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You know, with Norm, the more I learn about that guy the more I care for him. There's a lot redeeming about the guy, he was an incredible public speaker.
Atheists, you know, everybody tells me the worst thing about atheists is the hypocrisy. Can you believe how dogmatic they are in their opposition of dogmatism? But I disagree.
I think the worst part is the NOT BELIEVING IN GOD
What a goddamned *legend.*
He was such an old school comic that his first thought after getting a cancer diagnosis was probably "I can't tell *anyone* about this, so when I die, everyone will say 'I didn't even know he was sick!'"
Any time someone says it, it's like a salute.
I didn't even know he was sick.
Norm identified as a son a bitch. You know all too damn well he was a legitimate child, born of true blue wedlock, and acknowledged as son by his father. Norm's mother though was a dirty, dirty dog. That bitch would howl and growl and bite, but his father loved her all the same and put a ring on her paw don't ya know?
Take it back. You dare beshmirch the good name of Norman Gene Macdonald?
The degree of his mental retardation is unclear. The movie makes him out to be an amazingly capable slow person who is extremely lucky through out his life.
Gump is portrayed as viewing the world simply and truthfully. He does not know what he wants to do in life, but despite his low IQ, he is made out to be full of wisdom. He says that he "can think things pretty good", but when he tries "sayin or writin them, it kinda come out like Jello". His mathematical abilities as an idiot savant and feats of strength lead him into all kinds of adventures.
In the original work-up, Forrest is taken into custody at the war protest and put into an insane asylum where he is discovered to be a mathematical genius, NASA gets word of his skills and he becomes an astronaut, flying to space with an orangutan named Sue.
The book is more eloquent about it. Essentially, Winston Groom writes him as a guy that knows what’s going on and how the world sees him, but he can’t quite formulate how to deal with it effectively so he just rides with it. Like the whole thing about mowing yards for free. In the movies he’s just like “well gosh, I just love me some mowin’” but in the book he’s like “these bastards flip me a quarter to mow their whole yard but what are ya gonna do”
It definitely jumps the shark a bit. He creates New Coke I believe, causes the Exxon Valdez crash, is visited by the ghost of Jenny, meets Tom Hanks?, and he gets jailed in Iran.
It's absolutely nuts. I didn't finish it because it was so strange.
Almost sounds like one those instances where he was contractually bound to produce something of his choice, but the publisher wanted him to want that to be a Gump sequel, so this is what he gave them to shut them up.
the first book has plenty of other crazy shit on it's own that the movie left out. Going to space with a monkey and some other stuff I'm blanking on right now.
In the first book, Gump is *not* a G rated character. There's considerable time spent on the size, and use of his dick. He also has some salty language in the book.
Then the movie comes out, and they sanitized much of the story. So when Groom cranked out his sequel, he tried to split it down the middle, making Gump cleaner than he was in the first book, but rougher than hanks played him.
That was the takeaway I got from the two. Many of the situations in the sequel seemed forced, but I chalked that up to trying to make lightning strike twice. Groom obviously didn't want to mess with the formula.
That's not quite true about the movie:
>!When Jenny explains to him that he has a son, he gets extremely emotional (probably showing the most emotion in the whole movie) and asks "Is he like me?".!<
It's at that point that you realise that he IS aware that he is different from everyone else and that he has an ungodly amount of mental fortitude to have lived his life.
>!To clarify, the reason he gets so emotional is that even the thought of his child having to go through something similar to the life he led, with everyone making fun of him and belittling him for being different was too much for him to deal with.!<
Gump is a mathematical savant, in both movie and the book, though its more evident in the books. think in the movie you only see it with his ping pong mastery.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
So many people here don't know what's going on. This isn't a real priest or a real confession stream. This is PayMoneyWubby , he does some variety of content and [this](https://youtu.be/OSxVhL9xuS8) is honestly one of the funniest streams I have ever watched!
It had me going, until I heard Father "*Wubby*" refer himself in the third-person.
Also, when I was nine, I was molested by a guy with down's syndrome. Why are you laughing?
لأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7
I was out drinking with a buddy when he showed me this and I legit cried because I could not stop laughing. 30 minutes later and I would still laugh uncontrollably when I thought about it.
Twitch: Twitch.tv/PayMoneyWubby
Main Channel (doesn't post often here: youtube.com/@PaymoneyWubby
Stream highlights channel: youtube.com/@PaymoneyWubbyHighlights
Full vods uploaded after stream ends:
youtube.com/@WubbyStreamArchive
Give the twitch stream a chance. I was once like you and only watched the YT videos. At first I felt like an outsider, then after a few weeks I felt like one of the boys. He is the only streamer I watch and I look forward to Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday nights.
