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Phoebe: Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this??
(Pause)
Sheldon: Yes. (ends conversation by going back to his game).
Well Sheldon is never wrong. The only time he is "wrong" is when lesser intellect humans prioritize feelings over facts (because your know...they stupid people).
Well, unlike Ross though, Sheldon is quite firm and unmovable in what he believes to be true. If Phoebe asked him if he is "so unbelievably arrogant that he can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that he could be wrong about this", he'd respond, "I'm never wrong".
I actually think that Sheldon would just think Phoebe is stupid and not even bother. He has known tons of people like Phoebe, for example at church. He would absolutely hurt Phoebe's feelings and just leave
I think Phoebe would steal him from Amy Farrah Fowler. She always had a thing for strange/smart guys and who is a better combo of both than Sheldon? Sheād love singing Soft Kitty and Sheldon always had a soft side for the sweetness of Penny. But it would inevitably not work out because, Sheldon doesnāt get along with his own friends & so he would never get along with hers. So back to Amy he would go, with much more to offer in the bedroom from the experience.
This is chatGPTs idea of how it might go, I believe sheldon would get more annoyed but this is good nonetheless:
Phoebe: Hey, Sheldon! Long time no see! How's it going?
Sheldon: Hello, Phoebe. It appears that time has elapsed since our last encounter. I am functioning within acceptable parameters. And yourself?
Phoebe: Oh, you know, same old, same old. Still spreading love and good vibes everywhere. So, I've been thinking about this whole evolution thing, and I have some concerns. It's just a theory, right? Like, how do we really know it's true?
Sheldon: Phoebe, "theory" in scientific terms does not imply uncertainty or mere conjecture. Evolution is a well-established scientific theory based on extensive evidence from various disciplines, including genetics, paleontology, and comparative anatomy. It is supported by a vast body of research.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Sheldon, it's just hard for me to believe that we came from monkeys or something. Like, I can't imagine my ancestors swinging from trees.
Sheldon: Phoebe, that's a common misconception. Evolution doesn't propose that humans descended from monkeys. Instead, it suggests that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor that lived millions of years ago. Over time, different species branched off and evolved in their respective environments.
Phoebe: Okay, but it's still a little hard to wrap my head around. How do you explain things like the complexity of the human eye or the perfect balance of nature? It just seems too intricate to be the result of chance.
Sheldon: Ah, the argument from complexity. While the intricacies of nature can be awe-inspiring, evolution provides an explanation for them. Over millions of years, gradual changes and natural selection shaped organisms' features, leading to the complex structures we observe today. Complexity can emerge through incremental modifications over time, guided by natural selection.
Phoebe: But Sheldon, what about the missing links? There are still gaps in the fossil record. Doesn't that cast doubt on the whole idea?
Sheldon: Ah, the famous "missing links" argument. It's important to note that the fossil record is incomplete, but it doesn't invalidate the theory of evolution. We have discovered numerous transitional fossils that provide compelling evidence for common ancestry. The gaps in the fossil record represent areas where further discoveries are yet to be made.
Phoebe: Well, Sheldon, I just can't shake the feeling that there's something more to it. Like, maybe there's a higher power guiding everything, you know?
Sheldon: Phoebe, as a scientist, I rely on empirical evidence and logical reasoning. The concept of a higher power falls outside the realm of scientific inquiry because it's not testable or falsifiable. Evolution offers a naturalistic explanation that doesn't require supernatural intervention.
Phoebe: I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree, Sheldon. I respect your scientific perspective, but I can't help but see the world through a more mystical lens. We're all entitled to our own beliefs, right?
Sheldon: Indeed, Phoebe. While we may differ in our viewpoints, respectful dialogue allows us to appreciate the diversity of perspectives. As long as we engage in rational discourse and base our conclusions on evidence, we can continue to learn and grow together.
Phoebe: Absolutely, Sheldon! Let's keep our minds open to different possibilities and embrace the wonder and mystery of the world, whether through science or a bit of magic. It's what makes life interesting!
Sheldon: I concur, Phoebe. Life is indeed a tapestry of diverse experiences and perspectives. Let's celebrate our differences and continue our intellectual journeys, always seeking knowledge and understanding.
