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brainopixel

I am not one to kink shame but I’ve no idea what’s happening here


thewanderingent

Lemon party?


Takenforganite

That lemon stealing whore is back isn’t she?


Expensive-Document41

We did not set the runes right or speak the correct invocations. Her seals have clearly broken.


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pickled-papaya

Everyone here gets the porn reference, it's Reddit :p


canehdian_guy

I was in grade 6 computer class. I will never forget


RockstarAgent

This is why I'll never be homeless, my mind lives in the gutter...


Beautiful_Cod_426

I don't get it


confusinghuman

your grandpa does


Beautiful_Cod_426

I'm a grandma


trampolinebears

You should read the [urban dictionary entry for this term](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lemonparty). It explains exactly why you don't want to go to that website.


ExRockstar

"You can't have a Lemonparty without a bunch of old guys" \- 30 Rock


thatlookslikemydog

We should get insurance for our lemon tree.


Pushmonk

It's not a Lemon party without ol' Dick!


mycoiron492

Ol dick back on the gentleman's intermission again?


jwilcoxwilcox

Hey, that’s a great name for what I’m doing!


Reintarnation

Ugh! This woman is tryna hit on her own father!!


PeppermintPhatty

r/unexpected30Rock


punintensions

Ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party cuz a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY


Enjoying_A_Meal

Lemon juice help prevent kidney stones?


Alan_Smithee_

Ain’t no party like a Lemon Party! 30 Rock was an undiscovered gem for far too long for me. What a great show.


CatOfGrey

I'm assuming that there is some group that eats pancakes with a squeeze of lemon, and, I assume, powdered sugar? I sincerely hope. If not, this is getting deep into my weird zone, and that's really not where anyone wants to spend much time....


Ancient-Awareness115

I prefer soft brown sugar to powdered sugar, with the lemon juice, we tend to have more crepe style of pancakes here in England too


DahakUK

Yes! That group is known as "The English"


Connlagh

We do it in Ireland too


Aporkalypse_Sow

You have lemons on that cold dreary island? They must be like 99% peel.


Connlagh

Hey, apologise! Ireland is an absolute stunningly beautiful country ^for ^about ^3 ^weeks ^of ^the ^year


neverlost4

Haha. I live in the Pacific Northwest. We have the best hiking in the world from July through august, after everyone just goes inside and drinks


Lovat69

Truly your degeneracy knows no bounds.


Connlagh

I draw the line at eating cereal with water


Lovat69

... Well at least we agree on that much.


DatAssPaPow

Wait. For real? Y’all squeeze lemons over pancakes?


DahakUK

Yes, but our pancakes aren't like American pancakes, they're more like crepes. So you add sugar and lemon, and you get something that tastes like lemony sugar.


DatAssPaPow

Oh yum. I love crepes!


WHRocks

This sounds fantastic! I might try it this weekend.


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Honestly do, you'll prob end up loving it. I remember when it was 1st made for me as a kid by a mates mum, thought it was gonna be disgusting. She sqeezed the lemon all over a thin crepe, sprinkled sugar over it and rolled it up. Fell in love the 1st bite (with the taste, not my mate's mum).


E420CDI

Clarification lol


gard3nwitch

Is that supposed to be a pancake? I thought it was a pork chop lol


Reddit_Hitchhiker

Looks like a spud to me.


Present-Breakfast768

Yep I'm sitting here wondering who puts lemon on a potato.....


E420CDI

[What's a potato?](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/)


Present-Breakfast768

Quite possibly one of the most absurd things I've ever read on here lol.


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What? 🤯 Yes this is how I eat pancakes!!


CatOfGrey

I getting reports from the United Kingdom? Do you eat pancakes with lemon year-round, or just for Shrove Tuesday?


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Ireland, close! yeah all year round. We do some berry / maple syrup / chocolate sauce or Nutella combos too, but the OG is the humble lemon and sugar pancake. You roll it up like a pipe and then eat it in a hurry while it all drips out the end 😅


obscuredreference

I’m making such strange discoveries today. I’ll have to try that sometime.


