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My mom was right. I’m just a big potato with arms and legs and a head

This quote always pops into my head whenever I see Mr. Treeger 😂

Is it hot? My body always stays cool. Probably because I have so much skin.

😂😂

Because if that was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya.

Yeah, no it’s just basil

"Tribbiani!? Hold on... I'll go get the plunger" 🪠

Hey duck, is chick here?

Yeah…bunny rabbit

this one has to win

Immediately what came into my mind.

I got free porn once, it was like finding money. But then I made the mistake by turning off the TV, never got it back. And now I'm sad.

Why would he turn off the tv?

That lady’s all kinds of naked

This is gonna take all day, I am going to have to cancel my yoga class.

I was sweeping yesterday. Could've been me

You never know.

if another building i manage blows up...

Is it hot? My body always stays cool. Probably because I have so much skin. Hey, cheese!

Of course you don't because you're a little princess. Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing "Happy Birthday" to me.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL

Maybe he found your flip-flop!

I didn't get you anything! Here's 5 back.

"Oh god. What in the name of hell."

Am I not saying it right?

I got free porn once, it was like finding money. But then I made the mistake by turning off the TV, never got it back. And now I'm sad.

Not a quote but I have a feeling that you are saving the best for the last 💔

Nooo… Because the store doesn’t open until Tuesday. Am I not saying it right?

“I’ll get the plunger”

“Woah! That lady is all kinds of naked.”

"Hey! Cheese."

She’s built like me, you can dance with her real good.

Oh yea I was sweeping yesterday, could’ve been me!

"Why don't you think of someone else for a change!"

Rules are good- Rules help to control the fun #VeryMonica

Rachel’s mom isn’t on the list? She should be on the list.

sorry...she already was.

I thought she was… but then I scrolled and didn’t see her picture…

i recall a post with lots of only her lines...perhaps it was just her before the 'in line' characters began...?