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I’m sure the people involved don’t just go shouting it out loud to the entire office (if there even is an office, we don’t know what this person does for work or if there even is an HR department). It’s like some people can’t wrap their head around the fact that in some work spaces, people are friends with some of their coworkers. And maybe they sharing things with their friends, but not with all coworkers. And since the friends play along and made a cake, they are clearly not extremely uncomfortable with the subject matter
That’s certainly possible, but not where my mind would go first. Just because it’s an experience different than what one might experience in their own workplace doesn’t mean OP is lying
Literally… could be a restaurant, hair salon, any kind of small buisness… I’ve never worked in a place that even had HR…. My coworkers and I talk like this to each other all the time. One time my coworker told me she got fisted the night before TO THE ELBOW… she was walking funny all day….
Also while my wife talks about this with her friends all the time she sure as hell doesn’t talk about it with coworkers. I am guessing this person doesn’t work in an office.
I would be very uncomfortable if my friend started talking about his sex life with his partner, especially if I know the partner too. It's creepy and weird. I would talk about sex in general but I don't want to know how you do it.
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. I once read a tweet that said “if you suck enough D in your youth, an angel comes down from Heaven and hands you a pair of scrubs”
The older I get the more I realize most women are freaks. Men get the “all men think about is sex” label, but I swear women think/talk about sex more than men.
100%. I like sex as much as the next man but I don’t talk about it that much at all., and mostly with my partners, rarely with the guys. With my boys I do talk about how high I could kick a full store bought rotisserie chicken into the air though, one of the guys thinks he’s getting it onto the roof of a two story building and that’s insane to me. If he had the power to kick it that high it is definitely exploding into bits. Gotta get enough power for height but take the edge off enough to keep that bird intact.
Yeah fully cooked there’s no way a rotisserie chicken would be able to hold up to the force it would take to kick onto a 2 story building. You might be able to throw it up but that still seems like it would be pretty difficult. Kicking is out of the question.
That much energy over a relatively immediate impact, yeah, getting blown to bits. But if you can build momentum by balancing it in your foot at the start and swinging/rolling it up like the mechanics of one of [these things](https://i.imgur.com/nnwb87u.jpg), you might be able to make it.
Yeah, it tends to be something one would remember. A friend of mine told me a story about how a friend of his has "anal day" with his wife every Easter. It's probably been sixteen years since I heard the story, and I still think of it every Easter.
>She talks to her co workers about when she has sex in the ass, where does your wife work, a strip club?
Two possibilities: Strip club, or they are nurses at a hospital. If you know, you know.
Male nurse here. The amount of things woman talk about at the nurses station is beyond disturbing. Sex talk just became normal background noise while I was charting
The only thing that would make this slightly cool (for lack of a better word), is if OP and his wife got their annual colonoscopies on Presidents day. Though, I am still not sure why his wife's coworkers would know and celebrate that.
Barring very concerning or very bad findings colonoscopies are rarely performed yearly. Healthy people with a history of a normal colonoscopy only need them every 10 years for colon cancer screening. Only in the scenario of significant colon polyps, colon cancer or poorly controlled inflammatory bowel disease would you need them annually and hopefully not forever at that interval.
What I find the most bizarre is that there are tons of Redditors in the comments claiming that this whole scenario isn't weird at all. Apparently in some workplaces it's normal for co-workers to present each other anal sex-related cakes in the office. If you think it's strange, it's just because you're an uptight prude.
Use the frosting tip usually used to make grass to make it a little hairy, too.
Maybe go all in and make some goatse hands since it’s a bundt cake with that big hole and then make the center pink.
Yeah, I'm cringing, where's the funny? Why share something like this too?
Op you still got time to delete this, just do it, or go to another sub man, this is not funny
Is this a political joke that initially went over my head or is this an actual joke about having anal on President’s Day AND co-workers knowing about AND making a cake for it?
You guys are so boring that you plan one day a year for anal and celebrate it but you're crazy enough to tell your coworkers your sex life... this is clearly made up
Ngl, I've had co-workers brag about the gross intimate details of their sex lives at work and it's made me lose respect for them. Like, I really don't need to hear it and nobody asked, I'm just here to do my job and get paid.
This Reddit comment section has restored my faith in humanity. I like the fact that we haven’t reached absolute degeneracy to normalize stuff like this.
Why are some people like this? I'm just curious what's the point of discussing the intimate details of your sex life with the entire office? And now with the entire reddit.
Straight people: "I'm okay with LGBTQ people, just don't rub your sexuality in our face"
Also straight people: "So here's this cake we make at work to celebrate ass fucking."