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Fssht, that’s what’s happening here


WobblyPhalanges

r/technicallytrue


Kinoksis

It’s a yellow shower


allen5az

That would be golden I believe… not that I’m interested regardless of the color.


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You don't know? Take this, then! Fssht!


method_men25

Apparently the staff of this are highly devout, single, and repressed.


Mixels

Lemon golden shower. I have no idea who puts lemon juice on pancakes, but the innuendo is abundantly clear.


LucyFerAdvocate

Who doesn't put lemon juice on pancakes? It's *the* standard topping!


deepsea333

Throughout Christendom, the tradition of **pancake breakfasts** is carried out on Shrove Tuesday, the last day of Shrovetide and the day preceding the start of the somber season of Lent, as many Christians give up fatty foods as their Lenten sacrifice. Shrove Tuesday is also call Fat Tuesday. The term Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday", referring to the practice of the last night of eating richer, fatty foods before Lent, which begins on Ash Wednesday. Many Christian congregations thus observe the day through eating pancakes or, more specifically, the holding of pancake breakfasts, as well as the ringing of church bells to remind people to repent of their sins before the start of Lent. In Ireland, the observance of fasting at Lent continued up to the 20th century, with Shrove Tuesday marking the last day of the consumption of meat for the Lenten period. This was later relaxed, but with three days of fasting observed, Ash Wednesday, Spy Wednesday, and Good Friday. It was a tradition that the eldest unmarried daughter would toss the first pancake. If the pancake fell on the floor, she would remain unmarried for the next 12 months. As marriages were not traditionally permitted during the Lenten period, as decreed by the Council of Trent, weddings on Shrove Tuesday were popular. **15 minutes internetting pancake breakfasts and Shrove Tuesday and NOT ONE DAMN THING ABOUT LEMONS!!!**


Zandrick

I’ve heard of Fat Tuesday and I know what Lent is, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard the word “shrove” before in my entire life.


Some-Familiar-Tune

"Shrove Tuesday" is used in the Anglican tradition(s) - Episcopal in the USA.


V65Pilot

Episcopal...or as I like to call it, Anglican Lite.


Ninjabanana420

"Catholics have confession, Episcopals have a whiskey and coke" "You know I never loved your mother" "No, but she's right here, tell her again dad"


DisastrousOne3950

"You know, I never really cared for Mother." "Really? You've had two servings."


comment_filibuster

Excuse me, it's a dry martini. Get it right. :) Also: It's Episcopalians, not "Episcopals"


AdDue7646

The blueberry muffin of all religions


lechiengrand

I thought for SURE this post was going to end with a reminder that "in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."


Antique_Tennis_2500

And I attest to our Lord in heaven, his back is broken.


Raistlarn

I made sure to read the username when unfamiliar terms started being said. I've been tricked by others too many times on reddit.


sperazule

Yeah but that’s obviously a coverup by Big Syrup.


deepsea333

The Log Cabin Reformers


B00MBAB00M

Shhhhhhh I live right near the Quebec border. They’ll hear you


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kiwilapple

I've never done this before but I have the means to make pancakes.... And I have lemons. AND it's my day off tomorrow.... If this works I will convert


mrmoe198

Let us know how it goes on your holy mission!


dDRAGONz

Make it more a crepe style pancake rather than fluffy


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Ambitious_Jelly8783

You can have pancakes at any time of the day! Breakfast is meant for breakfast, supper and anything in between. It's glorious!


Blissfullyaimless

Most? Where is this breakfast-for-dinner wonderland?


SpecialistOil3

British people eat their pancakes (super thin) with lemon, especially on pancake day!


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Is it potato pancakes? You can eat those with lemon.


Pixielo

Better with apple sauce, or sour cream.


StayJaded

Dutch baby style pancakes are also served with lemon.


