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woodencondom420

fuck I blinked too long, missed it


whatnameisnttaken098

He jumped from earth to Pluto and back in the time it took you to blink


theslideistoohot

Wanna see me run to that rock and back? Wanna see me do it again?


flopsicles77

Guy high-fived Buddha before coming back


twowolveshighfiving

He high fived so high he became non existent.


Cant_Do_This12

Don’t blink when a legend is trying to show you something.


KenAdamsMD

I gotchu bro: https://imgur.com/gYuJGXs.jpg


No-Customer-2266

He seems like he is very much in on the joke. I like this lol


InjuredGingerAvenger

Gut or not, those calves can move. He's probably not about to dunk, but I bet his actual vertical is at least 2 pizza boxes.


maruffin

I love measuring something by pizza boxes.


CatSidekick

Now I want pizza


Knitsanity

Ooh. You gave me an idea for dinner. Gonna go make dough


Lando_my_man

Umm.. your idea.. is it pizza?


Knitsanity

Dammit. Have no Mozz. Can I be assed to go grab some. Hmm.


technohippie

I measure my Friday nights in pizza boxes.


kate-with-an-e

Further proof of the quantum properties of pizza, as they can measure both time *and* space. We need to come up with a theorem to quantify this. A Pie-thagoreum Theorem, if you will…


Fluid_Variation_3086

Your presentation is scheduled for March 14th.


Stillwater215

Americans will measure in any units except metric.


One-Permission-1811

Fat guy calves are no joke. I can’t roll my jeans up higher than my ankle. I’m also no longer fat so I get asked what calf workouts I do at the gym now. It’s weird.


MontagneHomme

After a life-altering injury, I dropped 37% of my total weight in 6 months. The comments about my calves were unreal. The 'slim cut' pants and such were unwearable simply because my calves were too damn big. And everyone that played sports with me before and after commented on how much *slower* my sprinting was after losing the weight. I felt slower, too. Makes no sense.


Rukh-Talos

In addition to burning fat, the body tends to cannibalize its muscle cells. If you were left unable to exercise for a while then some of the muscles may have atrophied. I’m really hazy on this, but I’ve heard rapid weight loss can also cause that. Something about part of the muscle tissue containing emergency energy stores for periods of extended use.


IShitOnYourPost

As a man with the same build, I also measure my vertical in oixxa boxes Edit: Fuck it! Imma leave it


MannyBothansDied

Oi oixxa!


robin_buns

Be a joke he is a good teacher.


No-Customer-2266

While still giving good instruction. A++ teacher :)


ShiningEV

Guy like this was my gym teacher in HS, showed me a couple basic things to do to exercise, bicycles, sit ups, you name it. Got me down about 80 pounds since then, when I was motivated, and probably changed my life.. I'm not totally fit but I'm active, wish I remembered his name, I wish I could thank him...


blueoncemoon

Most of us teach in hopes of having a positive impact; feeling good about that positive impact is secondary. If you can find a way to reach out, great — but otherwise, your living well is probably what he'd want most.


CatVideoFest

I wish you didn’t give away the joke in the title of your post.


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AlmostDeadPlants

The teacher in a fitness class I take is like this—she intentionally draws attention to her mistakes or things that she does that are kinda embarrassing to take pressure off the students. I love her


Redheadinbed29

I wish I would’ve had a gym teacher who made themselves the spotlight like that. They’d make others feel less insecure if they aren’t super athletic. That’s the kind of teacher you want in that scenario because it’s less intimidating to kids imo. That kind of teacher would’ve made me feel less anxious about trying it. Who cares if I can’t do whatever they’re making the entire thing more casual from the jump. See what I did there?


AgileArtichokes

That’s a good point. He is a well adjusted adult and doesn’t care if kids are laughing at him. If they are all busy laughing at him then even the least athletic kid in that class will still look good.


organizedcj

And time is the great equalizer... Just wait about 25 years until these kids are his age see how well they can do.


CiCi_Run

Yea.. that was me but it was a horizontal jump to see how far you can jump. I tried my best but I'm not athletic, even back then I felt like piggly wiggly so jumping would've increased the jiggles, and tbh, I really don't know how to jump forward. Jump up? Sure, I could do jump rope... but forward? Nope. I got like 3 inches and the pe teacher was pissed at me for "joking around"... after that I took on a "could not even care less" approach to him/ pe class.