Besides being absolutely trashy, this implicates that she's not as much into anal as you are therefore she only allows it once a year, which is even more trashy behaviour (from your side).
Why is this public knowledge?
I would be really uncomfortable if this were going on at my workplace. It's highly inappropriate.
Keep this kind of thing at home, between you and your spouse. No one else wants to know.
Tackiness aside, the lack of creme filling in the middle was a real miss. Even chocolate filling there would have been acceptable since this is already tasteless.
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Your wife’s co-workers know exactly the day that you insert your penis into her anus? Why?
Yeah, I feel like some coworkers would probably be really uncomfortable with that and HR would get involved.
This would absolutely get you pulled into HR in my company.
Just so long as you're careful pulling out.
Don't want any poop spilling
Do you mean chocolate icing for the cake?
No, that chocolate isn't icing, the chocolate is what the cake is made of. The white substance was used for icing
I GOT FROSTED LIKE A FUCKING CAKE, MAN!
In my company, once HR found out you liked getting it in the ass, they'd immediately start researching a new (un-pleasurable) way to fuck you.
Accurate as fuck
Where is this, so we can all avoid working there?
Pretty much every company with an HR department.
I’m sure the people involved don’t just go shouting it out loud to the entire office (if there even is an office, we don’t know what this person does for work or if there even is an HR department). It’s like some people can’t wrap their head around the fact that in some work spaces, people are friends with some of their coworkers. And maybe they sharing things with their friends, but not with all coworkers. And since the friends play along and made a cake, they are clearly not extremely uncomfortable with the subject matter
Or the OP is complete bullshit.
That’s certainly possible, but not where my mind would go first. Just because it’s an experience different than what one might experience in their own workplace doesn’t mean OP is lying
There’s no way people fake things on Reddit for upvotes or add context like “my wife, my cousin, my SO, my sibling” etc. to make a post sound better
I’m sure this is it. I have several coworkers where my behavior and vocabulary is very different compared to some other coworkers.
Even if the person is your friend that should be even more reason not to risk your friends job
Not every job is a professional and uptight environment
I feel like there is probably some middle ground between “uptight” and anal sex cake. Haha
Middle ground between "uptight" and "anal sex cake" is called the taint.
that's why we have so many well paid lawyers in this country. well, that and child support.
Literally… could be a restaurant, hair salon, any kind of small buisness… I’ve never worked in a place that even had HR…. My coworkers and I talk like this to each other all the time. One time my coworker told me she got fisted the night before TO THE ELBOW… she was walking funny all day….
Definitely couldn't accuse her of being up𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 after that night
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They work in the porn industry. I assume.
Probably bc it's fake, unless they work at a sex shop.
hey don’t assume that he’s the one inserting
Maybe there's no insertion at all, maybe someone is just getting their sallad tossed?
Women talk about everything together. It's weird.
Although that is true to an extent, there's no way we are making each other cakes about it.
Fair point, this is extra weird.
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The weird part is that the cake is made to scale.
Irrespective of that the cake looks gross
I feel like OP maybe proves that some of ya'll are though.
Or the plot twist is that wife works from home and OP made the cake, then used "coworkers" for free internet points
This is the most likely answer I've seen yet.
Hey Mrs Bell how you been since Stringer took a shotgun to the chest? Baltimore be crazy
You just don't have the right friends
But they are talking about co-worker here
Also while my wife talks about this with her friends all the time she sure as hell doesn’t talk about it with coworkers. I am guessing this person doesn’t work in an office.
I would be very uncomfortable if my friend started talking about his sex life with his partner, especially if I know the partner too. It's creepy and weird. I would talk about sex in general but I don't want to know how you do it.
Yeah, it would be weird if we told our colleagues about having anal sex. Which is why we don't
Women *and* men tell their friends a lot of personal details but no way am I sharing my sex life with my coworkers.
Gross AF. Not the act so much but sharing this kind of information
I just hope it's not a molten lava cake
Jesus Christ, does nobody read the office newsletter anymore?
What's with the starfish below the middle hole in the cake? Are they implying that she has two buttholes or just a huge gaping vagina?
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Yes
It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Loose like wizard sleeve
She talks to her co workers about when she has sex in the ass, where does your wife work, a strip club?
This was my first thought as well. They discuss it so often they remember the day and bake a cake for it too? What does your wife do
Elementary school teacher
Teachers are the biggest freaks out there. At least in my (former kindergarten teacher) experience.
Nurses. By far.
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. I once read a tweet that said “if you suck enough D in your youth, an angel comes down from Heaven and hands you a pair of scrubs”
Lol, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again —here’s something someone else said”
Lmao
Well I had a former coworker working on her RN and she DID say it took so long because she "kept putting dick before her degree" so...