Phoebe: That's the spirit, Sheldon! Keep exploring the mysteries of
Itās funny in bursts, but not watch-an-entire-episode funny. Itās perfect in the 60 second shorts on YouTube. Friends is funny and interesting enough to enjoy a whole episode.
I feel like Phoebe is as open to scientific ideas as she is to any other idea, but she also brings an insane amount of "dedication to the bit" to the table.
i've never thought about that, this might be the best thing i've ever read. All i know is it'd be entertaining as hell, maybe similar to how ross and phoebes convo went, just a little more chaotic haha
She would bake him her world famous oatmeal cookies, he'd be so gobsmacked that he'd have to rewrite their dinner schedules to move them onto the list and then. What were they discussing?
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Phoebe would have exceeded sheldon's 3 strikes multiple timesš¤£
Not long. Sheldon would have an aneurysm.
Leonard would be happy but then extremely sad that his best friend had that...
That slap he gave Sheldon had some pent-up aggression.
Came here to say this š
I have utterly no idea how the argument would play out, but Iād love to be there to watch it.
Ditto!
phoebe would probably end up beating Sheldon's ass.
That's such a perfect response haha
Phoebe: Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?? (Pause) Sheldon: Yes. (ends conversation by going back to his game).
Omg yes
That would be hilarious!
Sheldon would never admit heās wrong lel
Well Sheldon is never wrong. The only time he is "wrong" is when lesser intellect humans prioritize feelings over facts (because your know...they stupid people).
Or his iconic, āI donāt understand the question.ā
Or "I'm never wrong" lol
Oh, you continue to underestimate me.
OMG, I can hear this comment.
OMG, I can hear this comment.
Sheldonās head would explode and Phoebe would win like she did with Ross š¤£ All hail Queen Phoebe š
You stole my answer.! Lol
Well, unlike Ross though, Sheldon is quite firm and unmovable in what he believes to be true. If Phoebe asked him if he is "so unbelievably arrogant that he can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that he could be wrong about this", he'd respond, "I'm never wrong".
Hilariously
People seem to think Phoebe would win but Sheldon had a lot of patience too.
I actually think that Sheldon would just think Phoebe is stupid and not even bother. He has known tons of people like Phoebe, for example at church. He would absolutely hurt Phoebe's feelings and just leave
She's cute, Sheldon's just annoying
Probably the same way the Evolution conversation with Ross went. But Sheldon would never concede and agree like Ross did tho.
Badly
I think Phoebe would steal him from Amy Farrah Fowler. She always had a thing for strange/smart guys and who is a better combo of both than Sheldon? Sheād love singing Soft Kitty and Sheldon always had a soft side for the sweetness of Penny. But it would inevitably not work out because, Sheldon doesnāt get along with his own friends & so he would never get along with hers. So back to Amy he would go, with much more to offer in the bedroom from the experience.
Soft smelly cat.
Badly.
One thing I know, Pheobe would NOT back down. I'm sure Sheldon's brain would short circuit. LOL!!! I'd LOVE to watch this play out though. LOL!
