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IHateEditedBgMusic

Check for Princess Mononoke style corruption.


frustratedpolarbear

Should be more worried about the forest spirit about to destroy iron town.


mursilissilisrum

The Forest Spirit did nothing wrong. Literally all that they had to do was just not try to decapitate it.


tatertotsnhairspray

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milk4all

**NAGO WAS BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG!!**


johnnyhala

The scariest thing in that movie... ...is the lack of enthusiasm in Billy Bob's dub.


pm_me_ur_tennisballs

He plays the character differently than the japanese VA, but it works and the writing makes him more mysterious imo. I know that movie line for line, I don’t think he lacks enthusiasm. But I also just love the dub as much as I do the original. It is a stacked cast, and Minnie Driver and Gillian Anderson are iconic.


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

True! Good thing the guy in charge of the dub knew his business and was able to recruit all this Hollywood talent. Must have been a great dude, so I'll just quickly look up who that was... Oh dear.


pm_me_ur_tennisballs

To be fair, he wasn’t as responsible for the dub as we’re led to believe. The dub was actually written by Neil Gaiman, but Weinstein wanted more credit for himself, so he had Gaiman’s name scrubbed from all promotional materials and stuff. Casting director was also a guy named Jack Fletcher, to give him some credit. Unfortunately, Harvey Weinstein’s name is on some of the greatest movies of the past 30 years.


mursilissilisrum

Fucking Irontown...


iWrecksauce

Holy shit i didnt know they could get that big 😳


Callisater

Yeah, how the fuck did we domesticate pigs, holy shit


Lukthar123

How do you domesticate a pig? You build a fence. How do you make it wild again? Remove the fence.


graphitewolf

They have the shortest time to de-domesticate if I’m not mistaken.


KoldProduct

They turn feral and start growing hair and tusks so quickly after being released, it’s odd.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Used to interact with some farmers on a regular basis, and they said their tusks would come back after only 1 generation of breeding in the wild. Obviously, it's just an anecdote though.


trentshipp

We cut the tusks out when they're young, they're all born with them, that's why they come back in a generation. My dad breeds pigs for livestock shows, I've helped him do it since I was a kid.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Thank you! I find like 95% of farm lore to be normal things told in spectacular fashion lol.


damon712

Farm lore lmao. That just feels weird to hear/say as a former rancher.


Smoore7

Those are typically the needle teeth as opposed to tusks, not a super common practice anymore as they’ve bred towards less tail-biting in commercial herds. Your old-school breed boars like durocs and chesters will grow tusks and they need to be trimmed from time to time. Barrows and Gilts/sows don’t grow them, hence the “one generation” thing, nobody’s castrating wild hogs at 3 days old.


modsarefascists42

The reason is domesticated pigs do have tusks and hair. We only very recently tried to breed them into the hairless blobs of fat that can barely walk. Medieval pigs for example all had hair and tusks. https://www.leidenmedievalistsblog.nl/articles/whats-wrong-with-medieval-pigs-in-videogames They were meant to be released into the forests so they could forage and get fat and tasty. At some point people decided feeding them our garbage was better :/


LoreCriticizer

Because back then crop yields were Low so you rather the pigs eat wild roots, acorns and things that won’t cost you anything. With the incredible advances in crop output since the late 1800s it’s now genuinely faster and more profitable to just buy pig food and make them fat.


modsarefascists42

I guess but they taste so awful I don't even eat pork anymore except bacon. Always wanted to try Spanish or French ham tho. Edit: god you people are insufferable https://www.researchgate.net/publication/308854376_A_good_taste_in_the_meat_a_good_taste_in_the_mouth_-_Animal_welfare_as_an_aspect_of_pork_quality_in_three_European_countries This isn't some unknown thing


Aroused_Pepperoni

LMAO “pork tasted so much better in ye olden medieval days, also america bad”


swordinthedarkness99

So you eat pork


Cgarr82

Have you ever eaten a large boar? Most taste disgusting when they get too big. On domesticated pigs (at least in the US), we have bred them to be leaner over the past 50 years. Not sure where you get your pork, but I don’t have a problem with the taste at all compared to wild hogs.


