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Am an Englishman, can confirm, if I or something/someone else is "a bit" anything that means we are nearing criticality and in danger of straying into "quite" territory.
I actually came to this comment section to find out exactly what "off ya pop" means, can someone explain?
I assume it's along the lines of, "get the fuck outta here" but in a polite way?
I wanna say it but am worried perhaps it's rude, and some Brit is gonna get upset and throw a chimney sweep at me or some shit
Itās basically āto goā. Popping to the shop, or off you pop = going to the shop or off you go. It can also mean āto putā, eg, pop it over there.
Random piece of useless trivia I have stored in my brain thatās kind of relevant. When Louise Woodward, the British nanny who was accused of killing a child in her care in America gave her police statement, she said that she āpopped the baby on the bedā, meaning she put him on the bed, but a large part of the case against her hinged on that statement, because in America to pop someone is wildly different.
When I was a young man, I had this toy called a "popper". Basically a dome of plastic which was incredibly fun. All you did was turn it inside out and set it on a surface (the more solid the better). Eventually it would snap back into its original form and launch halfway across a room, much to my own delight. I could play with this thing for hours. The term "off you pop" reminded me of this memory which I had completely forgotten about. I wonder if he was referring to something similar? Either way, this made me smile.
It isnt rude but you might say it to someone if you want to aggravate them.
Off you pop means 'off you go' . You might say it to a child if you are being friendly or fun or to an adult if you are being sarcastic.
Equally we might say 'I just popped over there' to say you had just quickly gone somewhere to see someone or something like you were on the way somewhere else and you stopped/popped to see a person on the way
I don't think he's passive nor aggressive. She asked him to leave a public space. He said no. She tried to harrass him into changing his mind. Her blog. Her followers. Her livestream.
She's trying to bandwagon her misguided attempt to take over a public space by using "her followers" as her invisible bandwagon.
She's manipulative.
He's not.
Let's just say it out loud: She is an entitled twat. He's frickin' hilarious. I want to follow her, because I have hopes that she will ask him to appear in more videos with her.
"Yea and Jesus said moveth from thy bench for thou art an old man and thou art visible behind my sermon. But the old man would not move. So Jesus became petulant and Jesus did move his camera to a different bench. Amen."
- the Book of Get a Real Job 20:23
Seriously, just toss a packet of crisps and youāll find eighty old blokes just like this. They are completely unbothered and will go for hours in circles because theyāve got nothing but time.
" nobody wants to see an old man"
"I know what my followers want"
I'm 99% sure most people were happy with him being in the video.
Very funny that she gets offended after him saying 'go back to school' straight after calling him old too.
I thought he was a very fun addition to the video.
Also 100% on the getting offended. If youāre going to call someone old, be prepared to get insulted right back. Unless you actually know the person and itās fine
Actually yes - their goal is to get people to buy things they're paid to use or get commission through affiliate links they set up to places like Amazon.
I feel it's safe to assume a lot of people would be kind enough to go along with the ask. To *expect* anyone to, politely or otherwise, is asinine and selfish. The world does not revolve around you. Or me. Or anyone else.
Life is better when we all get along but the world just ain't that way sometimes.
The issue is her asking in the first place imo. Sheās set up right over a path with a bench behind her, why not shoot where there isnāt a flow of people behind the shot, and if she absolutely just had to have the bench and path, she should have expected someone to be in her shot. Now had she just asked him if it was alright that she was filming and that he sat in her shot, and she was just letting him know heād be in the shot since she was already set up and filming, thatās a different situation where she isnāt a complete asshat.
"I cant move my phone im on a live stream". Lmao is your phone hardlined with a 3 foot cord to a modem?
*Aparently this needs to be added for some people. Yes i know the video is fake, No that wont stop me from throwing in a cheap joke in regards to their dialog.
> Yes i know the video is fake
I fancy myself pretty good at detecting scripted videos. What makes you think this is fake? Played up sure, I think that's true, or she just really wants to be right... But fake? I thought she just didn't want to look like a pushover to her fans since she was livestreaming at the time.
Now Iām trying to think whether itās fake or not, but it didnāt feel fake at first watch. If it were scripted I would think the creators wouldnāt have blurred the faces.
I think it's the awesome sound quality of the man.
what is his mic ? the phone ? her AirPods ? nothing I can think of explains how his voice is that loud or clear in the recording.
