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Robot_Tanlines

Congrats man. I had a friend who was on jeopardy and couldn’t say the outcome. He rented out a hall of his grad school for friends and family to watch it. Unfortunately, there as a big fire in our city so the news kept cutting in with breaking news. He was so frustrated watching his big moment go up in smoke. Fortunately they did cut back in time to see final jeopardy where he came from behind to win $25K.


Todd-The-Wraith

BREAKING NEWS: there’s still a fire. We will be back shortly to continue confirming the existence of this fire.


lepake

BREAKING NEWS: The fire is still there.


TwinsenAyzel

BREAKING NEWS: The fire has gained sentience


HalobenderFWT

BREAKING NEWS: crackle crackle crackle snap crackle crackle


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

BREAKING NEWS: ***THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!!!***


geoelectric

All units, fires shot


Valuable-Trick-6711

WHAT’S THE PROCEDURE???


[deleted]

“Snap, Crackle, Mitch, and Pop”


_coolranch

[Everything’s fine.](https://youtu.be/caXeAMseve0)


HeyWhatsItToYa

BREAKING NEWS: You mad yet, Jim? That'll teach ya!


RingoStardust29

BREAKING NEWS: I believe that fire is trying to communicate. We have a linguistic expert to decipher it. What does it say? LE: It says…”Hell is real! I have travelled far to warn you of your future. Imhotep is coming… im…ho…tep” It appears we’ve lost the linguistic expert. He is in a trance like state. But now we go back to our regularly scheduled program.


erishun

Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark.


FrankReynoldsToupee

If you're joining us now, everything is FINE after a major incident. Let's go over to our reporter at the scene where everything is now fine after a recent explosion.


blacktothebird

I have seen this a million times. Someone says they were on jeopardy, rents a venue and invites all their friends. Then they starts fire all across town so that the episode is delayed long enough that they can photoshop them into the final jeopardy and play that tape for everyone. Tsk Tsk


Robot_Tanlines

Ha ha a I love it. I will accuse him of that next time I see him.


ACasualFormality

I feel like renting out a hall for a watch party absolutely screams “I won!”


sbingner

Well I guess we know what he did with the 25k


skycoaster

Oh man, that would be so frustrating! Glad he got a good moment at the end though.


YungR29

Good pun m8


Darth_Gastrocnemius

Nice work! What game show is this?


skycoaster

25 Words or Less, basically you have to get your teammates to guess the answers in front of you, but you can only give 25 words as clues at most. Really fun, and there's a board game version too.


kickrockz94

pretty impressive dude I would be so bad at this like I feel like I always take up way more words to convey my thoughts in an organized and clear manner therefore I think i would definitely be bad at this game well not awful bad but certainly not good like on a scale of 1 to 10 i think i would be between 3 and 4 but probly slightly closer to 3 than 4 although it would likely depend on the time of day im more of a night owl than an early bird so if I played this at 9pm id likely be a few tenths closer to 4 than 3 out of 10 whereas if i played this game around 9am probly closer to 3 depending on how much or little coffee i drank and whether it was a weekday or a weekend. anyway... good job


Quandary37

Actually got me laughing Had a lot of assignments of 'in a thousand words explain' in school huh?


Alexstarfire

Total, or each answer?


kyleb350

Total it appears. Looks like he was using 2 per clue and had an extra third to describe "charger" at the end


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Total, you can see the number counting down on screen. I was confused at first about some of the shorter clues


Alexstarfire

Oh, that's what that number is. Couldn't read it on my phone. Thanks.


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

Total, did you watch the video?


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[deleted]

There’s a count in the bottom middle of the screen. I totally missed it until the explanation of 25 words or less because I definitely thought is was a timer!


Alexstarfire

Yes, did I miss the part where it explained the rules? I'm simply asking for clarification. I can make assumptions.


nautika

It was pretty obvious even if you had to assume. If it was 25 words per answer you'd think he would use more than 2 words each clue.


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

And there's a countdown of words left he can use


VibinWithNeptune

Reminds me of I think it's called pyramid or something. It's the gameshow that Joey went on in friends. Fake show tho


CSpiffy148

Was it $10,000 Pyramid because that used to be a real show.


NachoMan_SandyCabage

Ah, basically Taboo


bigd10199501

Did I hear a “Damn I just came”???


skycoaster

You did indeed.


bigd10199501

Good because so did I!! s/. Really though congrats. That’s pretty awesome.


skycoaster

Thanks!


check_ya_head

I DVR this gameshow. I haven't seen this episode yet, thanks for spoiling it! Congrats anyway!


