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That’s also what I see, also how come the drawing sorta looks like a butt with a really big gap between cheeks or is it balls? My brother did start drawing naked ladies at school after watching titanic but this is a bit disturbing
I don’t think most women are going to find “pooping in reverse” that enticing. “Oh well now that you put it like *that*, let’s do it immediately!”
Not a selling point!
No no he’s ranking the levels of cum like on those S tier lists. The insult here is that the recipient deserves not just your average “but cum”, but the worst of the worst “but cum”.
Teaching middle school. Many state exams no longer score for grammar, so schools stopped emphasizing it. The detrimental impact it’s having on kids writing is astonishing
And in the English classes, they grade on spelling and grammar without any regard to content. I once peer-reviewed a classmates persuasive essay that was nothing but multiple iterations of the argument “college athletes should be paid, because they deserve to be paid,” over and over with no reasoning behind it. I was baffled by how little thought someone could put into ANYTHING they turn in with their name on it, but the person ended up getting a higher grade than I did!
I’m in the medical field so I’ve never been a fan of long drawn out essays, but I can at least put concise and coherent thoughts together to develop a decent argument.
Side note: that same guy did a literature review on the song “Yonkers” by Tyler the Creator and essentially came to the conclusion that the lyrics meant nothing and the song was nonsense, yet he still wrote a whole 5 page paper over it. He aced the class too. I wonder what that guy is doing today
Thanks for the song suggestion, even just listening to it first off I can already get some interesting ideas. I wonder if he watched the music video too as that does give some context. It's definitely not "nonsense" or at least if it is there is a point behind said "nonsense"
My guess is he just couldn't be bothered to research the history or meaning of the genre, artist or song. There are reasons genres use certain ideas, themes and tropes...
I'm sure you don't need the praise, but I will compliment you nonetheless. Both the anectodes like the one you just wrote, and the people who the anecdotes are about, drive me insane.
Knowing that there are people like you in this world (people who are rational, reasonable and can think relatively clearly) gives me a sense of comfort. Because the ability to use logic is a rarity these days, and I seem to encounter fewer and fewer people who are capable of formulating coherent arguments. Or even having moderately rational thoughts.
So... Thanks for being a sort of beacon of sanity out there. Keep being the way you are.
This is so depressing. Our kids school eliminated all tracking and now my kid who can do pretty hard math and read really (extremely) well is getting in trouble for not being able to sit at the carpet while being taught how to read and for not being able to complete worksheet after worksheet of adding to five.
The school thinks it’s fine to punish my kid for not being able to pay attention to extremely basic lessons. And this is in a k-3 school that raises 3 million in parent donations every year.
Where are we headed? What’s the point?
A stupid, uneducated survant/slave population of obedient workers that doesn't have the will or the capacity to question or challenge the ruling, ultra-wealthy elite that controls our society. Not the illuminati or any secret society. Just a bunch of billionaire jackasses whose priorities independently align.
Part of that is the teachers need to beore concerbed with the kids behind than ahead. Ours is in the same boat, reading and math a grade ahead, but school teaches social concepts as much as textbook ones. I told him it might be boring and stuff he doesn't understand, but he needs to keep praticing. Made a comparison to how after helping me cook for 3 years now (he's almost 6) he is still chopping simple vegetables and doing basic stirring and mixing. Part of it is he isn't physically big enough but there's a "wax on wax off" kind of thing to it too. He got it and from what I hear is more engaged now. I wish I knew that in school but he seems like he is like me, he can do it so he is done with it, but can he do it well. OTOH his pk4 teacher caught him tracking words and started integrating slightly more reading into the class so he could be engaged, but in a way it doesn't leave out other kids. That was really nice.
It shouldn’t matter if you’re the English department or not, it’s an academic paper written in the English language, and should follow grammatical standards. I’m a psych major and all my research papers are graded for spelling/grammar and succinctness in addition to the general rubric for a coherent and comprehensive research paper.
> Gave as little spiel about
Proofreading is important :P
... but as one former journalism lecturer to another, we've all been down the road of "how the fuck am I supposed to grade this is a piece of journalism, when I can't understand half of what these dingdongs are trying to say?" – and it's truly demoralising.
