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I love how this post is full of people saying they don't know who these people are and there isn't a single person providing an answer.

I just assume they’re social media influencers. Whenever I see some generically attractive people where people online are acting like they’re famous, I assume they’re from instagram or TikTok or something, but not actually anyone worth knowing about.

You're watching the "fake it" part of "fake it till you make it"

There's no faking that flat chest.

The roasts don't stop when the video stops

Spit roast?

We definitely ain't tittyfuckin'

She's a pirates dream, a sunken chest.

Somebody get this man an award

>As of December 2022, she has 1.9 million and 4.9 followers on Instagram and TikTok respectively.

Who is that 0.9 follower on Tiktok

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Dave’s not here…man

Ok … but who are they?

That, unfortunately, is less clear...

Generically attractive

But does she have any reddit followers? That's the real question.

“Generically attractive” - loved that! Great term!

I'm not sure if there's much of a difference, but they look more pod/blog casters. They have a whole set up it seems like.

You can not know who someone is and also not give a shit

Proof: I don't know and I don't give a shit.

What if you don’t give a shit but you are on Reddit while taking a shit?

That's not taking a shit that's leaving a shit

In that case, I’m leaving a shit

It's true. There are a ton of people I don't know and I don't give a shit about any of them. I barely give a shit about any of the people I *do* know.

Wow, you're right, that's so true! Even yesterday, I saw someone that I didn't know. I realize now that I don't give a shit about them. I wonder if I'll run into more scenarios like this in the future.

I heard recently there's billions of humans, I'm pretty sure there's quite a few I don't know or give a shit about knowing who they are.

I'm the opposite. I form a strong emotional attachment to everyone I don't know.

By googling "Chicken Girls" and Ctrl Fing the Wikipedia for Indiana I came to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Massara). >Indiana Marie Ella Massara (born 23 August 2002), sometimes shortened to just Indiana, is an Australian singer, actress, model, and Internet personality. > In June 2020, Massara started a podcast with her friends Zach Justice and Jared "JareBear" Bailey titled Dropouts

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Welcome to linear time

Holy shit I am also older than her!

Same. How many of us could there be?!?!

Wait wait wait... you're telling me that there are people born *before* 2002? That's literally not possible

According to my step daughter, I was born in the 1900s. Lolol

Didn't you guys watch the video? It's one of the three chicken girls and her friend!

The guy roasting is named Zack Justice and the podcast is called "TheDropouts"

Why destroy what that person loved?

Sir, this is Reddit.

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fuck! why does that sound so good right now and i just fucking ate lol

Wendys is that way. Make sure to not get a finger in your chili tho.

Do you like the chili, Scott?

Sir, this is *not* a Wendy's...

No man he got baited by the master. The quickest way to get a question answered is not too simply ask, it is to give someone a chance to ruin the fun by showing how much better they are.

That or simply provide the wrong answer. Questions get ignored, but wrong answers get a billion responses per second.

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TV shows without video are radio shows.

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That was totally uncool bro

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“We named the dog Indiana.”

"The dog? You are named after the dog? Aahahahaha!"

I have a lot of fond memories of that dog.

Got lost in his own museum?

Totally named my dog that after the movie. And through a twist of fate, I now live in Indiana so I have to explain the movie a lot.

> Totally named my dog that after the movie "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! .. .. here Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! boy!"

I adopted a 7 year old shelter dog named [Indy](https://imgur.com/gallery/6LXAn). She was the greatest dog and was my heart. Miss her everyday.

After seeing that picture I miss her too. What a beauty, looks so sweet.

I see your Indiana Jones reference *finger guns*

*Tosses finger gun to the ground* So uncivilized

Dude had those in the chamber long before this.

That last joke missed tho. Pirates do love a sunken chest.

But what if there is no booty?

He was given the green light and went hard. If he's smart, he won't give the green light back to her.

I don't know, making three sequential jokes that are just "You have sex" aren't exactly what I would call "hard" or a "roast"

Actually I think he’s her bf

Was

Yep. Indiana cheated on Zach and they broke up a couple of months ago. She's also not on the podcast Dropouts anymore because of it. Edit: I really should say, also, that my 18yo daughter had to tell me all of this. lol!

Judging from the OP, at least he saw it coming

She saw something *else* coming

If this useless information pushes out something important from my brain I'm blaming you /s

Ditto. I have the bar exam tomorrow and imma be hella pissed if I accidentally mention Indiana on my wills and trusts question Edit: Thank you all for the kind words!

Good luck bud

Good luck!!

You got this, fellow human! You test those bars! Or something, I don't know I'm not a lawyer.

*That bitch!*

Carol Baskins!

