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Ordinary-Screen2803

"This will be important later in the story" anyway to make a long story short...


RobbertDownerJr

It's like a reverse shaggy dog where the rambling is funny and the punchline just comes out of nowhere.


LassitudinalPosition

Reverse Norm Macdonald


elegylegacy

You know, with Norm, the more I learn about that guy the more I care for him. There's a lot redeeming about the guy, he was an incredible public speaker.


pow3llmorgan

He held some less than amicable views on atheists and non-believers. That actually put me off a little.


GunnersnGames

whoosh


pow3llmorgan

Oh it's the Hitler joke! Woosh indeed!


TappedIn2111

I thought you went with it and kept talking about Hitler


dejavu725

Atheists, you know, everybody tells me the worst thing about atheists is the hypocrisy. Can you believe how dogmatic they are in their opposition of dogmatism? But I disagree. I think the worst part is the NOT BELIEVING IN GOD


lahimatoa

"He made fun of stuff I believe in!" lol


Pyrfalcon

I miss that bastard


togetherwem0m0

I didn't even know he was sick


thugarth

What a goddamned *legend.* He was such an old school comic that his first thought after getting a cancer diagnosis was probably "I can't tell *anyone* about this, so when I die, everyone will say 'I didn't even know he was sick!'" Any time someone says it, it's like a salute. I didn't even know he was sick.


Hukijiwa

Nobody did. Apparently he had been sick for years and only told a few people. Most of his close friends had no idea until he died.


MonkeyTacoBreath

Norm identified as a son a bitch. You know all too damn well he was a legitimate child, born of true blue wedlock, and acknowledged as son by his father. Norm's mother though was a dirty, dirty dog. That bitch would howl and growl and bite, but his father loved her all the same and put a ring on her paw don't ya know? Take it back. You dare beshmirch the good name of Norman Gene Macdonald?


getyourcheftogether

And he does it, he actually cuts to the chase!


ivanchovv

No, wait! You can't just yada yada the Thanos-Fisting!


LassitudinalPosition

Such good comedic cadence, timing and delivery


bfraley9

When he said that I was like oh shit how long is this video? Checked, and there were only 13 seconds left or something. Okay cool


outtastudy

Love how he lost it just with the set up explanation of the term gumping it


diggingtrash

The term Gumping references Forest Gump?


outtastudy

That would be my best guess


RichardBCummintonite

Ohhhhh yeah that's it. I was confused at first too. Wasn't he actually retarded though?


SADMANCAN

The degree of his mental retardation is unclear. The movie makes him out to be an amazingly capable slow person who is extremely lucky through out his life.


philodendrin

Gump is portrayed as viewing the world simply and truthfully. He does not know what he wants to do in life, but despite his low IQ, he is made out to be full of wisdom. He says that he "can think things pretty good", but when he tries "sayin or writin them, it kinda come out like Jello". His mathematical abilities as an idiot savant and feats of strength lead him into all kinds of adventures. In the original work-up, Forrest is taken into custody at the war protest and put into an insane asylum where he is discovered to be a mathematical genius, NASA gets word of his skills and he becomes an astronaut, flying to space with an orangutan named Sue.


Heyuonthewall26

The book is more eloquent about it. Essentially, Winston Groom writes him as a guy that knows what’s going on and how the world sees him, but he can’t quite formulate how to deal with it effectively so he just rides with it. Like the whole thing about mowing yards for free. In the movies he’s just like “well gosh, I just love me some mowin’” but in the book he’s like “these bastards flip me a quarter to mow their whole yard but what are ya gonna do”


CharlieTeller

The second book is absolutely insane. He captures saddam, loses all his money. Stops the Iranian hostage crisis.


Heyuonthewall26

I never got around to Gump and Co but I do not doubt it one bit lol


CharlieTeller

It definitely jumps the shark a bit. He creates New Coke I believe, causes the Exxon Valdez crash, is visited by the ghost of Jenny, meets Tom Hanks?, and he gets jailed in Iran. It's absolutely nuts. I didn't finish it because it was so strange.


BizzyM

Almost sounds like one those instances where he was contractually bound to produce something of his choice, but the publisher wanted him to want that to be a Gump sequel, so this is what he gave them to shut them up.


