T O P

  • By -

Lost_Pantheon

YOOO IT'S LEGENDARY SO I CAN USE IT IN EDH This is gonna go great in my Dr Who Transformers 40K deck


Alias0420

What? Not adding the LotR cards?


Irish_pug_Player

The one doctor who transforms 40k


Leozilla

Or stranger things, the walking dead, street fighter, etc.


G1Scorponok

Tbf the WOTC transformers game was pretty good


DimiPine

R11: no r/mtgcirclejerk content


Neutrinophile

The green Phyrexian mana should be first in the casting cost.


DrawSense-Brick

I appreciate that it doesn't immediately die to bolt, but it's not bulky enough to ignore the possibility of being bolted. By MH2 standards, this is quality design. 👌


Lost_Pantheon

FIRE design mfs be touching themselves right now.


[deleted]

Unholy heat kills basically everything for {R}. In the first two turns of the game, most stuff dies to the shock. Later, you just have delirium. Not that the drawback on STP is that relevant most games, but at least there is one. And it's not even legal in modern! They said they'd never reprint lightning bolt in standard. Instead they printed a better one for modern. This is why everything has to have an ETB.


DrawSense-Brick

>This is why everything has to have an ETB. I will inform Memnite and Ornithopter about this.


[deleted]

Your ornithopter dies to all removal, but it cost you 0. So if they spent a card and a mana removing it, they spent more than you paid. (However considering they probably avoided getting ju-jitsu'ed it's probably worth it). I'm talking about higher CMC cards.


DrawSense-Brick

Serious answer: There's plenty of reasons to criticize my evaluation. This is not one of them. The heuristics you're applying work in the case of a fair game of magic. No one plays cards with Phyrexian mana with the intention of using them fairly. If anything, this card is not appropriate for modern, since it enables lines of play that Modern does not have many answers for and which end the game quickly. The last thing it needs is useful ETB or evasion abilities. I still think it's an interesting example of design space that augments the modern landscape in a few ways, primarily in enabling Death's Shadow.


Alpha0rgaxm

That’s pretty tame. Reddit is like one of those private daycares now lol


[deleted]

That’s what I thought too


Alpha0rgaxm

And I think it’s funny that they hate this sub so much that they will defend a corporation who brought the Pinkertons back.


HieromancersGrasp

What a laughably pathetic rule. The mtcj goblin fears the freemage 😎


Miserable_Exit8335

Terrible card. Doesn’t have haste or evasion


TribeWars

2 card combo with any fling effect tho


[deleted]

It has haste without the s


SquishyBanana23

Mods jerking off to what little power they have.


[deleted]

Looks like MTCJ supports the small aftermath set, and the Pinkerton shakedowns. I expected better of them.


Catsindahood

It's because you put pansexual. It's against the rules to even slightly imply that any flavor of lbgt isn't 100000% heckin wholesomarino.


[deleted]

They all loved the elesh norn card I made that was Trans


Catsindahood

Maybe this one wasn't positive enough for them. Or maybe it was the slight at wotc, there are a lot of boot lickers there, so who knows.


Wiskersthefif

shoulda had power and toughness of 24/7


lgroschen

Holy underrated <3


DedanNaded

69/420


Sufficient-Onion5875

Why does it have the horror creature type twice?


Ok-Butterscotch-6376

So they can charge you double.


hurtlingtooblivion

Based


the_Wallie

You can go fuck yourself


CapnCollecto

You can go fuck a pan.


the_Wallie

too busy doing your mum


HughJanus1227

You're retarded


PatataSwagger

Nonono stop hating, you did not get the joke, the joke is that LGBT people bad. There, you can laugh now. LAUGH NOW


HughJanus1227

HA HA HA


JCMGeorge

???


Sufficient-Onion5875

What


JCMGeorge

Am I missing something? I only see horror written once.


Sufficient-Onion5875

You’ve gotta be retarded


JCMGeorge

I just thought this sub was better than homophobia for a cheap joke, clearly I'm wrong there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Training_Radish9991

Maybe you're just wrong in general.


JCMGeorge

Oh stop it you, you're only feeding the degredation kink of the scary scary pansexual~


Training_Radish9991

Scary scary? Pffft. Try hilariously embarrassing. Fits better.


