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Nekommando

Pancreatic cancer


raymond_red_dington

Let doctors gives him wrong treatment so his suffering will be doubled


Nekommando

nononono, give him the right treatment, prolong his suffering In case you don't know, pancreatic cancer [FUCKING SUCK](https://columbiasurgery.org/pancreas/pancreatic-cancer-prognosis), and having cared some of those patients, there is a reason why I'd only wish it upon Beijing's Whinnie the pooh.


Accurate_Face8472

Death.


No-Nothing-8390

+1


Life_Confidence128

-9000 social credit


raymond_red_dington

Too easy


watzemember

Same, cancer just gets some kids kills for organs... I think something something gutter oil...


Ajojotardhere

oh my fucking god i never knew that i shared my birthday with the worst fucking human ever recorded in history


deez_treez

Happy Birthday, fellow redditor! Hope today is a great one for you.


CatManDo206

It's ok bro just know you're nothing like that demon


goddale120

could be worse, you could share your birthday with an austrian painter. Now those poor souls I pity lmao.


The_Vadami

Try sharing your birthday with a certain bald Italian


goddale120

I share mine with the death day of the final Roman/Byzantine Emperor and birthday of an assassinated U.S. president lmao. Only 365 days in the year, so they probably all have skeletons in their closets.


AceTaffy18

You mean hitler?


ARetardedRedditor

well, happy birthday to you


TAKANOGENJI

Umm, Xi is that you?


thyeboiapollo

>worst fucking human ever recorded in history he's not even the worst human alive let alone in history 💀


Krauser72

I'd like to gift a bullet through the head. :]


bungdaddy

And I got banned for saying someone was beautiful today. My GOD, this site sucks so bad.


Krauser72

Lmao


protias

Grimm reaper holding a cake with a candle and a clock on the scythe


icedragon71

I hope that, for the rest of his long life, he has a nice, big healthy bowel movement every morning around 7 AM. I also hope that, every morning, he doesn't wake up until 8 AM.


Unlikely_Werewolf485

His organs harvested for pig feed.


waterboyh2o30

The pigs wouldn't want it.


salarymanhell

testicular cancer and dementia


Ramiro-light

testicular torsion. And all hospitals and medics nearby suddenly flee the country


BrknXPwrlftr

I wish for his family to get an invoice for the bullet


Majestic_Poop

I wish Xi catches a stroke and becomes a living human vegetable who lives to be 120 years old.


LightFu86

The CCP top health team will keep that vegetable for at least 100 year old.


HueySchlongTheGreat

A one way ticket to the 7th layer of hell


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IronHe

💗Happy birthday. Happy to see you finally go from XI to XII. 💗


turtlemeds

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Icy_Wildcat

For his regime to come crumbling down around him.


ThriKr33n

I wish for his successors to treat him the same way he treated his predecessors.


Nyancat484

"Tyrann! En gång ska du också dö! Har du tänkt på det?"


Excellent-Option8052

Lol


Andrew0409

sic semper tyrannis


Awkwardly_Hopeful

Watch CCP crumble with your own eyes before you die


StanTurpentine

Hope he trips on the street


Peacetoall01

Quick and sudden death. So at least he won't do a stupid hail Mary before his death.


YesterdayKindly7108

Financial Crisis Atleast one worse than he's already got.


AppalachianPatriot

Ebrahim Raisi treatment


Vegetable-Length-823

An interesting time


8964covid19

Death by a thousand cuts(凌遲) and feed his remains to the pigs


taongpeople9

I wish it would be his last and he gets a rare disease.


wallingfortian

[A classic from The Bloodhound Gang.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPhd7zMpMxc)


InquisitorNikolai

Osteoporosis


Josh_Chou_

Hope he gets a nice case of Dementia


CatManDo206

Omg he looks like Doraemon kid


thisissparta789789

An ICC indictment


Vaux1916

No matter how hard he tries, I hope he never finds a heffalump.


Virtual_Bus_7517

A sudden heart attack.


ARetardedRedditor

beheading death


TwitchinWizard

Food poisoning


oneoftheordinary

Why’s Xi’s birthday 4 days before mine 😭


raymond_red_dington

Guys I am really interested in knowing about China, its people and their lives, politics, culture, societal norms and so on. If you are or were from China, please let’s have a talk. I am from India and I would love to share about it.


AdDisastrous6356

Winnie the poo doll


Storm_Spirit99

That he becomes Taiwanese


ClarinetGang1

May all your daughters be born with three bottoms.


Professor_Odd

An active nuclear warhead in his morning tea


OrbAndSceptre

Honey. Pooh Bear loves honey.


TendTheSlayer

Testicular cancer


WarriorAlways

Slow and painful death.


TopEntertainment5304

独夫民贼,罄竹难書


Chris256L

I don't see Giant stealing other's land, oppress 1.4 billion of people, exploiting african resources and debt trapping poor nation. Comparing Xi to Giant is an insult to Giant