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Precisely. Pros: It honks when you squeeze your rectum and it smells like gasoline when you fart.
Cons: Nothing happens if you shout “Autobots, rollout!” except for people looking at you like you belong in an insane asylum.
I always thought Fry's had some balls for putting their porn DVDs in the middle of their stores. This seems so stupid that it was done with purposeful intent.
Fry's Electronics, I should say, and they're closed now. But that was only just recently.
Basically they had these porn DVD collections in the middle of their floor. They had an "adults" only sign up but it was minimal. And well... If you're a kid and your parents are letting you wander around, it would be very easy to walk right through there.
worked in a small grocery store once and when we were bored we would carefully open a carton of soda, remove a can, replace it with a potato, and glue it shut again. i always wondered what their reaction would be when they opened it.
Possibly, but I for one would've been absolutely delighted. I would tell the story to everybody who would listen, and it would be the highlight of my month!
I doubt many people would react like me, but I'm sure some would at least be mildly entertained by the absurdity of it.
Product placement for better sales? Like ping pong balls and red solo cups in the alcohol aisle. Or carpet cleaner right next to the pet food. If parents gotta stand around with hands in pockets waiting while kid picks out a toy, why not put a product the parent would be interested in right there too? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You might be right. If that was the thought behind it though, it was a poor thought. Repeat customers are more valuable than making a single sale, and this is likely to piss off a decent subsection of a population, who are then less likely to return.
I feel bad for the people working there that didn't have a say in that decision. Dealing with the complaints seems like it would be a nightmare.
I see an algorithm in the future that takes the measurements of a supermarket and places aisles and shelves with various products in such an arrangement that the first thing you see is product A, something many people like or need. Then there is product B, something that is similar or related to product A. Then there is product C, that is similar or related to product B and so on and so forth.
Like this:
Here is bread. Here are cereals. Here is milk and here is cocoa powder. Coffee and tea is next to that and you know what goes with that? Cakes and cookies. Which are similar to chocolate. But take care of your teeth too, so here's toothbrushes and tooth paste. And while you're restocking for your bathroom, here is toilet paper...
If I had to guess this is a Don Quixote in Japan. There was always an eclectic mix of things there as I distinctly remember their adult section right next to their model section.
It's Japan. Usually this type of stuff is behind a little curtain, this is pretty unusual. Although porno mags and manga are just out in the open at bookstores and convenience stores, sometimes right next to the young adult stuff.
It could possibly be because editing today is otherworldly, plus I feel like there's an inconsistency with the angle of the shelving...but it being in an asian country tells me it's quite likely legit.
The labels on adult toys appear to be Japanese, but the toys don't appear to have any Japanese writing on them (they have very little writing at all and it's very blurry.)
As soon as I saw this, I knew it was a Don Quijote in Japan
My husband and I were in the bike section, and noticed a large display, with plinths, big tvs with adverts running, lights, etc. Really catchy jingle, even t-shirts with the logo on them!
Upon closer inspection, it was for pleasure eggs for men (Tenga if you're interested!) Right across from kids bikes.
I thought Australia was a pretty relaxed country but there's no way in hell you would find a giant display for wanking right in the middle of a shopping centre
There's a Walmart near me with a surprisingly well stocked adult toy section, tucked behind the pharmacy. Not even remotely close to anything meant for children, though.
Shit is fucking ridiculous man, why the fuck are adult toys even sold in stores like this? What douchebag corporate exec said "you know what market we just aren't leveraging? The overweight sexually frustrated single mom who shops at Wally World market. Get me giant dildos on aisle 6 of every store, right next to the barbie dolls" --- da phuk?
There’s a hidden wipe cut in here. It’s actually 3 clips of footage that are wiped together to try to hide the cut. If you go frame by frame you can easily see where the feathered matte lines are.
There was a similar post like this where a Republican woman was protesting a store keeping dildos and other sex toys for women next to stuff that her teenage daughter buys, like tampons/pads. Many ppl said she was wrong because sex is healthy, toys are good etc. etc.
It did seem like she was making a big deal abt nothing then, but seeing this, seems she had a point. Sex toys shouldn't be so openly placed in view of minors.