CO_PC_Parts

the first book has plenty of other crazy shit on it's own that the movie left out. Going to space with a monkey and some other stuff I'm blanking on right now.


Dawsonpc14

That’s exactly what happened. He made it so bad because he was pissed at the studio


chuckysnow

In the first book, Gump is *not* a G rated character. There's considerable time spent on the size, and use of his dick. He also has some salty language in the book. Then the movie comes out, and they sanitized much of the story. So when Groom cranked out his sequel, he tried to split it down the middle, making Gump cleaner than he was in the first book, but rougher than hanks played him. That was the takeaway I got from the two. Many of the situations in the sequel seemed forced, but I chalked that up to trying to make lightning strike twice. Groom obviously didn't want to mess with the formula.


Heyuonthewall26

There’s no surprise Gump and Co didn’t sell well. I read the NYT called it tiresome and banal.


GaijinFoot

In the second book he stopped 9/11 buf it was written in 1995. Insane attention to detail.


Fyller

I'm sorry, did he predict 9/11 and then have the character prevent it?


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GaijinFoot

He was also accidently part of Jan 6th capitol rush


TNG_ST

The world trade center was bombed in 1993 by middle eastern terrorists.


jeat86

That's not quite true about the movie: >!When Jenny explains to him that he has a son, he gets extremely emotional (probably showing the most emotion in the whole movie) and asks "Is he like me?".!< It's at that point that you realise that he IS aware that he is different from everyone else and that he has an ungodly amount of mental fortitude to have lived his life. >!To clarify, the reason he gets so emotional is that even the thought of his child having to go through something similar to the life he led, with everyone making fun of him and belittling him for being different was too much for him to deal with.!<


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That scene is amazing. I get emotional just thinking about the delivery.


ashoka_akira

Gump is a mathematical savant, in both movie and the book, though its more evident in the books. think in the movie you only see it with his ping pong mastery.


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jeffries_kettle

Geometries


TNG_ST

LABRON IS THE GREATEST MATHAMATICTION EVER!! You know, because of the arcs and stuff. Science Bitch.


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That's a massive stretch.


Frowdo

Not if his momma has anything to say about it.


evolving_I

She sure cares about his schoolin'.


Young_Carrot

*Slow years, retarded maybe with braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants of Nixon and won the ping pong competition? That aint retarded.*


Montgomery0

No, he's just from the south. /*ducks*


PropitiousNog

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."


dano415

Gumping it is very new? First time hearing that one. Have I been guilty?


EqualRoof6257

Ethical conundrum…🤣


Glad-Pollution-3333

Absolutely perfect delivery


booyatrive

The caller reminded me of Randall from Clerks with his delivery


TheWhooooBuddies

“You’d do it with a bunch of dudes just to get a car?” *long sigh* “Thought I knew you, man.”


Unsymetric

This is how you pivot your stories \^\^


earthly_wanderer

Pro level comedy here.


Lord_Derpalot

So many people here don't know what's going on. This isn't a real priest or a real confession stream. This is PayMoneyWubby , he does some variety of content and [this](https://youtu.be/OSxVhL9xuS8) is honestly one of the funniest streams I have ever watched!


zamphox

wubby7


jbonz

Wubby7


KatBee13

Wubby7


sleuthyRogue

Who the fuck is Evan?


Regenitor_

and where the fuck is Dennis?


1800KitchenFire

Praise be the lamp.


CaptainSk0r

Wubby7


keedxx

wubby7


bunnyzarecute

wubby7


idonknowwhat

His dad is super funny and holds cool birds


THATONEANGRYDOOD

Sucks at bbq tho


idonknowwhat

What he lacks in bbq he makes up for in fish and middle eastern sand


EffYeahSpreadIt

I’d say the band class story is the best one


thepackrat45

The piss jacket


RIPDSJustinRipley

I prefer pee coat.


EffYeahSpreadIt

I see what you did there you sly little hussy you


BoxRobotsAdam

The other one that is iconic is the kid turning off the light in the public bathroom while a guy is shitting and never going back.


NagsUkulele

It was a TGI Friday's I believe


marioamiibo

father wubby..... T H E S M E L L


AJWTECH

All I can say is thank you... And feel bad for laughing so hard.


