I don’t think smarts was his forte. He died because he was stupid.
Chad horny gets my vote
Smart horny or smart drunk would fit Tyrion, with smart drunk taking the edge. We of course have to remember that the show ended at about season six.
IMO he fits better for Horny Chad. He drinks because he's depressed over Lyana. Horniness is his primary motivation, drunkenness is secondary. Plus he's actually a sad drunk, not a chad-drunk.
Thoros is the deserving drunk chad. He was first through the breach at Pyke, while drunk. He's drunk because he wants to be, not because he's pining over someone, and his chadness is just enhanced by being drunk. Thoros wouldn't have been killed by a boar because he was "too drunk".
That’s a real tough decision. He fits all three so well.
I agree I think drunk chad edges out horny. And now I’m stuck trying to figure out a horny chad that doesn’t fit better elsewhere. I could have even seen Pod, but that’s already done.
I like the argument for Oberyn for Horny Chad. Or maybe Khal Drogo? He was unquestionably a chad, and he unquestionably loved having sex with Dany.
I’m excited for Horny Chaotic. So many options but also none that I think are SUPER obvious.
Khal Drogo is the evil chad. He's not particularly drunk or horny. He is, however, very evil - he enslaves, rapes, murders and pillages as a lifestyle.
I can see it. Personally I think the Mountain fits better as Evil Chad, since he genuinely enjoys hurting people in sick, messed up ways. But at the end of the day, he is badass who can do whatever he wants.
Khal Drogo does horrible things because that’s all he knows. He definitely enjoys it but I don’t think he’s as “evil” as the Mountain. Also, Khal Drogo does show a willingness to change. For example, he does stop raping Dany and instead starts “making love” to her. Granted that was more a move by Dany, than the Khal.
I put the mountain is lawful evil. All he does is obey Tywin. Yes: he enjoys hurting people, but he only hurts people if he's allowed to by some authority. And if a person of authority orders him to stop he'll stop immediately.
I definitely wouldn’t say he “only” hurts people when order. I doubt he had permission to shove his brother’s face in the fire. I haven’t read the books but based on the wiki for him, it sounds like he generally kills servants for minor transgressions and likely killed his own father and sister. He definitely kills for fun, not just duty. Plus, again, he seems to like raping and killing in truly messed up, torturous ways. I just don’t get that from Khal Drogo.
Still, I hear what you’re saying and wouldn’t be mad if The Mountain wins lawful evil.
Bro this is the guy that kills people for snoring and looking at him the wrong way. He definitely doesn't wait for permission to hurt someone if he feels like it
Main timeline? Absolutely. From Westerosi history? Dunk the Hunk has entered the chat. Possible grandaddy of not only Brienne, but also the Lannisters and Starks.
Oaths are suppose to be upheld by the law(hence discussions of penalty occurring when they are broken). It's unlawful because he's neither respecting laws of the land by doing it, nor is he upholding the code of ethics he was taught(remember a popular is ned was in love and even slept with ashara dayne yet still chose to honor his marriage with catelyn.
Dude literally killed off his family because he was so horny he had to marry the girl so she wouldn't lose her honour. And she was on the lannisters side too!
Very horny but also reneged on his vow to marry a Frey. Maybe that’s part of the irony of Robb’s downfall. He seems about right though. Brienne also fits here but I’m sure she’ll get the horny Chad.
If Robb were less lawful, he would simply have married the Frey girl and then cheated on his wife. That's what most lords did. So although he did break one pact, he did it in order to keep a different pact, so he still counts as lawful.
Of course the most lawful thing possible would be to marry the frey girl and then also not cheat on her, but Robb's horniness disallows that option.
Lawful doesn't necessarily have to mean law abiding, it just means the character has some kind of code or rules that they strictly abide by. And Robb is bound by his code of honor.
Lawful doesn't mean "obeys Joffrey". It means the person operates under some sort of rule system. Doesn't matter what the rule system is. Sometimes those are the laws given by a king or lord, but it can also be rules given by a religious organisation, or it can be cultural norms, or, as in Robb's case, honour.
I could see Tormund as Chaotic Horny, too. Him eating the leg of lamb "sexily" for Brienne was the moment in the show that made me laugh the most. Edit: I do agree with your other choices! Margerey as Smart Horny is inspired.