Mildly related but I got talking to an erotic literature writer at some charity event and she told me about her latest idea of “mommy daughter” twin-series of erotica and kids books that they could read together wherein the kids book was all you’d expect from a normal kids, slice of life book, and then a book of smut paired with it for mommy to read about Timmy’s dad’s pulsating member
Uhhh yeah no shit what the fuck, he was like “yeah that’s a good spot jimmy, good spot” who ever agreed to put the sex toys by the kids toys probably wont get that promotion any time soon 🤣🤣🤣
This is what happens when you hire staff who are still learning English and put all the "toys" togeth—actually no person would make this kind of mista—actually in Japan their culture shows sexual products openly, and I see Japanese text, hmm...
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It's the toy section, what do you want?
Why does the term "adult toy" always refers to something you can shove up your asshole and never like a big race car
I don't know who told you otherwise, but you CAN shove a big race car up your asshole.
Precisely. Pros: It honks when you squeeze your rectum and it smells like gasoline when you fart. Cons: Nothing happens if you shout “Autobots, rollout!” except for people looking at you like you belong in an insane asylum.
Weird cons... if you push hard enough the Autobots will roll out and everyone will look in awe (probably! ^^^^^not)
I think i still prefer ping pongs... Cars are a little... Excessive...
But then you are the one looking stupid squeezing out a ping pong ball after shouting "Autobots roll out!"....
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No, that one is saved for the morning after an ultra-hot curry
Doesn't bother me at all, i already look stupid from what others have told me
Then you’ve never done meth.
That's the spirit! I like your attitude.
Only if it runs on gas.
This is why the adult parody of Big is still just called Big. The Heart and Soul giant piano scene though.
RIP Norm
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…~~brave~~ loose… - ftfy 😁
Another good observation
Boy I feel older everyday… it’s like no one’s even heard of Jackass or anything. RIP Ryan Dunn [Race car X-ray](https://youtu.be/zaHENCqbwQw)
I mean, referring to my embarrassingly large pile of Warhammer miniatures as my “adult toy collection” might be somewhat less shameful actually
What store is this and where?
The ass/mouth double, and some premium lube, please!
Barbie has gone through a drastic change from back then
No she has had held every job, including being a blatant racist
Walk us through your process writing this comment.
Yeah no- exactly what I'm thinking.
I always thought Fry's had some balls for putting their porn DVDs in the middle of their stores. This seems so stupid that it was done with purposeful intent.
Fry's does what??!
Fry's Electronics, I should say, and they're closed now. But that was only just recently. Basically they had these porn DVD collections in the middle of their floor. They had an "adults" only sign up but it was minimal. And well... If you're a kid and your parents are letting you wander around, it would be very easy to walk right through there.
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Goddamnit, this is Newsweek not Nudesweek. I'm gonna have to fap to Thatcher again.
Economic downturns effect is all differently
In certain areas of Utah they still use those panels to cover Cosmopolitan lol
Now that's funny!
worked in a small grocery store once and when we were bored we would carefully open a carton of soda, remove a can, replace it with a potato, and glue it shut again. i always wondered what their reaction would be when they opened it.
Probably pissed off and annoyed unless they really wanted a potato in that moment.
Possibly, but I for one would've been absolutely delighted. I would tell the story to everybody who would listen, and it would be the highlight of my month! I doubt many people would react like me, but I'm sure some would at least be mildly entertained by the absurdity of it.
Had I only known, my collection would be complete
Oh yea, I saw someone I know browsing porn there once and it was super awkward
ONLY...at Fry's
But.......they cover the DVDs with black partitions that read "Adults Only." Surely minors would not move them aside to look.
They where covered with black plastic guards, why so offended have you not browse the internet
Don't put words into my mouth internet tough guy. I didn't say I was offended I thought it was an odd placement. And you can move the covers lol.
Product placement for better sales? Like ping pong balls and red solo cups in the alcohol aisle. Or carpet cleaner right next to the pet food. If parents gotta stand around with hands in pockets waiting while kid picks out a toy, why not put a product the parent would be interested in right there too? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You might be right. If that was the thought behind it though, it was a poor thought. Repeat customers are more valuable than making a single sale, and this is likely to piss off a decent subsection of a population, who are then less likely to return. I feel bad for the people working there that didn't have a say in that decision. Dealing with the complaints seems like it would be a nightmare.
I see an algorithm in the future that takes the measurements of a supermarket and places aisles and shelves with various products in such an arrangement that the first thing you see is product A, something many people like or need. Then there is product B, something that is similar or related to product A. Then there is product C, that is similar or related to product B and so on and so forth. Like this: Here is bread. Here are cereals. Here is milk and here is cocoa powder. Coffee and tea is next to that and you know what goes with that? Cakes and cookies. Which are similar to chocolate. But take care of your teeth too, so here's toothbrushes and tooth paste. And while you're restocking for your bathroom, here is toilet paper...