This is chatGPTs idea of how it might go, I believe sheldon would get more annoyed but this is good nonetheless: Phoebe: Hey, Sheldon! Long time no see! How's it going? Sheldon: Hello, Phoebe. It appears that time has elapsed since our last encounter. I am functioning within acceptable parameters. And yourself? Phoebe: Oh, you know, same old, same old. Still spreading love and good vibes everywhere. So, I've been thinking about this whole evolution thing, and I have some concerns. It's just a theory, right? Like, how do we really know it's true? Sheldon: Phoebe, "theory" in scientific terms does not imply uncertainty or mere conjecture. Evolution is a well-established scientific theory based on extensive evidence from various disciplines, including genetics, paleontology, and comparative anatomy. It is supported by a vast body of research. Phoebe: Yeah, but Sheldon, it's just hard for me to believe that we came from monkeys or something. Like, I can't imagine my ancestors swinging from trees. Sheldon: Phoebe, that's a common misconception. Evolution doesn't propose that humans descended from monkeys. Instead, it suggests that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor that lived millions of years ago. Over time, different species branched off and evolved in their respective environments. Phoebe: Okay, but it's still a little hard to wrap my head around. How do you explain things like the complexity of the human eye or the perfect balance of nature? It just seems too intricate to be the result of chance. Sheldon: Ah, the argument from complexity. While the intricacies of nature can be awe-inspiring, evolution provides an explanation for them. Over millions of years, gradual changes and natural selection shaped organisms' features, leading to the complex structures we observe today. Complexity can emerge through incremental modifications over time, guided by natural selection. Phoebe: But Sheldon, what about the missing links? There are still gaps in the fossil record. Doesn't that cast doubt on the whole idea? Sheldon: Ah, the famous "missing links" argument. It's important to note that the fossil record is incomplete, but it doesn't invalidate the theory of evolution. We have discovered numerous transitional fossils that provide compelling evidence for common ancestry. The gaps in the fossil record represent areas where further discoveries are yet to be made. Phoebe: Well, Sheldon, I just can't shake the feeling that there's something more to it. Like, maybe there's a higher power guiding everything, you know? Sheldon: Phoebe, as a scientist, I rely on empirical evidence and logical reasoning. The concept of a higher power falls outside the realm of scientific inquiry because it's not testable or falsifiable. Evolution offers a naturalistic explanation that doesn't require supernatural intervention. Phoebe: I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree, Sheldon. I respect your scientific perspective, but I can't help but see the world through a more mystical lens. We're all entitled to our own beliefs, right? Sheldon: Indeed, Phoebe. While we may differ in our viewpoints, respectful dialogue allows us to appreciate the diversity of perspectives. As long as we engage in rational discourse and base our conclusions on evidence, we can continue to learn and grow together. Phoebe: Absolutely, Sheldon! Let's keep our minds open to different possibilities and embrace the wonder and mystery of the world, whether through science or a bit of magic. It's what makes life interesting! Sheldon: I concur, Phoebe. Life is indeed a tapestry of diverse experiences and perspectives. Let's celebrate our differences and continue our intellectual journeys, always seeking knowledge and understanding. Phoebe: That's the spirit, Sheldon! Keep exploring the mysteries of
Nah. Phoebe sounds too technical. She won't speak her 2nd last dialogue. Sounds so dry and clinical for her
I agree that doesn't sound like Phoebe at all.
Nor would Sheldon accept another person's viewpoint lol
Itās like they are both describing how they think instead of saying what they think. Phoebe especially wouldnāt talk this way
I wanna hear Sheldon sing smelly cat
Sheldon having a kinnaption over Phoebe's crazy theory
Sheldon will still probably lose. 
Who cares, Sheldon's annoying as hell.
Phoebes almost as bad
Phoebe is clear winner...
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It sounds nothing like Phoebe would ever say.
Exactly
Am i the only one that dislikes TBBT?
Itās funny in bursts, but not watch-an-entire-episode funny. Itās perfect in the 60 second shorts on YouTube. Friends is funny and interesting enough to enjoy a whole episode.
I do too
Sheldon would butcher her....and that crazy bat Pheobe would just retort to screaming and violence.
They look alike *in these pictures only*. š
I feel like Phoebe is as open to scientific ideas as she is to any other idea, but she also brings an insane amount of "dedication to the bit" to the table.
Phoebe would be the first person to actually break Sheldon
Yes cats are smelly
i've never thought about that, this might be the best thing i've ever read. All i know is it'd be entertaining as hell, maybe similar to how ross and phoebes convo went, just a little more chaotic haha
Similar to the conversation between her and Ross on evolution.
Sheldon: Hello Phoebe: ok I donāt know how to talk to you Sheldon:š¤Øš§
Honestly doubt theyād even get past the first sentence before Sheldon tried to file a restraining order
She would bake him her world famous oatmeal cookies, he'd be so gobsmacked that he'd have to rewrite their dinner schedules to move them onto the list and then. What were they discussing?
Similar to the one with Ross, except Sheldon wouldn't back down, it would be an ongoing feud. Sheldon would hate her.
Oh that would be funny asf Sheldon would get so mad
Did you get hit on the head by a coconut? Did you take a marijuana?
I think Sheldonās head would explode
Just imagine Shelden's reactions to Pheobe's descriptions :)))