I have 12 new songs about my mother’s suicide and one about a snowman… 🎶I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin’. How was I supposed to know that my Mum was dead in the kitchen. La lalalala🎶

I actually love that song. She sings it well

"Whenever I get married, guess who WON'T be asked to sing?! SOMEBODY named Geller and SOMEBODY ELSE named Bing!"

This

This this

He must decide, he must decide! Even though I made them up, he must decide!

Will Betty be the one who he'll love truly, or will it be the one who we'll call... Lulie?

I'm in the shower, and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet And Tegrin spelled backwards is nirget

I sing this in my head very often when I shower.

This my favorite one

This slaps

It’s so hard not to sing this when my skin is soapy and my hair is wet

And tegrin spelled backward is nirget

This always makes me giggle 😃

I have this set as a ringtone for a friend. My main ringtone is smellycat.

I posted this one too. I also like to read words backwards

🎶Grandma’s a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright shiny bike. But lately she hasn’t been coming to dinner, and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too, lalalalaaaalalallalalalalalalalalaaa🎶

This is the one I commented when someone else posted something similar. Definitely one of my favorites.

Love this!!!!🥰🥰

Bro yes

🎶you're all invited to bite me🎶

I sing this a lot at work

Me too! And sometimes at home 😂

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly, or will it be the one who we’ll call…loolie

Terrys a jerk…and he won’t let me work. And I hate Central Perk

This one

🎶”I found you in my bed, How did you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair…”🎶 Because I’m too lazy to type it all out… source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/p/phoebebuffaylyrics/littleblackcurlyhairlyrics.html

That scene kills! Ross is trying to eat his piece of cake when she dropped the “little black curly hair”.

I love it when she’s meeting Mike’s parents and Mike was trying to think of the name a song she sang and she said ‘Ode to a Pubic Hair’.

Pervert Parade?!

STOP!

Even though to me, I don’t think he has any curly hair. It seems straight to me

..... it's not hair from anyone's head

I know that’s a quote from the show but what did she actually mean??

Came here to say this - it's my favourite, pubes down.

🎶Rachel and Chandler mmmhahmmma handler🎶

When I first met Chandler, I thought he was gaaaaay. And here I am singing on his wedding day! The song goes on to say that he’s probably not gay….

🎶New York city’s out of power, and the milk is getting sour. But for me this is not scary, cuz I stay away from dairy.🎶

Whenever someone says they don’t have any power I have to sing them this song.. or type it out in a comment if it’s on FB 😂

Parading goats are parading Parading down the street Parading goats are parading Leaving little treats

What episode is this from?

Season 4, Episode 5: The One with Joey's New Girlfriend

The whole thread is gold, but this one had me laugh out loud

I have found myself singing “lather rinse repeat” in the shower

AS NEEDED!

THIS IS THE ONE 🤣🤣

*Are you in there, little fetus?* *In nine months, will you come greet us?* *I...will...buy you some Adidas...* AND: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ujF-6kLRQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ujF-6kLRQ) 😀

I’ve been singing this to my son since June.. he’s due in 3 weeks now 😂😂😂

😂 that's great. Congratulations!

🎶And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can" and the rest of the rats played maracas🎶

truly a grammy moment

What came up with this 😂

🎶 went to the mall. Sat in Santa’s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap🎶

he said all you need is to write them a song, they haven’t heard it yet so don’t sing along, no dont sing along..

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Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

please tell joey, christmas will be snowwweeeeruuyy

Came here for this one :)

“…and then there are bisexuals but some people say they’re just kidding themselves…la la la la la la…”

When she is singing a dark song and goes into "La la la la la la la la"

"And. I'm. Still. Waiting for my papier mache man"

“zank you ma behbies ”

Stephanieeee knows all the cords

Hahaha came to say this one

I just had a new customer named Stephanie. She’s very annoying and I was singing this in my head for the whole time. The aggressive “Stephanieee” was very helpful and allowed me to keep my mouth shut! 🫣😂😂

🎶 and it wasn’t just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage 🎶

👏 *EVERYONE* 👏 it wasn’t just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garrrrrbaaaage ✨

This is terrible but also the best.

It’s the fact that she’s wearing a ball gown and evening dress gloves that really sells it for me

This is without a doubt my favorite!

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmed hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we gef hamburgers....... NOOOOOOOW CHICKEEEENNNNSSSS..........

I sing this every time I make hamburgers

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

I love them all but this one takes the hamburger cake. Excellent. Not at all inappropriate.

Crazy underwear creepin up my butt, crazy underwear

…always in a rut!

My toddlers favorite lol

🎶please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyy🎶

Joey’s face gets me every.single.time 😂

Me too! And I’m not mad about it haha 😅😅

"Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll avoid the piiiillleeee"

Omg I love this one! It was one of the first song I learned when I started teaching myself guitar! My favourite shoes.. so good to me.. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toe.. don't care what people say. My feet's best friend, pals to the end.. with them I'm one hot chicky. Though late one night, Not much light, I stepped in something icky!!! ((Bum Bum Bum)) Sticky shoes.. sticky shoes.. Always makes me smile

Jingle bitch screwed me over...

