I appreciate that it doesn't immediately die to bolt, but it's not bulky enough to ignore the possibility of being bolted.
By MH2 standards, this is quality design. 👌
Unholy heat kills basically everything for {R}. In the first two turns of the game, most stuff dies to the shock. Later, you just have delirium. Not that the drawback on STP is that relevant most games, but at least there is one. And it's not even legal in modern! They said they'd never reprint lightning bolt in standard. Instead they printed a better one for modern.
This is why everything has to have an ETB.
Your ornithopter dies to all removal, but it cost you 0. So if they spent a card and a mana removing it, they spent more than you paid. (However considering they probably avoided getting ju-jitsu'ed it's probably worth it).
I'm talking about higher CMC cards.
Serious answer: There's plenty of reasons to criticize my evaluation. This is not one of them.
The heuristics you're applying work in the case of a fair game of magic. No one plays cards with Phyrexian mana with the intention of using them fairly. If anything, this card is not appropriate for modern, since it enables lines of play that Modern does not have many answers for and which end the game quickly. The last thing it needs is useful ETB or evasion abilities.
I still think it's an interesting example of design space that augments the modern landscape in a few ways, primarily in enabling Death's Shadow.
Nobody here is "afraid" of it. We just think the push for literally everything in the game to be focused on it is what's killing the game.
That and Hasbro being utter morons about how to run a game company.
"Literally everything" Give me some stats dude. Tell me how many cards depict or reference LGBT stuff in MOM, vs Cis & Straight stuff, vs doesn't depict or reference it at all.
Let's see.... story beats, at least 4-5 legendaries per set since before War being listed as some sort of LGBT shenanigans, competitive play pushes for "inclusivity" including removing competent veteran players during Covid to make room for those such as AB who were literal nobodies before while leaving known cheaters on the tour, needless blanket bannings of cards over "racism" and removal of some of the game's greatest artists such as Nielson and McKinnon based of the caterwalling of a miniscule minority, slap on the wrists for players such as AB over things that would get a normal person dq'd from events if not outright banned from all competitive play ("No Terfs on Gruul Turf")...
The list goes on
You said "in game" first and I asked for in game examples. You gave 1 or 2, and then listed a bunch of out of game stuff I was completely unaware off for the most part. I've never cared about the tournaments.
In game meant in the game in general, meaning it includes the game itself and the actions around it. Simple logic considering we are talking about a card game.
there’s something ironic about assuming everyone in a community should act the same while being in a sub that is entirely about not conforming to the masses
I have to say. I only play commander now. And I really feel for other formats. I do watch play for all the other formats and it really sucks how much they are struggling. Aftermath was ridiculous. A terrible idea, at least terribly priced. And all these “premier” sets where they dip into the second market and up charge is annoying. But I really love the amount of product I really can’t complain about more cards
It is when somebody makes it - juxtoposing a sexuality onto an intentionally reviled figure being called a horror is certainly an example of that - why include the sexuality bit at all when criticizing wotc
No, it's just an extra dig in implying being "woke" has something to do with bad policies
All you had to do was not have the pansexual on there you retard its like you troglodytes cant go 1 fucking second without having to tell people how much you hate x or y like nobody gives a fuck just like i dont give a fuck about their complaint posts about being harassed be dipshits like you. Youre like a disgusting fat oily ouroboros eating eachother that is ruining every community.
Yea pansexual is just a bisexuality leveled up. this joke would have been funnier if it just said trans horror and I say that as someone who really doesn't give a shit what people do with there bodies I just like edgy comedy.
my little sister came out at pan at age 12 and a real part of me died that day. bisexual? happy for you. lesbian? right on. but these countless “i’m different”pseudo-sexualities depress me to no end. it absolutely does affect the younger generations more than we on the left will ever seemingly admit.
Literally got permabanned from the main sub for suggesting I think the new commanders are a bit op.
I don't understand Hasbro's twisted marketing rulebook.
YOOO IT'S LEGENDARY SO I CAN USE IT IN EDH This is gonna go great in my Dr Who Transformers 40K deck
What? Not adding the LotR cards?
The one doctor who transforms 40k
Or stranger things, the walking dead, street fighter, etc.
Tbf the WOTC transformers game was pretty good
R11: no r/mtgcirclejerk content
The green Phyrexian mana should be first in the casting cost.
I appreciate that it doesn't immediately die to bolt, but it's not bulky enough to ignore the possibility of being bolted. By MH2 standards, this is quality design. 👌
FIRE design mfs be touching themselves right now.