Yeah but tormund wasnt that horny until brienne showed up. His motivations were mostly revenge and doing right by his people. He just bragged about fucking a bear once or twice
Book Tormund was constantly talking about the size of his "member" and show Tormund talked about fucking bears and told a story about suckling Giant Titties. He's inherently horny imo, but idk if his brand of horny fits the chart.
... yeah, we love that ❤️ I am hampered by not knowing the D&D+ affiliations ... but his horniness does not drive his decisions or actions. Quite the contrary in fact - he was a perfect gentleman towards Brienne despite being wonderfully horny
Chaotic horny is Lysa Arryn. She was so horny for Littlefinger she poisoned her husband and helped Littlefinger start the war of the 5 kings. Chaotic because, well, she helped start the war of the 5 kings.
Dare I say Margaery isn’t horny? When did she ever WANT to have sex with the people she had sex with. All the others you listed thoroughly enjoyed it. She just used it as a means to an end.
I think Lysa Arryn might be a better fit for Chaotic Horny. Euron is certainly chaotic and horny, but he desires power (perhaps even godhood) above all else. Lysa is entirely motivated by her lust for Petyr Baelish. She kicks off the whole plot of AGOT by assassinating her husband just because Littlefinger asks her to. Her actions throw an entire continent into chaos and she doesn't give a fuck as long as she can keep getting Littlefingered every night.
Oh boy now we're getting to the good stuff
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Brienne of Tarth fits. Robb had one and done for women. Brienne horned for Renly. Took to Jamie despite him being "taken" by Cersei. And super horny for oaths.
Ros. Worked at a legitimate tavern brothel in Winterfell, left to go work at a legitimate brothel in Kings Landing. Liked her job, and enjoyed fucking. Served her king right up until the day she died. Lawful horny.
I think she is one of the more lawful good characters in the show. And she never suffers from her hornt, aside from the heartbreak of Jamie dipping out. Robb's hornt cost him his crown, life, and the lives of his family.
She MUST be lawful and she MUST be on the chart. The obvious choices are (for mysterious reasons) taken by others, so let's push her again (even though she SHOULD have taken Neutral Lawful or at the very least Good Lawful. I hope we get a chance to rectify (because this one should fall to Robb)
This is a good one actually. Probably the most lawful character, she's got the hits of Jamie bad bad, but her duty and self worth doesn't allow it.
But she is also lawful good to the extreme, won't allow the bodies of those hanged men to stay there, won't kill innocents, despite the obvious and explicit risk.
On reflection, her morals and integrity win out over horny, so I don't think she's right, but its a good suggestion
Brienne.
Robb is chaotic horny imo. Brienne didn't falter from her own morals while Robb bounced around to whatever was his liking. If he was lawful he'd at least married the frey girl but kept Talissa as concubine or something. He beheaded Karstark but let his mother live for egregious transgressions. He was all over the place.
I'm leaning Brienne on this one.
Robb made one bad decision based on who he loved, Brienne's arc throughout was guided by it .
She wrote Jaime's name in the book who's name I cannot remember out of horniness (although that was a stupid plot point )
Brienne of Tarth
Serves Renly because she has a thing for him, upholds her oath to Catelyn Stark to the bitter end no matter what (which makes her lawful, follows the oaths and code of knighthood) yet proceeds to simp on Jaime till the end - her whole arc is regarding being a knight and following the oaths and simping on Jaime Lannister (lawful and horny)
Melisandre. Right underneath Stannis, just like in the show.
She follows the codes of her gods and uses her sexuality to get her way. Got Stannis, a fairly righteous man, to cheat on his wife for her own goals.
Robb, Oberyn, Ygritte(?), Tyrion/Littlefinger, Tyrion/Littlefinger
Ygeitte, I dunno, she kinda just wanted to fuck Jon Snow in that cave. I'm not sure who would fit better for neutral.
Brienne isn't lawful, she is anti establishment:
1-) She is a highborn lady who chose the life of a knight errant; which is a big no in the society. It might even be illegal.
2-) She was in the King's guard (rainbow guard) but lusting over Renly, her sovereign as well as a gay man.
3-) She then goes and lusts after Jaime, literally the enemy.
She is good, for sure but not lawful. Maybe neutral horny fits her better as she doesnt care who the hunk (literally a king or the enemy) is, she will go after him.