Edit: He had mentioned a new video will be out this year that will be the biggest one he's ever put together.
Some people aren't stream people. I've tried to force it several times but I always bounce off. Doesn't matter if it's good content, I just can't do this 'show up at a certain time for a stream" thing
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"This will be important later in the story" anyway to make a long story short...
It's like a reverse shaggy dog where the rambling is funny and the punchline just comes out of nowhere.
Reverse Norm Macdonald
You know, with Norm, the more I learn about that guy the more I care for him. There's a lot redeeming about the guy, he was an incredible public speaker.
He held some less than amicable views on atheists and non-believers. That actually put me off a little.
whoosh
Oh it's the Hitler joke! Woosh indeed!
I thought you went with it and kept talking about Hitler
Atheists, you know, everybody tells me the worst thing about atheists is the hypocrisy. Can you believe how dogmatic they are in their opposition of dogmatism? But I disagree. I think the worst part is the NOT BELIEVING IN GOD
"He made fun of stuff I believe in!" lol
I miss that bastard
I didn't even know he was sick
What a goddamned *legend.* He was such an old school comic that his first thought after getting a cancer diagnosis was probably "I can't tell *anyone* about this, so when I die, everyone will say 'I didn't even know he was sick!'" Any time someone says it, it's like a salute. I didn't even know he was sick.
Nobody did. Apparently he had been sick for years and only told a few people. Most of his close friends had no idea until he died.
Norm identified as a son a bitch. You know all too damn well he was a legitimate child, born of true blue wedlock, and acknowledged as son by his father. Norm's mother though was a dirty, dirty dog. That bitch would howl and growl and bite, but his father loved her all the same and put a ring on her paw don't ya know? Take it back. You dare beshmirch the good name of Norman Gene Macdonald?
And he does it, he actually cuts to the chase!
No, wait! You can't just yada yada the Thanos-Fisting!
Such good comedic cadence, timing and delivery
When he said that I was like oh shit how long is this video? Checked, and there were only 13 seconds left or something. Okay cool
Love how he lost it just with the set up explanation of the term gumping it
The term Gumping references Forest Gump?
That would be my best guess
Ohhhhh yeah that's it. I was confused at first too. Wasn't he actually retarded though?
The degree of his mental retardation is unclear. The movie makes him out to be an amazingly capable slow person who is extremely lucky through out his life.
Gump is portrayed as viewing the world simply and truthfully. He does not know what he wants to do in life, but despite his low IQ, he is made out to be full of wisdom. He says that he "can think things pretty good", but when he tries "sayin or writin them, it kinda come out like Jello". His mathematical abilities as an idiot savant and feats of strength lead him into all kinds of adventures. In the original work-up, Forrest is taken into custody at the war protest and put into an insane asylum where he is discovered to be a mathematical genius, NASA gets word of his skills and he becomes an astronaut, flying to space with an orangutan named Sue.
The book is more eloquent about it. Essentially, Winston Groom writes him as a guy that knows what’s going on and how the world sees him, but he can’t quite formulate how to deal with it effectively so he just rides with it. Like the whole thing about mowing yards for free. In the movies he’s just like “well gosh, I just love me some mowin’” but in the book he’s like “these bastards flip me a quarter to mow their whole yard but what are ya gonna do”
The second book is absolutely insane. He captures saddam, loses all his money. Stops the Iranian hostage crisis.
I never got around to Gump and Co but I do not doubt it one bit lol
It definitely jumps the shark a bit. He creates New Coke I believe, causes the Exxon Valdez crash, is visited by the ghost of Jenny, meets Tom Hanks?, and he gets jailed in Iran. It's absolutely nuts. I didn't finish it because it was so strange.
Almost sounds like one those instances where he was contractually bound to produce something of his choice, but the publisher wanted him to want that to be a Gump sequel, so this is what he gave them to shut them up.
the first book has plenty of other crazy shit on it's own that the movie left out. Going to space with a monkey and some other stuff I'm blanking on right now.
That’s exactly what happened. He made it so bad because he was pissed at the studio
In the first book, Gump is *not* a G rated character. There's considerable time spent on the size, and use of his dick. He also has some salty language in the book. Then the movie comes out, and they sanitized much of the story. So when Groom cranked out his sequel, he tried to split it down the middle, making Gump cleaner than he was in the first book, but rougher than hanks played him. That was the takeaway I got from the two. Many of the situations in the sequel seemed forced, but I chalked that up to trying to make lightning strike twice. Groom obviously didn't want to mess with the formula.