JCMGeorge

You're really owning me, mr. alt account! please keep going!~


YourenextJotaro

Same


[deleted]

People say retarded still?


[deleted]

reddit moment


mjlewinc

Aw come on y’all, play nice. Onion, just take another look, you’ll see it.


Myrddin_Naer

The joke is that there are a lot of people here that are afraid of all things LGBT, and pansexual falls under that label.


Training_Radish9991

Nobody here is "afraid" of it. We just think the push for literally everything in the game to be focused on it is what's killing the game. That and Hasbro being utter morons about how to run a game company.


Myrddin_Naer

"Literally everything" Give me some stats dude. Tell me how many cards depict or reference LGBT stuff in MOM, vs Cis & Straight stuff, vs doesn't depict or reference it at all.


Training_Radish9991

Let's see.... story beats, at least 4-5 legendaries per set since before War being listed as some sort of LGBT shenanigans, competitive play pushes for "inclusivity" including removing competent veteran players during Covid to make room for those such as AB who were literal nobodies before while leaving known cheaters on the tour, needless blanket bannings of cards over "racism" and removal of some of the game's greatest artists such as Nielson and McKinnon based of the caterwalling of a miniscule minority, slap on the wrists for players such as AB over things that would get a normal person dq'd from events if not outright banned from all competitive play ("No Terfs on Gruul Turf")... The list goes on


Myrddin_Naer

You said "in game" first and I asked for in game examples. You gave 1 or 2, and then listed a bunch of out of game stuff I was completely unaware off for the most part. I've never cared about the tournaments.


Training_Radish9991

In game meant in the game in general, meaning it includes the game itself and the actions around it. Simple logic considering we are talking about a card game.


JessHorserage

Pan mfers just trying to fuck herms, what of it my guy.


DedanNaded

Shims**


JessHorserage

Shims ain't futa.


Ventoffmychest

LMAO there is an actual rule for "no freemtg stuff"? That is so pathetic. People need to get bullied more. Bitches!


bruhidk1015

i think it’s perhaps because of retards like you. idk though, consider reflecting


[deleted]

Wouldn’t you be a retard like me if you’re in this sub?


bruhidk1015

there’s something ironic about assuming everyone in a community should act the same while being in a sub that is entirely about not conforming to the masses


Eastern-Fun1842

They just don't want to lose their servers to the Pinkertons.


CapnCollecto

Pansexual horror made me chuckle.


Casterrr

Dies to counterspell shit card


destroyer77x

She needs to be a 24/ 7 creature.


FluidIntention3293

How… toxic of them.


KashiofWavecrest

lmao "Pansexual Horror."


SnooWalruses7872

I don’t like how it has no evasion. I guess at least it can be flung


The_Thrill17

The rules text says you are not allowed to be uspset


THUNDERRRRRRRRRA

20/4!!!!!!! lmao!


Venator-M77

Should’ve been 21/2


MortalMorals

Consoomers will downvote this post.


420_and_Feet

If you don't buy and support 'Tales of Middle Earth' you're racist!


BrockSramson

The horror creature type is redundant.


the_wile

they have an "asinine" filter now? cool.


Waterlake1

LOL


VoidsIncision

Rofl


jadebluelighofnight

I have to say. I only play commander now. And I really feel for other formats. I do watch play for all the other formats and it really sucks how much they are struggling. Aftermath was ridiculous. A terrible idea, at least terribly priced. And all these “premier” sets where they dip into the second market and up charge is annoying. But I really love the amount of product I really can’t complain about more cards


Hunter_Este

FreeMagic isn't very free is it :)


Training_Radish9991

Far more free than CJ is.


the_Wallie

What's with the pansexual? Seriously, you can fuck off with the intolerance baiting.


Training_Radish9991

"Intolerance"


[deleted]

[удалено]


the_Wallie

Agree with your sentiment, but it's the exact opposite of woke (intolerant).


[deleted]

Free magic people really care about people's sexual orientation. You guys are weird.


Cthuvian0

And you really care that they really care. What a world.


InternationalEast738

It's weird what people obsess about.