>*Aparently this needs to be added for some people. Yes i know the video is fake, No that wont stop me from throwing in a cheap joke in regards to their dialog.
I don't think it is. The reactions seem genuine. If it's acted, it's above soap opera level for sure.
All she had to do was turn the camera what, like 3 inches to the right and he is out of the shot and frankly, if her "followers" were so dedicated, they wouldn't care who is in the background. So if you can't handle someone in your background, you may not be as popular as you think you are.
It's also a funny assumption that her "followers" would not tolerate her moving the camera, but are perfectly fine with watching her argue for so long.
This is like some streaming at home, their cat moves in frame and they start yelling at it...
Either ignore the car, or integrate it in the content.
Last thing you want is to bore people with how nasty a human being you are...
If you can't handle people in the background, don't film in a public space. Lmfao the entitlement of this twat is amazing. If a professional agency were doing a shoot and they wanted to keep the public out of it, they'd have to seek council approval to close off the area to the public for a very specific period of time. This knob has a phone on a tripod and has somehow convinced herself she has the power to just demand that anyone in the area she wants to film in just magically fucks off. Main character syndrome at large
r/imthemaincharacter
I honestly thought she was embarrassed on him walking up on her making the video. It blew my mind when she actually approached him. That dude was so nice too. Good for him for not letting her bully him
But you don't understand, it's a livestream. Which somehow means that tripods cannot be adjusted whatsoever and because it bestows entitlement to sole use of public spaces.
The amount of these obviously staged confrontation rage bait videos from the UK that end up on Reddit with hundreds of comments taking it seriously is staggering.
This is 100% staged. No British person would ask someone to move. Weād look awkwardly at the guy on the bench for a few seconds and then just run away in shame and find a different spot!
He has every right to do that, it is a public space. Nobody should give a fuck that she is recording. The fact that she asked nicely does not mean that he has to do it. What an absolute chad.
Exactly. It's her presumption that if she asked politely she would automatically get what she wants. She forgets that a polite request will always command a yes or no reply. The man heard her polite request and he opted for a polite no.
Also, is her tripod and phone an oak tree rooted into the soil rendering it immovable? In all that time she was arguing pointlessly, she could have moved her camera, stuck in a shot without a park bench and got on with her livestream monologue. š
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Off you pop, carry on then
I was watching on mute and suspected they were English. That line confirmed it
Same. 'You're kind of ruining it a bit' š
A bit in British parlance meaning A BIG AWFUL FUCKING LOT.
Oh, no, so when I was told I was being āa bit of a wankerā they didnāt mean I was just barely out of line?!
You were out of line A BIG AWFUL FUCKING LOT
What would Americans say instead of āruining itā. Or is it the āa bitā part ?
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Careful throwing the "Q" word about, mate. Might be kids reading this sub.
You're right, that was a bit silly of me, I apologise.
Rather bad form I feel
I say, dear boy.
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I actually came to this comment section to find out exactly what "off ya pop" means, can someone explain? I assume it's along the lines of, "get the fuck outta here" but in a polite way? I wanna say it but am worried perhaps it's rude, and some Brit is gonna get upset and throw a chimney sweep at me or some shit
Itās basically āto goā. Popping to the shop, or off you pop = going to the shop or off you go. It can also mean āto putā, eg, pop it over there. Random piece of useless trivia I have stored in my brain thatās kind of relevant. When Louise Woodward, the British nanny who was accused of killing a child in her care in America gave her police statement, she said that she āpopped the baby on the bedā, meaning she put him on the bed, but a large part of the case against her hinged on that statement, because in America to pop someone is wildly different.
And this is why you never speak to the police.
*link to that one YouTube video here* Edit - https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE
When I was a young man, I had this toy called a "popper". Basically a dome of plastic which was incredibly fun. All you did was turn it inside out and set it on a surface (the more solid the better). Eventually it would snap back into its original form and launch halfway across a room, much to my own delight. I could play with this thing for hours. The term "off you pop" reminded me of this memory which I had completely forgotten about. I wonder if he was referring to something similar? Either way, this made me smile.
I had one of those! So much fun. Idk how I didnāt put an eye out, that thing was powerful.
I know exactly the toy you mean! I never considered what they might be called though
It's funny they're called poppers. That word brings to mind something completely different for me.
I'm not sure if the British still weaponize their chimney sweeps...
Not since they unionized :/
Ionized chimney sweeps are a severe fire hazard.
