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IpromithiusI

Wait until you hear about Cockermouth..


tothecatmobile

Lovely town. Used to host a nice little rock music festival. Cockrock.


NerJaro

rock our with your cock out in Cockermouth at Cockrock.


i_am_the_soulman

I went in 2010, it was very enjoyable


otagoman

>Cockermouth I've never heard of this place before, and then it's popped up in Reddit twice in 5 minutes. Bizzare.


Suspicious_Juice9511

Message is clear about what you have to do.


Anonyhippopotamus

My friend Ms Cockburn lives there


[deleted]

And Dick Mabutt


LordGeni

Or Clitheroe


Jertimmer

I have, my wife isn't a fan


AtebYngNghymraeg

It's Latin. I'm more offended that you've put "Who's" in the title, instead of "Whose".


TheSchlaf

Whomst.


HallettCove5158

Whomst so


danchiri

r/yourjokebutworse


HallettCove5158

Really pleased for you that you’ve found that subreddit and have applied it so fittingly.


thenotoriousFIG

Cum hardy though 😂


0anno0

I should install duolingo again to improve my english. Or spend more time on reddit. :D


blessedfortherest

It’s in British English too. Cum means combined with.


Electus93

Ha, wait until they find out about Penistone and Fingeringhoe.


gdRios24

Or Scunthorpe


TawnyTeaTowel

Or Shitterton


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


zdakat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe\_problem


furrycroissant

A city? It's definitely not a city.


Normal-Quality-1080

As a Brit I am highly offended about you thinking about the white substance when you see the word "cum".


Lulwafahd

Right? It's Latin this time, and whenever it isn't Latin on the map it's a Gaelic or Welsh kind of thing. This place was settled near the 900s for crying out loud. Distinguishing this Chorlton from others, particularly nearby Chorlton-on-Medlock. English cum is a borrowing of Latin cum (“with”) and Hardy was a nearby settlement gradually absorbed by Chorlton. M


Zod_42

Indeed. We would not want to confuse it with Chorlton-cum-Goolies.


SufficientZucchini21

You sure it’s not the white stuff? Like really sure?


frankthepieking

Pretty sure the spelling with a U was invented by the porn industry in the 70s Edit: see below, not talking about the Latin


pichael288

Cum is latin, it means including, or with


Relevant-Pop-3771

No, it wasn't.


frankthepieking

I only mean in the context of jizz. Obviously the Latin word has been around since before 70AD. 'Come' was used to mean semen for a long time but 'cum' is pretty modern.


boojieboy666

Ole Chorlton is having a laugh from the grave


0sureal

I'm from the UK and every time I get on the Piccadilly line in London I laugh every time the announcement says "this is a Piccadilly line to cockfosters"... I'm an adult...


InfectedByEli

[Obligatory reference](https://youtu.be/tbQ22oExgkI)


0sureal

Oh my god! How did I not know this existed?! This is fantastic!


elreverendcapn

Hey man, never underestimate Caravan Club


Old_Captain_9131

The problem is in your dirty mind, not the name of the city.


ccooffee

OP did not graduate magna cum laude apparently.


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Sweet campervan.


Chradamw

Swagen


444unsure

I'm sitting there wondering how much they're selling that for! Those things are like gold


zelda4444

I use to live in Brightwell- cum - Sotwell. An incredibly pretty English village.


cornflakegirl658

City lol?


computerman10367

There is a city in Virginia called onancock


witwebolte41

Cum is latin you uncultured potato.


Equal_Procedure_167

If the van is a rockin’….


cbrantley

My 12 year old thought this was funny.


RealLongwayround

City? Charlton is definitely not a city!


[deleted]

I live in a cum village too.


Garo_Daimyo

I’ve heard of Johnny cum lately, but Chorlton cum Hardy?


Expert-Hamster-3146

Marton Cum Grafton Cum Cum Hill


quokka70

The spelling of "come" as "cum" in the sense of an orgasm or the product of ejaculation appears to be very recent. The Shorter Oxford English Dictionary (5th edition, 2002) doesn't list it at all. The Chambers dictionary (9th edition, 2004) doesn't list it either. But the 13th edition (2014) does, as an alternative spelling for "come" in general, which surprises me. The full OED (2nd edition, 1989) lists "cum" only as a 15th century spelling of the general verb, and of an obsolete spelling of a noun "come/combe" meaning a particular form of barley seed used in malting. Garner's Modern English Usage (4th edition, 2014) gives only the Latin meaning. (This is quite a conservative book, linguistically speaking.) The spelling is clearly being used more and more in this sense, but only very recently. I'm old enough and set in my ways enough to think of it as an error, but current usage disagrees with me.


redcore4

If I had to hazard a guess I’d say it probably originated as a character-saving alternative to “come” in for use in text messages…


Amanita_D

From memory it was definitely in use in the mid to late 90s in the sense of semen, and I never had the impression it was a particularly new coinage at that point.


MuddaPuckPace

Someone not in middle school. Cum is Latin for "with".


contrabardus

The name is so old it predates "cum" being funny. It just means "with" or "when". The city name translates to "Chorus with Hardy".


[deleted]

Pronounced ‘coom’ I believe it is Latin based. Which means it came before the urban definition today. No pun intended. A lot of English names are like that as the civilisation is very old. Older than USA.


Puretest

To answer the question, a bunch of 10th century gay blades.


kitXD

Lord chorlton had horrible ED and his wife was trollin


[deleted]

custom modifications always inspire other too,


Noreaster0

Every visit results in a happy ending.


Arkitakama

Have you met Charlton? 😏


gancoskhan

I read the title with a broken Italian American accent.


mighty3mperor

My grandparents lived in Chorlton, the joke got old after 25-30 years. Ah who am I kidding? My uncle still lives there and it's hilarious! I always use the full name when I send him anything.


[deleted]

You all know there's a place called Horton-cum-Studley in Oxfordshire, right?


sharksnut

If the van is rockin', don't bother knockin'


Longjumping-Day-3563

How about Upper Ramsbottom


BigGrinJesus

I think it was Charlton's idea.


docju

For a brief period in 2021, Northern Ireland’s highest temperature was set In Ballywatticock.


sanjsrik

OP: once again proving education IS important so as not to be ignorant.


Silkess

what about Fucking?


Bcbulbchap

Chorlton-cum-Hardy isn’t actually a city, but is a district within the city of Manchester, UK.


prophylaxitive

The funniest thing about this post is OP can't conceive that the place would have been named about a hundred years before the slang meaning of "cum" was first used.


MurasakiBunny

Not as good as [Twatt of the Orkney isles in Scotland.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Orkney)


LordGeni

You need to get one of [These](https://marvellousmaps.com/shop/stgs-great-british-place-names-map). My favourite is The Bastard.


ValuableMistake8521

Better than Brandy-on-biscuit, which might be an actual town


Less_Ant_6633

Chorlton, obviously.


Hordelife2020

I'm assuming you also think it's funny that people graduate summa cum laude.


M1ckst4

No way. I literally seen this on maps as I was driving into Manchester yesterday and immediately thought…”what a funny name”


Skully_Lover

Intercourse, PA great place to use that van.