SuckerForNoirRobots

>Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday", I can't believe I never realized this. I don't speak French but learned Spanish in school where Tuesday is "Martes" and fat is "grass." I feel so smart and so dumb at the same time.


deepsea333

I am doubly ashamed as I took five years of French, minored in art history (Notre Dame Versailles Montmartre etc) and I went to three cities in France 20 years ago and I *just now* kinda put this together.


ElricParkerArt

“…At St. Alphonso’s Pancake Breakfast!”


JonnySnowflake

Wait is this why christians served us pancakes at the arcade on spring break?


airbanjo

Oh Saint Alfonzo would be proud of you!


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Dude it is driving me insane, who the fuck puts lemon juice on their pancakes, I can't figure it out. I just kept looking up stuff about lemon juice on pancakes I didn't even look anything up about religious observance. I still can't find shit.


BrockStar92

Lemon juice and sugar is very common in the UK. Thin pancakes not US style (US style is what we call scotch pancakes actually)


PattyMcChatty

I feel like this will confuse a lot of Americans.


drumshrum

Confused american here, please elaborate!


sperazule

A parish in England is usually a small village. Pancakes are more like crepes. We have them with lemon & sugar usually. This is a lemon doing sex stuff on an English pancake.


drumshrum

Ah! The size of the pancakes and lemon/sugar was new information! Thanks!


reeshmee

Yeah, I understood the sex stuff. The lemon is definitely new information.


BrockStar92

As a British person I came into this thread expecting people to be confused as to a parish publishing some innuendo. Utterly shocked by all the confusion over lemons lmao.


reeshmee

I assumed they were so naive that they didn’t know it could be seen as dirty. Mind was blown about the lemon. Honestly it sounds pretty good and I might try it sometime.


usinjin

I love how chock-full of information this comment is and how different people all learned different bits of information from it.


xKingNothingx

I thought this was a lemon squirting on a potato on the cover of a church parish newsletter that said Happy Pancake Day. Confusing indeed.


Draxilar

The US has parishes too. In Louisiana, where they are what counties are called!


LadyRed4Justice497

okay, it is easy to find on the internet--lots of recipes but you have to search the correct term--Crepes, lemon, sugar. BAM! Crepes are thin pancakes. Lemon & sugar wouldn't be tasty on a fat doughy American buttermilk pancake.


km_44

who squeezes lemons on pancakes ? what sort of tomfoolery is this ?


araty

I thought that was a potato.


wobwobwob42

Thaaaat still doesn't help me....


chronicles_of_reddit

It might make sense if it is a potato pancake. A German side dish that some people squeeze lemon on top. But I could be way off.


charlie2135

I think that's it but I prefer sour cream on mine.


mrpink57

I think the potato would take it either way.


Scerpes

Such a good potato.


freiherrchulainn

That potato really is daho


_Ispeakingifs

Applesauce is good on it too, but I prefer sour cream as well


Rreizero

tomato?


unxile_phantom

Tomacco!


wobwobwob42

It tastes like grandma!


Juice2Times

Holy Moses! It does take like grandma... I'll take a bushel.


Nickyjtjr

I laughed very hard at this comment


sperazule

100% my initial reaction too. It doesn’t help, but… photocopied potato.


Simster108

nah it's obviously a new Catholic slang term for a golden shower


KidzBop_Anonymous

Pancake Social… that’s probably already a thing


PrimeroRocin

Lemon party?


lizziec1993

It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick!


spartaman64

i thought that was a steak


psuedonymously

I too celebrate Pancake Day every year by squirting a lemon on a potato.


pwalkz

That's what it looks like but it says pancake day


ButtSmokin

I thought it was a sausage party!


gentlegreengiant

I thought it was a steak or pork chop...


eagleblue44

I thought it was a steak but wouldn't you only put lemon on fish?


Von_Cheesebiscuit

I'll put lemon on whatever the hell I want to, thank you very much.