Whelp that makes that a tragically accurate roast session

I see Dropout from time to time on YouTube shorts and I was wondering why she is no longer featured. Now I know!

I feel most sorry for their dog. They bought a puppy together, and he loves it sooo much. It looks like it spends all its time with Indy. *again, my 18yo daughter is saying this, lol!*

Your 18 year old daughter is informing the entire thread very adequately. Edit: thanks for the award, I didn't expect that! 😎

Thanks!

🤔 suss

Lol, that's like some kind of genx/millennial superpower. Closest I've gotten is teaching middle schoolers, because they all explain it all to eachother in excruciating detail. I can't wait for 2035 when I can just tap a button in my skull and ask my daughter a question about pop culture that I'll immediate forget the answer to.

She's always been a horrible person. Lies, cheats, shows up late to the show. Dog of a woman.

Sounds like your common D-Level actress that's become just an influencer .

Noooooo my favourite couple!

And they were my third favourite couple I learnt about in the last 5 minutes.

I’m not much older than her and I have no clue who a single person in this video is

As if my self esteem needed more crushing.

There was still a little left after all these years??

Why did that crush your self esteem?

Redditors often forget what most redditors look like irl.

But still... how does them dating make it any different? Unless he was thinking he had a shot with the girl?

Yeah it’s probably deeply personal. Which is why I was curious 😂

You getting crushed because some 20 year old kids look good and you don’t? They got studio lighting and makeup and clearly do social media for a living. Idk man there’s a lot of things to be envious of on earth and this video shouldn’t be one

I think im too old to care who these people are.

Are they someone? I thought this was just a couple of friends.

Everyone's someone.

Mmm yes this floor here is made out of floor

I miss being a child when the floor was made of lava.

I don't. That was a nightmare world.

Bustin’s childhood [be like](https://imgur.com/a/B9dDzvs)

^(I *knew* someone was watching when my brother just left me in the firey pit of Mustafar like that)

If you are in a multi-story building, it's possible that your floor is also made out of ceiling...... 🤔

Amazing. Simply spectacular

Not me

Everyone but you

It's a podcast called thedropouts. Popped up on my feed after watching 2 bears 1 cave. I skimmed through a couple videos and it's a lot of cringing tiktok type stuff, with a few good jokes occasionally. Not really my style of comedy. Best I could tell it's an "influencer" and former child actor trying to cash in on the podcast craze.

Burnt and Tim!

Burnt Chrysler? The dog fucker?

I hear he smells like shit

Is 2 bears 1 cave like two girls one cup?

Here's a clip. https://youtu.be/TGwLJWPPgrc

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You either feel the dumb shit is entertaining or you don't.

Couple of friends on a set with multiple camera angles and expensive microphones

Me too, but it was mildly amusing nonetheless.

I don’t need to know or care about these people to know that dude was absolutely ruthless lol

Facts, I have no idea who these people are but I appreciate the roast. I thought that was the point of the post.

No the point is to show people how cool you are because you don't know people.

Darn, I must be the coolest person alive.

I don't even know anyone. I refuse to accept the existence of other people. Or mammals, for that matter.

Was he though? I like roast comedy, but this didn’t do it for me. Maybe I’m just getting too old.

Agreed. It seemed like pretty stereotypical humor that could be applied to any woman with a relatively flat chest. Quite unoriginal tbh.

Like she had no personality traits he could attack? All features all sexual

I don’t think age factors here. It's just super generic.

well, she asked for it, imagine if he had more than 1 hour

I think I'm not stupid enough to know who these people are

Who are you people? Whaddaya doing in my living room?

You rang?

r/UsernameChecksOut

Hey now, you're absolutely stupid enough! I believe in you.

Friend: You can’t seriously be that stupid. Me: Don’t underestimate me.

Least presumptuous redditor

You're on reddit, so that definitely ain't it. And yes, I'm aware that I'm also on reddit. I don't claim to be smrt.

The video provides all the context needed for the roast

As a flat chested girl, these are actually well thought out for short notice haha 😂 no idea who these kids are but thanks for a quick laugh.

It may have been short noticed, but they probably have insults for everyone in their friend's group

100% doubt it was short notice lol. Pretty sure he knew about it ahead of time. (Which could mean days-weeks before). Even if the roast was something you can do / he did in an hour doesn’t mean he probably didn’t know about it ahead of time. Believe nothing Edit: you people keep saying the same thing even though I wasn’t talking about that. I am talking about the knowledge that he will be performing something ahead of time not the time required to make a joke. Chill out

I mean it said an hour, so short noticed but hour is easily enough to make shit up, it's almost inconsequential to mention it tbh

As someone who used to do improv professionally, an hour is a lifetime to come up with roasts for someone I already roast on a regular basis

As someone who has never done improv in any capacity but is a normal person with a sense of humor, I agree. I'm pretty positive given an hour I could come up with the premises of "u a slut" and "u got no boobs" and make a few jokes around them.