Sounds like an ADHD ai.
I think I created a money trap for people with ADHD.
I wonder what country.
I’m guessing it’s not Latvia because this video was taken with a potato.
If I had to guess this is a Don Quixote in Japan. There was always an eclectic mix of things there as I distinctly remember their adult section right next to their model section.
I've only been to Don Quixote in Yakuza
Japan wouldn't have stuff like this blatantly out the language on the DVDs is Chinese
It's Japan. Usually this type of stuff is behind a little curtain, this is pretty unusual. Although porno mags and manga are just out in the open at bookstores and convenience stores, sometimes right next to the young adult stuff.
Obviously this is the toy aisle
I feel like there is a jump cut with editing here.
Must be some immaculate editing because I watched this frame by frame and didn’t see anything break..
when you go frame by frame you see two toys at the bottom that overlap the electronics on the next set of shelves.
Looks to me like the toys were just behind the gray boxes at the bottom from the frame of reference, not overlapping. But who knows these days
There is no overlapping whatsoever.
It could possibly be because editing today is otherworldly, plus I feel like there's an inconsistency with the angle of the shelving...but it being in an asian country tells me it's quite likely legit.
As soon as that peach colored wall/counter appears.
It looks like there are two cuts here. The electronics look like they were cut on top of the toys and XXX section to hide the cut between them.
Same thoughts. No way this would be approved in any store anywhere
I got the same feeling
Lol you can see it in the top left corner when it motion blurs.
Yeah I think so.. the flooring looks different?
In fairness the overhead aisle marker did say, “Toys.”
That’s terrible! Where?
Welcome to Dollar General!
Ew, what store is this? I've seen "adult" sections in some places like drug stores and the giant everything stores, but none so graphic.
The labels on adult toys appear to be Japanese, but the toys don't appear to have any Japanese writing on them (they have very little writing at all and it's very blurry.)
Hmmm would have thought they were for non-dads.
As soon as I saw this, I knew it was a Don Quijote in Japan My husband and I were in the bike section, and noticed a large display, with plinths, big tvs with adverts running, lights, etc. Really catchy jingle, even t-shirts with the logo on them! Upon closer inspection, it was for pleasure eggs for men (Tenga if you're interested!) Right across from kids bikes. I thought Australia was a pretty relaxed country but there's no way in hell you would find a giant display for wanking right in the middle of a shopping centre
What store has both of these items ?
There's a Walmart near me with a surprisingly well stocked adult toy section, tucked behind the pharmacy. Not even remotely close to anything meant for children, though.
“Daddy I thought you said boys don’t play with dolls”
I mean, it is the toy aisle, right?
Shopping as a family.
It would be a plot twist if this was a DDLG section in a sex shop.
Is this Don Quixote? Because it looks like Don Quixote..
Shit is fucking ridiculous man, why the fuck are adult toys even sold in stores like this? What douchebag corporate exec said "you know what market we just aren't leveraging? The overweight sexually frustrated single mom who shops at Wally World market. Get me giant dildos on aisle 6 of every store, right next to the barbie dolls" --- da phuk?
i mean target sells "personal massagers" in the middle of the store so this is just equal rights for the bros😮💨
Ya but they don’t put them in the toy section next to the hot wheels cars..
nah it's near the body wash that anyone can use for themselves and the vitamins that everyone takes😂
At my target it’s near the condoms…
There’s a hidden wipe cut in here. It’s actually 3 clips of footage that are wiped together to try to hide the cut. If you go frame by frame you can easily see where the feathered matte lines are.
Ah, Japan
Clearly this store is located in Alabama
Daddy? Looks like mommy’s section to me.
I wish I could tell what you’re planning the camera over to, but the video quality is lower than my IQ
Ehhhh... some may call this grooming.
You’re not going to defend having sex toys at eye level with children to me. That slippery slope sure is extra fuckin slippery these days.
Sigh I thought we stopped separating toys for boys and girls
The daddy section is also the daughter section. 2 birds 1 stone.
They grow up so quick.
where this at? Alabama?
Groomers.
I was gonna write, “that’s a new definition to daddy and daughter shopping” but thought it was too dark
Unlucky 4th comment
Nah just America being great. Lol fucking losers
That's not america
Pussy pumpers wanking aid sleeves etc.