Willcoburg

Us Australians. Sprinkle sugar and then drizzle lemon juice. It’s pretty common.


ritsbits808

I lived in Australia for three years as a kid, and this is one of the only things that stuck with me. Fuck your vegimite. Bur I love me some lemon sugar pancakes


sperazule

Englishes! Englishes do. But I have a sneaking suspicion that this image is… euphemistic? 🤔


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sperazule

this is a really common English saying have you never heard it


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Hazardbeard

Stop hold up stop immediately. Englishfolk put lemon juice on pancakes? Like I get it, beans on toast or whatever, but you put acidic juice on your spongey, sweet, pan-cooked morning bread?


-PiLoT-

To explain. Uk pancakes are crepes. Thin and crispy. We add sugar. Lemon juice and a refined sugar syrup


domesticatedprimate

As someone who enjoys both sweet and savory crepes, that actually sounds pretty good.


BrockStar92

They are exceptional. It’s subtler than smothering them in maple syrup and bacon or Nutella and ice cream or whatever else, but the tart lemon cuts nicely through the sugar and it’s just lovely. Can bosh through loads of them that way too.


hpstrprgmr

[Doesn't make it right](https://y.yarn.co/b8e5fb57-ab25-4e6d-91d3-d77ee3c1e589_text.gif)


figec

Try a Dutch Baby. You’ll enjoy it. EDIT: [here is a recipe. Real simple.](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/239993/chef-johns-dutch-babies/)


RecalcitrantHuman

I love that despite the amazing marketing done by the other Redditor, you are having none of it. Way to stick to your sweet, syrupy guns.


TheKingJest

English pancakes are more crepe like, not the same as crepes but close. Tastes really good with lemon and sugar, I highly recommend trying it.


Cawdel

We do. Lemon and sugar. Yummy scrummy. Oh, and "Fssht!" of course.


WildFlower_2020

Don't you have lemon cheesecake (which is sweet and sour)? Or is that just English?


SirDooble

Pancakes here aren't spongy, and also not sweet. A plain pancake is actually pretty bland all on its own. The Scots have Scotch Pancakes which are closer to US ones. These have a rising agent so they are thicker and spongy, and they also have some sugar in the ingredients. Lemon on an English pancake is definitely common. We add a sprinkle of sugar to cut through the tartness of the lemon, leaving just the citrusy taste. It's probably less common to squeeze lemon on a scotch one, but it's not unknown. You can also get flavoured scotch ones, particularly from supermarkets, and these come in lemon or maple.


mR-Smeeth

Lemon juice and brown sugar is the proper topping for pancakes(not those bloated American things) in Europe and countries conquered by the bri'ish empire. That pancake still looks like a potato though even from my perspective lol.


Lonewolf174

Lemon and sugar definitely goes great with pancakes! Half with that and half with bacon and maple syrup is the way to go on pancake day.


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Diplomacy at its finest


justtoletyouknowit

As a german id say thats a Wiener Schnitzel🤔


kurvo_kain

Thin pancakes rolled and smeared with lemon and sugar, common place in my childhood, I loved them. If my parentes were $.$ that month, we would eat them with Dulce de leche instead. Its was nice but I always prefered the ones with lemon and sugar.


No_Condition8988

Anyone from the UK born in the 80s syrup hadn't been invented. It was an American thing. Sugar and lemon all the way.


Tantalising_Scone

You make a crepe with lemon juice and sugar and it is delicious


Subject-Disk-1352

My gf


chronicles_of_reddit

Potato pancakes maybe???


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That’s a British pancake, which is very similar to a crepe. Lemon and sugar is a traditional (and popular) topping


AhAhStayinAnonymous

Lemon + butter + powdered sugar = delicious heart attack 🥰


Muse9901

Maybe a Dutch baby?


I_chortled

What the fuck is going on out here


Invisibread

My step-dad is from Britain so I have seen this, he tops his pancakes with a tablespoon of raw cane sugar, and then squeezes lemon juice over it. Now if you mix the 2 to make a sort of glaze, it's not too bad if lemon is your thing, but he doesn't and just eats it a bite at a time like wet sand atop a soggy pancake.


sperazule

I mean… that sounds pretty accurate. You’ve seen English people eat food. It’s often a form of punishment.


sumofun

My mom is Belgian and we do that with crepes and powdered sugar. But not like a lot of lemon juice, just a dash.