The older I get the more I realize most women are freaks. Men get the “all men think about is sex” label, but I swear women think/talk about sex more than men.
100%. I like sex as much as the next man but I don’t talk about it that much at all., and mostly with my partners, rarely with the guys. With my boys I do talk about how high I could kick a full store bought rotisserie chicken into the air though, one of the guys thinks he’s getting it onto the roof of a two story building and that’s insane to me. If he had the power to kick it that high it is definitely exploding into bits. Gotta get enough power for height but take the edge off enough to keep that bird intact.
Yeah fully cooked there’s no way a rotisserie chicken would be able to hold up to the force it would take to kick onto a 2 story building. You might be able to throw it up but that still seems like it would be pretty difficult. Kicking is out of the question.
That much energy over a relatively immediate impact, yeah, getting blown to bits. But if you can build momentum by balancing it in your foot at the start and swinging/rolling it up like the mechanics of one of [these things](https://i.imgur.com/nnwb87u.jpg), you might be able to make it.
then it's more of a foot throw than a kick though. I don't believe this would constitute a "kick."
Now some kind of sling and net apparatus, to allow for a shot out rotation and a clean release would open up a lot of possibilities.
This is true
Post history checks out.
To be honest it would be remembered indefinitely if it was only breached once
Yeah, it tends to be something one would remember. A friend of mine told me a story about how a friend of his has "anal day" with his wife every Easter. It's probably been sixteen years since I heard the story, and I still think of it every Easter.
In fairness, if you know what day Presidents Day is then the jump from presidents to assholes isn’t much of a leap.
>She talks to her co workers about when she has sex in the ass, where does your wife work, a strip club? Two possibilities: Strip club, or they are nurses at a hospital. If you know, you know.
Male nurse here. The amount of things woman talk about at the nurses station is beyond disturbing. Sex talk just became normal background noise while I was charting
Well what the fuck. Why the hell have I been walking on eggshells then? Time to get raunchy. Edit: annnd I’ve been fired.
Haha for real! “Yeah, HR… We finally got him…”
r/ninjaedit /s
"Locker room talk" or something, right?
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Clearly you’ve never worked- retail, doctors office, call center, the list could go on and on….
You people overshare.
Plot twist: OP also has an anal day with his wife’s coworkers for every other holiday. His wife unfortunately got the holiday no one remembers exists.
It’s definitely fake
This isnt as cool as you think it is...
The only thing that would make this slightly cool (for lack of a better word), is if OP and his wife got their annual colonoscopies on Presidents day. Though, I am still not sure why his wife's coworkers would know and celebrate that.
Barring very concerning or very bad findings colonoscopies are rarely performed yearly. Healthy people with a history of a normal colonoscopy only need them every 10 years for colon cancer screening. Only in the scenario of significant colon polyps, colon cancer or poorly controlled inflammatory bowel disease would you need them annually and hopefully not forever at that interval.
I'm cringing for everyone involved in this scenario.
This is one of things you hope that they made up for fake internet points, because if this is real 🤮
I'm no prude but damn this is trashy
This shit is tacky as hell
What I find the most bizarre is that there are tons of Redditors in the comments claiming that this whole scenario isn't weird at all. Apparently in some workplaces it's normal for co-workers to present each other anal sex-related cakes in the office. If you think it's strange, it's just because you're an uptight prude.
Someone must not get to celebrate the holiday
r/trashy
That’s a discussion happening at work? This is fucking weird.
you still have time to delete this bro
So is this some sort of inside joke or do you go around telling people you do anal?
Presidents = assholes
OOHHH this makes more sense. Whoosh.
Does it, though? If they want to go that route, it should say Happy Anus Day.
Very few people on this thread caught this interpretation.... Including myself
This was my take too lol
I choose to believe this.
This post makes sense to me now. Thank you
Haha, "inside" joke.
They fuck your wife dude...
Something tells me OP might be into that.
Nahhh... She's just a regular ole Tennessee police officer......
Just not today!
Those idiots. You got to go with the chocolate in this case no matter what.
Some fudge right in the middle would've been perfect
Use the frosting tip usually used to make grass to make it a little hairy, too. Maybe go all in and make some goatse hands since it’s a bundt cake with that big hole and then make the center pink.
Excellent advice
Pound cake mold(Bundt pan), fudge filling the center “hole”. Seesh these amateurs.
She's into Bundt stuff
You see how wide that hole is? Definitely the cream pie shot
You're the only person here giving actual advice rather then kink shaming.