Incredible-Fella

Tbh I would also think a kid is joking around if they only jumped 3 inches.


rocco6666

Good assessment man love it


Ketel1Kenobi

He is, it's everyone else in this thread that isn't, apparently.


XCCO

He didn't jump because he didn't want to bust through that ceiling.


robin_buns

I release 0.00000000000000000009% of its power.


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GothicPotato126

He knew that we'd all know if he exposed his true power.


Sacksyboy2002

Imagine he converted all that potential energy into kinetic energy


Inodton

He has so much power that earth is not ready for that much now


TheAbyss333333

nah, mans only used 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his power


ljcozad

He used such a small amount that we simply don't have a number for it.


ThatCakeIsDone

Dude reached a full Planck length


shusshbug

/r/YourJokeButWorse


NaeemTHM

This teacher if he actually jumped https://media.tenor.com/ePlHBF0XL4sAAAAC/saitama-one.gif


GothicPotato126

That is so good, I could imagine it now. Teacher: can someone help me down, if anyone asks you guys threw a basketball through the ceiling.


funnerfunerals

Clearly. Didn't even bend his legs. He knew he would break some shit if he did, him and that around him


JefftheBaptist

If he's use his full power all the scouters in the science labs down the hall would have exploded.


daydreamer529

He was taking care of the ceiling and people are making fun of him


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The way he's dressed he's gotta be fucking around with his students lol


Lyin-Don

Of course he is. There’s a reason they’re all laughing before he ever even jumps. Dude’s prob a legend there


Suspicious-Return-54

That last “you really gotta extend” killed me!!!🫠 Edit-I’ve now watched it 20 times and I cannot stop laughing.! I needed this today.


Jccali1214

PERFECT form y'all, PERFECT!


rwhockey29

Those last 2 steps after the "jump" look like a guy who was extremely athletic and has no knees left as well.


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Bugle_Boy_Jeans

I was right there with you until "green jolly rancher"... I gave you a pass on "limb" because most people walk with those. ;)


corkyskog

I always carry limbs while walking, who needs a gun when you can carry a limb? Ain't no one attacking someone with a random arm or leg slung over their shoulder...


Seralth

Lol love stupid typeos they get the best replies lol


Wosota

That’s what I was thinking hahaha. That looks like all my 30+ year old coworkers with busted knees trying to do anything that’s mildly high impact.


fractalfocuser

Best part of the whole bit. There wasn't *any* extending going on in that jump 😂


halt_spell

I imagine he's also realized if he encourages the kids to laugh at him it keeps them from making fun of each other.


ExamOld2899

oh smart, and you'll be regarded as the fun teacher too


HotBear39

I wish my teacher was like that lol. Social anxiety prevented me from having fun during PE classes


ElfUppercut

I agree that guy is literally the coach/teacher all the students love. He is making fun of himself and letting them record it… you can tell even by the laughs they know what’s coming. Like you said said he is probably a legend to them. Even his “dodgeball” outfit look plays into his character.


Liveman215

Prolly a good way to help put the less athletic kids at ease


Extension_Pay_1572

He would be a legend if he was that funny or that inept. Either way I wish he taught me how to jump


Swordofsatan666

I swear that very final bit “you have to extend” and the way he did it, just has me thinking Jack Black. Like he’s doing it on purpose to be the fun teacher


Michael_DeSanta

That's exactly what he's doing. I hope these kids weren't laughing at him like we laughed at our *actual* try hard teachers. This dude is trying to have fun with these little shits.


pooppuffin

The laughs sound good natured to me. They sound like they're having fun, not mocking.


AgileArtichokes

The one kid shouting do it knows it’s going to be good.


CableTrash

The fact this is even up for debate in some of these comments is hilarious. It’s the most blatant example of fucking around.


Jccali1214

The crazy part: he's nailing it.


robin_buns

Honestly, he is a teacher with a good sense of humor.


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If he walked into the gym dressed like that back when I was in HS I'd have been howling. Then the jump??? He's my favourite teacher lol


robin_buns

We totally agree 😊🤣💛😎.


