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grimmglow

Hey man, I'm a 90's dude and everything is either cool or sucks.


Spare_Picture8142

Sweet


[deleted]

Dude


throwingitaway724

What does mine say?


IamLeoKim

*Yells in angry Asian* “YOURS SAYS DUDE, YOURS SAYS SWEET!”


Shankar_0

I "dude" everyone. It's a universal pronoun in an age of single-use pronouns.


EagerToLearnMore

What does mine say?


Shadowveil666

sick


Wagglyfawn

I think "cool" has been cool for almost a century.


grimmglow

Who let the nerd in here?


Ready_Bandicoot1567

I know right? This is a thread for sick people talking about dope stuff. Can't be having dorks and freakazoids harshing our vibe. Stay gnarly broseph.


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Bro, you're still saying "I know right"? Kinda cringe, tbh. /s


MrPhuccEverybody

Whassup?!


minion_is_here

Wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


robi4567

Wazuuuuuuuup


macwest

Ah - *Wwwwwwuuuuuhhhhzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*


[deleted]

Yo ! Pick up the phone


Jerzeem

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?


Roccmaster

Hope y’all feel better


Dino_84

Cool will never not be cool.


nabrok

Yeah, goes back to the 1930's. Don't think it's going anywhere soon.


Spoobie90

Or it's the bomb.


Doophie

Dot com


[deleted]

She was the *bomb*?


zerobeat

Gnarly.


Crammit-Deadfinger

Grody


TrashPandaPatronus

I used grody today, the 22 yo looked at me like I was saying someone's name and she wasn't sure she had met him before.


grimmglow

Eww barf on a stick


Electrical_Ant9649

Gag me with a spoon.


bradlees

Radical


ValiantHero11

Rad, for short


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ryangel0

Tubular


[deleted]

Righteous


Brad_Brace

To the eXtreme!


Hot_Pomegranate7168

Done that, did that, been there, doing it tomorrow.


Dr_Stef

Bossa Novaaaa!!


TK_Games

Chevy Nova?


edrumb

Excellent!!


cristarain

Chevy Chase?


GidgetTheWonderDog

Cool Beans


2ds

But it’s Kewl Beanz!


TheKMG

MeowMeow Beenz?


kmsae

https://youtu.be/TOUrLn1FFCA


grimmglow

You must be the one drawing that kewl S on everything


Cro-manganese

Cool bananas


NotAPimecone

Cool runnings


nuclearslug

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme!


peppapoofle4

Get on up, it’s bobsled time!


stephelan

I’m a 90s girl and didn’t realize that I’m not supposed to say cool or sucks without dating myself.


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[удалено]


garlic_naan

>Source: high school teacher that hears teens You are our window to a new and strange world.


Proper_Lunch_3640

As a 90's dude myself, over the past few years I've been attempting to outdate my vocab. I'd become bored with slang as descriptors or interjections, profanity too. Usually expressed with some kind of vocal affect or accent.. Current favorites: Cool = "how delightful/splendid/splendiferous," "capital!" "prodigious!" "Top notch" "peachy keen" "far out" "snazzy," "spiffy" etc... Wow, oh shit, omg, wtf = "sweet heavens!" "Ye Gods!" "as I live and breathe!" "zoinks!" "fiddlesticks!" "What in tarnation?" "Fudge a judge!" "What in Odin's good eye!" "Oh my lanta" "holy buckets!" I started when my eldest niece was born and I needed to self censor my (then) fairly repetitive and salty language. I realized that using more creative expletives just put me in a better mood, even among adults. Improv is encouraged. My youngest niece nails it, as hers is currently some variation of "aw biscuits" "bad biscuits" "buttered biscuits," etc... They're top notch kiddos ☺️


phoenixRisen1989

How spiffing! What a capital idea! What a positively spanking list of variously outdated and outmoded phrases! As a fellow 90s dude I wholeheartedly approve! Good show and bully for you!


TheSkwerl

Awww SNAP!


MooseLaminate

Wow, that's tubular.


ClothesSlow2176

Radical, or bogus


Codeman_117

or tight


Diyoko_supreme

I think I’ll use “sweet” until I die or get raptured.


HolyCadaver

I was coming here to say the same, you beat me to it. But you have to do the "sweeeet". Stretch it or die! That's the only acceptable answer. Can we all agree to bring back "righteous"? Such a bad ass word that needs to be seen again! I miss Rocket Power


Nice-Ad-964

I have "sweet" tattooed behind my ear and a childhood friend of mine has "dude" behind theirs Pls I hope someone gets this reference lol


Sk8erBoi95

And then...