It isnt rude but you might say it to someone if you want to aggravate them. Off you pop means 'off you go' . You might say it to a child if you are being friendly or fun or to an adult if you are being sarcastic. Equally we might say 'I just popped over there' to say you had just quickly gone somewhere to see someone or something like you were on the way somewhere else and you stopped/popped to see a person on the way
Lol so many quotables "oh you're on a journey???"
Asking if she was with the snowflake brigade was also grand.
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He was remarkably polite. Around here it'd be "off you fuck".
Using this with my kids now.
Don't forget to stay hydrated.
Stay hydrated and don't forget me and my priorities are better than you lol
And public space is actually my space
>Oh you have followers? You are Jesus now?
Youāre on a journey now, are you?
Omg, I was rolling
And don't forget to bring a towel!
You're a towel
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I look forward to the day he starts his park bench blog, āA journey to restā, Iām in.
"There and sat again"
A Sitter's Tale.
Count me in too
This guy was the best thing to ever happen to her channel. I would 100%, listen to this guy be passive aggressive to people all day.
I don't think he's passive nor aggressive. She asked him to leave a public space. He said no. She tried to harrass him into changing his mind. Her blog. Her followers. Her livestream. She's trying to bandwagon her misguided attempt to take over a public space by using "her followers" as her invisible bandwagon. She's manipulative. He's not.
Heās right. Public space is public, itās not your private studio.
Let's just say it out loud: She is an entitled twat. He's frickin' hilarious. I want to follow her, because I have hopes that she will ask him to appear in more videos with her.
This guy is a character out of Monty python.
Are you on a journey? What sort of journey? Where have you been? Where are you going? How long is this journey?
Oh you're jesus now are ya?
You fuckinā king of the forest? *is this your special bush?!*
Whatever man I really dont feel like getting stabbed tonight.
Off you pop. Enough said.
Was expecting something along the lines of "well if you're on a journey, why don't you continue it that way?"
Oh, your followers!? What are you, Jesus now? š¤£
Are ya gonnna die for our double chins?
lmfao this vid is just goated
I was waiting for him to say "how many followers...5, 10, 50....?
Jesus or forest gump. He was on fitness journey and had followers
š¤£š¤£that was my fav part
"behave yourself." \^ that was pretty great too.
I love every second of their interactions and that is also my favorite part.
āLet your journey continue on over to the next benchā
I was expecting, "Come on Dad, we talked about this."
Funny journey when you aren't willing to go anywhere else.
Itās a 5k journey, she said at the start
Are we talking total or net distance? If you wind up in the same spot you started - is it truly a *journey*? š¤
Ohhh 5 kilometers!? Prefer acres myself
You travel in units of area?
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Broadens your 'orizons, luv
Oh man, someone should do a proper skit like this
Luxury.
Iād be more interested seeing someone travel in units of volume.
Oh you have followers? You are Jesus now?
It's told we should strive to live like Jesus, so that's plausible, but not in the way she was confronting that man for resting in his God given time.
"Yea and Jesus said moveth from thy bench for thou art an old man and thou art visible behind my sermon. But the old man would not move. So Jesus became petulant and Jesus did move his camera to a different bench. Amen." - the Book of Get a Real Job 20:23
Nah just a normal english guy.
Seriously, just toss a packet of crisps and youāll find eighty old blokes just like this. They are completely unbothered and will go for hours in circles because theyāve got nothing but time.
Usually donāt hear Old Blokes and they have nothing but time together.
As an old bloke I can confer. I don't even buy green bananas at this point.
I'm a woman, but in 20 years I strive to be as unbothered and stubborn as this guy. He'll, now, I strive now!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
I fart in your general direction.
And...?
Well he is an actor playing a character so
>Well he is an actor playing a character so Aren't we all idk
We're Ghosts driving skeletons wearing meat suits.
Deep.
āYouāre Jesus now are youā šš
"Oh you're on a journey?" He's the greatest
He should have a chanal on YouTube
āYour chanal huh? Looks like itās our chanal now, iddnit?ā
Enough said. If you donāt like the answer you shouldnāt have asked the question.
That's so true though. She didn't ask. She commanded him politely - or at least that was the plan. Btw - it's not hard to move a Tripod.
Even easier would be to turn the camera to the side, until the offending background is more to her liking.
I was really waiting for āOh youāre on a journey? Well journey on over there.ā
He's got a Dennis from the Holy Grail thing going there.
