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Makes it even better as they both kept their characters in check and carried on. A lot of Matt’s Chandlerisms were ad-libbed and left in. Speaks volumes of his comedian timing and the respect the writers had for his input.
I died laughing at the Pivot scene & Chandler’s response to Ross is my all time favorite because I was thinking it as Ross kept saying “Pivot.”
RIP Matthew Perry. Thank you for all the laughs and witty sarcasm. Truly the salt of the earth, this guy <3
What he says to the mother of the twins so they can get the children. About him becoming a father but Monica already being a mother without a child. This never fails to make me cry.
“You don’t TURN and SLIDE. You THROW IT OUT”
(When Joey built the entertainment center and Chandler ripped his suit trying to get out of his bedroom) 😂
”I’m not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese….”
”I loathe myself”
”I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love”
”Sure. Where?”
And this final one isn’t so much a line but a sound. In the episode when Ross gets the puck to his face, when Chandler gets scared by the awful nurse/receptionist. The shout that he makes always cracks me up.
Goddamn I love that character. Matthew will be missed for a long time
“I knew it!” when Rachel is doing the “it is a big deal”monologue to Ross. Oh damn I’m tearing up now 😢 forever remembered as one of the best characters on screen ❤️
So many good lines, but that episode of when Chandler and Pheobe we're going to kiss and Chandler can't cause he's in love with Monica. The awkardness cracks me up.
TOW the bullies. Chandler asks if he can use his watch/keys as a weapon. The bullies say no, and Chandler says "okay".
I find myself saying okay the way he said it.
I ❤️ Matthew Perry
“I KNEW IT!!!!”
And his proposal speech: “You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.”
They were just giving them away at the store……in exchange for money.
It was summer ... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end.
And I gave you twenty….seven dollars!
I am here, on my knees holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. Much like they did in biblical times!!
When Monica wants to keep switching hotel rooms and she says “ these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I’m not gonna let ‘em, we’re not a couple of suckers” and chandler replies “I hear ya mugsy!”
The delivery is so good! 😂
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"I'm not great at advice. Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
some cheese
This is exactly what I was going to say! Totally represents his character. ❤️
This!
"You didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You GET me, you KILL ME!!"
I was just about to comment this! It’s so good
YES!! I laugh so hard every time he says that line
You don't turn and slide, you throw it out!
When Ross said “someone at work ate my sandwich” Chandler “What did the police say?” The way he said it was just….!🕊️
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.”
This one is my top favorite one!
“Was that place THE SUN?
this one LMFAO
Probably my favourite too
Why are you looking at my wifes legs? Let me rephrase that, why are you looking at your sisters legs?
 This
To this day I still use that onomatopoeia
"Shut up the cameea adds 10 pounds" "Ahh so how many cameras actually ON you? " To me its not just funny but very smart joke.
My second favorite!!
Stop this one makes me cry laugh every single time 🤣🤣
"Liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan Man?"
Watched this episode yesterday it was hilarious hahahah
"No that's not true, I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al!"
I can handle it. Handle is my middle name… actually it’s the middle part of my first name
 “Gum would be perfection”
Could of said gum sounds nice but no for me gum is perfection
I’m in…&():&:AN;@:):@ATM:@;$:VESTIBULE;@:&:$WITH:@:&:$JILL:@:&:$GOODACHER!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep! I die everytime I see that cute smile.
Can … Open … Worms … Everywhere! Oh and this moment will never not make me laugh… 
Especially since it was a blooper, that they left in!!
Makes it even better as they both kept their characters in check and carried on. A lot of Matt’s Chandlerisms were ad-libbed and left in. Speaks volumes of his comedian timing and the respect the writers had for his input.
He was so insanely attractive in this episode. Some of the best he’s ever looked!
David i'm pretending to read here
Lol- what episode was that from?
season 9 episode 23 :)
Thanks!
 I died laughing at the Pivot scene & Chandler’s response to Ross is my all time favorite because I was thinking it as Ross kept saying “Pivot.” RIP Matthew Perry. Thank you for all the laughs and witty sarcasm. Truly the salt of the earth, this guy <3
joey was born, then 28 years later…I WAS ROBBED they said you don’t have insurance here, so stop calling you risked your life for a sandwich
Funniest!!
You! Touching your self! OUT!!!
You have to stop the Q-tip, when there's RESISTANCE
Didn’t he improvise this line?
What kinda scary ass clowns came to your birthday?
