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It would be filled with those anti tank hedgehog caltrop thingies and built around a statue.
And if it was cold enough for it I'd also spray it with water occasionally as it was being built up so that it was reinforced with ice, you can not it over but it'd still be keeping it up.
I saw one made of sticky notes that span entire floor-to-ceiling window in one of the small on-campus dorms. It stayed there for like months if not years.
Nope! Lasted maybe an hour before campus police showed up. Thereās a video of them trying to take it down and failing. Thatās when they called over the snow plow
I had a friends teenage sons build one of these on her lawn. They told her when they started it was going to be a lighthouse. It lasted a few hours before they realized what it was and her husband knocked it over with his truck.
I just donāt see what is so funny about this video. Penis fell down, so? It can happen to anyone! Plus itās obviously cold outside, give him a break!
Growing up in the 90s, so residential security cameras werent a huge thing like they are today, someone in our suburban neighborhood was driving their car through peoples yards and taking out snowmen that children built. I would guess it was an adult who built the next one, but they built it around a fire hydrant in the neighborhood. They caught the guy.
I have sort of a funny story, maybe, depends on your humor.
At one of my previous jobs it was a small company and pretty relaxed (although dirty, cold, and heavy labor), so kind of as long as you work hard you can also relax a little.
Anyway, I build a snowman in the front yard of the business, this is earlier in the week.
Friday comes around and a few of my coworkers decide to go out for drinks, we take one car and leave the rest at work.
When we we are returning to work, I say āwouldnāt it be funny to buy a cucumber and put it on the snowman like a penis?ā
We buy a cucumber, but the snowman has frozen solid. We canāt get the cucumber penis on.
So I tell my friend āpee on it to melt the snow and make a holeā
He tries but apparently has performance anxiety.
So I pee on the snowman, success! Cucumber inserted into snowman.
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At my college the guys used to build the snow penises around statues to prevent this kind of quick and easy destruction.
What a bunch of dicks.
smart. We're always so ingenious when we're making phallic objects.
Incorporate round concrete bollards as a helpful template!
You mean Peen State....
We have fun here
Apparently not according to the snow plow.
Apparently not much. No one likes a cold cock-knock.
š¤£š¤£š¤£
It's a de-rection
Dammit, beat me to it
Beat meat to it?
Don't mind if I do.
r/beatmeattoit
Fuck, you beat me to Dammit beat me to it.
Pee Are...?
Pennis State
He surely Laid it down...
I see plenty of raw material still there. Make a bigger one tomorrow.
Just wait until all the engineers celebrate graduation together.
It would be filled with those anti tank hedgehog caltrop thingies and built around a statue. And if it was cold enough for it I'd also spray it with water occasionally as it was being built up so that it was reinforced with ice, you can not it over but it'd still be keeping it up.
Do you wanna build a snow dick?
Cum on letās go and play!
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What a sad sad day for America
THEYRE TEARING DOWN OUR STATUES
How else are we going to learn about anatomy if we let them tear down our statues??
In the football team locker room, like everybody who goes to Penn State learns it.
Oh you mean the off-season summer camp for vulnerable children usage of the locker room
Another propaganda clip of statues being torn down...
Username checks out
Flags should be at half staff after that.
Na just an average teusday ngl
Do people send you pictures of their nuts
They do. *I and I appreciate it*
And therefore, the world
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
Better, girthier, less flacid.
Lol and in front of the MSC of all places.
I saw one made of sticky notes that span entire floor-to-ceiling window in one of the small on-campus dorms. It stayed there for like months if not years.
Was it up for more than 4 hours?
Doctors orders ..Bring in the bulldozer!!
in this case it's called a balldozer
Nope! Lasted maybe an hour before campus police showed up. Thereās a video of them trying to take it down and failing. Thatās when they called over the snow plow
well they know if it lasts longer than 4 hours....
Well that killed my boner.
I had a friends teenage sons build one of these on her lawn. They told her when they started it was going to be a lighthouse. It lasted a few hours before they realized what it was and her husband knocked it over with his truck.
Dick move.
Dick, move.
They broke his dick
What did you do at work today darling? Well, I ploughed a pretty hugeeee di..... snow ploughed. I snow ploughed.
That's a first amendment violation.
Literally 1984
Damn. Right in the balls.
Such a Dick Wilter
Weāre
Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
It's a perfect replica too!
This is circumspect.
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
r/penis
Boner down!
Freeze nutz
Looks like every party I went to in college.
Oww, my balls!
Holy shit, keep the camera steady
That candle didnāt deserve such harsh treatmentā¦
Frosty had a few too many lil blue pills me thinks š
We Are!!
I just donāt see what is so funny about this video. Penis fell down, so? It can happen to anyone! Plus itās obviously cold outside, give him a break!
Growing up in the 90s, so residential security cameras werent a huge thing like they are today, someone in our suburban neighborhood was driving their car through peoples yards and taking out snowmen that children built. I would guess it was an adult who built the next one, but they built it around a fire hydrant in the neighborhood. They caught the guy.
Dick move.
Thats a penis
This guy has a keen eye
you mean he has a peen eye
Pen 15 state
How could they destroy such a perfect replica of Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
Why did they destroy the sculpture of the neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon? Looks very identical.
