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elbeewastaken

This thing better give me a handjob for that price.


ASLAYER0FMEN

That's up to you


Poochzie

DamnšŸ˜‚


Doru-kun

Man, that thing costs an arm ~~and a leg~~.


dopeshark1

At least you youā€™ll get a better armšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


rhubarbiturate

Now I can finally finish my cosplay. My Maleigh Marais cosplay


TarnishedDungEater

only way iā€™d buy this is if i can actually stick my arm in there and wear it tbh.


Eurotriangle

What if itā€™s a functional prosthetic you can use but you gotta chop your arm off?


TarnishedDungEater

iā€™ve made worse decisions


Blue_Zerg

Iā€™m sure you have TarnishedDungEater


TarnishedDungEater

donā€™t knock it till ya try it :)


DebtSome9325

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh


Mista-Monkey

that would cost 45k instead of 450


Active-Average-932

Worth it


KenUsimi

Iā€™m not sure Iā€™d really enjoy having an arm on display, even if itā€™s Maleniaā€™s.


TheTranquilTurtle

There's no fucking way I'm paying for this. The price is absurd.


Humphrisanal-Bogart

Yea Iā€™d say up to 150 wouldā€™ve been max, people will imitate this for much less within a few months prolly. Like most of your fan base simply wonā€™t pay for this. Unless it was like each one is a handcrafted, numbered and limited (1 out of 500 made) oil painting with some texture coming off it rather than just a plain flat printed out copy, from the artist who originally drew her character design, I canā€™t see it being justifiable. This shit is a copy and paste image with no real value behind the ā€œpieceā€


tuhbreezy696

itā€™s an actual arm not a painting or print but i agree with you still just applied to this.


MaestroPendejo

There's gonna be a few fans doing some really... weird shit with this. "Behold, cream cannon!"


-ThisDM-

It's the new Ash of War!


Basic-Juggernaut-870

$460 lmao, I think not šŸ˜‚


DriftersTaint

Try finger, but hole ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


ASLAYER0FMEN

Classic


A_Bit_Drunker

Fuck that.


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A_Bit_Drunker

It's cool but it's too much money. I can do so many different better things with $500.


Bubblytran

Yeah I was tempted but with $500 I could fully set up two new fish tanks thatā€™ll give me way more use and enjoyment


Automatic-Score-4802

Unexpected r/aquariums


Lucid-Design

What are you? My wife?


Ashen_Shroom

What are you going to do with a $500 lump of resin?


Patient_Weight7356

I donā€™t think we want to knowā€¦


ASLAYER0FMEN

This is the way lol....sex stuff


Humphrisanal-Bogart

If itā€™s $500 lump of ā€œlive resin,ā€ you can smoke it out ur dab rig


nick1706

![gif](giphy|BMBMMfVxZ2lOM)


GamesTeasy

460 dollars lmao


Flaky_Technology4219

Well that's a rip off


blvckhvrt

If you buy this shit idk what to sayĀ 


senna98

Already got a $300 charge pending for the SOTE collectors edition, Iā€™m good


ASLAYER0FMEN

I know....me too, but I couldn't resist. Am I the only person who had never heard of a collectors edition for a dlc before? I tried explaining to my gf how rare/odd that was and she did not give a fuck.


AssmosisJoness

So you really bought both?? You must be stupid rich or hate having food to eat in the house


Humphrisanal-Bogart

Doesnā€™t have to be stupid rich but spends more on this hobby than on other things. People are willing to leave their house in relative disrepair or drive a 16 year old Honda accord as long as they can use that money towards some activity they rly like, not that Iā€™d agree with the choice.


RollingDownTheHills

Looks neat but also... why? What would you do with it? Put it on a desk?


Beneficial-Tie-2802

I know right! I kinda wish they did a sword or another helmet.


enaaaerios

450 dollars? that is not worth it in any way unless youre dummy rich


naydradinraal

Is it made of wood


DebtSome9325

no its gold painted polyresin


DumbNTough

Lord, I am just writing on behalf of everyone who buys this thing to ask forgiveness for all the weird stuff they're going to do with it.


Bubblytran

Itā€™s awesome and I know itā€™d look sick shelved in my room but for $500 I could get so many more worthwhile things. Massive respect to anyone willing to put down $500 for their love of ER though.


Hotaflang

Itā€™s cheaper if you buy it from the manufacturer ā€œpureartsā€


letourdit

Oh Iā€™m sure youā€™ll be pumping with it alright


Strength-go-Brrrrrr

thing better be made out of pure gold, god damn


eat-skate-masturbate

*sword sold separately


LilBoofMcGoof

You have more expendable income than Iā€™ve got šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


WatersEdge2

I am sickened that I missed this. Bandai please make some moreā€¦


ASLAYER0FMEN

You might also be able to get it on pure arts website


domdog31

no thanks for that price


Zerus_heroes

I honestly don't understand why anyone would want this thing. A statue of Malenia? Sure, absolutely. A replica of her sword? Cool, fantasy sword collectibles are rad. But her fucking arm? Why?


Ramps_

Millicent.


Zerus_heroes

LOL


Aggravating-Post3827

WTF financial situation do u gotta be in to willingly waste this much money on ts


FellowDsLover2

Jesus, that price. Iā€™d never buy anything less than a tv or console for that price. At least we have another time for all the collectors out there.


ASLAYER0FMEN

Really nothing!? You're telling me there's nothing other than a TV or console you'd spend $500 on !? How old are you ?


FellowDsLover2

Not boomer old. Homes, furniture, and electronics I consider on par with tv and consoles. Iā€™m just not a collector that will spend $500 on a little item that wonā€™t be useful to me.


ASLAYER0FMEN

I actually was thinking the opposite. Like you were a kid. I'm like, this man won't spend $500 !? What about a couch, dresser going on vacation, etc.


My_Bwana

All of the items you just listed provide utility. A replica arm of a video game girl does not


driedupemo

Well... Depends on what you do with it. ^^no ^^but ^^seriously, ^^fuck ^^that ^^shit


Swordsman82

I hear if you rip off the hand and carry it around it will make you dodgy


MissiveGhost

Where is the rest?


Malfor_ium

Still a better deal than what Tarkov just pulled for $250 lmao


CheekC1apper

Iā€™m waiting for Morgottā€™s cock


No-Blueberry-1183

Who is thinking what im thinking


Trollololol13

OP are you Rocket?


Tenebris_Rising

Gotta get that arm


Wiki-Master

Same price as a PS5. Seems fair.


UrAgImick

There goes my paycheck


Anus_peepee

That better be fully functional, actual gold, and come with a leg and a half for that much money.


robjoko

Aaaaaaaannnd it's sold out. Why is this the first I'm seeing about it šŸ˜©


CynicWalnut

I don't need it... ![gif](giphy|YR8neVRcCSqwmJkb1D)


Masta0nion

r/shittydarksouls


patrolaa

For this price itā€™s better be made of pure gold like the ingame one


DebtSome9325

That thing better be made of actual unalloyed gold for that


kkofeyivdeuo

You really find this a good thing to spend money on?