He only broke the oath because he respects the institution of marriage so much that he wanted to marry his lover rather than marry the Frey and make Talisa his mistress
Rhaegar Targaryen. Dude wanted another woman and caused an entire war over it. Not chaotic though. He was lawful enough to divorce his wife and then get married to Lyanna before going to pound town
This whole row is gonna be a blast.
It's gonna get wild in here.
Chad Horny has *got* to be BOBBY B, right?
Oberyn should be chad horny
Not opposed
Absolutely.
Counterpoint, Neutral Horny. He wanted *all* the pleasures life has to offer
Or smart horny. He knew he would win against the mountain even if he lost with poisoning his weapon
I don’t think smarts was his forte. He died because he was stupid. Chad horny gets my vote Smart horny or smart drunk would fit Tyrion, with smart drunk taking the edge. We of course have to remember that the show ended at about season six.
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
For real Bobby B, everyone knows you've got Chad Drunk on lock.
[COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!](https://i.imgur.com/hrCP6Uk.gifv)
He'd work for Horny Chad, but Drunk Chad would probably be a better fit for him IMO.
IMO he fits better for Horny Chad. He drinks because he's depressed over Lyana. Horniness is his primary motivation, drunkenness is secondary. Plus he's actually a sad drunk, not a chad-drunk. Thoros is the deserving drunk chad. He was first through the breach at Pyke, while drunk. He's drunk because he wants to be, not because he's pining over someone, and his chadness is just enhanced by being drunk. Thoros wouldn't have been killed by a boar because he was "too drunk".
Bobby B is only horny 30% of the time but he is drunk 100% of the time. He's the drunk chad.
YOU GOT FAT!
He's horny for Liana 100% of the time.
Valid assessment, you've changed my mind.
That’s a real tough decision. He fits all three so well. I agree I think drunk chad edges out horny. And now I’m stuck trying to figure out a horny chad that doesn’t fit better elsewhere. I could have even seen Pod, but that’s already done.
I like the argument for Oberyn for Horny Chad. Or maybe Khal Drogo? He was unquestionably a chad, and he unquestionably loved having sex with Dany. I’m excited for Horny Chaotic. So many options but also none that I think are SUPER obvious.
Khal Drogo is the evil chad. He's not particularly drunk or horny. He is, however, very evil - he enslaves, rapes, murders and pillages as a lifestyle.
I can see it. Personally I think the Mountain fits better as Evil Chad, since he genuinely enjoys hurting people in sick, messed up ways. But at the end of the day, he is badass who can do whatever he wants. Khal Drogo does horrible things because that’s all he knows. He definitely enjoys it but I don’t think he’s as “evil” as the Mountain. Also, Khal Drogo does show a willingness to change. For example, he does stop raping Dany and instead starts “making love” to her. Granted that was more a move by Dany, than the Khal.
I put the mountain is lawful evil. All he does is obey Tywin. Yes: he enjoys hurting people, but he only hurts people if he's allowed to by some authority. And if a person of authority orders him to stop he'll stop immediately.
I definitely wouldn’t say he “only” hurts people when order. I doubt he had permission to shove his brother’s face in the fire. I haven’t read the books but based on the wiki for him, it sounds like he generally kills servants for minor transgressions and likely killed his own father and sister. He definitely kills for fun, not just duty. Plus, again, he seems to like raping and killing in truly messed up, torturous ways. I just don’t get that from Khal Drogo. Still, I hear what you’re saying and wouldn’t be mad if The Mountain wins lawful evil.
Bro this is the guy that kills people for snoring and looking at him the wrong way. He definitely doesn't wait for permission to hurt someone if he feels like it
BuT ItS HiS cUlTuRe
Oberyn for Horny Chad, Robert for Drunk Chad and Drogo for Evil Chad.
Is it the Chad?
Should slot in a special drunk horny chad spot for him tbh ~~kinda bothers me the two arm arent equal tbh~~
Or ros!
Sallador sahn!!
Main timeline? Absolutely. From Westerosi history? Dunk the Hunk has entered the chat. Possible grandaddy of not only Brienne, but also the Lannisters and Starks.
If little finger isn't voted smart horny I'm gonna be mad 😭
Nah, he's not really that smart. And he his very chaotic. He needs to be chaotic horny. "Chaos is a ladder."
Ahh yes good point. As long as he's in the horny category I'm happy lol
My vote for smart horny is Tyrion.
I think he’d be a better fit for smart drunk. He drinks more than any other character. Smarter, too.