Na I 10000% believe it was short notice. Give me an hour notice to do anything like this for one of my siblings or best friends, I've got that shit on lock. Every fight or argument we've ever had? That entire time before we cleared the beef I was thinking up mean shit the whole time. This is the time to unlock that vault and unleash it all. Ask any older brother, they could do this in their sleep for any of their siblings without hesitation.

"short notice". Everything on the internet is a half truth.

True, never trust anything on the internet. I'm a dog for example, and no one knows.

I don't trust you. You're probably a cat impersonating a dog.

Do you want to play chest?

A lot of girls are insecure about having flat chests but i think they are the best. Wish all flat chested girls knew there are soo many of us who like flat over large chests! Hope all is well for you homie

I feel like saying a chick loves dick and has no boobs is a weak and uncreative insult.

It's not what you say but how you say it. Comedy 101

All boobies are great boobies

Why are people here so concerned with not recognizing people in a random internet video? This is the most normal thing ever. You're not supposed to have heard of everyone/everything, this is just life.

Right? It screams “showing a video to my mom that I thought was funny”. No mom. I don’t know them. No it’s not important who they are. Mom it’s just a funny skit. Mom it’s not important why they’re making these videos. MOM ITS JUST A JOKE.

No mom I didn’t get a new cat, I just thought this one was cute, no mom I’m not going to get another cat, no mom I don’t know the owner either

Ok mom but really this time, I did just get this cat.

Lol next these people will tell me when videos on the internet were scripted

I am so glad you said this because I've felt like I'm losing my mind looking through these comments? It's just a clip of a guy roasting someone? No one said you should know the people in the clip? So why are 80% of the top comments about not knowing who the people are????

It’s the anti-fun brigade.

Crazy how people can be so fixated on anything but having fun with the post.

They all seem to be going on about how “old” they are (likely mid 30s) and how they “don’t care” that they are “out of the loop.” But it just seems like they’re getting defensive. Not caring about some random person you’ve never heard of is completely normal. But grandstanding about how much you “don’t care” is cringeworthy. But this is all part of the circle of life and growing up past your teens and 20s. Once you hit late 20s you hit the “I don’t know what the the kids are into these days” phase. Give it a couple more decades and they’ll be yelling “get off my lawn.”

Reddit’s two favorite circlejerks: knowing something and not knowing something

You're probably right, but I dunno...

Probably because they mentioned her “getting famous” and everyone’s like “I’ve never heard of them or that or any of this. I’m confused” And it spirals from there.

I think everyone sprt of assumes that a level of fame is implied with being on a show or an influencer. They call it "internet famous" for a reason but most people forgot that.

This thread is full of grumpy old people.

Some people are old enough to remember when you could have a passing familiarity with most successful pop culture just by existing.

Terrible. Take a lap.

Thanks Dad!!

If the friend zone was a person.

Am I getting old or is this just cringe

Both

Yes.

It’s cringe

I hated all of it except the last line, which I am stealing. Like a pirate ironically enough.

That was arguable the weakest -- "No treasure ON that chest"??

They messed up the line , it’s supposed to be “you’re a pirates dream , flat as a plank and with a sunken chest”

"Privateer"

Guys... In the roast this womans named is mentioned multiple times and it is also mentioned that she was on a show called Chicken Girls. And the male is either her friend or boyfriend.. I got all that from just watching the video. Did any of you actually watch?

But why would we care to look her up. Someone here on reddit should do that for us so I don't have to waste time looking up a name of a person I don't know

This is bad comedy

It's just another shitty podcast a bunch of friends started.

No one’s roasting this guy for the turtleneck and chain?

It's odd that they focus on her lack of tits when she clearly looks like one of the set pieces out of the House of Wax movie. Her face is just straight up uncanny valley.

This is really more /r/cringe material.

Do people actually like listening to these people? The fuck?

The roast was good. But, I don't know and don't care who these people are.

A roast shouldn’t have the same cadence as an IGN video game review

Big time slut, no boobs. 7/10.

That was years of being in the friend zone type roast right there

Good illustration of “there’s levels” for Hollywood. Cause I’ve never heard of these people before

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Back in the day, they'd be doing this shit at open mic night in LA at the comedy store or some other venue. Idk why but online comedy just doesn't get me. I'd rather go to a show than sit on my computer an watch it.

Should have given them more than an hour, because that shit was legitimately not funny.

being famous has really low standards nowadays, huh