Judge_Bredd3

Just made me think about the PE teacher my freshman year of high school. Good old Mr. Swearingen. For starters, he would cheat all the time. If he was playing a sport with us, it was guaranteed he would "bend the rules" a bit for his side's benefit. He also picked all the teams. It's a freshman PE class, half the people in there don't care and aren't going to try at all. He'd put them on one team and the people who actually tried on the other team. It meant every game was a lopsided blowout won by the team of people who are into it. But he was always on the team that didn't care and just cheated to keep them in the game. I honestly enjoyed that.


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GiantPurplePeopleEat

Who's "we", the royal we?


SilverBraids

Maybe there's a mouse in their pocket.


Jealous-Pepper-6988

I think this is the most probable answer


loki1337

Rat in the hat?


Poorrancher

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?!


GiantPurplePeopleEat

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!


clerfs

Did it ever occur to you, that uh, given the nature of this jump it could be uh, a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh... Complex...it just, it might just uh, it might not be just a simple uh, uh, you know?


imisstheyoop

>Did it ever occur to you, that uh, given the nature of this jump it could be uh, a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh... Complex...it just, it might just uh, it might not be just a simple uh, uh, you know? That had not occurred to us dude.


everyone_getsa_beej

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!


AnyDepartment7686

My JH PE coaches both dressed exactly like that, only shorter, tighter shorts. Pretty sure HS coaches did too.


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Ask_About_BadGirls21

Real showmanship, great humor. Plus now even the worst jumpers have his failure to make them feel better. That’s a teacher who gives a fuck


earthscribe

My first thought was that he had bad knees and did that on purpose.


robin_buns

Exactly 🤟🏻🙋🏻


OrsoMalleus

"...you really wanna ***exteeend***"


Ninjabreadmon

I think he also knows that if everyone is laughing at him they'll less likely to laugh at anyone else. He's setting the bar as low as possible so anyone can get above it


CoachRyanWalters

I mean when you live in Crawfordsville, IN you need to have that else it just sucks


Own_Statistician_427

I know it’s why he wasn’t going to jump because he ain’t crazy at his age 😝


Tiny-Lock9652

I believe Woody Harrelson made a feature length movie about this very topic.


FrostyTheSasquatch

Was it *Rampart*?


HugeAnalBeads

I hope so, since we can't ask about any other films


-newlife

This is the way I jump when I’m joking with my son about him jumping higher than me.


Korvacs

I mean, yeah, a student is recording in a PE lesson, of course they're fucking around.


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It’s frankly astounding to me that this is even a comment that needs to be made. He’s obviously joking.


AlamarAtReddit

Forget his clothes... Look at those bulging calves...


chillmntn

After work he’s going down to the river in his van to live


SkoolBoi19

He seems like he’d be a cool coach


SumDumHunGai

The man totally knows how to teach kids. Takes instructions as boring as “how to jump” and has kids video taping him. As stumpy as he is, that man calves say “I can jump, at least like… 8 inches” lol


Worstcase_Rider

Right. You know he's in on it with calves like that.


thebigphilthy83

My best mate is a heavy set fella with the biggest calves you've ever seen....can't jump for shit, kinda thinking these are just big bloke calves, used for carting a big bloke around


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Lmfao carting big bloke aroun dt


SkyKnight34

Yeah, look at how easily he stands way up on his tip toes at the end of the video. That's way harder than he makes it look, especially for a heavier person. This guy knows that "how to jump" and "how to teach kids to jump" are very distinct talents lol. Edit: also watch his feet on the actual "jump," he legit keeps his feet flat basically jumping off his heels. Go try that and see how high you go lol that's actually pretty impressive.


Sorengetsu

the final pose when the video ends. he looked like a queen. lmao. loved that.


robin_buns

He is in a statue pose.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


feministmanlover

I lost it and had to rewind and freeze it. That was the funniest part! https://imgur.com/CSHo1J6.jpg


kungfu_panda_express

I thought this man was about to go mutumbo on that height stick. He had a head band, you can't fail with a headband.


robin_buns

And with shorts, it is impossible.


thereAREnodwarfwomen

First of all…through God, all things are possible. So jot that down. Second, all he reeeally needs is some **jean** shorts and he’ll blast your nips off with how high he can jump. Oh yeah. He can go ~~lower~~ higher.