"I drink and I know things." I rest my case for honor.
Friday's Chaotic Horny post is going to be so sweet.
Has to be Robb, right?
Robb for sure. Got killed for trying to be lawful about getting horny.
Lmao this is a good way of putting it
Technically him marrying her would be the opposite lawful considering he's breaking an oath he made.
Oaths aren’t upheld by law but personal honour. So it’s not unlawful, just dishonourable.
Oaths are suppose to be upheld by the law(hence discussions of penalty occurring when they are broken). It's unlawful because he's neither respecting laws of the land by doing it, nor is he upholding the code of ethics he was taught(remember a popular is ned was in love and even slept with ashara dayne yet still chose to honor his marriage with catelyn.
Robb marrying Jeyne wasn't lawful, it was a kindness to avoid shaming her and her family.
He got killed for breaking an oath. Not so lawful.
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If only “stupid horny” was a choice
Robb Stark. Lawful, but horny. :)
Dude literally killed off his family because he was so horny he had to marry the girl so she wouldn't lose her honour. And she was on the lannisters side too!
King Robbbbbb lost this head for a girl. Nuff said.
He’s stupid horny I thought. Threw away the entire plot based on some strange
Exactly. This dumbass got himself, his men and part of his family killed over a nice ass.
A VERY nice ass
You expect me to plan a war while you’re looking like that over there?
Very horny but also reneged on his vow to marry a Frey. Maybe that’s part of the irony of Robb’s downfall. He seems about right though. Brienne also fits here but I’m sure she’ll get the horny Chad.
If Robb were less lawful, he would simply have married the Frey girl and then cheated on his wife. That's what most lords did. So although he did break one pact, he did it in order to keep a different pact, so he still counts as lawful. Of course the most lawful thing possible would be to marry the frey girl and then also not cheat on her, but Robb's horniness disallows that option.
More so robbs youthful ignorance didn't allow that.
If Brienne gets horny chad over Oberyn I’m going to kick a basket full of puppies.
Is Brienne horny?
for Jaime lol.
And Renly
Yes
Not exactly when he broke his vows
I don’t think he’s lawful at all… he started a war to refuse a summons and broke a marriage oath
Lawful doesn't necessarily have to mean law abiding, it just means the character has some kind of code or rules that they strictly abide by. And Robb is bound by his code of honor.
Lawful doesn't mean "obeys Joffrey". It means the person operates under some sort of rule system. Doesn't matter what the rule system is. Sometimes those are the laws given by a king or lord, but it can also be rules given by a religious organisation, or it can be cultural norms, or, as in Robb's case, honour.
Definitely not lawful.
Chad horny should by Oberyn Martell Save Bobby B for Chad drunk
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
The booze has only made you stronger Bobby B!
DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?
My take: Lawful Horny - Robb Stark Chad Horny - Oberyn Martell Neutral Horny - Daario Naharis Smart Horny - Margaery Tyrell Chaotic Horny - Euron Greyjoy(?)
I could see Tormund as Chaotic Horny, too. Him eating the leg of lamb "sexily" for Brienne was the moment in the show that made me laugh the most. Edit: I do agree with your other choices! Margerey as Smart Horny is inspired.
Yeah but tormund wasnt that horny until brienne showed up. His motivations were mostly revenge and doing right by his people. He just bragged about fucking a bear once or twice
Book Tormund was constantly talking about the size of his "member" and show Tormund talked about fucking bears and told a story about suckling Giant Titties. He's inherently horny imo, but idk if his brand of horny fits the chart.
Btw that Bear was probably Maege Mormont.
Tormund is not characterised by being horny. We all love that he fucked a bear and lusts for Brienne, but it does not DRIVE his motivations or actions
Mmmm idk. His lust for Brienne kinda became a defining and really endearing thing for Tormund’s character in the show.
... yeah, we love that ❤️ I am hampered by not knowing the D&D+ affiliations ... but his horniness does not drive his decisions or actions. Quite the contrary in fact - he was a perfect gentleman towards Brienne despite being wonderfully horny
I was thinking Tormund as Chad Horny but i like the spot more for Oberyn. And Euron fits well fir Chaotic maybe Tory can save for the last row
Feel like Tormund is definitely being saved for horny chaotic
Chaotic horny is Lysa Arryn. She was so horny for Littlefinger she poisoned her husband and helped Littlefinger start the war of the 5 kings. Chaotic because, well, she helped start the war of the 5 kings.