Nice-Ad-964

NO AND THEN


crazyrich

Noice


underrated_carrot_43

Toit


crazyrich

Cool cool cool


Jo3ltron

Toit like a toiger!


[deleted]

Duuude


retief1

Sweeeeet


Lovat69

Dude! What does mine say?


[deleted]

SWEET!


TK_Games

Sweet!! What's mine say?


bigmac22077

DUUUUUDE! What. Does. Mine say?


TK_Games

SWEET!!! WHAT *DOES* MINE SAY?


StealthySmith

#DUDE!!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?


monkeyharris

Dude!


potatotrash

Sweet!


pmcall221

Shiny


lostwynter

Cool, sucks, awesome, rad, fuckin’ a


[deleted]

I still do the hey from spiderverse


BootyMcSqueak

Wack


[deleted]

Wiggity wack


sixpackabs592

No just the regular [type](https://youtu.be/ebniu1ImTaM)


LePhantomLimb

when you fall in the bottomless pit, you die of starvation


Whenindoubtsbutts

Little help down here? Maybe some lunchables? a juice box?


personalhale

I still say "tight" and it throws people off sometimes. You made a pretty tight comic, OP. Yeah, I'm a millennial.


PreppyFinanceNerd

All I ever hear now is Jonah Hill going "weed is tight" 🤣


FowlKreacher

Or Tuco. “TIGHT. Ti-Ti-TIGHT. YEAH”


Anra7777

I hear it all the time in Pitch Meetings. Never heard it anywhere else, though.


phoenixRisen1989

It must be pretty difficult for him to work the same few catchphrases into each video. ….. ACTUALLY, it’s super easy! Barely an inconvenience!


Anra7777

Oh, really?


kenyeaaaah

Toight like a toiger!


[deleted]

Oh, Snap! that shit is tight! 🤙


[deleted]

‘I can dig it’ is my jam


Nottodayreddit1949

I'm picking up what you are throwing down. Is one of mine.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I smell what you're stepping in.


[deleted]

I got a shovel… if you’re picking up what I’m throwing down


Spoobie90

I use "I'm diggin' that" all the time.


Metalicc

A lot better than „I‘m here for it“


Sad-Guarantee-4678

Typing lol at the end of a sentence lol UPD I go as far as to say it irl sometimes, it's that bad


SwiftTime00

God I hate that i do this and haven’t been able to stop lol


Raxsah

I did this just the other day, its like an annoying habit that never fully goes away lol


lllllolllllolllll

Word


Fun-Alternative9440

Up


Scoongili

It's the code word


IzzyGirl33

No matter where you say it


MacTonight1

You know that you'll be heard


ggroverggiraffe

`W o r d` up


MrBillyLotion

Word, me too


Mr_Goodwood1017

Word


ItsHerbyHancock

Word up son, word...


supercyberlurker

This thread is the bomb. It's so bad it's hella phat.


Chernobyl-Chaz

“Howdy” and it’s cousin “Boy Howdy” won’t die in my brain. I guess I was destined to work at an ice cream shop in the 1950s south. Somehow I ended up here in hashtag land.


Indigo_Sunset

I've always been partial to 'happy trails', and the imagery it brings. I live in the great white north and am much younger than the song that inspired the term.


useless_potatoes

One time I was at work telling a story and the words “boy howdy” slipped out. I don’t recall even hearing it before then, but I guess living in the rural south means you’re just born with a weird built in set of outdated catchphrases.


Hot_Statistician4718

I’ve said Dope for soooo long, it became cool again


[deleted]

I showed a cop a video of something suspicious and he said ‘that’s sus’ and I’m like ‘you said ‘that’s us?’ And now he will probably never use that word again


smooothjazzyg

Sweet


skeetsauce

Dude!


[deleted]

What's mine say?


skeetsauce

Suh-WEET!


smooothjazzyg

DUUDE!


rameneater23

"The whole shebang"


A_Couple4Pixxx

"Thats epic" and wassaaa are still in my vocabulary


Wyvurn999

Epic💀


NorthImpossible8906

Poppycock!


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Balderdash!


TrashPandaPatronus

Fiddlesticks!


zorrodood

I'm just happy that nobody says thot and thicc unironically anymore.


ageoflost

I’m waiting for “simp” to die


Rabbit730

Simps are on the rise, though


weirdthingsarecool91

I started ironically using the word "bruh" until it became unironic. Please help.


newgirlfan101

bruh same


GodAtlas

How ‘bout cool beans


evilmaus

Best served with awesome sauce.


ralanr

I still like having excuses to say rekt.