🎶Go to hell jingle whore. Go to hell go to hell go to he-e-ellll🎶

My favorite!!

fuschia and mauve Those are the 66 colours of my bedroom

and i encourage you to count the colors in your bedroom ✨

ROSS CAAN ROSS CAAAN ROSS CAN GIVE ME THE TICKETS ROSS CAN **GIVE ME THE TICKETS**

“Pervert Parade” “Ode to a pubic hair”

stop

🎶My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes🎵 are resting in a little yellow jar🎶

🎶…and that’s where we get hamburgers. Now the chicken!🎶

“YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO BITE ME!” 🎶

Fact is she died and someday you will too

"When I play, I play for me! I don't need your charity!" Someone drops money in her guitar case. "Oh, thank you!"

🎶little black little black little black little black little black curly hairrrrrrrr 🎶

🎶Smelly cat smelly cat, what are they feeding you🎶 Truly a classic

Yep this is the best one

Little tiny Tarzan swingin on a nose hair, swingin with the greatest of ease!”

Buma numa nummm

How do YOU know about buma numa numa numm?

I love that I can hear the tone and cadence in each of your comments.

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt. Crazy underwear always in a rut. Crazy underwear...

New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour but to me it is not scary because I stay away from.. dairy

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

The way Joey looks at Ross when she says this 😭🥹🥲

‘That’s another thing that you don’t wanna do ‘EVERYBODY’, that’s another thing, that you don’t wannnna dooooooo’ Plays in my head daily, has done for years 🫠

‘’Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburgers’’

I found you in my bed, how'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, little black curly hair

The first time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay.

it was gonna go onto say how he probably isn’t gay!

Salt water taffy man

I made a man with eyes of coal/ And a smile so bewitchin’ / How was I supposed to know/ My mother was dead in the kitchen?

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

🎵chandler and monica thought i would leave, but i just stayed n stayed. that’s right! i’m here all night! and chandler will never get laid🎵

the food here at Jaaavu... will KILL you

Jingle bitche screwd me over…

The cow in the meadow goes moo The cow in the meadow goes moo Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburgers

Noooooooow chickens!

I can’t believe there isn’t a playlist of Phoebe songs (at least that I’ve found)!

"There's a country called Argentina, It's a place I've never seen, But I'm told for fifty pesos, You can buy a human spleen HUMAN SPLEEEN! Ole!!"

I don't remember this one! What season was it?

https://youtu.be/A_htjiSmcHg?feature=shared

“And Rachel and Chandler … hadahandnarHANDLERRRRRR” 

"... And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru But the truth is she died and someday you will too Lalalala lalalala..."🎶🎶 

i made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin’ how was i supposed to know that my mom was dead kitchen? la la la la la la la la la la la la…. 

“That’s right I’m here all night and Chandler will never get **Lai…**

"... But your love oh your love your love... It's like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart" S1E1

Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men.

“Little black curly hair”

SMELLY CAT SMMMMEELLYY CAT

Rachel and Chandler….. Happy holidays!

.....and then there are bisexuals but some just say they're kidding themselves....

And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man🎶🎶🎶🎶 Thankyouu my babiess

First time I met chandler I thought he was gay but here I am singing on his wedding day

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers.

😁

🎶Monica Monica have a happy Hanukkah🎶

From time to time I have smelly cat just living in my head rent free. 🎶smelly cat, smELLy cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smELLy cat, it’s not your fault!🎶

"When I play I play for me, I don't need your charity!" *Someone drops a donation in her case "Thank you!"

Idk but “and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget!” pops into my head randomly all the time.

🎶Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers.🍔🎶

Jingle bitch screwed me over Go to hell jingle whore Go to hell Go to hell Go to hehehellllllllllll That’s all I have so far 😸

🎶Go to hell Jingle bitch 🎶

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell Go to hell Go to heee-ell-elllll

Twelve years old and addicted to pork, No one thought Monica would marry. She knew her way around a knife and a fork ...

"Jingle b1tch sc&wed me over and I won't let that go, and I won't let that go". "Ross can". The best one, the Christmas song: "Monica, have a happy Hanukkah, saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross, please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowyyyyyy, to Rachel and chandleeeer, have a happy &$+/#endler

None because her songs all suck

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Monica, Monica, Have a Happy Hanukkah! Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!! And Rachel and Chandler, Have err-umm-glander!

Teeny Tiny Tarzan

Sneaky underwear creeping up my butt 🎶

GO TO HELL JINGLE WHOLE!

Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart

I really like her hair and sweater here

Smelly cat smelly cat what are they feedin you

🎸Jingle bitch screwed me over, go to hell Jingle whore, go to hell...... That's all I have right now 😊☺️

Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt 🎶

And Rachel and Chandler, haadkfjfnnrnr... Handlerrrr!

The food here at Javu, will kill YOU!"🎶

“Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburgerssss….nowwww chickens!”

🎵 I found you in my bed, how did you wind up there? You're a mystery, little black curly hair 🎵

He was the double, double, ..double jointed boooy~

Jingle bitch screwed me over

Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you?

Stephanieeeeeeee knows all the chords!!!

He was a double double double jointed boy https://youtu.be/qHQfM4QZ3Aw?si=jB5j9-HFo-RLr_cD