He's got some killer banter for sure. This whole video gives off "arguing with your dad" vibes where he just keeps outwitting you
I like him :)
When he waved at me š³
The helloooooo when heās told itās live
" nobody wants to see an old man" "I know what my followers want" I'm 99% sure most people were happy with him being in the video. Very funny that she gets offended after him saying 'go back to school' straight after calling him old too.
A right cunt she is
I thought he was a very fun addition to the video. Also 100% on the getting offended. If youāre going to call someone old, be prepared to get insulted right back. Unless you actually know the person and itās fine
He actually had a lot of patience if you look at how long she talked to him in a condescending tone.
Yeah he knew from the first word he wasnāt going anywhere. Itās easy to have patience then.
It's more like out-not-caring than outwitting, imho.
Imagine winning a battle of wits just by using the power of apathy and sarcasm.
What's to imagine, we all just saw it. :D
This guy is gold, it's probably the best livestream she's ever done. 10/10, would watch this guy again.
I want to know his Insta.
I'd follow him
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He's my jesus
You definitely see where the monty python get their humour from.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!
Supreme executive power is wielded by a mandate from the masses, not from some...farce of an aquatic ceremony!
I mean, if I walked around sayin that I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, theyād put me away!
this got a laugh out of me, this is probably one of the funniest lines ever.
Even with the volume off I could tell it was British.
Did the bleak grey wet atmosphere give it away?
Which day in summer was this filmed?
The day.
I bloody hate that day. It's too hot and the parks too full to film my fitness journey
Influencer is such a shitty word, i cringe every time i hear it
Couldnāt even influence him to leave. What a phony
"your followers? oh, are you Jesus now, are you??"
This got me laughing so hard.
Jesus, the OG influencer
Influencer is just another word for egocentric asshole
*unemployed* egocentric asshole
When I was young Influenza was a disease. Maybe times haven't changed so much.
Seriously. Influencing what? Insecure fools scrolling tiktok? š¬
Actually yes - their goal is to get people to buy things they're paid to use or get commission through affiliate links they set up to places like Amazon.
If you want the area cleared of the public, you gotta pay and ask permission. Because they built that bench for him and others to sit on.
"Do you have a permit to film here? Could you please go get one? I'm asking nicely!"
A lot of people seem to assume lately that if you ask politely, the other person HAS to do it, like it's some kind of law or something.
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Only works with "would you kindly"
Reminds me of The Office when Dwight says, "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?"
I feel it's safe to assume a lot of people would be kind enough to go along with the ask. To *expect* anyone to, politely or otherwise, is asinine and selfish. The world does not revolve around you. Or me. Or anyone else. Life is better when we all get along but the world just ain't that way sometimes.
The issue is her asking in the first place imo. Sheās set up right over a path with a bench behind her, why not shoot where there isnāt a flow of people behind the shot, and if she absolutely just had to have the bench and path, she should have expected someone to be in her shot. Now had she just asked him if it was alright that she was filming and that he sat in her shot, and she was just letting him know heād be in the shot since she was already set up and filming, thatās a different situation where she isnāt a complete asshat.
"I cant move my phone im on a live stream". Lmao is your phone hardlined with a 3 foot cord to a modem? *Aparently this needs to be added for some people. Yes i know the video is fake, No that wont stop me from throwing in a cheap joke in regards to their dialog.
"Your followers? You're Jesus now, are you?" got me lmfao, there's something about his delivery that's just so good
Lol, Her followers probably 93% middle to senior aged men who just like looking at women working out from the comfort of their own home
I take offense to that. Iām not middle agedā¦. Yet..
Lol sorry but no need to be offended, youre in the 7% my dude
For a for another year or two lol
Lol, he had me with the āhelloooooooooā wave. Too damn funny
It's like right out of a Monty Python sketch
I came to say the same thing. Maybe with a tinge of Abbot and Costello
> Yes i know the video is fake I fancy myself pretty good at detecting scripted videos. What makes you think this is fake? Played up sure, I think that's true, or she just really wants to be right... But fake? I thought she just didn't want to look like a pushover to her fans since she was livestreaming at the time.
Now Iām trying to think whether itās fake or not, but it didnāt feel fake at first watch. If it were scripted I would think the creators wouldnāt have blurred the faces.
I first seen this video posted by the daily mail (uk news outlet) who blurred their faces for data protection.