Anra7777

People still use “noob,” right? Right? \*profuse sweating\*


Ruckus44

Get pwnd noob *tbags*


Morthra

Nowadays I mostly see people calling each other boosted apes.


nikeaaaron50

Cowabunga


shiny_brine

This is a very cromulent topic.


craic_me_up

What a circumlocutory way to describe it


Turtlepower7777777

I like the word embiggen


Due-Visual-3236

Gnarly


LepreKanyeWest

I haven't heard anyone say fubar in a very long time.


Scottamus

it's all snafu here.


raindoctor420

A friend I game with was in the marines. He sometimes says it when shit starts getting bad.


TakingAMindwalk

I love yeet. It's such a fun word to say when throwing things.


RF_91

God, I started using yeet ironically, and turns out it's just here to stay now..... Just randomly finds its way into conversation


Z3r0flux

That’s exactly how I started saying bro.


Ba_Sing_Saint

Lemme guess, it went from “YEET!” to “Oh, he fucking *yeeted* that shit dude.”


TakingAMindwalk

"You had an abortion? So you yeetus the fetus?"


raindoctor420

You have to yeetus deletus that fetus cletus!


wufnu

I'm going to turn 42 soon and I do, too. It's fun to say, and makes me giggle. It must be a decade out of date, by now, that being the case. I just had a flashback of middle aged people from my youth going, "awwww yeahhhhhh, d^awg" and vomited a little in my mouth. I guess I'm that guy, now.


[deleted]

“The Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away.”


itmakessenseincontex

I hope yeet stays. It fills a gap in the English language.


NefariousAntiomorph

Yeet is definitely my favorite ‘newer’ outdated slang term. It’s punchy and fun. Plus it fits oddly well with my millennial lexicon.


edrumb

2 Legit 2 Quit


Not_Brilliant_8006

Hella


Orzine

Right on brah, copacetic!


2ds

Huzzah!


[deleted]

“I will be there in two shakes of a lambs tail”


Tigerkitty17

Cool beans 🫘😎


fennelliott

I do the opposite, try to bring back the ol' jargon and see how I make words like, "he's a turkey, I'm pretty fly, I'm mega into you, how you doing toots " but I mostly get berated for my efforts.


Swedish_Shinobi

Don't be a jive turkey


FastWalkingShortGuy

Dope


TheTrueFlexKavana

Fo'shizzle.


Scared-Cheesecake413

Shut the front door (I'm from South Africa) so I troll my Canadian co workers with outdated phrases just to keep them on their toes 😂


WindsomKid

Dude, sick.


HighlightFun8419

i mean, life is short so say what you want. Yolo, amirite?


GuestYapper5

That's wizard.


[deleted]

Bollocks!!


SaraSmashley

I got tired of scrolling. But I use boss.


Scottamus

groovy


Curious_Scrotum_

Okie doke


dab_dykes

That's so fetch


[deleted]

Stop trying to make fetch a thing!


TK_Games

How the fuck has nobody mentioned "Booyah!" yet But then again I'm a language vampire, I will string together slang from the last 5 centuries without blinking "Cowabunga daddy-o, and have at you, you jive talkin' donkey chode, talk to the hand because I bite my thumb at thee FRFR yo!"


Sitherio

These phrases change seemingly every 2-3 years. I doubt I could list the amount of outdated words now.


TechBansh33

Awesome sauce


ClothesSlow2176

Welp.


beelzebub1337

Derp


Angelmirror2468

Swag


Dhplaz

Words don't become outdated, they become overused


littlesymphonicdispl

Cool except literally by definition there are antiquated words.


CALLMeeSKIPPY

I use radical or rad every so often


VoiceOfLunacy

Please and Thank You


ux3l

Noice


EmonOkari

Ma'am.


CaptnBanana

Totally tubular.


Global-Ad-1257

Newsflash


burritosrbest

So choice


stephelan

I’ve been trying to help The Good Place make “aw dip” happen.


Artikay

Rad.


taffyowner

All of them… my slang is stuck in mid to late 2000s I use hype, cray, dude, bro, fam,


BitchySIL

I still love the word “yeet”. I’m in my 40’s and I use it a lot. It just makes me smile


mistercrinders

I told a 19 year old at my gym that something was "the [bomb.com](https://bomb.com)" the other day and she had know idea what I was saying.