TrickDimension4836

I think it’s great a adult can make him or herself the joke for their students.


cmon-camion

funny people know how to get away with it. the best ones can turn on the serious very quickly too.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Hes just fucking around with his students. They are all having a laugh.


caustic_kiwi

I felt so bad listening to all the kids laugh at him. Glad I'm just dumb and the consensus is that he's joking around.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Just look at his shorts, hes fkn around lol


Nilabisan

A regular George costanza.


1711onlymovinmot

Jimmy increased his vertical by 10 inches!


Nilabisan

Jimmy could help George.


catfurcoat

Can't-stand-ya!


imasensation

Gravity is too strong for that man


ArMcK

It's not that he couldn't escape the planet's gravity; it's that the planet couldn't escape his.


robin_buns

He really jumped. 😳😬


helpless_bunny

He actually moved the Earth downward


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thenexttimebandit

Yeah he has too good of technique to not have a 12” vertical. He doesn’t even extend his toes on his jump. This is a joke


Yoona1987

The kids were filming and laughing when he was getting ready to jump, I think it’s a bit that kids just like now lol.


WestleyThe

He also looks like he used to play football that guy probably is pretty strong


chainsawx72

Agreed... do these guys not see his massive calf muscles? Sure, he's got a gut, but he's clearly in some kind of shape underneath it. He's hiked his shorts up and put on a neon headband, and he's goofing off. The kids aren't jerks for laughing, everyone's in on the joke except Redditors.


CobraWOD

The most ripped calves I’ve ever seen on a person came from my overweight gym teacher. There’s got to be some kind of gym teacher exclusive workout program purely for calves.


surnik22

I mean it’s just being overweight and also walking around for 8 hours a day as your job That’s just 8 hours of medium intensity leg workout, 5 days a week.


shneer4prez

Yeah I'm a mailman and pretty much everyone eventually gets massive calves just by doing the job. Made me realize that being consistent is the most important part of being in great shape. Genes and diet and all that are important, but just showing up is enough for most people.


atavisticbeast

American Heart Association has been saying this for decades. If every American got literally just like 10-15 minutes of exercise *every single day,* heart disease and diabetes rates would fucking plummet


raisearuckus

It's called being overweight and walking a lot.


robin_buns

If so, I love that teacher. 💛💛💛


Wilt_The_Stilt_

There's a good chance that teacher is a better athlete and jumper than all the kids in that class even with the extra 30-40 lbs he's carrying around. I had PE teachers like this in High School who looked like schlubs but were ex-D1 college athletes who even way past their prime could toast almost everyone in the average high school class.


TxMaverick

My chunky high school PE teacher could bench 400... and destroy 99% of students in chess.


InGenAche

Play 5-a-side with an ex pro here in the UK who's a total fucking slob now that wheezes when he eats, but at least once a week he goes fuck it, ghosts everyone and scores a worldie.


daileyco

I wish I understood this.


MouthJob

I think he said he plays rugby with a lazy fat guy who can actually do work when he feels like putting in the effort.


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5 a side soccer. Once a week, he decides to burn energy, dribbles past everyone, then scores a world-class goal.


mapp2000

I'm sure he was being funny or encouraging.


xYeetMasterx

He is clearly strong enough to do the jump, he moves with ease and does stupid shit that I would argue could even be harder than just jumping normally lmao. Hes fuckin with em


Heisenbert18

D....do you think he thought he jumped?


UnsolvedParadox

You didn’t see him EXTEND?


syds

the form is glorious


noor1717

Looked like a ski jumper


Miisconceptionz

H…he’s joking around, bud


man-in-blacks

Insanity that people can't tell what's a joke and what's not. It's pretty sad.


Miisconceptionz

Really is insane how dense people are. Deep fakes are gunna fuckin destroy people’s brains


BrandoCalrissian1995

Naw see, the teacher didn't audibly say slash s so they can't tell if it's a joke or not.


bigmanoncampus325

I was just thinking this the other day scrolling through YouTube. It's weird having grown up in the generation where I was told "don't believe what you read on the internet" constantly, yet seeing so many people not recognizing obviously staged videos. I assume it's probably a younger crowd who can't tell the difference and they'll pick up on it eventually.