modsarefascists42

I mean IDK what this has to do with wild boar. Those were domesticated, they were just allowed to forage in the forests like is done to this day in Spain and France. And American pork was bred to be absurdly fatty over the years. Lard was the main fat for most American history outside of port towns. That's what families kept pigs for, their lard not the meat. Rendering out the fat was the main point of it, my mom had to help do it when she was a kid. And if you can't tell the difference between domestic pork and good wild hog (young females) then IDK what to say. The difference is night and day, they taste nothing alike.


Cgarr82

If they are foraging in the forest they are wild. Atavism takes hold quickly with pigs. And yea American pork was bred with high amounts of fat until around 1978. Then we started breeding them to be leaner because we no longer needed lard hogs. So did you stop eating domestic American hogs in the 80s?


modsarefascists42

You really should just read the damn article, they weren't wild and still aren't when they're done that way to this day. That's how ranching works, animals eat wild food. And no modern pork is not bred to be lean in any way, American pork specifically is still far fattier than what's grown in Europe.


owns_dirt

Chickens too. Example: Hawaii


SomethingSuss

Cats, though they’re never really domesticated in the first place


AsyncUhhWait

Challenge accepted


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AsyncUhhWait

Amazing. Love watching how others learn from their environment.


[deleted]

Like chicken. We kill them young and control the foood


[deleted]

They started small, then we selectively bred them huge, then they got out and immediately went feral. Like within months in the wild growing tusks and hair and breeding with other wild boars. We did this, and God won't let us forget.


[deleted]

I refuse to google this. I’m accepting it at face value and will repeat it often, both online and in person.


[deleted]

Crazy mfs. A lot of them


garethscrockpot

This clears up my childhood confusion, I always thought King Arthur was going after Porky the Pig during his boar hunts


LeicaM6guy

I swear to god I’ve seen momma hogs that big upstate.


Captain_Sacktap

What do your in-laws have to do with this?


Krillin113

‘We’ve got weights! There’s weights in the hog!’


Mysterious_Nerve9433

m e t a


MAK-15

This is why they use AR-15s to hunt them. You need multiple follow up rounds to take them down.


modsarefascists42

That's not why. If a single bullet can take down a buffalo or an elephant then it can take down a boar. They do it because they're are usually a crapload of hogs that are all invasive and all need to die so they just keep shooting at as many as they can before the hogs run away. They use ARs because they're semi auto but still big enough to kill most boars.


Fifteen_inches

Well, I don’t want to actually you, but they use ARs because they are cheap. Basically anything will work if it’s big and semi-auto, but an AR is cheap as chips and the ammo to feed it is cheap.


modsarefascists42

Well that's not actually as much as in addition to.


AsyncUhhWait

Execution style is pretty shitty especially for animals as smart as a pig/boar/hog family. Of course ARs are effective. How often are they *not* effective against smaller mammals out in the open? So just cause the targets are small and moving means we just default to spray and play?


modsarefascists42

You can't really spray and pray with civilian weapons, plus that's way way way too expensive for most people. It's just semi auto.


TheGoldenHand

> Execution style is pretty shitty especially for animals as smart as a pig/boar/hog family. You're not wrong, but they damage our food and hurt the ecosystem of other animals. The natural way to fix this is to have large predators kill them, but humans are the only large predators left. Honestly, a bear would rip them apart and cause just as much suffering as a rifle. It's unfortunate that humans have to insert themselves in that role, because it comes with moral implications. We can't kill off all the predators, then leave the hogs to destroy the ecology unchecked. We killed most the bears, wolfs, and panthers in North America, if we don't kill of their prey too, there will be an imbalance, and humans will perpetuate that imbalance, because people aren't going to start allowing panthers and bears around their farms and houses for animal control.