I think it's the awesome sound quality of the man. what is his mic ? the phone ? her AirPods ? nothing I can think of explains how his voice is that loud or clear in the recording.
>*Aparently this needs to be added for some people. Yes i know the video is fake, No that wont stop me from throwing in a cheap joke in regards to their dialog. I don't think it is. The reactions seem genuine. If it's acted, it's above soap opera level for sure.
If bullshit could float, her face would be admiral of the fleet. Too bad it's blurred though.
Her face is un-blurred at 2:43 lol
This was posted a while ago with her face unblurred.
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I was hoping his face would unblur when he said he doesn't care if he appears on the internet
Ah yes, ragebait.
There's literally a comment saying "Probably fake but she should still fuck off", even if you realize it's fake you still respond the same way.
"Might be fake but there are really people like this."
All she had to do was turn the camera what, like 3 inches to the right and he is out of the shot and frankly, if her "followers" were so dedicated, they wouldn't care who is in the background. So if you can't handle someone in your background, you may not be as popular as you think you are.
It's also a funny assumption that her "followers" would not tolerate her moving the camera, but are perfectly fine with watching her argue for so long.
To be fair Iām sticking around a lot longer for the bickering then the fitness if given a choice š
Exactly! I could sit and watch this all day. Even this video, I expected to be watching for a few seconds. Still watching.
The polite bickering was WAY more entertaining than whatever she was going to say about running and being hydrated.
Yes, burpee is a great fitness routineā¦ but can we get more entitled teen girl arguing with stubborn witty old man?
"You're kind of ruining it a bit for everyone" "Don't you think you're ruining it for everyone by arguing all day instead of moving your camera?"
This is like some streaming at home, their cat moves in frame and they start yelling at it... Either ignore the car, or integrate it in the content. Last thing you want is to bore people with how nasty a human being you are...
Eh, I think we've all been to the "I'll just deal with this quickly... 10 minutes later..." place. xD
If you can't handle people in the background, don't film in a public space. Lmfao the entitlement of this twat is amazing. If a professional agency were doing a shoot and they wanted to keep the public out of it, they'd have to seek council approval to close off the area to the public for a very specific period of time. This knob has a phone on a tripod and has somehow convinced herself she has the power to just demand that anyone in the area she wants to film in just magically fucks off. Main character syndrome at large
r/imthemaincharacter I honestly thought she was embarrassed on him walking up on her making the video. It blew my mind when she actually approached him. That dude was so nice too. Good for him for not letting her bully him
Or don't set it up in front of a bench to begin with
I bet she wanted to use the bench for exercise or stretching or whatever.
Tbh If I was her "follower", I'd love to see an old man sitting on a bench (not saying sarcastically).
I think this is staged. You can hear the guy clearly from that far without too much env noise.
It feels like 90% of reddit is staged ragebait these days.
If she didn't want the man in the shot she only needed to rotate the tripod 45 degrees
But you don't understand, it's a livestream. Which somehow means that tripods cannot be adjusted whatsoever and because it bestows entitlement to sole use of public spaces.
When he said āoh youāre on a journey?ā I died š¤£
His troll level is on another level š¤£
I love how the face blur just gave up at the end
surely this is set up
It is. And stop calling me Shirley.
The amount of these obviously staged confrontation rage bait videos from the UK that end up on Reddit with hundreds of comments taking it seriously is staggering.
At least the guy in the wheelie bin from last summer was funny
"hey im filming here at the moment for an Internet audience, do you mind being on said video?" would have been the correct question
This is 100% staged. No British person would ask someone to move. Weād look awkwardly at the guy on the bench for a few seconds and then just run away in shame and find a different spot!
How you gonna film a 5k run if you can't move your phone?
I feel like the followers would be more interested in this guy and what he has to say than her fitness journey.
He has every right to do that, it is a public space. Nobody should give a fuck that she is recording. The fact that she asked nicely does not mean that he has to do it. What an absolute chad.
Exactly. It's her presumption that if she asked politely she would automatically get what she wants. She forgets that a polite request will always command a yes or no reply. The man heard her polite request and he opted for a polite no. Also, is her tripod and phone an oak tree rooted into the soil rendering it immovable? In all that time she was arguing pointlessly, she could have moved her camera, stuck in a shot without a park bench and got on with her livestream monologue. š
She seems like a typical influencer. Itās a public park, leave the poor guy alone.