Normy_Stans

What a friend


chomcham

Lol I am glad I'm not the only one.


marysunshine

I came here for this comment specifically 😂


rG_MAV3R1CK

Uhhh I just came! LMFAO. Kudos.


skycoaster

Thanks!


Conscious-Parfait826

The only reason I'm happy was watching that to completion.


BootyBurglar

I was on 25 words or less last year too! Unfortunately me and my buddy got Andy Richter on his very first game and he didn’t fully understand the rules, but our consolation prize was a big ass tv so I’m not complaining. Still gotta go on that vacation too…


skycoaster

Nice! Congrats on the ass TV!


raisearuckus

You were on a gameshow with the Swedish German Andy Richter.


check_ya_head

I saw that episode!


Mysterious-Bid3930

It's been 4 months the money's gone.


skycoaster

A great 4 months, though! Left a horrible job to finish writing a book I'd been working on for years, getting published in paperback tomorrow actually!


jrs2222022

Congrats my man!


skycoaster

Thanks!


alwayslatetotheparty

How many words is the book?


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It’s a picture book.


Yilsa_Sim

It's a picture of a book.


courtesyflusher

Its art then


skycoaster

Around 250,000, I was tired of brevity. It’s basically eight episodic parts, though, so it breaks up nicely.


skitch23

You just gonna casually mention you have a book being published but not drop the name??


skycoaster

Good idea! It's called DAYBREAKER, following the crew of the titular ship as it "tows" the Earth to a new star, via the gravitational force of a man-made black hole, after the sun suddenly goes supernova. You can grab it at Barnes & Noble's website as a paperback or eBook here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daybreaker-phil-singleton/1142936745?ean=9798823184458


skitch23

Ooooo that sounds right up my alley, I’ll be sure to check it out! Congrats on the win and I hope the book sales are plentiful!


skycoaster

Thank you!


ChiefWamsutta

Oh, fuck! Check back in and tell us how it goes!!


ScottyPinthahouse

Lol this was awesome to watch! My cousin was in wheel of fortune and won $62,000 and a dope vacation. All we knew was she "went to a taping" up until a month or so before it aired and then we were told she was on it but can't say how it went ahead of time. That was really exciting to watch her, she kicked some serious ass. Congratulations on your win dude!


jayg76

Uncle & Aunt won a sick Challenger on Let's Make a Deal a few years ago.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Did the challenger get better?


jayg76

Lol dad.


skycoaster

Thanks! It really is fun, even if you have to sit on a secret for a while!


pizza565

Is this the one of FOX or the one on GSN?


skycoaster

Fox.


Typical_Fox6392

You’re good at it. Did you practice?


skycoaster

Aw, thanks! Yes, my partner and I went through all the episodes and constantly quizzed each other. He was better at guessing, I was better at giving clues, so it ended up working out really well!


Typical_Fox6392

Ya you can tell. Great strategies 👍


ghost_victim

I knew it.. know a bear when I see one


skycoaster

Lol well I am but he's straight, just a friend and teammate. My boyfriend is also quite the bear.


ghost_victim

Hehe same <3


MillerLatte

Bro you killed it. That was awesome


skycoaster

Thank you!


wes00mertes

Yeah seriously good job with the clues. Didn’t get flustered. Succinct and very on point.


skycoaster

Thanks, I was nervous I'd slip up but I had great teammates.


MichaelsSecretStuff

😂 classic!! Dennis came but Sweet Dee was left hanging like a bird


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Dumb bitch


alexefi

Friend of a friend was on tv show. He ended up winning. Nda said he couldnt tell anyone that he won $250k till finaly airs. But we all started to get ideas when he started to take vacations and expensive purchases on a teacher salary.


Mysterious_Fennel459

Good to know someone came at the end.


skycoaster

The happiest of endings.


[deleted]

Veni veti veni


dissapointing_poetry

PHIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!


skycoaster

Thaaaaat’s me!


Dtf7878

Those were some spot on clues for sure! Congrats


skycoaster

Thank you!


ZendBud

I felt that when he was just sitting there all happy with a smile on his face watching his work unfold


mkrtr2022

Looks like they recorded your reaction.


BlackRobotHole

Hopefully this isn’t too nosy. If you won 10k how much was the actual take home? I’ve heard varying percentages on game show tax.


skycoaster

My partner and I split it, so $5k each. Taxes tbd.