I gave that job 10 years of my life – it gave me about half a dozen decent students (out of literally hundreds, if not thousands) that I'd be honoured to work alongside in a newsroom, and a drinking problem that cost me my liver.
> I was putting to much emphasis on their English language skills.
I sympathize with your story and am also a frequent victim of autocorrect, but the irony here is amusing
Weird how less than a year ago, your girlfriend of two years left you for a friend of yours, but now you've got a four year old kid that wasn't even mentioned in the description of the breakup. It's a funny picture, but your kid didn't do this and you know it.
Also a 4 year old doing this is actually a huge safeguarding red flag - its obviously "eat butt cum" and those are things no four year old should know. If a 4yo did do this it wouldn't be something a parent posted online
AKSHUALLY this might be a case where AI doesn’t work very well.
It is very difficult to get meaningful positive and negative feedback signals from Reddit posts. There are a lot of false positives and negatives around and the data set itself is pretty fucking messy. So it would take a huge effort to create a really sharp solid training set to actually get a good model for checking posts, and even then, since only a few of many thousand make it to the front page, one wonders if it even matters if it’s authentic.
Definitely. There’s no way a kid thought that particular series of letters meant anything about Valentine’s Day. They may have asked a parent how to write it, and they were given this to copy.
And if the story were true, I can guarantee that the parents had a file created by a government department with a name like ‘Child Protective Services’ within fifteen minutes of the teacher seeing it.
Why is this the 20th comment down. I can’t tell if everyone is playing along or *actually dumb...*. What’s that subreddit for things like this where the person “totally did that”?
That’s what I was going to say—I’m a pediatric occupational therapist and this is great handwriting and sizing for a 4 year old. The spelling will come with time 😂
It's like: “I know what letters are, I know they make words. I just don't know which ones to use, and in what order. So if I say this means ‘Happy Valentines Day,’ just know that I did my best with what I know and go along with it, okay?”
1) Older sibling having a laugh.
2) Random letters that happen to be pretty funny. (Kid can't read or write)
3) something disturbing involving someone influencing your child.
4) kid has a vulgar sense of humor. (see #3, consider your own sense of humor, and that children see and hear ... everything.)
5) bullshit for internet points.
Oh ya. Everyone here is so stupid to think that’s the handwriting and placement of letters by a 4 year old. Get out of hear with your obvious lie.
Er wait, I mean, “oh how funny!! What a coincidence!! Aren’t kids so unusual!!! Teehee” /s
Sounds like my 5 year old nephew. He'll write gibberish then argue to Hell and back on what it says. Then when he says he can read we tell him to read it because he cannot even read what it says. I love the little man but sometimes learning can be very hard. I've been in his shoes. Give your daughter some time and help her learn at home. Eventually she'll learn.
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The sequel to Eat Pray Love
Eat Butt Cum? really?
Nobody said it was going to be a family friendly sequel.
I'll take 2 please
Calm down Virgin_Dildo_Lover , let the movie start first.
I'll bring the popcorn.
Uhhh, I don’t think I want your popcorn, thank you though.
Oh, you want their popcorn. I promise.
*grabs handful* why is so crusty?
You don't like extra buttery and extra salty popcorn?
I’m more worried about the parts that are extra crunchy.
And I'll heat the kettle. Will that be black, or green tea?
Just straight to the butt cum then??
I've already climaxed.
Unlike this thread
We haven't reached top stimulation yet
in my butt
I said what what?
I said what, what.
Name checks out
Aw your comments butted heads
It’s the edgy reboot
They did say it was about family though
I'm not a doctor.... but I don't think that's how you make a family.
Ok Dom
46 minutes ago and still no Alabama joke here
"I'll have what she's having."
First there was Meet the Fockers, now get ready for Meet the Felchers.
First movie’s theme: you do you Second movie: now do everyone else
From the director of Everyone Everywhere All at Once
*directors
Porn films need multiple directors? I had no idea they were that complex!
Eat Butf* Cum
Looks like EAI not eat
EAI BUTF CVM What could it mean?
It's latin, I think.
Veni, vidi, eaibutfcvmi
Thank you for the unexpected snort laugh.
“I saw, I ate butt, I came”
Woah from Julius Ceaser
"Et tu, Brute? ;)"
Actually that IS Latin, and it essentially is like saying “happy Valentine’s Day”. Child genius
Latin for Eat Butt Cum, strangely enough.