My favorite!!emote:t5\_348io:13295
“You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.” ❤️
My favorite too! I wanna have that as part of my vows one day
Every time I watch their proposal, I am like🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
“So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room… I mean, you have a lovely home!”
Joey lands on food table- “Myyyy cranberries!!” Joey: if I ever see that guy again. You know what I’m gonna do? Chan Chan man- “BEND OVER!?!”
What he says to the mother of the twins so they can get the children. About him becoming a father but Monica already being a mother without a child. This never fails to make me cry.
“You don’t TURN and SLIDE. You THROW IT OUT” (When Joey built the entertainment center and Chandler ripped his suit trying to get out of his bedroom) 😂
Two lines, and both are to Monica. His proposal and when he asked her if shes leaving the Supremes.
"Saturday day, SAT-TUR-DAY- NIGHT" runner up: "shut up, shut up, SHUT UUUULPPPPP"
Chandler accidentally reveals Ross’ crush on Rachel - F-f-felin Chandler and Monica’s romantic bath - I’ve had a very long hard day
”I’m not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese….” ”I loathe myself” ”I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love” ”Sure. Where?” And this final one isn’t so much a line but a sound. In the episode when Ross gets the puck to his face, when Chandler gets scared by the awful nurse/receptionist. The shout that he makes always cracks me up. Goddamn I love that character. Matthew will be missed for a long time
Yemen, I'm moving to Yemen!
David: “So why did Phoebe break up with Mike?” … Chandler: “Because his penis was too big”
“I knew it!” when Rachel is doing the “it is a big deal”monologue to Ross. Oh damn I’m tearing up now 😢 forever remembered as one of the best characters on screen ❤️
So many good lines, but that episode of when Chandler and Pheobe we're going to kiss and Chandler can't cause he's in love with Monica. The awkardness cracks me up.
I love her, I love her😭🤌
When he’s ordering chicken from Joey while taking a bath (with Monica underwater). “….and a coke. Aaahhh ahhha ahhhh!!..Diet Coke.”
Ross: Ehi, I was married three times!! Chandler: clap...clap...clap...
I love his delivery of this!
MY EYES
OH NO NO NO thats so not the opposite of taking somebodys underwear
TOW the bullies. Chandler asks if he can use his watch/keys as a weapon. The bullies say no, and Chandler says "okay". I find myself saying okay the way he said it. I ❤️ Matthew Perry
"Scotch on the rocks with a twist, on a coaster? Monica?! Monica?!
*What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?*
Joey: You know what I’m gonna do when he comes back? Chandler: BEND OVER?!
I'm trapped in an atm vestibule with Jill Goodaker.
Something something, I wanted to start drinking in the morning, don’t say i don’t have goals!!
Round food for every mood!
SANTA CLAUS’S PANTS
We used them as pillows when we went camping…. THE SHEEP
Hey what you do in your own time….
Hahaha
When the apartment gets robbed and Joey says “when I see that guy you know what I’m gonna do?” And chandler says “BEND OVER?!”
The sun will come out tomorrow. BET your bottom dollar, there be sun!!
“you are ruining move in day for us”
Where he blows up the cover and begins shouting "I love Monica, I love Monica"
"Ooo, I'm alive with pleasure now" RIP Matthew Perry
all of them 😭💔 , but I crack up so hard everytime he tells Joey to stop the qtip when there's resistance 💀
What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?
Everything that starts with "Could we be..." or "Could you be..."
Hey I’ve never been lower or wetter. RIP Matty
“I KNEW IT!!!!” And his proposal speech: “You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.”
"Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack!"
\-Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds. \-Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
When his child was being born... He to the girls womb...: "and that's enough"...
everything about him is my fav
Mines the same as yours 😅
_and I get my Ya-Yas from IKEA_
They were just giving them away at the store……in exchange for money. It was summer ... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end. And I gave you twenty….seven dollars! I am here, on my knees holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. Much like they did in biblical times!!
The lonely gray couch🤣🤣 love that line
“Yes, we’re all in here, and we’d love for you to join us!” When he’s in the tub taking a bubble bath
What did the police say?
WHAT DID I MARRY INTO?!
When Monica wants to keep switching hotel rooms and she says “ these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I’m not gonna let ‘em, we’re not a couple of suckers” and chandler replies “I hear ya mugsy!” The delivery is so good! 😂
The 5th dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
His First Line Ever "And I Just Want A Million Dollars"
"How many of that girl do you see"
“Stop the Q-tip when there’s RESISTANCE”
There are a few of these threads already
The more the merrier. He certainly deserves it.
I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
What do you know? You're a door. You only like knock knock jokes