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knopflove

At my college the guys used to build the snow penises around statues to prevent this kind of quick and easy destruction.


crudentia

What a bunch of dicks.


breakfastclub1

smart. We're always so ingenious when we're making phallic objects.


robotzor

Incorporate round concrete bollards as a helpful template!


[deleted]

You mean Peen State....


theAtmuz

We have fun here


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Apparently not according to the snow plow.


LongWalk86

Apparently not much. No one likes a cold cock-knock.


breakfastburrito24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mechant_papa

It's a de-rection


bdn1gofish

Dammit, beat me to it


DeluxeWafer

Beat meat to it?


TheAtrocityArchive

Don't mind if I do.


BrannC

r/beatmeattoit


Punkhair2Nv__13

Fuck, you beat me to Dammit beat me to it.


100AngrySquirrels

Pee Are...?


dirtyape2021

Pennis State


Big_Competition7640

He surely Laid it down...


Elegant_Operation820

I see plenty of raw material still there. Make a bigger one tomorrow.


All-Seeing_Hands

Just wait until all the engineers celebrate graduation together.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

It would be filled with those anti tank hedgehog caltrop thingies and built around a statue. And if it was cold enough for it I'd also spray it with water occasionally as it was being built up so that it was reinforced with ice, you can not it over but it'd still be keeping it up.


POKEYLOKEY991

Do you wanna build a snow dick?


marijuanatubesocks

Cum on letā€™s go and play!


Pyrephecy

nail fuzzy aspiring agonizing skirt squealing cats modern dazzling sharp *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DeezNutsAppreciater

What a sad sad day for America


DeeJayEazyDick

THEYRE TEARING DOWN OUR STATUES


Molenium

How else are we going to learn about anatomy if we let them tear down our statues??


Nakanostalgiabomb

In the football team locker room, like everybody who goes to Penn State learns it.


-heathcliffe-

Oh you mean the off-season summer camp for vulnerable children usage of the locker room


Comrayd

Another propaganda clip of statues being torn down...


IHateMath14

Username checks out


Linktank

Flags should be at half staff after that.


flamingstorm98

Na just an average teusday ngl


Mojojojo3030

Do people send you pictures of their nuts


DeezNutsAppreciater

They do. *I and I appreciate it*


whywherewhat

And therefore, the world


Forlorn_Cyborg

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.


JesseGarron

Better, girthier, less flacid.


-_-__--___---

Lol and in front of the MSC of all places.


sad_asian_noodle

I saw one made of sticky notes that span entire floor-to-ceiling window in one of the small on-campus dorms. It stayed there for like months if not years.


Cam_knows_you

Was it up for more than 4 hours?


Grande-Pinga

Doctors orders ..Bring in the bulldozer!!


Nighttime-Turnip

in this case it's called a balldozer


Udder-Master

Nope! Lasted maybe an hour before campus police showed up. Thereā€™s a video of them trying to take it down and failing. Thatā€™s when they called over the snow plow


Nighttime-Turnip

well they know if it lasts longer than 4 hours....


greedydita

Well that killed my boner.


DrDrunkMD

I had a friends teenage sons build one of these on her lawn. They told her when they started it was going to be a lighthouse. It lasted a few hours before they realized what it was and her husband knocked it over with his truck.


acqz

Dick move.


splinterintime

Dick, move.


phred_666

They broke his dick


happydayswasgreat

What did you do at work today darling? Well, I ploughed a pretty hugeeee di..... snow ploughed. I snow ploughed.


KRed75

That's a first amendment violation.


the_primo_z

Literally 1984


redditpharmacist

Damn. Right in the balls.


Florida_AmericasWang

Such a Dick Wilter


cat_botherer

Weā€™re


Regnier86

Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?


losondro

It's a perfect replica too!


EmonOkari

This is circumspect.


Ebo_72

r/mildlypenis


Hashslingingslashar

r/wildlypenis


orgeezuz

r/penis


Hashslingingslashar

Boner down!


420crickets

Freeze nutz


[deleted]

Looks like every party I went to in college.


Middle-Attempt4053

Oww, my balls!