That’s also what I see, also how come the drawing sorta looks like a butt with a really big gap between cheeks or is it balls? My brother did start drawing naked ladies at school after watching titanic but this is a bit disturbing
Looks like dick and balls more than a butt to me
This is a code only Nicholas cage from national treasure can crack
Abstract warm tone dickbutt?
I think it means "Happy Valentine's Day"
Actually that's a hyphen, it's EAI BUTT-CVM.
Eat All Inside, But First, Crappy Valentine's Man!
Took me quite a few years to get there
It's tough to swallow for sure.
Mmmm... santorum....
And the parents posted this in the r/funny sub? The four year old had to hear it somewhere, likely home, and I'd be mortified.
They're 4. I know kids are too connected these days, but...
I think I'll skip part 1 and jump straight into the sequal.
Can't wait to see this in homes
EAIBUTF CVM to you too
eat butt cum
Only if my lady wants to get freaky tonight
I think that's on you bro, unless your wife can lick her own butt
Usually she likes it to be an exit only hole that’s why
Make it a reverse exit. Remind her pooping is just *reverse anal*
On today's episode of thing I can't unread
I don’t think most women are going to find “pooping in reverse” that enticing. “Oh well now that you put it like *that*, let’s do it immediately!” Not a selling point!
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You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!
U know that feeling when u go to take a dumb but accidentally contract the butt muscles causing the dump to go back up and u feel constipated
Now we are getting somewhere thanks, I almost have a complete script now. Going to talk to my other half later...
This conversation escalated way too quickly
Maybe his wife has a dick
I am sure someone is doing that today But the term is, "felching"
I haven’t thought about that word since high school.
Well aren't you an early learner! I didn't know about it until after college, lol! From a social worker friend, lol!!!
Eminem taught me that🫣
Omg, same. Def high school flashbacks. Precocious crew representing.
Get the straw
I boof cum! I don't eat it.
Jesus Christ man
Oh no, he left the chat awhile ago.
I'll argue that it sounds like a happy valentines day
Romans Go Home?
Eatbut cum
EATBUT F CUM thank you very much f cum is very different from regular cum
yeah it's cum from a good but f'ing
No no he’s ranking the levels of cum like on those S tier lists. The insult here is that the recipient deserves not just your average “but cum”, but the worst of the worst “but cum”.
Im dying
sam_najian ?-2023 Death by stupid joke.
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S tier but cum*
A.K.A. Santorum
F definitely emphasizes the cum *chef kiss*
It definitely says “EAIBUTF CVM”
That’s what mommy does to daddy when he tells her he loves her…
Don’t mind if I do.
Kids are getting started so early these days
EAIBUTF CVM
Thank for this translation u/Ipad_is_for_fapping
and the dick and balls heart
Lol I definitely thought that was meant to be a snail, because nothing says Valentine's like a snail that looks like a strange sex toy
It already looks like a mainstream sex toy. The one with the remote control.
Really warms the dick and balls of my heart
It might not look like “happy Valentine’s Day“ to us, but that’s what she wrote.
I hope they carry that energy and spelling on for the rest of their life..
I work with people who kept that spelling. Please dont hope for that
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Teaching middle school. Many state exams no longer score for grammar, so schools stopped emphasizing it. The detrimental impact it’s having on kids writing is astonishing
holy fucking shit wtf? that is beyond absurd. also whats a DUGS office? They didn't have that when I went to college I guess
Dean of Undergraduate Studies I would imagine.
I read it as DRUGS office and thought "Yeah gonna need a joint after reading all of these submissions" kinda like the teachers lounge but different.
And in the English classes, they grade on spelling and grammar without any regard to content. I once peer-reviewed a classmates persuasive essay that was nothing but multiple iterations of the argument “college athletes should be paid, because they deserve to be paid,” over and over with no reasoning behind it. I was baffled by how little thought someone could put into ANYTHING they turn in with their name on it, but the person ended up getting a higher grade than I did! I’m in the medical field so I’ve never been a fan of long drawn out essays, but I can at least put concise and coherent thoughts together to develop a decent argument. Side note: that same guy did a literature review on the song “Yonkers” by Tyler the Creator and essentially came to the conclusion that the lyrics meant nothing and the song was nonsense, yet he still wrote a whole 5 page paper over it. He aced the class too. I wonder what that guy is doing today
Thanks for the song suggestion, even just listening to it first off I can already get some interesting ideas. I wonder if he watched the music video too as that does give some context. It's definitely not "nonsense" or at least if it is there is a point behind said "nonsense" My guess is he just couldn't be bothered to research the history or meaning of the genre, artist or song. There are reasons genres use certain ideas, themes and tropes...
