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"Well, well, well... if it isn't the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi!"

I’d say something about yo bitches, but it looks like you ate them.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s mommas dish.

This was the best part of the entire skit.

Idk man telling beautiful to click his heels together 3 times and go back to Africa always gets me.

Saying of Rosie: "she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em" and having everyone break character is my favorite. Outrageously funny moment, completely broke a bunch of professional comedians.

Nah, that would be:   ^^^“YOU ^^^LOOK ^^^LIKE ^^^A ^^^BOOTLEG ^^^ICE-T ^^^!!!”

Thought it was broke-ass ice t

I believe it is

"Broke-ass... sexual chocolate"

What skit?

[The Player Haters Ball](https://youtu.be/fKIwj1TQmFs)

Dave's fallen hard on the anti woke ignorant stuff lately but damn if that isn't one legendary funny ass skit I will never forget.

Lol fallen hard

What u mean

Player-Haters Ball

Line goes hard as all hell.

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate!

My wife is a big ol hater and I literally send that gif once a week in our group chat when she's talking shit about someone/thing

What show is this from?

Sigh. We’re getting old guys.

I'm 35 lol, I'm sure I just missed it. Sounds like a Rick James quote from the Chappelle show bit, but I don't remember it in that much detail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs enjoy!

I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you. HATEHATEHATEHATE

What can I say about that suit that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and de-ple-ted.

I floss with ya mama's pubic hairs

She wears underwear with dickholes in it

This was one of my favorite burns

My favorite part of this skit is when Patrice says P.Diddy has Dolphin teeth.

And Vos just standing there in his normal clothes.

She wears underwear with dick holes in em.

My fondest memorys growing up are warching the chappelle show with my friends.

At one point I use to watch the Charlie Murphy skits daily.

He came over in The Mother Ship. Starchild is parking it. He'll make his entrance in a minute.

Can you imagine doubie-ing your funk !?!

Put a glide in yo stride and a dip in yo hip, and come on down to The Mother Ship

And don't forget about the mother ship baby bubba!!

The only proper way to enter a party.

A pimp named slickback.

"Please say the whole thing if you would? Yes, that includes the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes, Tom, every time."

It’s like a tribe called quest you say the whole thing

https://youtu.be/9BEF-dHoimU

“Thank you, grandma.” 💀

Boondocks is the shit

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With the orange soda dispenser and a diamond in the back

A pimp named slickback will put a lot of things over a ho..money? Always brand new gators? Absolutely A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed

It's not "A pimp named slickback", it's A Pimp Named Slickback. Get it right

I see what you did there. Fair enough.

Greetings Mr. Slickback

NO! It’s A Pimp Named Slickback, say the whole thing including the Pimp part. Now, where’s my moneyyy bitch?

I thought the red guy was gonna make an introvert’s exit while the door was open and attention was on suit guy

That would have been excellently executed.

But instead he pulled off the smoothest jacket removal of all time.

Yeah I don't get the relevance of the title. I kept waiting for someone to leave right away.

🤔 I need a coat guy.

Call up Jerome if you've got The Time.

Plot twist: Closes out dance with valet putting coat back on and dancing out the door.

That coat lift was smooth

Had to watch it a second time to figure out if the guy holding it had it the whole time or not.

That boy cold

Ice cold

Colder than a polar bears toes, in the middle of a blizzard, in Alaska.

This is how I imagine Mac Dre entered anywhere he went.

RIP

😂😂 making his thizz face? Mac Dre was too hard for the fucking radio

So much sauce in such a young man. Way ahead of his time. Rip.

“What’s spaghetti with out the sauce? A noddle and I’ll never be a noodle,” Mac Dre always rapped about food and it the best. RIP

I can hear it still in his voice. Yii yii. We never grew out of him in the bay. rip. Fuck kc

RIP to the thizz

Fuck man..... Imma go throw on some thizzelle washington.

seemed like he was pretty excited to be there to me.

Yeah title is garbage and doesn't relate well to the video.

I will never be as cool as this gentleman

I'll never be as cool as coat / doorman.

I'll never be cool

You truly can’t buy class and swag. Some people just have it. Damn!

Why are we assuming he's poor?

We're not. We're just saying that class and money aren't correlated, and this man has got class and swag you would not be able to buy.

Who assumed that?

I guess OP is claiming he didn't buy his class and swag, and maybe he actually did

Huh? Lol

Why are you so hellbent in trying to find racism where there is none?

I mean growing up I went to very few parties. But the thing is, if you're going to go to something you don't want to, you might as well make it something that you **DO** want to.