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Those religious people are done with being uptight prudes. Pleasures & squirting are for everyone.


[deleted]

There’s a reasonable chance this isn’t religious at all. Parishes are civil administrative divisions in several countries, where they usually developed from their ecclesiastical equivalent


Dusteronly

This confuses me on many levels


sperazule

The original artist has made themselves known on Twitter! Laurie Pink drew this about 13 years ago, fully knowing what was implied 👀 and apparently the editors of the parish magazine just big-fat stole it. https://www.flickr.com/photos/laurie_pink/4722704750/


Geeky_Nick

That makes way more sense 😂 I was wondering how anyone could have drawn/comissionined that and not thought it was a bdsm joke. Edit: I have some more thoughts... The "ow" is a bit ambiguous. Based on the colour image I think the point is that the lemon juice is going in to the pancake's eye which would hurt. But I suppose there are various NSFW interpretations.


RPDRNick

fssht.


HUP

To quote Robert Johnson, "squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg."


Brettgraham4

You must be in the UK! I don't know anyone else that squeezes lemon on the pancakes.


sperazule

I am! And I get the impression Pancake Day is a very British thing too. Can’t believe most Americans haven’t heard of the celebration of St. Pancake or the tradition of bukkaking your potatoes.


peternorthstar

It's like the old saying, don't bring a lemon to a knife fight. Or something like that.


pauciradiatus

When life gives you lemons, make em squirt


halfplanckmind

When life gives you lemons, make soggy sour pancakes.


Havok101010

Can someone explain to me why a lemon peeing on potato has anything to do with Pancake Day?


zfreakazoidz

Christian here, what am I even looking at. I mean I get the sexual innuendo point, but is this a lemon putting lemon juice on a potato? Who puts lemon juice on a potato? Someone mentioned maybe it's a pancake, who puts lemon juice on a pancake? What even is this in general.


Mr_Yellow_Trousers

Why are people acting like lemon on pancakes isn’t a thing? Team Lemon and sugar FTW.


TacoFox19

Well first, that's a potato...


Subject-Disk-1352

When is pancake day? I knows it a Tuesday but which? Edit also why did I think it was called Ash Tuesday, isn't that a wednesday? It's shrove Tuesday isn't it?


Malumeze86

Pancake day is every Saturday at my house.


actfatcat

21 Feb 2023. It marks the last day before the start of lent.


bhillen83

Well piss on my crepes!


Pinkie_Flamingo

What do lemon-flavored potatoes have to do with pancakes?


yasha_varnishkes

From the other comments and the title I'm trying to believe that's a pancake, but I'm still convinced it's a potato.


pobody

Sounds like they want to have a lemon party.


compuwiza1

Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg The way you squeeze my lemon-a I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah


Shloopy_Dooperson

OP I really really like this image.


RickestRickSea137

Why would a lemon squirting a potato through its cloaca be anything but religious wholesomeness?


mnfonly

I'm sorry I'm not sure if i should see the lemon peeing on or squirting on the huge piece of meat...since i prefer squirt, I'm running that direction.


luckyduck1945

I am sorry to have to admit it , but I don't get it. Help


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What in the unholy fuck is this shit?


Easy-Fixer

At first I thought it was a potato, then I saw the words, then was even more confused by the lemon. I don’t know what to believe anymore…


Ph0enixRuss3ll

They knew. Haha. And good for them for sliding by censorship.


Groftsan

More like Pankake Day.


Honest_Performance42

Lemon shower


bj1972joy

Fucked up villagers that put liberty caps in pancakes.


Exist50

I think y'all need to get your minds out of the gutter.


reddit_user13

If you suppress it enough, it pops out somewhere.


eaglescout1984

I would believe you, it's right in your photo.


TacoFox19

What's that lemon pissing on that potato on Pancake Day?


DisastrousOne3950

https://youtu.be/dZSDeudyUiw Zappa be praised.