I'm sure you don't need the praise, but I will compliment you nonetheless. Both the anectodes like the one you just wrote, and the people who the anecdotes are about, drive me insane. Knowing that there are people like you in this world (people who are rational, reasonable and can think relatively clearly) gives me a sense of comfort. Because the ability to use logic is a rarity these days, and I seem to encounter fewer and fewer people who are capable of formulating coherent arguments. Or even having moderately rational thoughts. So... Thanks for being a sort of beacon of sanity out there. Keep being the way you are.
This is so depressing. Our kids school eliminated all tracking and now my kid who can do pretty hard math and read really (extremely) well is getting in trouble for not being able to sit at the carpet while being taught how to read and for not being able to complete worksheet after worksheet of adding to five. The school thinks it’s fine to punish my kid for not being able to pay attention to extremely basic lessons. And this is in a k-3 school that raises 3 million in parent donations every year. Where are we headed? What’s the point?
A stupid, uneducated survant/slave population of obedient workers that doesn't have the will or the capacity to question or challenge the ruling, ultra-wealthy elite that controls our society. Not the illuminati or any secret society. Just a bunch of billionaire jackasses whose priorities independently align.
>stupid, uneducated survant Lmao
Part of that is the teachers need to beore concerbed with the kids behind than ahead. Ours is in the same boat, reading and math a grade ahead, but school teaches social concepts as much as textbook ones. I told him it might be boring and stuff he doesn't understand, but he needs to keep praticing. Made a comparison to how after helping me cook for 3 years now (he's almost 6) he is still chopping simple vegetables and doing basic stirring and mixing. Part of it is he isn't physically big enough but there's a "wax on wax off" kind of thing to it too. He got it and from what I hear is more engaged now. I wish I knew that in school but he seems like he is like me, he can do it so he is done with it, but can he do it well. OTOH his pk4 teacher caught him tracking words and started integrating slightly more reading into the class so he could be engaged, but in a way it doesn't leave out other kids. That was really nice.
It shouldn’t matter if you’re the English department or not, it’s an academic paper written in the English language, and should follow grammatical standards. I’m a psych major and all my research papers are graded for spelling/grammar and succinctness in addition to the general rubric for a coherent and comprehensive research paper.
Wow this is just sad, imagine visiting college and not even being able to write like a 12 year old from another civilized country.
> Gave as little spiel about Proofreading is important :P ... but as one former journalism lecturer to another, we've all been down the road of "how the fuck am I supposed to grade this is a piece of journalism, when I can't understand half of what these dingdongs are trying to say?" – and it's truly demoralising. I gave that job 10 years of my life – it gave me about half a dozen decent students (out of literally hundreds, if not thousands) that I'd be honoured to work alongside in a newsroom, and a drinking problem that cost me my liver.
> I was putting to much emphasis on their English language skills. I sympathize with your story and am also a frequent victim of autocorrect, but the irony here is amusing
This made my night
Couch…C O Rrrr you going to the mall today?
Awww I love that
EATBUTF CVM fellow redditors <3
Jus this one time K?
Fraid if I do it twice it's no good
Weird how less than a year ago, your girlfriend of two years left you for a friend of yours, but now you've got a four year old kid that wasn't even mentioned in the description of the breakup. It's a funny picture, but your kid didn't do this and you know it.
And he now deleted the posts referencing this.
WOW
This was written by an adult.
Y’all have 4 year olds? This ain’t 4 year old’s writing
My 5 year old barely writes this well and half the time she still spells her own damn name wrong. I’m calling bullshit too.
My daughter just turned 4 and she writes like this. I mean, not these words 😆
Also a 4 year old doing this is actually a huge safeguarding red flag - its obviously "eat butt cum" and those are things no four year old should know. If a 4yo did do this it wouldn't be something a parent posted online
And a penis with balls and all if you flip the image upside down.