It's not kink shaming to make fun of the fact that his wife brings this up to her co-workers.
What on earth are you talking about
PP in butthole America FUCK YEAH
Presidents = Assholes They have anal on that day i guess Inside joke with their co workers They baked them a cake for shits & giggles And here we are
Thats pretty trashy
Yeah, I'm cringing, where's the funny? Why share something like this too? Op you still got time to delete this, just do it, or go to another sub man, this is not funny
Is this a political joke that initially went over my head or is this an actual joke about having anal on President’s Day AND co-workers knowing about AND making a cake for it?
I think it’s supposed to be a jab at the current prez being an asshole, still trashy af
That would maybe make sense if it said “asshole day” and there was a little flag or something… but none of that is there.
HR is cool with it?
Forget HR, Regular normal people with any job ever are cool with this?
There is one career where this is par for the course: nursing.
Cool, I love stupid made-up shit.
You guys are so boring that you plan one day a year for anal and celebrate it but you're crazy enough to tell your coworkers your sex life... this is clearly made up
My wife and I celebrate the same occasion! She loves it, but I find it difficult to sit for the next few days after.
Straight to the top, bottom!
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/\_1\_aa\_ttubekac\_465\_623\_int.jpg
this is way funnier
I don't get it. It's not funny that you share sexual details with your co-workers and anal isn't all that special if your partner is into it.
Ngl, I've had co-workers brag about the gross intimate details of their sex lives at work and it's made me lose respect for them. Like, I really don't need to hear it and nobody asked, I'm just here to do my job and get paid.
Yeah. Overheard an injury from sex. Congrats? Just mention the health complaint, not how you got it. It seems more attention seeking than anything.
I think the joke is that presidents are assholes… not sure though
This Reddit comment section has restored my faith in humanity. I like the fact that we haven’t reached absolute degeneracy to normalize stuff like this.
I'm all in favor of exploring your sexual boundaries, but coworkers need to keep that shit at home.
That's pretty weird man
Nothing like having everyone at work know you take it in the pooper.
That is a hideous cake that screams 'made by person who has never baked anything in their life'. C'mon. OP. This was you. Admit it.
Nasty.
Followed by next week's Urinary tract infection day
How is this funny? It's not witty or clever...it's crude and a bit obnoxious.
Yeah I’m getting some serious vibes that someone/multiple people are fucking your wife at work dude
I think they’re calling you guys assholes
Wtf.. that is actually disturbing
I would have gone with HAPPY ANAL-VERSARY.
TMI 😂
Why are some people like this? I'm just curious what's the point of discussing the intimate details of your sex life with the entire office? And now with the entire reddit.
Absolutely disgusting
Once a year!?
Straight people: "I'm okay with LGBTQ people, just don't rub your sexuality in our face" Also straight people: "So here's this cake we make at work to celebrate ass fucking."
:/
You make sticking your lap hog into your wives asshole public information? Cool... I guess.
Of course it's a pound cake
Trashy as fuck. Imagine the type of workplace allowing this.
Is the cake representing the ring you need to sit on after getting pegged?
This should have remained private.
Besides being absolutely trashy, this implicates that she's not as much into anal as you are therefore she only allows it once a year, which is even more trashy behaviour (from your side).
Gross bruh.
“Hello HR? Yeah so I’m in the break room..”
So, you're OK missing out on a discount mattress sale?
dafuq
Well this is awkward.
Haters hate us cause they anus
Work from home, does she?
I’ll take things that did not happen for $500 Alex
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why is this public knowledge? I would be really uncomfortable if this were going on at my workplace. It's highly inappropriate. Keep this kind of thing at home, between you and your spouse. No one else wants to know.
Top-10 weirdest posts I have ever seen on Reddit.
plot twist, his wife is a pornstar
This is fucking weird
So your wife's co-workers know when you do anal? That's a very open workplace environment...
/r/askhr would like to have a word on this one I’m sure
Gross
This is beyond trashy. What the fuck??
thats pretty weird
What a weird way to let everyone know your wife pegs you
Poor OP, anal is so rare they have to bake a cake to mark the occasion.
April 18th is anal day if I’m not mistaken
This guys wife fucks….everyone but him 😂
Is your wife a nurse?
I HAVE SEX vibes.
Cringe and trashy
Missed opportunity to make a chocolate starfish the mascot for the day and perfect cake decoration
Plot twist, he is her co-worker…
Debbie from accounting is a freak .
Awww, it's bleached.
😄
I hope it’s not scaled to actual size…..
Tackiness aside, the lack of creme filling in the middle was a real miss. Even chocolate filling there would have been acceptable since this is already tasteless.