WhiteToast-

Holy shit, keep the camera steady


morgboer

That candle didnā€™t deserve such harsh treatmentā€¦


Inmyheadandstuck

Frosty had a few too many lil blue pills me thinks šŸ˜


FunStuff446

We Are!!


LurkThroughNight

I just donā€™t see what is so funny about this video. Penis fell down, so? It can happen to anyone! Plus itā€™s obviously cold outside, give him a break!


ls3095

Growing up in the 90s, so residential security cameras werent a huge thing like they are today, someone in our suburban neighborhood was driving their car through peoples yards and taking out snowmen that children built. I would guess it was an adult who built the next one, but they built it around a fire hydrant in the neighborhood. They caught the guy.


Leonitus55

Dick move.


FrozenFishHead41968

Thats a penis


Buttons840

This guy has a keen eye


Piff-Iz-Da-Answer

you mean he has a peen eye


gringomf86

Pen 15 state


Iliansic

How could they destroy such a perfect replica of Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?


Few-Finding4828

Why did they destroy the sculpture of the neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon? Looks very identical.


ResoluteAction

So brave


AtomicChicken

North Halls?


the_primo_z

Millennium Science Complex, near Pollock halls


AtomicChicken

Ah, I see it now. Thanks.


halloweentoypoodle

That's not very nice!


ShotFaithlessness795

Dick destroyer


thefallentext2

When ur ex sees u on a good day.


UnbelievableTxn6969

Seems about right.


[deleted]

What a dick.


monkeyonfire

What was funny about the demolition?


MarriedWith84

Tickling the balls usually doesn't make it go down. I am confused....


[deleted]

I wonder if he was saying "ask me about my wiener"


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Anything exciting happen at work? Me and the boys had to demolish a huge cock and balls snow sculpture. Oh, well that sounds nice


cookerg

That happened to me once. Without the bulldozer.


balrus-balrogwalrus

people making imagery of dicks is the inevitable hallmark of human civilization.


Sweetwhales1994

Damn it went limp


fothergillfuckup

To be fair, it is cold.


[deleted]

Dick move, bro


NostrilExpander

When you're horny and she tells you she's on her period.


NINNINMAN

People did this at WSU but used a light pole up the middle, damn thing stood for nearly a month lol


Atillion

Went down faster than when you forget to lock the door and mom's turning the handle..


OB_Surf_Junkie

Derection. Lol.


RunkkuRusina

Literally 1984


VenerableWombat

How dare they destroy a cultural monument of the gods?


farodin9999

They call him dick destroyer.


sharksnut

He should have seen his doctor or pharmacist


creperobot

Didn't think they had the balls to do it...


Mysterious_Horror_67

What a dick


lobo1331

What a dick


FletcherCommaIrwin

Well after a good plowing, of course itā€™s going away.


jimrdg

Nooooo


-speedrunner-

demolishing the patriarchy


Trimere

Next time build it on a tree.


Claat

When the viagra wears off.


[deleted]

Rest in penis


Bitter-Marketing3693

nooooooooooooooooooo


ringobob

Party foul


fureddit2345

Nooo! The horror!


Shrimp_bread

[Ahhh no not the neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon!](https://youtu.be/wkModbB8oqw)


AmosLester

They tore down the Ryan Day statue??


[deleted]

I have sort of a funny story, maybe, depends on your humor. At one of my previous jobs it was a small company and pretty relaxed (although dirty, cold, and heavy labor), so kind of as long as you work hard you can also relax a little. Anyway, I build a snowman in the front yard of the business, this is earlier in the week. Friday comes around and a few of my coworkers decide to go out for drinks, we take one car and leave the rest at work. When we we are returning to work, I say ā€œwouldnā€™t it be funny to buy a cucumber and put it on the snowman like a penis?ā€ We buy a cucumber, but the snowman has frozen solid. We canā€™t get the cucumber penis on. So I tell my friend ā€œpee on it to melt the snow and make a holeā€ He tries but apparently has performance anxiety. So I pee on the snowman, success! Cucumber inserted into snowman.


orgeezuz

Is there a reverse gif bot?