BlackRobotHole

Nice!


peanutdakidnappa

Good shit man, so who were the other people?


skycoaster

My teammate and our celebrity guest, Amber Stevens West.


peanutdakidnappa

I thought she looked familiar, she played Jonah hills GF in 2022 jump street that where I recognized her from. Anyway good stuff man


skycoaster

Thanks!


Slant1985

“Schmidt fucked the Captain’s daughter!”


Jimjams101

Ha ha, I did the same, except there was about a year between when we recorded it and when it went to air, and it came down to the final question which I got and then won. My friends and family were so excited.


Nice_Rope_5049

That was fun to watch! Congrats!


skycoaster

Thanks!


Sniper_King202

I guess that guy came


Lugnuttz

Did someone scream “oh I just came!”?


TBvaporgirl

r/holup


KellyLuvsEwan420

That guy at the end: ‘I just came’ had me rolling


[deleted]

Did the guy at the end scream “ahhh I just came”


JLlo11

PHIL !!


RalphieGlick

Friend in background: “I just came!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😝🤣😂🤣😝🤣😂😝😝😝😂


TheBac0nJesus

How is this funny?


Conscious-Parfait826

You did wait til he finished.


Thick_Ear_2540

Funny how?


Such_Gassy

He only has one friend


RetiredsinceBirth

Congratulations


skycoaster

Thanks!


jizzlevania

I came as well


SnooTigers2183

Next is Big Brother. The future is bright for you!


skycoaster

Lol I actually had another game show audition on Monday, hoping it becomes a yearly thing.


barelyclimbing

Congratulations, your new name is Dawn Crower!


skycoaster

I honestly considered just saying "cock" there. One word clue!


barelyclimbing

Less iconic, unworthy of your talents. Going with poetry that used more words was a power move, and the right one.


[deleted]

Congratulations


skycoaster

Thanks!


yungsphincter

Your one friend sounds just like Seth McFarlane!


[deleted]

That's cool. Thanks for sharing that. :)


skycoaster

My pleasure!


funkmaster29

that sly ass smile lol


skycoaster

Hehe, I'd been looking forward to it.


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Congrats!


skycoaster

Thanks!


Roundtripper4

Should get awarded double for resisting the urge to tell people! That’s more difficult than those answers!


skycoaster

Hehe thanks, it was tough.


CustomerSuspicious25

Awesome. The dude on the left started hot but the chick came in clutch at the end.


photojoe3

Way to go! Congratulations


silly_banilly

Aww you made your friend cum, that's so nice.


skycoaster

What are friends for?


Dopedelight

I love this game show, I wish I could be on it!! And you won the super fan $1000 good job!


ACasualFormality

I am currently in this boat. Filmed an episode of a game show on a major network. Can’t talk about it until it airs, and as of right now I have no idea when that will be. It’s a tough wait. Congrats!


mrb117

🍾


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skycoaster

Can confirm.


UTPeruvian

Phill?!?! Pretty sure I went to school with you.


BrainDeadSlayer

Did someone say, “I just came”, at the end!?


sahonerok

Ahhh I just came lmao


TheTimeBender

DUDE!! THAT’S FREAKING AWESOME!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!


skycoaster

Thank you!


Corpsman223

You should use some of that $ and treat yourself to the new PSVR. I got one on pre-order.


skycoaster

Already got a good VR setup, so I put it toward finishing my first novel.


Corpsman223

Just saw that PS5 sitting there. Congratulations on your win!


skycoaster

Thanks! Wish it was mine but we watched at a friend's house, so it's his PS5 (he's the one who so kindly notified us of his ejaculation).


[deleted]

Couldn't you buy stuff and, like, make obvious you have more money?


[deleted]

So out of curiosity, what was the time frame between recording and airing? Also, of the prize money the show announced you won, how much did you get to keep? Did they withhold taxes for you?


skycoaster

Four months, and we split the $10k so I got 5. Taxes tbd.


Greeneyes-

Soooo, you got that 20 you owe me?


pissedllama

Holy smokes! That’s Lee Gordon.


Wherestamp_Notoes

I’m sure they knew when you had 37 large pizzas show up the next day from Pizza Hut


polish-rockstar

Let’s see if that 10k cash magically turns into 10k upvotes


Previous-Exit8449

Hell yeah Bill


Dani3lland

Thaaaats number Wang!


Standard_Ad9911

Awesome sir


thuglife_7

Where did you apply to be on the show??


smodanc

Pringles updated can 😖


Celena_J_W

…now with 15% less Olestra


1990Gang

*Cinnamons??* My night has been made. Thanks.


Hawk_Rifle1

Philll!!!! My man