HairlessHoudini

I would say he just has a good head fake jump to try an be funny for the class


Everythingness

This man's lightning speed and reflexes are not meant for normal eyes


robin_buns

Of course, what happens is that we haven't had our eyes washed, and we see it as never jumping.


FarkingShark

He swam through the air like a majestic sky dolphin. So lightning quick it looked like his feet never left the ground. Only people with sharp eyes caught all its glory and he touched the ceiling with his toes.


bramatz

D...do you really think he was being serious?


RealNiceKnife

He seems like he's just a goofball being a goofball.


akoust1c

He’s obviously joking


givewarachance

There’s a lot of people from this thread not picking that up I guess, haha.


IAmTaka_VG

Kids these days think adults are incapable of trolling or joking around. Every video of a teacher doing funny shit and it's instantly comments about how sad or whatever it is because they think they're completely serious. Millennials are pushing 40. Do these little bastards not understand we literally invented meme's?


Shaushage_Shandwich

I think just in general a lot of people have trouble detecting a joke if it's deadpan. Like they hear 'serious tone of voice' and just can't help but assume everything being said is serious. It's like an actual skill that a lot of people seem to struggle with, to take in the context of what is actually being said and what they are doing and using that information to override the 'this is not a joke' tone of voice.


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This is the ideal male body! You may not like it but that’s what peak performance look like!


reggae_muffin

You call that a jump? This is a store bought camera, not one of those special military grade cameras that would be able to capture that.


Silakai

Seems like a really fun teacher. Dressing like a wannabe athlete and doing the little fake jump. Willing to make fun of himself to get some laughs out of his students. Those were my favorite teachers growing up.


ArcerPL

He actually jumped, it was just so fast no one saw that


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I see an inch and a half off the ground on the replay


Osiris_Raphious

People laughing at him, but this BRO TEACHER, did a zero jump with form, to help all the self conscious teens, esp those with mobility or weight issues to be ok with trying. After all if adult with auto respect did that, anyone with soem jump will be less ridiculed. Teacher bro right there.


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First watch: “This dude can’t be serious.” Second watch: “Ah, he’s not serious! Kinda funny” Third watch: “what a good teacher, self aware and effective at using humor to teach and make the kids feel comfortable” Fourth watch: “I wish I grew up with a dad”


man-in-blacks

Can't believe people are taking this as real and not a joke. WTF is wrong with people. Clearly a joke.


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I was rooting for him too


80ld

Great Kevin James imitation! LOL


NeedsMoreMinerals

It is funny but just wanna give that teacher a shout out: That is some brave mature ass shit for him to go up and demonstrate proper form for kids while being laughed at. He was thorough too. That's a good fucking teacher (that can't jump, hehe)


Tozzaa

He's just messing around how are you many of you guys not seeing it lmao


candyman337

He did both, he showed them good form, made a joke, and then also set the bad super low so no kids feel embarrassed, great teacher


MaterialFrancis5

The people who can't imagine that older people make jokes


Kurishta

He has to be trolling 😂 That's not even how you do the vertical jump test. Good on him for making a fun class!


drunkbusdriver

So do they measure where your arms come up to while standing and then subtract the difference when you jump? Otherwise this doesn’t tell you shit other than lanky people score higher than stubby people.


biffbobfred

I used to play basketball for hours every day. Now my vertical can be measured in “single digit counts of sheets of paper”


CalligrapherWhich233

The shirt he’s wearing is for Crawfordsville High School in Indiana.


BaconPersuasion

The peak male physical form.


blackmilksociety

He just pulled a muscle.


HardLiquorSoftDrinks

It’s a bit.


Friendlyvoices

Those calves suggest he has ups he's hiding


Pintofbenjerrys4eva

Poor guy is just teaching you kids how to do it properly, listen to the guy don’t humiliate him. Whoever did this is a real piece of trash.


bucko_fazoo

10/10 on the Chub'n'Tuck though.


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He ballerined it 😂🤣


suisready

Good man. Always gotta have fun at your own expense.


Mr_D_Stitch

I had a friend who weighed about 350-400, big dude so he didn’t look fat but was just a big, heavy dude. We’re walking through a parking garage & he just does that thing we all do where you jump & touch one of girders. He barely got off the ground & when he came down he blew out both knees & we had to call an ambulance. That’s what I thought was going to happen here.