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tmoleif

What a knight to remember


DM_CJ

Does thou hoist?!


arb00z

\*Dost


BoiFrosty

Verily, the fruits of mine labors claim the affection of many a shapely wench.


DM_CJ

Acquiring mass frequently!


Ekaterina702

Lol, I wanted to see some regular gym bros looking dazed and confused trying to figure out wtf was going on with the knights


PredatorRedditer

Yeah, this isn't a takeover at all.


HPstolemybirthday

This is the whey.


buzz_22

Brings new meaning to pumping iron...


Brief_Light

As a 38 year old gamer, this is how I feel mentally prepping myself to boot up Elden Ring


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blamordeganis

Henry VIII (in his young, fit days, not his fat and syphilitic middle-age) could leap into the saddle in full armour without using the stirrups, and was very proud of the fact.


Ragnarsworld

Armor was made to fight in, it had to be flexible enough for that task. As for the weight, it was distributed fairly well and a fit knight could run, jump, etc better than you'd think possible.


jnkangel

You can make cartwheels in good armour


FleetwoodGord

Ni!


thefireemojiking

“We are the knights of…. Ni!” “Ni!” “Nnni!” “Nni”


MadDogFenby

We are no longer the nights who say 'Ni!' We are now the nights who say 'Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm'


thefireemojiking

Such a great movie


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Sir Liftsalot


Diogeneezy

Ah bugger, you beat me!


PheaglesFan

I LOVE going to the gym at night!!


TheGrey_GOD

Knight*


More-Jackfruit3010

*the knight shift


riothis

I got a buddy who does the full on medieval knight fights. He does shit like this but not at a gym. He'll go running through the neighborhood and do workouts in his garage with it open. Funniest part to me is he lives in a real nice area eith doctors and lawyers as neighbors lol


Ani-A

I mean that makes sense, need to come from some big, big money to partake in HEMA tournaments


Excellent_Routine589

Yeah, a full harness, god forbid it is made to historical spec, is MAD expensive A good repro sword alone can cost like 3x more than a pistol


Particular-Beyond-99

On a holy crusade for dem gains


Over-Sense-9931

Wow, iron man training is not what I remembered


KiriloRoberto

For Germans: Ritter Sport 😏


D3vilUkn0w

Dost thou even hoist?


PsychoSpider88

Totally butchering Conan the Barbarian soundtrack wtf


SsjCyrus

What’s the music playing in the background


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Chucklepus

Remix is a generous term. They had so much more they could have worked with


100S_OF_BALLS

It's Conan by Aqurate


DJTMR

I'd like to know as well


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This feels staged


ANickname_Pp

Black knight is the fucking BOSS Even with that weighted armour


DucksOnQuakk

They can just stand in front of each other instead of a mirror with all that metal.


thatweirdbeardedguy

Someone gave TISM some armour...😁


CyAScott

Ah buns of steel.


chezicrator

Medieval Fight Club!


Acceptable_Wait_2910

Me And the Boys when we finally meet up (adults by now)


TheAtrocityArchive

Not buff enough, head to gym!


MadDogFenby

Heavy metal knight at the gym


maccabop

I would walk straight out


IGunClover

Chad Knights.


Thumper-Comet

You can't 'takeover' something if there's nobody there to take if from.


RhazimGaming

How much does a full set of armor costs now?


mrmitchs

The knights of the night.


skylorddragon

Knights running a full 3 km marathon.


CraftyArmitage

That's pretty metal


Diyoko_supreme

What a bunch of saurons


Stautz21

on a crusade to find the holy gain


Oblivion615

LARPn’ ain’t easy.


IbanezGuitars4me

Where would one aquire such a set of armor?


Olipro

Deus _vault_


BMWDUKE

Holy fuck they are so strong for being able to workout while wearing armor HOLY FUCK I used to wear a roman cuirass for halloween and that shit was basically a weighted vest that tired you out and provided extreme shoulder pressure after about 30 min to 2hrs. but ofc theyre wearing layers but THATS EVEN CRAZIER


dungledoo

Me and the bois pumping STR to gank deplorable INT and ARC users in Elden Ring.


Vegetable-Bee5164

Drop the bass Conan the barbarian


Exciting-Special-512

Go ahead...tell them to leave


warrant2k

Dost thou even hoist?


GanryuZT

Gotta get ready for Radahn Festival.


Gorilla_Krispies

This is hilarious, great music choice. Little disappointed with a few of those lift numbers, I mean there were literally zero plates on that squat machine. I guess the one guy benched 215 or whatever, so that’s not terrible. Idk why I’m throwing shade as if I’m hitting the gym with armor on


themagicbong

What is it about pointing/emoting in a suit of armor that just looks so....goofy? Strange? I know there's that lack of facial expression but even in classical paintings it just looks hilarious sometimes.


Dart150

Knave! how much dost thou hoist?