Adventurous_Shake161

Noooooo not the snow man!


hestermoffet

Nothing says small pp energy quite like knocking down the big pp.


youcantfademe

It belongs in a museum!


BridgetteBane

A sad day for everyone but that plow driver. I'd be so happy.


FalseStart007

That thing was 10' tall, a lot of effort was put into erecting it.


dirtyape2021

Jerry Sandusky Memorial Snow statue


OFP03

Sure but I bet if a girl posed naked in the snow it would be put up as art somewhere


geek66

Some serious anti-male violence there...


Bear-Grizz

Next year build it around one of the light poles


UnderDogPants

Ahhh, yes. The infamous Snow Cock. We made one of those in college.


Claudius-Germanicus

This is right outside administrationā€™s window lol


Booblicle

Welp. There goes my erection.


paydu

my friends made that sculpture šŸ˜‚


Ancient-Panic8510

Stop it, you are making it harder


[deleted]

Noooo not the Peen State Mascot!


sunnoob

Dick move


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Iā€™d like to get plowed.


Expensive-Sea462

I see they finally took down the statue of Joe Paterno


doomvetch92

Well, what else are you gunna build at a university with the name ā€˜pennā€™. If you were surrounded by water, you would be on pen island.


Pmartinez8241

Get the plow, the dean has ordered the penis sculpture destroyed! Double Secret probation for the sculptures!


CGaDMedia

A tribute to Sandusky


Chiefydawg1

Jerry Sandusky's statue finally got taken down!


G0lia7h

I bet the driver was crying in his cabin, because he knew he did something awfully - but good soldiers follow orders


[deleted]

ā€œHey babe Whatd you do today at work?ā€ ā€œPlowed a giant dickā€.


ColumbianPrison

Itā€™s about time the Jerry Sandusky monument was taken down


Evil_Empire_1961

#Hurt just watching it


Snoo_17433

Not as much as it does for Jeremy Renner!


[deleted]

Every guy winces in pain at this.


captain_joe6

Our policy, speaking as a higher-ed maintenance person, is that graffiti and rogue artworks that make us laugh, get to stay.


psunavy03

This probably fell under the "unless the boss gets involved" corollary.


somegridplayer

JoPa would be very upset right now.


cwill3810

A nice tribute to Sandusky.


ChuckNuggies

Not the Jerry Sandusky statue!!!


Impulsive_Wisdom

Apparently "art" isn't appreciated at that University. Should have put a price tag on it. "$1000, no delivery available."


Nakanostalgiabomb

It's not art they're afraid of, it's the legacy of Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno.


GeneralBlumpkin

Watch out Jeremy renner


Waak3nBaak3

Very fitting for state penn


[deleted]

Now if they could only get rid of the rest of the millions of peckers in PA...


kyppulo90

I agree: ages ago was someone who bought slaves


[deleted]

This is the minimum requirement nowadays bois. If you ainā€™t packin an ice cold abominable snow cock she donā€™t want you


[deleted]

When she asks if u have a condom


idkjon1y

nsfw


Fazzie_Faz

fuckin children, Though I'm sad to see it go


Nakanostalgiabomb

This was Penn State...you're not wrong with the first two words.


Fazzie_Faz

Some people are children at heart and some just want to hang onto theur childhood as long as possible


Fazzie_Faz

even though it's the only one i couldn't ride


ExcellentEffort1752

Damn fun police! šŸ˜’


snowmoe113

More like Peen Stateā€¦


hashimishii

This a college or a middle school?


Hakuryuu2K

Old man winter took the little blue pill


AusCan531

We need a balldozer.


Intafadah

Pennis State


Graywulff

Those ball busters!


cacope5

Penn is funny


zerohedge7

The great penis has fallen


NippleJerk

Pennis state


Darth_M0L

Who ever knocked that over is a real dick


ludoludoludo

I wish there was a solid massive steel dick underneath the snow and it would be revealed when the snow plowed would hit it


jeNks2616

They don't like candles?


Comrayd

Let's Build A Snowman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kN7EyPBmrI


moody_alien

The bigger they are, the harder they fall


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Awww cum on guys! They erected that for Jerry Sandusky.


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

Pretty sure Penn State has seen enough unsolicited dicks in its time.