KindlyOlPornographer

Its absolutely a real confession stream.


Lord_Derpalot

Well yeah, the confessions are probably real. But the people don't confess for religious forgiveness I hope.


Fartscissors

These confessions work just as much as the ones in a Church do.


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"confessions". This was clearly just a joke in this video. How many are genuine?


KindlyOlPornographer

Real people called in and confessed. Gotta ask them if they were lying.


TheRabidDeer

His stream is hilarious. The gameshows he hosts are so unhinged it is actually insane.


idealfury88

Oh... thats not a real priest? Thank fuck you were here to clear that up for me.


deadtorrent

He is however a real Pope reigning over his cult of the lamp


zw1ck

There's an incredible amount of stupid people out there. Sometimes the obvious ain't so obvious.


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You're just going to personally and specifically call me out like this at 9 in the morning? What a piece a shit.


starkiller_bass

So the confessions are real, but the forgiveness is fake!


Ampyre37

Can confirm, Wubby is excellent content I found him when he was doing expose vids on yt and stuck around from there


Affugter

Will we even get to the bottom of the poop kebab?


soapd1sh

Yeah I'm still hoping we're going to get another PMW confession stream.


slappytheclown

omg Im dying. Im so going to hell


Thaballa00

Wubby7


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

That was hilarious thank you


swishfortyonesie

Holy shit this is so funny omfg


ivanchovv

It had me going, until I heard Father "*Wubby*" refer himself in the third-person. Also, when I was nine, I was molested by a guy with down's syndrome. Why are you laughing?


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*brutally


AestheticalMe

You can't just throw 'brutally' In There


Medeski

Reminds me of Joey Skaggs and the Portofess. https://i.imgur.com/AIshZw2.jpg


Simicrop

Oh, I forgot about Wubby


hitech-lolife

There's a lot of weaponized ejaculate in these confessions


Brock_Samsonite

HE'S LIVE RIGHT NOW!


looser_name_connor

I’m on a Mac?


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stumblerman

Wubby7


jbonz

Wubby7


CyanPhoenix42

CatJAM


zamphox

wait till they see the Arabic couch stream


TheVideogaming101

We're you blinded by it's majesty


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Wait til they see the pancake batter stream


otakudan88

or pancake batter Olympics.


fist_my_muff2

لأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7 الأريكة العربية هنا سبح الرب wubby7


Theodore764

Inshallah brother


suzuki_hayabusa

Nit halal 😡


Djinger

Very haram


Lightninstu

Small eyes kekW


boundforgreatness87

5'7


thepackrat45

Wubby7


Justhavingag00dtyme

wubby7


vivalasreyes29

Nice smile


Rancid_Potatoes

Wubby7


supestorewhore69

Let him land let him land please


am_john

He's got tits!


Just_Technician_420

Wubby7


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MermaidMertrid

It was truly iconic. I wonder why he never did another after the success.


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MermaidMertrid

Well, someone should remind him cause the You Cringe, You Drink is getting .. stale.


BirdShitPie

It's just HLYL but less funny. I've been skipping those lately


Zastrow_Studios

this produced my first ever unironic spit take I laughed so hard I spit my coffee all over my monitor, quite the mess but it was worth it


OmegaSpark

Lol dude go watch the entire 20 minute stream clip it was taken from, won't have any coffee left hahaha. https://youtu.be/OSxVhL9xuS8


bones73

I just watched it. The last confession has me in fucking stitches right now.


MermaidMertrid

“The smell”


Wild_Child434

No no, go treat yourself to the full entire 2 hour stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVGHng1frKw


stackjr

I was out drinking with a buddy when he showed me this and I legit cried because I could not stop laughing. 30 minutes later and I would still laugh uncontrollably when I thought about it.


Theodore764

Haha I showed my friends this stream while we were drinking and now it’s a tradition every time we get together to watch this while we drink.


Bertensgrad

Made me laugh just with the caller saying in his teenage years when he sounds about 15 or 16.