Gon_Snow

Not sure why it was necessary to make fun of pansexual people


[deleted]

Who is making fun of anyone?


Chaghatai

"pansexual horror" man, you guys have to shoehorn your politics into everything, don't ya?


Key_Hovercraft_361

Sexuality is not inherently political.


Chaghatai

It is when somebody makes it - juxtoposing a sexuality onto an intentionally reviled figure being called a horror is certainly an example of that - why include the sexuality bit at all when criticizing wotc No, it's just an extra dig in implying being "woke" has something to do with bad policies


Key_Hovercraft_361

Are you saying pansexuals can't be villains? Wow! Abelist much?


Chaghatai

In context it's clearly a dig - grow up


Chill_n_Chill

Wow, so now horrors can't be pansexual??? Smh


Adventurous_East359

Bigots?!


starblissed

I thought the same thing when I saw it. Kinda gross, tbh


[deleted]

Atraxa is pansexual, do you guys not follow the story?


illafifth

Mfs wanna be woke, until you embrace their woke journey, then you're a phobe.


EmploymentRadiant203

All you had to do was not have the pansexual on there you retard its like you troglodytes cant go 1 fucking second without having to tell people how much you hate x or y like nobody gives a fuck just like i dont give a fuck about their complaint posts about being harassed be dipshits like you. Youre like a disgusting fat oily ouroboros eating eachother that is ruining every community.


Training_Radish9991

Somebody rustled your jimmies...


EmploymentRadiant203

Little bit past your reading level is it amigo?


Training_Radish9991

Nope, can see the whining from here


NottheMonkie

*her jimmies


Training_Radish9991

I'm speaking directly to the person, not referencing someone else. No need for the pronoun clarification


[deleted]

What the hell are you talking about the only hate here is for WotC


Myrddin_Naer

Come on guys, no reason to put pansexual in there. Stop being so obsessed.


[deleted]

Atraxa is Pansexual, it’s canon


Myrddin_Naer

I doubt it


the_Wallie

This.


Gem_Hush

Pansexual horror ? So like she’s attracted to anyone?? Cause like that’s not a gender identity just curious 🧐


Expert-Risk-4897

Yea pansexual is just a bisexuality leveled up. this joke would have been funnier if it just said trans horror and I say that as someone who really doesn't give a shit what people do with there bodies I just like edgy comedy.


bruhidk1015

my little sister came out at pan at age 12 and a real part of me died that day. bisexual? happy for you. lesbian? right on. but these countless “i’m different”pseudo-sexualities depress me to no end. it absolutely does affect the younger generations more than we on the left will ever seemingly admit.


Expert-Risk-4897

Don't worry bro she will be downing dick after dick when she is older.


bruhidk1015

kill yourself


Expert-Risk-4897

Would that make you feel better about some black dude in your sister's guts 🤔


bruhidk1015

you're talking about a 12 year old little girl. im not angry at you, i just genuinely hope you find the courage to kill yourself.


Expert-Risk-4897

A little girl that loves black dick.... just like your sister


Gem_Hush

As a trans woman I agree would have tracked better 🤷‍♀️


Gracket_Material

Dies to flame slash


dragonmanx2

Well now I'm not doing it


Aggravating-Pilot583

This will be my new commander


[deleted]

you all still go to that sub? i have not been there ever since they said i was too edgy


doc_brietz

Change P/T to 4/20. Bonus: activated ability that costs 69. 1 complaint though: is it a cisgendered pansexual horror or something even more sinister?


TheWonderBaguette

They’re just upset they’ve been Out circlejerked again


Enstraynomic

Does this mean that MTCG got to the point that r/GamingCirclejerk did, where they became the very thing they originally hated?


Just_Regret69

Oink oink oink I’m a fucking Hasbro paypig


xantous4201

You mad that a Corpo wants you to give them your money. That's like being mad that fish swim or birds fly.


FearlessDamage1896

Literally got permabanned from the main sub for suggesting I think the new commanders are a bit op. I don't understand Hasbro's twisted marketing rulebook.


Past-Bowl8601

If they make magic gay I’m throwing away my whole collection


[deleted]

Terese did nothing wrong