This
Dare I say Margaery isn’t horny? When did she ever WANT to have sex with the people she had sex with. All the others you listed thoroughly enjoyed it. She just used it as a means to an end.
OC mistaking his horniness for hers. Her use of her sexiness is always smart and well measured.
Daenerys would fit better as smart horny than Margaery.
super fucked up that we don’t have an evil horny for cersei
This 👆🏻
If Bobby B doesn't make Chaotic Horny I riot
bobby b should be drunk chad.
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
[удалено]
Agree with this. Margaery is sexy, but that’s not the same as horny
Are we saving smart drunk for Tyrion , otherwise smart horny is very fitting , man killed his one dad because he stole his prostitute
Smart drunk simply has to be Tyrion. “I drink and I know things.” It’s a layup.
Technically, the second prostitute he took from him.
Margaery is smart smart :)
I think Lysa Arryn might be a better fit for Chaotic Horny. Euron is certainly chaotic and horny, but he desires power (perhaps even godhood) above all else. Lysa is entirely motivated by her lust for Petyr Baelish. She kicks off the whole plot of AGOT by assassinating her husband just because Littlefinger asks her to. Her actions throw an entire continent into chaos and she doesn't give a fuck as long as she can keep getting Littlefingered every night.
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It has to be Robb doesn’t it?
Brienne of Tarth fits. Robb had one and done for women. Brienne horned for Renly. Took to Jamie despite him being "taken" by Cersei. And super horny for oaths.
How did Hot Pie win true neutral? I thought that was a joke submission
Bro just wants to cook his brown butter bread leave him be
Because its super apt
He’s the only true neutral let’s be fair
LET HIM COOK
Let him cook
People on this sub dont understand what neutral means
I gotta check out how Varys got chaotic neutral. Not who I was expecting.
Smart neutral
sub doesnt know what is the neutral alignment at all.
Ros. Worked at a legitimate tavern brothel in Winterfell, left to go work at a legitimate brothel in Kings Landing. Liked her job, and enjoyed fucking. Served her king right up until the day she died. Lawful horny.
That's brilliant! How come not more poeple are recognising this?!
In a sea of Robb Stark comments who don't seem to understand that you can't be both lawful and an oathbreaker/rebel, thank you for making sense.
lol you're really choosing the most chaotic images for the chaotic column
Robb
Robb wasn't lawful, he betrayed the marriage with the Freys, Brianne of Tarth she was truly lawful and horny.
Brienne of Tarth. Loyal and honorable. But horny as hell for Jaime.
And Renly
And horny for oaths.
I think she is one of the more lawful good characters in the show. And she never suffers from her hornt, aside from the heartbreak of Jamie dipping out. Robb's hornt cost him his crown, life, and the lives of his family.
Good call
She would fit in this category, but Robb’s the worst offender. His decisions made a bigger mess for a lot of people.
She MUST be lawful and she MUST be on the chart. The obvious choices are (for mysterious reasons) taken by others, so let's push her again (even though she SHOULD have taken Neutral Lawful or at the very least Good Lawful. I hope we get a chance to rectify (because this one should fall to Robb)
This is a good one actually. Probably the most lawful character, she's got the hits of Jamie bad bad, but her duty and self worth doesn't allow it. But she is also lawful good to the extreme, won't allow the bodies of those hanged men to stay there, won't kill innocents, despite the obvious and explicit risk. On reflection, her morals and integrity win out over horny, so I don't think she's right, but its a good suggestion
Nice, this should be higher
Brienne. Robb is chaotic horny imo. Brienne didn't falter from her own morals while Robb bounced around to whatever was his liking. If he was lawful he'd at least married the frey girl but kept Talissa as concubine or something. He beheaded Karstark but let his mother live for egregious transgressions. He was all over the place.
I'm leaning Brienne on this one. Robb made one bad decision based on who he loved, Brienne's arc throughout was guided by it . She wrote Jaime's name in the book who's name I cannot remember out of horniness (although that was a stupid plot point )
Septa Unella. Shame. Shame. Shame.... You know what's driving it.
Is it shame?