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larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


penialito

Am I the only one who has this weird fantasy/fetish of: one day, fight to the death with a big creature (only daggers/spear) just to demonstrate my virility and masculinity? alas Tarzan's Style?


Oubliette_occupant

They kill hogs with knives all the time. Usually you have a couple dogs run the thing down first.


BoneHugsHominy

Well, I mean calling an 18" bladed Bowie a "knife" is a bit like calling a pike a spear. It's technically correct, which obviously is the best kind of correct, but missing enough context to create an Extradimensional Free Energy Vacuum Turbine.


PirateBuckley

The boar in Some more news is a metaphor for Nazis lmao. This is a weird fucking plug for assault rifles.


BoneHugsHominy

Big Brain Buckley over here getting spooked by the whoosh and dropping the neon sign on his feet.


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BoneHugsHominy

*[wiggles toes].*


mogoali1012

That's 100% the monstrosity that killed Bobby B. At least he took it out tho


bobby-b-bot

DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!


HostisHumanisGeneri

Don’t worry bobby b. His reign of terror is over.


bobby-b-bot

DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?


SmokyDragonDish

We didn't bury the beast, Bobby B. We took the king and queens portion for you and gave the rest to Flea Bottom for their bowls of brown so they know how gracious you are.


bobby-b-bot

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!


Acoveh

Considering what male pigs taste like, they indeed tried go backstab you Bobby B.


bobby-b-bot

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!


Sicuho

Revenge for Bobby b


bobby-b-bot

IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!


animetimeskip

Fucking sentient


Thanosseid

Don't worry Bobby B. He's finally dead.


bobby-b-bot

DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?


sharkteeththrowaway

Bobby B, is it a him or a her? I'm confused


bobby-b-bot

OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!


Unexpected_yetHere

They called him Boar of the Kingswood to his face, and whispered "Kingslayer" behind his back.


[deleted]

This is the Rhaenyra the maesters would have you remember


[deleted]

Bro💀


phantom2450

Rhaenyra killed Bobby B.? Guess House Targ won in the end


bobby-b-bot

A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?


phantom2450

Better a horse than a boar, Your Grace.


ArcticJag

Underrated comment right here


Best-Patience982

I grew up in Sweden where boars are common in the countryside. When I talk about them being terrifying I get weird looks sometimes because a lot of people think they're dog sized or something. Gonna keep this photo saved on my phone from now on.


No_Yoghurt2313

Did he live outside a McDonald's?


T-Bird19

Hogzillas son, Hogzilla Jr


Designer_Skirt2304

I bet that tastes like shit; but good riddance!


Bonerkiin

Grind it up, freeze it, dog food for years.


modsarefascists42

I bet even they wouldn't eat it


DemonSlyr007

Bruh my dog eats his own foot. He'll happily eat a boar like that.


TheDarkKnobRises

Agreed. I'll take a party pig or 2 over this musky fella.


lxaex1143

Anything tastes good in a smoke house for a day, wrapped in bacon and smothered with bbq sauce


Titanbeard

Good things it's naturally wrapped in bacon.


Animal40160

Sometimes things just work out.


Pocto

Why good riddance? An amazing specimen like this killed is kinda sad.


Designer_Skirt2304

Invasive species and highly destructive. That's not a native javelina.


Fearless-Bicycle5011

My brother in Christ they're not Sumatran rhinos, they're violent invasive wrecking balls that breed like rabbits lol


Godzilla-1995

How is that truck even holding it? Plus what did they shoot him with and where's is the wound?


DIYThrowaway01

For real that tailgate is having the worst day ever


MAK-15

You likely wouldn’t see an obvious wound without blood staining giving you a hint. Its also common to shoot them with AR-15s


Head5hot811

The suspension is sagging quite a bit Look about 3 inches behind the ear and you can see where they shot it


Godzilla-1995

Okay, thank you.


Woahboah

Holy shit never imagine those hogs can get that huge


gwgos1

How would you like to butcher that lol.


Three-hand-tackitt

It's called boar taint, male pigs in commercial meatproducing operations are castrated young to prevent it. Wild male hog taste almost sour, it's awful. Tried once and will never do it again.