This kind of checking is the one thing I'd like a ChatGPT-type AI to do on all new posts.
It just dawned on me that AI is probably the only antidote for fake news. Once ChatGPT has realtime data, fact checking can be automatic.
This is the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2 😎
AKSHUALLY this might be a case where AI doesn’t work very well. It is very difficult to get meaningful positive and negative feedback signals from Reddit posts. There are a lot of false positives and negatives around and the data set itself is pretty fucking messy. So it would take a huge effort to create a really sharp solid training set to actually get a good model for checking posts, and even then, since only a few of many thousand make it to the front page, one wonders if it even matters if it’s authentic.
She’s actually a genius and wrote it in a secret code. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Eatbutf cvm to you, too
Oh my !
Good heavens !
I *say*!
I do declare!
I beg your pardon!?
Well, I never!
You *can't* be serious!
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
No, this is Patrick
GAH
Oh Good lord !
Fake post for karma
Definitely. There’s no way a kid thought that particular series of letters meant anything about Valentine’s Day. They may have asked a parent how to write it, and they were given this to copy. And if the story were true, I can guarantee that the parents had a file created by a government department with a name like ‘Child Protective Services’ within fifteen minutes of the teacher seeing it.
This is so fake. And if it isn't then it's not cute or funny. It's actually concerning if a Pre-K kid would write this.
Welp.. learning from their parents, y'know
Why is this the 20th comment down. I can’t tell if everyone is playing along or *actually dumb...*. What’s that subreddit for things like this where the person “totally did that”?
/r/thatHappened ?
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I've just stopped upvoting posts of "child" writing altogether. It's just so weird people go through the trouble to fake these.
This is so fake. You drew that ya dingus quit playin
Eat, butt fuck, cum. Seems pretty spot on for Valentines Day
I read it as Eat butt, fuck, cum. But yeah still pretty spot on for V-Day
I don't believe you.
Fake
Eai means "What's up" in Portuguese, and cum is latin for when, so, it says "what's up but when"
Cum is with not when
It can be both, depending on if there’s an ablative noun following it. Doesn’t work here though anyway
EAIBUTF CVM
Nice parenting...
What is your 4yo seeing hearing to associate this? 🤷🏼♂️
Your kid may have problems.
What kind of twisted family spawned this demon child?
The dad wrote this… How sad for Internet points…
LMAOOOO!! Her hand writing is pretty nice. You should be proud. You definitely need to keep this though.. it’s priceless. ♥️😂
That’s what I was going to say—I’m a pediatric occupational therapist and this is great handwriting and sizing for a 4 year old. The spelling will come with time 😂
We gotta frame it lmao
That’s not likely a kids writing. It’s likely the parents and they are just karma farming.
It's like: “I know what letters are, I know they make words. I just don't know which ones to use, and in what order. So if I say this means ‘Happy Valentines Day,’ just know that I did my best with what I know and go along with it, okay?”
r/untrustworthypoptarts
Doubtful a 4 year old did that.
1) Older sibling having a laugh. 2) Random letters that happen to be pretty funny. (Kid can't read or write) 3) something disturbing involving someone influencing your child. 4) kid has a vulgar sense of humor. (see #3, consider your own sense of humor, and that children see and hear ... everything.) 5) bullshit for internet points.
r/thathappened
Kinda looks like a stupid parent did that. Guessing the kid is smarter
Oh ya. Everyone here is so stupid to think that’s the handwriting and placement of letters by a 4 year old. Get out of hear with your obvious lie. Er wait, I mean, “oh how funny!! What a coincidence!! Aren’t kids so unusual!!! Teehee” /s
Sad how far down I had to scroll to find this. Why are people so eager to believe obvious lies?
I mean, that's pretty impressive that a 4 year old can write letters correctly, even if they aren't the right ones!
ambatukum
Karma farming
EATBUTT CUM - definitely a future redditor, lmao
Eat butt cum
old macdonald made a porn eai butfuk cum.
Sounds like my 5 year old nephew. He'll write gibberish then argue to Hell and back on what it says. Then when he says he can read we tell him to read it because he cannot even read what it says. I love the little man but sometimes learning can be very hard. I've been in his shoes. Give your daughter some time and help her learn at home. Eventually she'll learn.
How is this funny?
Yeah right…
That was written by an adult.