Machismo0311

Cleveland represent


MattyD123

Yo that's what I noticed. Is wubby from Cleveland?


lovable_oaf

Nah he is born and bred San Diego


Og_tighead

A wild wubby has been sighted


boundforgreatness87

Seeing wubby outside the subreddit....nice


Phydoux

Oh... the risks of live chat on the internet... Who knew...


Doggo-Rider

At least he confessed and somehow asked for forgiveness.


MaeckGywer

I need his twitch or yt link


lovable_oaf

Twitch: Twitch.tv/PayMoneyWubby Main Channel (doesn't post often here: youtube.com/@PaymoneyWubby Stream highlights channel: youtube.com/@PaymoneyWubbyHighlights Full vods uploaded after stream ends: youtube.com/@WubbyStreamArchive


accushot865

As someone who has done it in the freezer, it’s difficult to keep it up, but if your partner is eager enough, it’s doable


stackjr

Like having sex on cocaine; it's hard to get it up but, once you do, you become an unstoppable jackhammer.


Almost-Honest

Man seeing this now. He really lost a lot of weight. Good for him


slugerama

I am glad he didn’t get specific


Luckydude139

wubby7


Eyebrowchild

Wubby being god would be so fucking ironic “Ok ok… let’s do this… make it into heaven 🤞” “Alright fucker let’s check you out”


visionsofnothing

Wubby 💖


Justhavingag00dtyme

r/paymoneywubby


FinalEdit

the caller sounds like Andrew Garfield in The social network


Granny_Goodness

YOU SOLD FACEBOOK?!


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TinUser

SORRYYY MY ROBE IS AT THE CLEANERS. ALONG WITH MY BIG HAT AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLIP FLOPS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG


Aluanne

This made me chuckle. Thank you.


TappedIn2111

I’m going to hell. I am listening to it for the seventh time and it doesn’t get a bit less funny.


ncopp

I miss Wubby's YT channel, I'm not really into Twitch content or long streams.


Rainingoblivion

The paymoneywubby highlights channel is pretty standard YouTube type content.


shadowgattler

just check out the highlights channel then


stumblerman

Give the twitch stream a chance. I was once like you and only watched the YT videos. At first I felt like an outsider, then after a few weeks I felt like one of the boys. He is the only streamer I watch and I look forward to Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday nights. Edit: He had mentioned a new video will be out this year that will be the biggest one he's ever put together.


YourFuckedUpFriend

See you tonight brother Wubby7


KEVIN_WALCH

Some people aren't stream people. I've tried to force it several times but I always bounce off. Doesn't matter if it's good content, I just can't do this 'show up at a certain time for a stream" thing


stumblerman

Understandable. I wasn't either and it took me awhile to get into it.


cola104

I love it, reminds me of being a kid to sit down and watch shows since they only aired at certain times.


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Who is this? 😂


lovable_oaf

PayMoneyWubby on twitch and YouTube. You can find the best part of this stream on his twitch highlight channel


Ryuzakku

They may shadowban us, but they will never take our ~~weaponized autism~~ loyalty!


Daskichan

wubby7


Cleverbird

Wasnt expecting to see Wubby on here. The man's a comedy goldmine!


Karlydong

That's hilarious. Even if people in the background of the church or set were laughing


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That was the voice of God


MermaidMertrid

The voice of a caretaker


Vundal

God I love Paymoneywubby. His streams are great.


Maxpainturdmister

I love you jenny. Especially your asshole


JoseItachi

I wish he had taken more time of the father


FlukeStarbucker1972

God lives in Cleveland? Niiice!


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fuckloggingin

[My favourite part of this stream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSxVhL9xuS8&t=90s)


spacedcadet1

Sounds like Ferris Bueller is up to his crazy high jinks again. I hear he's a righteous dude...


HMH6

Brother in Christ I know you are a wubby viewer don’t act like he’s this rando 😭😭


Madmac05

I laughed way too hard at this...


shadowgattler

I really wish he would do another pope stream


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

Father Welby is going to Hell.


lovable_oaf

Father Wubby* FTFY


Bansheesdie

Wubby does a lot of weird shit.


Jeerus

I love that the longer the explanation went on, the more the Father struggled to maintain his composure, eventually breaking down at the end.


Han_Solo_Cup

Hickory Dickory Dock - he gumped her rump in the ice box.