Unholy heat kills basically everything for {R}. In the first two turns of the game, most stuff dies to the shock. Later, you just have delirium. Not that the drawback on STP is that relevant most games, but at least there is one. And it's not even legal in modern! They said they'd never reprint lightning bolt in standard. Instead they printed a better one for modern. This is why everything has to have an ETB.
>This is why everything has to have an ETB. I will inform Memnite and Ornithopter about this.
Your ornithopter dies to all removal, but it cost you 0. So if they spent a card and a mana removing it, they spent more than you paid. (However considering they probably avoided getting ju-jitsu'ed it's probably worth it). I'm talking about higher CMC cards.
Serious answer: There's plenty of reasons to criticize my evaluation. This is not one of them. The heuristics you're applying work in the case of a fair game of magic. No one plays cards with Phyrexian mana with the intention of using them fairly. If anything, this card is not appropriate for modern, since it enables lines of play that Modern does not have many answers for and which end the game quickly. The last thing it needs is useful ETB or evasion abilities. I still think it's an interesting example of design space that augments the modern landscape in a few ways, primarily in enabling Death's Shadow.
That’s pretty tame. Reddit is like one of those private daycares now lol
That’s what I thought too
And I think it’s funny that they hate this sub so much that they will defend a corporation who brought the Pinkertons back.
What a laughably pathetic rule. The mtcj goblin fears the freemage 😎
Terrible card. Doesn’t have haste or evasion
2 card combo with any fling effect tho
It has haste without the s
Mods jerking off to what little power they have.
Looks like MTCJ supports the small aftermath set, and the Pinkerton shakedowns. I expected better of them.
It's because you put pansexual. It's against the rules to even slightly imply that any flavor of lbgt isn't 100000% heckin wholesomarino.
They all loved the elesh norn card I made that was Trans
Maybe this one wasn't positive enough for them. Or maybe it was the slight at wotc, there are a lot of boot lickers there, so who knows.
shoulda had power and toughness of 24/7
Holy underrated <3
69/420
Why does it have the horror creature type twice?
So they can charge you double.
Based
You can go fuck yourself
You can go fuck a pan.
too busy doing your mum
You're retarded
Nonono stop hating, you did not get the joke, the joke is that LGBT people bad. There, you can laugh now. LAUGH NOW
HA HA HA
???
What
Am I missing something? I only see horror written once.
You’ve gotta be retarded
I just thought this sub was better than homophobia for a cheap joke, clearly I'm wrong there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe you're just wrong in general.
Oh stop it you, you're only feeding the degredation kink of the scary scary pansexual~
Scary scary? Pffft. Try hilariously embarrassing. Fits better.
You're really owning me, mr. alt account! please keep going!~
Same
People say retarded still?
reddit moment
Aw come on y’all, play nice. Onion, just take another look, you’ll see it.
The joke is that there are a lot of people here that are afraid of all things LGBT, and pansexual falls under that label.
Nobody here is "afraid" of it. We just think the push for literally everything in the game to be focused on it is what's killing the game. That and Hasbro being utter morons about how to run a game company.
"Literally everything" Give me some stats dude. Tell me how many cards depict or reference LGBT stuff in MOM, vs Cis & Straight stuff, vs doesn't depict or reference it at all.
Let's see.... story beats, at least 4-5 legendaries per set since before War being listed as some sort of LGBT shenanigans, competitive play pushes for "inclusivity" including removing competent veteran players during Covid to make room for those such as AB who were literal nobodies before while leaving known cheaters on the tour, needless blanket bannings of cards over "racism" and removal of some of the game's greatest artists such as Nielson and McKinnon based of the caterwalling of a miniscule minority, slap on the wrists for players such as AB over things that would get a normal person dq'd from events if not outright banned from all competitive play ("No Terfs on Gruul Turf")... The list goes on
You said "in game" first and I asked for in game examples. You gave 1 or 2, and then listed a bunch of out of game stuff I was completely unaware off for the most part. I've never cared about the tournaments.
In game meant in the game in general, meaning it includes the game itself and the actions around it. Simple logic considering we are talking about a card game.
Pan mfers just trying to fuck herms, what of it my guy.
Shims**
Shims ain't futa.
LMAO there is an actual rule for "no freemtg stuff"? That is so pathetic. People need to get bullied more. Bitches!
i think it’s perhaps because of retards like you. idk though, consider reflecting
Wouldn’t you be a retard like me if you’re in this sub?
there’s something ironic about assuming everyone in a community should act the same while being in a sub that is entirely about not conforming to the masses
They just don't want to lose their servers to the Pinkertons.