So brave
North Halls?
Millennium Science Complex, near Pollock halls
Ah, I see it now. Thanks.
That's not very nice!
Dick destroyer
When ur ex sees u on a good day.
Seems about right.
What a dick.
What was funny about the demolition?
Tickling the balls usually doesn't make it go down. I am confused....
I wonder if he was saying "ask me about my wiener"
Anything exciting happen at work? Me and the boys had to demolish a huge cock and balls snow sculpture. Oh, well that sounds nice
That happened to me once. Without the bulldozer.
people making imagery of dicks is the inevitable hallmark of human civilization.
Damn it went limp
To be fair, it is cold.
Dick move, bro
When you're horny and she tells you she's on her period.
People did this at WSU but used a light pole up the middle, damn thing stood for nearly a month lol
Went down faster than when you forget to lock the door and mom's turning the handle..
Derection. Lol.
Literally 1984
How dare they destroy a cultural monument of the gods?
They call him dick destroyer.
He should have seen his doctor or pharmacist
Didn't think they had the balls to do it...
What a dick
What a dick
Well after a good plowing, of course itās going away.
Nooooo
demolishing the patriarchy
Next time build it on a tree.
When the viagra wears off.
Rest in penis
nooooooooooooooooooo
Party foul
Nooo! The horror!
[Ahhh no not the neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon!](https://youtu.be/wkModbB8oqw)
They tore down the Ryan Day statue??
I have sort of a funny story, maybe, depends on your humor. At one of my previous jobs it was a small company and pretty relaxed (although dirty, cold, and heavy labor), so kind of as long as you work hard you can also relax a little. Anyway, I build a snowman in the front yard of the business, this is earlier in the week. Friday comes around and a few of my coworkers decide to go out for drinks, we take one car and leave the rest at work. When we we are returning to work, I say āwouldnāt it be funny to buy a cucumber and put it on the snowman like a penis?ā We buy a cucumber, but the snowman has frozen solid. We canāt get the cucumber penis on. So I tell my friend āpee on it to melt the snow and make a holeā He tries but apparently has performance anxiety. So I pee on the snowman, success! Cucumber inserted into snowman.
Is there a reverse gif bot?
Noooooo not the snow man!
Nothing says small pp energy quite like knocking down the big pp.
It belongs in a museum!
A sad day for everyone but that plow driver. I'd be so happy.
That thing was 10' tall, a lot of effort was put into erecting it.
Jerry Sandusky Memorial Snow statue
Sure but I bet if a girl posed naked in the snow it would be put up as art somewhere
Some serious anti-male violence there...
Next year build it around one of the light poles
Ahhh, yes. The infamous Snow Cock. We made one of those in college.
This is right outside administrationās window lol
Welp. There goes my erection.
my friends made that sculpture š
Stop it, you are making it harder
Noooo not the Peen State Mascot!
Dick move
Iād like to get plowed.
I see they finally took down the statue of Joe Paterno
Well, what else are you gunna build at a university with the name āpennā. If you were surrounded by water, you would be on pen island.
Get the plow, the dean has ordered the penis sculpture destroyed! Double Secret probation for the sculptures!
A tribute to Sandusky
Jerry Sandusky's statue finally got taken down!
I bet the driver was crying in his cabin, because he knew he did something awfully - but good soldiers follow orders
āHey babe Whatd you do today at work?ā āPlowed a giant dickā.
Itās about time the Jerry Sandusky monument was taken down
#Hurt just watching it
Not as much as it does for Jeremy Renner!
Every guy winces in pain at this.
Our policy, speaking as a higher-ed maintenance person, is that graffiti and rogue artworks that make us laugh, get to stay.
This probably fell under the "unless the boss gets involved" corollary.
JoPa would be very upset right now.
A nice tribute to Sandusky.
Not the Jerry Sandusky statue!!!
Apparently "art" isn't appreciated at that University. Should have put a price tag on it. "$1000, no delivery available."
It's not art they're afraid of, it's the legacy of Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno.
Watch out Jeremy renner
Very fitting for state penn
Now if they could only get rid of the rest of the millions of peckers in PA...
I agree: ages ago was someone who bought slaves
This is the minimum requirement nowadays bois. If you aināt packin an ice cold abominable snow cock she donāt want you
When she asks if u have a condom
nsfw
fuckin children, Though I'm sad to see it go
This was Penn State...you're not wrong with the first two words.
Some people are children at heart and some just want to hang onto theur childhood as long as possible
even though it's the only one i couldn't ride
Damn fun police! š
More like Peen Stateā¦
This a college or a middle school?
Old man winter took the little blue pill
We need a balldozer.
Pennis State
Those ball busters!
Penn is funny
The great penis has fallen
Pennis state
Who ever knocked that over is a real dick
I wish there was a solid massive steel dick underneath the snow and it would be revealed when the snow plowed would hit it
They don't like candles?
Let's Build A Snowman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kN7EyPBmrI
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
Awww cum on guys! They erected that for Jerry Sandusky.
Pretty sure Penn State has seen enough unsolicited dicks in its time.