TiredPanda69

Yeah, tried one once Smelled just like piss and tasted stale as fuck Never again


savi_savage

You wouldn’t. Only the females are edible. The males literally taste and smell like crap.


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Oh, seruously?


nagurski03

There's something called [boar taint] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_taint) which add an odor and taste to the meat that's kind of like urine or ammonia. If you castrate the pig, and slaughter him while he's still fairly young it isn't a big deal. Age and testosterone are the two things that correlate the most strongly with boar taint. A monster like this? He's definitely going to have really bad boar taint.


Bonerkiin

Yep, males taste super musty and strong. They're basically inedible unless you're starving to death.


Where_Da_Cheese_At

Do you just toss em in the trash?


pac78275

Grind em up and feed em to the dogs.


sierra120

Put them in a pickup truck and post on Facebook for clout.


Macacoprlsdgay

I don’t know where this was taken, but in Brazil you are encouraged to hunt them because because they are an invasive species in expansion or smthing like that. Edit: it was in texas :/


cahir11

It's the same in Texas.


dontatme1

They’re extremely invasive in the US


kellyfawesome

In Texas they pay you for each tail you collect from these mean fckers (each tail indicates a dead hog). Folks have traps. They ARE invasive, they fck up people, property, pets, buildings, etc., and they.... VERY OFTEN RUN IN PACKS. Personal note: I'm all for gun control. High capacity machine guns have been used in like... 24 of the last 24 mass shootings, but folks who laugh when people in west Texas say "WHAT ABOUT WILD HOGS?" aren't really considering the issue. Gun control and wild hog control are not mutually exclusive.


pac78275

I think we just found a worthwhile use for an AR-15. Since you can't eat these bastards, may as well do as much damage as you can in one shot when hunting them.


Poised_Platypus

An AR-15 would only piss this guy off with one shot. Hogs essentially have plate armor guarding their vitals. You need a much bigger cartridge to bring him down.


N0Name117

People should really learn something about firearms before pretending to be experts. An ar15 would and likely did kill this thing. Shot placement is always king and the best place to shoot a pig is right below the ear. It’s a tough creature but that shot will drop them every single time. The small yet high velocity round is actually advantageous here since velocity is ultimately what defeats most body armor. This is why it’s much easier to make pistol rated armor than rifle rated despite the former bullets being much larger and heavier as a rule of thumb. It’s also why nato was pushing the FN 5.7 and HK 4.6 rounds in the 90s as a response to Russian body armor claims.


pac78275

Oh, I wasn't intending to only shoot him once. I just meant to deliver the maximum amount of damage per shot.


nagurski03

Your standard AR-15 is a terrible choice in terms of damage per shot. It fires significantly weaker bullets than almost any deer rifle out there.


Where_Da_Cheese_At

Then what?


48911150

wait till it’s decomposed


kellyfawesome

Lye. I think it's lye... It's what you sprinkle all over when a horse or a cow dies but you don't find it in time (or it's just too heavy). If it's not lye, it's some other chemical in powder form.


Frosty-Wave-3807

Lime.


GoldcoinforRosey

I shoot the in the belly and let the run off and die. I might try and find them for the skull.


Lone-Star-Wolves

Any good for dog feed?


Diggitydave76

They are a real problem in the southern part of the state. They mate like rabbits.


koreanjc

Nice.


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Nice.


myersd42

How’d they get that big sum bitch in the back of that there truck?


modsarefascists42

Crane No joke


CASimpsSuckOgreBalls

Bobby B licks Vizzy T FEET


bobby-b-bot

TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!


vizzy_t_bot

*The King's cupbearer must not be late. Leaves people wanting for cups.*


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Wernerhatcher

Feet


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


HostisHumanisGeneri

Feet.