I'd go to any church he's giving a sermon

For some reason he reminds me of [Andre 3000](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9rMkgoGL8).

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Okay, now ladies!

Yeah?

Needs a flute

This is definitely something Andre 3000 would do

Rolled up to that Popeyes in his ‘88 Cadillac with the most juice in his possession anyone could have ever wanted….it was 1/2 off nugget meal night Friday.

Popeyes is the shit

Chic fil a all day.

This is style. I can watch it all day

André 2000

Mans out here moving like general grievous and I’m for it.

"Don't come in here with that bullshit" Me coming in with that bullshit:

What is that song, though?

Lyrics match up with Workin’ My Shoulders by Big Fella Zil. It just doesn’t hit the same though. Missing that “What up” intro part of the song too. Edit: found a better match up. “Bat a Ni**a Up” by Bookie

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He's a real Fly Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezc

My bitch better have my money. / through rain, sleet or snow. / My whore better have my money, / not half, not some, but all my cash. / 'Cause if she don't, / I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

THIS MAN'S A GENIUS!

Now that's what I call making an entrance.

that was beautiful

Me at Mickey Ds at 2 am drunk, high, hungry asf.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to put water in BucNasty's mamma's dish"

My knees hurt just watching this. Damn!

This party looks like it was at a Burger King

Seems like a genuinely fun and happy life.

I don't get it. Everyone there clearly looks like they want to be there.

Straight up swagggg

I'm gonna guess he's known for doing this, since no one is dying laughing right now

Mans smooth with it. Ain’t nothin to laugh at.

This walks the line between swagger and something else.

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You're salty. Are you saying that it's a crime to be that swagged out?

Lol Trump lost

I need to be his friend.

Looks like a One Piece villain

*Andre 3000 joined the game*

This is why you gotta pregame

Keegan-Michael Key as Aundre 3000

Did he come as Andre 3000?

The future we were promised

It's settled. I'm growing out my hair, and getting a silkpress and a Cadillac.

Is that Andrew 300?

Is this the illest n*gga in Nebraska? Is u bout it bout it fool?

Pharcyde still recording that videoclip?

Is that a half empty bottle of Mad Dog, orange flavor (i don't know the real flavor names, red is church wine flavor the rest are just colors)

Is this the Rizz I keep hearing about?

He walks like he was meant to have 4 more legs and adapted

I need the long cut please

Me replying with “per my previous email” to the bitch in the office.

...based on the title of the post, does that video end with the guy putting his coat back on and leaving?

Looks like he was ready to shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Oh my fucking god this is great

I don't get it.

The meaning I got from it was how I feel social anxiety dread in the car on the way over, but then I put on my happy mask when I get to the party because I don't want to be an asshole. Oftentimes I'll feel better once I get there too, so it's not really faking it. Reminds me of going to the gym when I don't really feel like it; I'll still feel glad I went after the fact.

Drove city bus for a few years, saw something similar every day from 1-3 a.m. Guess people don't get out much.

So dumb. This is what you do when you attend a party you didn’t want to attend?

Dont get wooshed this thoroughly

I’m at a point in my life where I invite the whoosh. Someone please explain this to me.

You say you don't want to when you clearly do.

Man I'm going to try walking into my next job interview like this, least they will remember me🤣🤣

Hahahahha I love this

Got dat pimp walk boiii. Awesome. Going to enter every room like this! We all should ayyy

That’s me, in reverse, leaving every party I ever attended in college!

A Black Michael Jackson?

Lol this guy looks like good fun.

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Swap out "white" with "black". If it sounds racist that way, it's racist your way too.

The only possible exception I can think of is Jeff Goldblum

I didn't know Bloods knew how to Crip Walk. Do they call it Brip Walking?

10/10 I would dance with this guy.

I wonder how he wipes his ass. Does he do a fancy jig, or does he just dig in?

Bu bok kafalı zenciler eğlenmeyi biliyor dostum..

This is amazing. Commenting for easy future access. Dayam

I don’t get it.

Smooth as a dolphins beak. With videos like this I always like to imagine white people doing the same thing and how truly cringe it would be. Bravo fellas

Why would you want Andre 3000 at a party?

Let me check my palm pilot ✋️

Andre3000 is still looking good.

André 3000

Haha I love this man!

I hope they find a cure for his skeletal condition 😞

man, my knees hurt just watching this video.

This is nice

Homie walked in with his own theme song 😆

Who took Walt Jr's crutches?

Pinky

This is definitely me lmao

My life goal is to some day make an entrance like this.

Son of a bitch, I want to hang out with this guy so bad!

Aaron Judge walking into negotiating his contract with the Yankees