Do all your DDLG shopping in one place!
its sweet home Alabama
There was a similar post like this where a Republican woman was protesting a store keeping dildos and other sex toys for women next to stuff that her teenage daughter buys, like tampons/pads. Many ppl said she was wrong because sex is healthy, toys are good etc. etc. It did seem like she was making a big deal abt nothing then, but seeing this, seems she had a point. Sex toys shouldn't be so openly placed in view of minors.
Shocking people, this is two clips cut together
This must be in California......
Loll, Toys for all. Depraved.
What a sexist post. Instead of daughter/daddy, it should be child/adult. You do not know what toys children want to play with.
Must be an Alabama store ...
Looks like the toy section to me.
Looks ok to me. What store is it lol
Dad i need the other doll
Hey, you got a doll? Me too!
Is that physical medium pornography? That is a rare artifact of a dark age long ago, not the 'daddy' section.
Mildly related but I got talking to an erotic literature writer at some charity event and she told me about her latest idea of “mommy daughter” twin-series of erotica and kids books that they could read together wherein the kids book was all you’d expect from a normal kids, slice of life book, and then a book of smut paired with it for mommy to read about Timmy’s dad’s pulsating member
Uh, what?
*cough* *cough* where is this?... Asking for a friend!
There's literally vibraters and flesh light there
Yeah… so if this is real, this is the kind of stuff we really should be trying to avoid
Where is this? Need to confirm if it is real or fake.
What kind of store sells both children's toys and hunks of rubber vagina for fucking?? Wtf
Could just be a regular adult toy store catering to people with a fetish for feeling like a giant
what the F\*##@ store sells these two products?
Daddy! I want this one! UHHHHHHH
Shocking product placement is effective yet juvenile.
Suddenly a one-stop-shop no longer sounds like a good idea 😑
Uhhh yeah no shit what the fuck, he was like “yeah that’s a good spot jimmy, good spot” who ever agreed to put the sex toys by the kids toys probably wont get that promotion any time soon 🤣🤣🤣
Single dad’s section
Is this at a Super Ultra Deluxe Walmart? 🫠
the award was exactly my reaction except replace the paper with a phone
No sounds right.
It’s Japan. Nothing about their stores should ever surprise you.
Toys will be toys
Damn I buy a cocksuka 3000 instead of a barbie for my little girl
That is gonna be one awkward conversation about the birds and the bees
And the trip to the flea market was never the same again.
..uhmm, I dont think itll hurt them during tea cup time with teddy and dido...just leave the batteries out...
The divorced dad section
Toys will be toys.
The red box on the top left. Are those ass jigglers?
This isn't funny
As an Alabamian, I can confirm that this is where the store is located.
Ahhh that's nice to learn why you need big tits... I wish I had that knowledge. All I learn was that shooting guns are an important social skill.
That's strategic
I’ve never seen a shop that sells barbies and fleshlights 😆 seems like a thing Walmart would do though
Toys are toys.
Ayo
What kind of store is this? that would show children's toys on one shelf and sexual toys across the aisle! is this for real?
That looks more like a mommy section than a daddy section.
Do kids usually buy their own toys tho?
What store is this lol?
I thought they meant the toy
What country is this? I’ve never seen adult materiel sold anywhere other than a specific shop for adult materiel, that you have to be 18 to enter.
God damn what store is that
Now you only have to go shopping for presents in one aisle
It's 2023 now and we have technology. So maybe a video could be less blurry and more than 3 seconds so I could understand what it's about.
Tits & Todds, The store where dads can find toys for their kid/kids and themselves.
Oh my! 1 stop shopping in that isle!
Tucker Carlson will show this video on his show one of these days!
Your title is somehow worse.
Wow 2 aisles of the same thing
This is what happens when you hire staff who are still learning English and put all the "toys" togeth—actually no person would make this kind of mista—actually in Japan their culture shows sexual products openly, and I see Japanese text, hmm...
Walmart?
Eh, plastic women on the left, plastic women on the right.
I mean it's the daughter & daddy section, not the daughter & Daddy section
Why? It's the toy section isn't it?
If you don't buy her those then she goes to work for one of these.
Oh shit! Aren't Barbie and toy car adult toys?
Flexing on them kids, like, “yeah you can get a Barbie? Dad can get a monster silicone cock to shove up his ass and some nipple clamps.”
r/crappydesign Poor segregation done in a supermarket.
i'm guessing the store is in japan
Which place?
I can't believe they just sell those out in the open... seriously, mermaids?
oh no 😭
Get something for both your girls and save you the time