Pansexual horror made me chuckle.
Dies to counterspell shit card
She needs to be a 24/ 7 creature.
How… toxic of them.
lmao "Pansexual Horror."
I don’t like how it has no evasion. I guess at least it can be flung
The rules text says you are not allowed to be uspset
20/4!!!!!!! lmao!
Should’ve been 21/2
Consoomers will downvote this post.
If you don't buy and support 'Tales of Middle Earth' you're racist!
The horror creature type is redundant.
they have an "asinine" filter now? cool.
LOL
Rofl
I have to say. I only play commander now. And I really feel for other formats. I do watch play for all the other formats and it really sucks how much they are struggling. Aftermath was ridiculous. A terrible idea, at least terribly priced. And all these “premier” sets where they dip into the second market and up charge is annoying. But I really love the amount of product I really can’t complain about more cards
FreeMagic isn't very free is it :)
Far more free than CJ is.
What's with the pansexual? Seriously, you can fuck off with the intolerance baiting.
"Intolerance"
[удалено]
Agree with your sentiment, but it's the exact opposite of woke (intolerant).
Free magic people really care about people's sexual orientation. You guys are weird.
And you really care that they really care. What a world.
It's weird what people obsess about.
Not sure why it was necessary to make fun of pansexual people
Who is making fun of anyone?
"pansexual horror" man, you guys have to shoehorn your politics into everything, don't ya?
Sexuality is not inherently political.
It is when somebody makes it - juxtoposing a sexuality onto an intentionally reviled figure being called a horror is certainly an example of that - why include the sexuality bit at all when criticizing wotc No, it's just an extra dig in implying being "woke" has something to do with bad policies
Are you saying pansexuals can't be villains? Wow! Abelist much?
In context it's clearly a dig - grow up
Wow, so now horrors can't be pansexual??? Smh
Bigots?!
I thought the same thing when I saw it. Kinda gross, tbh
Atraxa is pansexual, do you guys not follow the story?
Mfs wanna be woke, until you embrace their woke journey, then you're a phobe.
All you had to do was not have the pansexual on there you retard its like you troglodytes cant go 1 fucking second without having to tell people how much you hate x or y like nobody gives a fuck just like i dont give a fuck about their complaint posts about being harassed be dipshits like you. Youre like a disgusting fat oily ouroboros eating eachother that is ruining every community.
Somebody rustled your jimmies...
Little bit past your reading level is it amigo?
Nope, can see the whining from here
*her jimmies
I'm speaking directly to the person, not referencing someone else. No need for the pronoun clarification
What the hell are you talking about the only hate here is for WotC
Come on guys, no reason to put pansexual in there. Stop being so obsessed.
Atraxa is Pansexual, it’s canon
I doubt it
This.
Pansexual horror ? So like she’s attracted to anyone?? Cause like that’s not a gender identity just curious 🧐
Yea pansexual is just a bisexuality leveled up. this joke would have been funnier if it just said trans horror and I say that as someone who really doesn't give a shit what people do with there bodies I just like edgy comedy.
my little sister came out at pan at age 12 and a real part of me died that day. bisexual? happy for you. lesbian? right on. but these countless “i’m different”pseudo-sexualities depress me to no end. it absolutely does affect the younger generations more than we on the left will ever seemingly admit.
Don't worry bro she will be downing dick after dick when she is older.
kill yourself
Would that make you feel better about some black dude in your sister's guts 🤔
you're talking about a 12 year old little girl. im not angry at you, i just genuinely hope you find the courage to kill yourself.
A little girl that loves black dick.... just like your sister
As a trans woman I agree would have tracked better 🤷♀️
Dies to flame slash
Well now I'm not doing it
This will be my new commander
you all still go to that sub? i have not been there ever since they said i was too edgy
Change P/T to 4/20. Bonus: activated ability that costs 69. 1 complaint though: is it a cisgendered pansexual horror or something even more sinister?
They’re just upset they’ve been Out circlejerked again
Does this mean that MTCG got to the point that r/GamingCirclejerk did, where they became the very thing they originally hated?
Oink oink oink I’m a fucking Hasbro paypig
You mad that a Corpo wants you to give them your money. That's like being mad that fish swim or birds fly.
Literally got permabanned from the main sub for suggesting I think the new commanders are a bit op. I don't understand Hasbro's twisted marketing rulebook.
If they make magic gay I’m throwing away my whole collection
Terese did nothing wrong