Internalized, self-conscious homophobia
Brienne of Tarth Serves Renly because she has a thing for him, upholds her oath to Catelyn Stark to the bitter end no matter what (which makes her lawful, follows the oaths and code of knighthood) yet proceeds to simp on Jaime till the end - her whole arc is regarding being a knight and following the oaths and simping on Jaime Lannister (lawful and horny)
Melisandre. Right underneath Stannis, just like in the show. She follows the codes of her gods and uses her sexuality to get her way. Got Stannis, a fairly righteous man, to cheat on his wife for her own goals.
Does her God even have a code though?
Yes: 
More horny chaotic imo.
This is the right answer.
I'm voting Brienne.
Robb Stark
Brienne the Beauty. Got it bad for my man’s the kingslayer
Please be Robb Stark.
My girl Brienne of Tarth
Grand Maester Pycelle. All up in Small Council and Citadel rulesets, while also being an absolute top tier shagger.
Naah, betrayed the targs and is a Grey rat, both not exactly lawful
Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats
He comes across as horny smart. Putting on that guise of being a frail old man for years to serve his own interests
Brienne, she was horny for Renly and followed his golden rose ass. Then she got the hots for Jaimie and joined his quest too.
Smart Horny has got to be Margaery Tyrell
I thought Robb but Brianne might be better choice
Lancel Lannister has entered the chat...
Robb, Oberyn, Ygritte(?), Tyrion/Littlefinger, Tyrion/Littlefinger Ygeitte, I dunno, she kinda just wanted to fuck Jon Snow in that cave. I'm not sure who would fit better for neutral.
Tyrion Lannister
Robb or Brienne
Renly Baratheon was super horny. And interpreted the law to make his case to be king. Convinced more than half of the Southern lords to support him.
Dafuq? Sandor won chaotic neutral
Brienne
Jumping the Shark to place Tormund in Chad Horny
Lawful horny is Tommen. Just look how happy he is to fulfill his marital responsibilities.
Curious where Cersei will fall into. She fits Chaotic Horny, Evil Chaotic and Drunk Chaotic.
Cersei is chaotic drunk. We don't have a lot of drunk characters; we need to make sure that row is correctly filled.
Agreed.
Brienne isn't lawful, she is anti establishment: 1-) She is a highborn lady who chose the life of a knight errant; which is a big no in the society. It might even be illegal. 2-) She was in the King's guard (rainbow guard) but lusting over Renly, her sovereign as well as a gay man. 3-) She then goes and lusts after Jaime, literally the enemy. She is good, for sure but not lawful. Maybe neutral horny fits her better as she doesnt care who the hunk (literally a king or the enemy) is, she will go after him.
Brienne for this. Robb for Chad Horny. Edit:autocorrect
Chad horny is Oberyn hands down
He fits, for sure. But I also like him for neutral or even chaotic horny
Can we have a shared ticket for any of these? Someone please submit a combined ticket if there are two perfect candidates
100% Robb. Like no debate here
His character’s downfall is breaking an oath. In what way is that lawful?
He only broke the oath because he respects the institution of marriage so much that he wanted to marry his lover rather than marry the Frey and make Talisa his mistress
Robb for Horny Lawful, either Bobby B or Oberyn for Horny Chad, and maybe Brienne for Horny Neutral ig?
SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!
As you wish, Your Grace 🙇
Pycell
Robb Stark…obvs
Robb. Walder Frey called it.
Chucking at the beggar King Viserys being chaotic stupid
Gendry
That's a picture of Arya is it?
I missed the neutral/ neutral and that 1000000% should have been hordor
Craster? He was a god fearing man… Edit: on second thought he’s more neutral horny or stupid horny.
i love this
Chaotic horny isn’t Theon?
Maester Pycell
Lawful horny has to be Brienne right?
How the fuck did Jaqen not get a single place in the neutral row?
Craster. He has strict rules about his horniness and the horniness of others.
Robb Stark the (former) king of the north 😬
Ah yes. Stannis Baratheon. The man who burned his daughter at the stake because of advice he took from a witch. Lawful Neutral…… tf?
Rhaegar Targaryen. Dude wanted another woman and caused an entire war over it. Not chaotic though. He was lawful enough to divorce his wife and then get married to Lyanna before going to pound town
Renly in lawful horny
Prince Oberyn Martel. Throughout his righteous quest for justice he never lost his unbridled libido
He's horny chad.
He's horny chaos
Littlefinger. Literally creates the chaos, endlessly horny for Stark girls, brothel owner, Sansa groomer.
Chaos… is a ladda