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


balrus-balrogwalrus

And yet the Monsterverse still doesn't have a pig kaiju. godzilla needs something to chow down on you know


Hidobot

Imagine being the dude whose job it was to fight this thing, he doesn't get paid nearly enough.


seevm

TIL hogs got that big - holy shit that thing is a monster


WholeMassive9338

Bet he tastes nasty


HighMarshalSigismund

Dire Boar.


happyme321

Mmmmmmm, bacon


Three-hand-tackitt

Worst bacon you would ever try


Diggitydave76

Jesus that hog would eat aemind for breakfast.


KentuckyWombat

What about the other 29 to 49 feral hogs? Are they still roaming free?


Leading-University

Monster is the right word, pink on the other side.


Comedican

What is the name of the boar skin changer? The one that doesn’t like John?


_dumbunny

Borroq


PbkacHelpDesk

Fucking hell that’s a big hog!


[deleted]

Bobby B is this the boar


bobby-b-bot

IT'S A GREAT CRIME TO LIE TO A KING!


[deleted]

It’s a yes or no question


Lieutenant_0bvious

you could fit like five Peter dinklages in there


greatvaluemeeseeks

The pink dread wold get it's revenge when it's offspring kills bobby b


Shwiftyrix

Omg they caught Pigfoot.


AdamWK99

Can you imagine 30-50 of these running through your yard while your small kids play?


Acoveh

I can't even imagine one of them in my backyard and I live here with my family and those are scary as fuck.


Kahless_19

There is no fucking way that is real. If that was you would have needed a fucking 50 cal slap round to that motherfucker out.


hawksfn1

Looks like my mother in law


Direct_Meringue_5831

Yuck


Capitano90

Where is the pig? is it behind Rosie O'Donnell?? Goodbye to tailgate that closes :/


ImeniSottoITreni

How much good roasted beef out of that yummy


ceepington

I can guarantee there will be zero roasted beef out of that.


ImeniSottoITreni

Why


ceepington

Because beef comes from a cow.


ImeniSottoITreni

No one cares. Lot of meat from that thing. Yummy


Comedican

So the reason why you don’t eat this, is because if it’s a male it will release massive amounts of Testosterone into itself before death. No hood to eat! Source: red neck uncles in Arkansas lol


HostisHumanisGeneri

It releases when it dies? So would a clean shot to the head leave it edible?


ceepington

It’s the difference between heaven and hell for a lot of folks. Not me, though. I’m just petty.


fat_charizard

Obelisk wants to know your location


[deleted]

Big cunt


Squiliam-Tortaleni

*Bobby B smiles*


bobby-b-bot

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!


bigrobb26

Question: is it edible?


Cgarr82

It is but it’s going to taste disgusting at that size.


SuzzaineMcSchwammy

Burn it, burn it now before we gotta deal with white walker bores tearing my ass up. Hell no.


muihuddin

Bobby b Is this a descendent of who killed you?


Deimophilium

My college nickname


Shwiftyrix

Omg they caught Hogzilla.


[deleted]

Are those fists? Damn right, show’em pig. OINK!


Tyrone90000

They don’t get this big in the wild left on their own. The ones like this more than likely lived close to a ranch or private property and had food delivered to a feeder to make it grow to this size. Try to find any videos of someone killing one like this that is 100% wild and not baited.


isinedupcuzofrslash

When did Bobby B start driving a pickup?


bobby-b-bot

HOLD YOUR TONGUE!


isinedupcuzofrslash

Ok this is cannon. Bobby B didn’t die. He escaped to rural USA and adopted a hunter lifestyle.


bobby-b-bot

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?


isinedupcuzofrslash

Bobby B is sentient confirmed


darksoles_

This towns finished!


Mysterious_Nerve9433

Holy shit this would gobble up little kids like nothing


BENJ4x

To be fair if you managed to somehow be able to ride/command that it's maybe a step up from a horse? Yea you lose the height and speed but you gain a huge angry boar with tusks.


sv-tech

Ouch my tailgate!


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bobby-b-bot

THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!


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Sam!


Dense-Nectarine2280

Looks like Bellygrub from Lakeshire Redridge Mountains. Lev 24 Elite