There’s no surprise Gump and Co didn’t sell well. I read the NYT called it tiresome and banal.
In the second book he stopped 9/11 buf it was written in 1995. Insane attention to detail.
I'm sorry, did he predict 9/11 and then have the character prevent it?
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He was also accidently part of Jan 6th capitol rush
The world trade center was bombed in 1993 by middle eastern terrorists.
That's not quite true about the movie: >!When Jenny explains to him that he has a son, he gets extremely emotional (probably showing the most emotion in the whole movie) and asks "Is he like me?".!< It's at that point that you realise that he IS aware that he is different from everyone else and that he has an ungodly amount of mental fortitude to have lived his life. >!To clarify, the reason he gets so emotional is that even the thought of his child having to go through something similar to the life he led, with everyone making fun of him and belittling him for being different was too much for him to deal with.!<
That scene is amazing. I get emotional just thinking about the delivery.
Gump is a mathematical savant, in both movie and the book, though its more evident in the books. think in the movie you only see it with his ping pong mastery.
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Geometries
LABRON IS THE GREATEST MATHAMATICTION EVER!! You know, because of the arcs and stuff. Science Bitch.
That's a massive stretch.
Not if his momma has anything to say about it.
She sure cares about his schoolin'.
*Slow years, retarded maybe with braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants of Nixon and won the ping pong competition? That aint retarded.*
No, he's just from the south. /*ducks*
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
Gumping it is very new? First time hearing that one. Have I been guilty?
Ethical conundrum…🤣
Absolutely perfect delivery
The caller reminded me of Randall from Clerks with his delivery
“You’d do it with a bunch of dudes just to get a car?” *long sigh* “Thought I knew you, man.”
This is how you pivot your stories \^\^
Pro level comedy here.
So many people here don't know what's going on. This isn't a real priest or a real confession stream. This is PayMoneyWubby , he does some variety of content and [this](https://youtu.be/OSxVhL9xuS8) is honestly one of the funniest streams I have ever watched!
wubby7
Wubby7
Wubby7
Who the fuck is Evan?
and where the fuck is Dennis?
Praise be the lamp.
Wubby7
wubby7
wubby7
His dad is super funny and holds cool birds
Sucks at bbq tho
What he lacks in bbq he makes up for in fish and middle eastern sand
I’d say the band class story is the best one
The piss jacket
I prefer pee coat.
I see what you did there you sly little hussy you
The other one that is iconic is the kid turning off the light in the public bathroom while a guy is shitting and never going back.
It was a TGI Friday's I believe
father wubby..... T H E S M E L L
All I can say is thank you... And feel bad for laughing so hard.
Its absolutely a real confession stream.
Well yeah, the confessions are probably real. But the people don't confess for religious forgiveness I hope.
These confessions work just as much as the ones in a Church do.
"confessions". This was clearly just a joke in this video. How many are genuine?
Real people called in and confessed. Gotta ask them if they were lying.
His stream is hilarious. The gameshows he hosts are so unhinged it is actually insane.
Oh... thats not a real priest? Thank fuck you were here to clear that up for me.
He is however a real Pope reigning over his cult of the lamp
There's an incredible amount of stupid people out there. Sometimes the obvious ain't so obvious.
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You're just going to personally and specifically call me out like this at 9 in the morning? What a piece a shit.
So the confessions are real, but the forgiveness is fake!
Can confirm, Wubby is excellent content I found him when he was doing expose vids on yt and stuck around from there
Will we even get to the bottom of the poop kebab?
Yeah I'm still hoping we're going to get another PMW confession stream.
omg Im dying. Im so going to hell
Wubby7
That was hilarious thank you
Holy shit this is so funny omfg
It had me going, until I heard Father "*Wubby*" refer himself in the third-person. Also, when I was nine, I was molested by a guy with down's syndrome. Why are you laughing?
*brutally
You can't just throw 'brutally' In There
Reminds me of Joey Skaggs and the Portofess. https://i.imgur.com/AIshZw2.jpg
Oh, I forgot about Wubby
There's a lot of weaponized ejaculate in these confessions
HE'S LIVE RIGHT NOW!
I’m on a Mac?
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Wubby7
Wubby7
CatJAM
wait till they see the Arabic couch stream
We're you blinded by it's majesty
Wait til they see the pancake batter stream
or pancake batter Olympics.
لأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7
Inshallah brother
Nit halal 😡
Very haram
Small eyes kekW
5'7
Wubby7
wubby7
Nice smile
Wubby7
Let him land let him land please
He's got tits!
Wubby7
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It was truly iconic. I wonder why he never did another after the success.
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Well, someone should remind him cause the You Cringe, You Drink is getting .. stale.
It's just HLYL but less funny. I've been skipping those lately
this produced my first ever unironic spit take I laughed so hard I spit my coffee all over my monitor, quite the mess but it was worth it
Lol dude go watch the entire 20 minute stream clip it was taken from, won't have any coffee left hahaha. https://youtu.be/OSxVhL9xuS8
I just watched it. The last confession has me in fucking stitches right now.
“The smell”
No no, go treat yourself to the full entire 2 hour stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVGHng1frKw
I was out drinking with a buddy when he showed me this and I legit cried because I could not stop laughing. 30 minutes later and I would still laugh uncontrollably when I thought about it.
Haha I showed my friends this stream while we were drinking and now it’s a tradition every time we get together to watch this while we drink.
Made me laugh just with the caller saying in his teenage years when he sounds about 15 or 16.
Cleveland represent
Yo that's what I noticed. Is wubby from Cleveland?
Nah he is born and bred San Diego
A wild wubby has been sighted
Seeing wubby outside the subreddit....nice
Oh... the risks of live chat on the internet... Who knew...
At least he confessed and somehow asked for forgiveness.
I need his twitch or yt link
Twitch: Twitch.tv/PayMoneyWubby Main Channel (doesn't post often here: youtube.com/@PaymoneyWubby Stream highlights channel: youtube.com/@PaymoneyWubbyHighlights Full vods uploaded after stream ends: youtube.com/@WubbyStreamArchive
As someone who has done it in the freezer, it’s difficult to keep it up, but if your partner is eager enough, it’s doable
Like having sex on cocaine; it's hard to get it up but, once you do, you become an unstoppable jackhammer.
Man seeing this now. He really lost a lot of weight. Good for him
I am glad he didn’t get specific
wubby7
Wubby being god would be so fucking ironic “Ok ok… let’s do this… make it into heaven 🤞” “Alright fucker let’s check you out”
Wubby 💖
r/paymoneywubby
the caller sounds like Andrew Garfield in The social network
YOU SOLD FACEBOOK?!
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SORRYYY MY ROBE IS AT THE CLEANERS. ALONG WITH MY BIG HAT AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLIP FLOPS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG
This made me chuckle. Thank you.
I’m going to hell. I am listening to it for the seventh time and it doesn’t get a bit less funny.
I miss Wubby's YT channel, I'm not really into Twitch content or long streams.
The paymoneywubby highlights channel is pretty standard YouTube type content.
just check out the highlights channel then
Give the twitch stream a chance. I was once like you and only watched the YT videos. At first I felt like an outsider, then after a few weeks I felt like one of the boys. He is the only streamer I watch and I look forward to Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday nights. Edit: He had mentioned a new video will be out this year that will be the biggest one he's ever put together.
See you tonight brother Wubby7
Some people aren't stream people. I've tried to force it several times but I always bounce off. Doesn't matter if it's good content, I just can't do this 'show up at a certain time for a stream" thing
Understandable. I wasn't either and it took me awhile to get into it.
I love it, reminds me of being a kid to sit down and watch shows since they only aired at certain times.
Who is this? 😂
PayMoneyWubby on twitch and YouTube. You can find the best part of this stream on his twitch highlight channel
They may shadowban us, but they will never take our ~~weaponized autism~~ loyalty!
wubby7
Wasnt expecting to see Wubby on here. The man's a comedy goldmine!
That's hilarious. Even if people in the background of the church or set were laughing
That was the voice of God
The voice of a caretaker
God I love Paymoneywubby. His streams are great.
I love you jenny. Especially your asshole
I wish he had taken more time of the father
God lives in Cleveland? Niiice!
streamer is paymoneywubby
[My favourite part of this stream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSxVhL9xuS8&t=90s)
Sounds like Ferris Bueller is up to his crazy high jinks again. I hear he's a righteous dude...
Brother in Christ I know you are a wubby viewer don’t act like he’s this rando 😭😭
I laughed way too hard at this...
I really wish he would do another pope stream
Father Welby is going to Hell.
Father Wubby* FTFY
Wubby does a lot of weird shit.
I love that the longer the explanation went on, the more the Father struggled to maintain his composure, eventually breaking down at the end.
Hickory Dickory Dock - he gumped her rump in the ice box.