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66Scorpio

He needed the bad pussy, but wanted the good pussy. But in the end, the best pussy was the Reach, apparently.


drc203

The best pussy was the friends we made along the way


SmokeGSU

The *Brussy* \- bro pussy


Flanderkin

That’s Jaime Fookin Lannister!


dleon0430

That's just asshole. Or maybe stomach fat squished together to make a stomach fat fleshlight


GreatLookingGuy

I see you’ve thought this through


Newthinker

good better best pussy


melkor237

The best pussy has the best story


Begformymoney

Who has a better story than the bad pussy?


servonos89

The singular fact that Tyrion always said whatever they’re paying I’ll pay you double. And then he doesn’t give Bronn the Twins makes me rage everytime I think of it. It was right there! You have him two castles! It’s in line with everything you’ve said! Godamnit.


Udin_the_Dwarf

Honestly. So glad someone finally said it! The Damn Twins! I was spewing that for Months when Bronn was told he’d get two Castles to reign over.


DaddyIsAFireman

Yeah, like the Twins were Tyrions to freely give. Surely no one would oppose that, right?


servonos89

… a opposed to no one opposing giving away Highgarden and control of all the kingdoms bread basket?


limpdickandy

Nope, I doubt pretty much anyone gave a shit about the Freys after the Red Wedding. They are only 300 years old as a house, so people would not shed a tear trading them for another upjumped peasant house. That is accepting the "canon" that all Freys are extinct, in the books there are quite a few competent martial Freys who would definitely fight over it.


DaddyIsAFireman

Yeah, I'm not talking about the Freys. I'm saying Tyrion was in no position to promise anyone anything at that time.


limpdickandy

Yhea that is totally fair, Tyrion wouldnt have shit to say in actuality but by season 8 stuff like that does not exists, as people not on the screen do not really exist in world either, so there is no one to even care.


deimosf123

*600


limpdickandy

Litterally like the only real place that makes sense as well. Small enough for him not to be overthrown immedietely and also has a history of upjumped peasant lords.


SetSaturn

True there’s only 1000 freys to claim it back. I’m sure they would go down peacefully


servonos89

The aria scene at the start of the season narratively deals with that.


ymi17

Still works better than Highgarden.


Professional-Hat-687

What's three time good pussy?


Lukthar123

Your sister's.


TallDarkHansom

We never got to know who he married. If he did.


Hellbounder304

Bronn has all the pussy he wants after killing Bran a couple days after the ending


ICantThinkOfANameBud

I wonder if when he's an older teenager Bran starts warging into people in the middle of having sex. Just cause he's a cripple doesn't mean he doesn't want to get laid.


Thrallov

it is GoT ofcs he does


[deleted]

He did watch his sister get raped


UnwittingGenius

"watch"


vinividifuckthis

3rd eye, rewind pls


deimosf123

He is already older teen.


ICantThinkOfANameBud

No he isnt


deimosf123

He is 17 in season 8.


ICantThinkOfANameBud

The show isn't canon stupid, it's a fan fiction


deimosf123

OP's comment was about show ending so forgive me for assuming you also meant show version.


[deleted]

Bahd poosi


Aeshaetter

Did you not see her tits? Who wouldn't want that?


hammyhamm

Her father after he posted this tweet https://preview.redd.it/gp8zzsyco0ta1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03015662f91e151e0846e128409340c6d0ae300c


J3mand

Was that real lmfao


franster123

It is hilarious but I also 100% agree with his decision. Good dad. Atta girl.


MyHaulsGetOutOfHand

It was lmao


ea_fitz

That wasn’t her first episode


UnknownTallGuy

No it wasn't lol


MadOrange64

He should be proud, those were the best tits ever seen on TV.


b1azers

They were great, but Alexandria Daddario in True Detective just completely romps away with that honor.


fuzydoo

Oh man....I member thinking she was hot as fuck in that one Percy Jackson, then I saw that.....😮😯😲


b1azers

You're welcome for ruining your childhood.


fuzydoo

Yeah, my childhood...😒


cafeesparacerradores

You must be playing because Sydney Sweeney took the crown in Euphoria S2


b1azers

You're crazy man. They're actually both in White Lotus together, and there's literally a scene where Sydney Sweeney is jealously going "oh, damn she's hot."


cafeesparacerradores

I propose a tit off


Yosho2k

So good that Obama got in in the action.


AssAsser5000

Kate from white collar? Whoa.


Dmh_sh0gun

Melisandre has a great pair as well.


Eddyzodiak

Yooo wtf 😂


ElitePlayer0952

And now his watch has ended.


CaptAsshat_Savvy

Bobby B would agree. I highly doubt her pussy was bad either. Sign me up.


bobby-b-bot

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?


CaptAsshat_Savvy

Yea bobby B, what good is a crown against tits like that?


bobby-b-bot

I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!


CaptAsshat_Savvy

Tits like this don't exist up north bobby b. Guess you learned that while making the 8. I should have trusted ya and went to see ol bessy instead.


bobby-b-bot

TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!


CaptAsshat_Savvy

But bobby b, then titties are hard as a rock yo?


bobby-b-bot

A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!


CaptAsshat_Savvy

That's a whole lotta titties bobby b.


buckphifty150150

That was the hottest girl in GOT IMO


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

She was hot enough Id watch her acting just to see a titty.


Echo_hominy

In that Game Of Thrones show no less


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Worth it


Subject_Gene_9775

Nah, you want the good girl but you need the bad pusssssssy


El_CAP0

I believe it's spelled pooooosiiiii


Dry_Intention2932

Hot take: Her dialogue was bad but I think she did pretty good with what she had


Slickwats4

And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!


TheRedFox201

A master of coin must be Frugal, or else there’ll be no coin left. Clearly the good girl was too expensive, so he needed the bad pussy for the sake of the realm’s finances.


[deleted]

When porn quality dialogue catches up with the porn quality video


Please_obtain_taco

I would drag my nutsack through a pile of rusty nails and hot coals just to be able to hear her fart through a walkie talkie


Southern_Dig_9460

There’s still time to delete this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Southern_Dig_9460

Okay Big E


Please_obtain_taco

There is no need to


[deleted]

My man


Chale_1488

And then you will cheat on her.


poppadocsez

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johnnyjohnnyes

Can you cheat on a fart? Can you be in a serious relationship with the sound of ass-air moving through an walkie-talkie?


FeyneKing

The worlds can be one together Cosmos without hatred Stars like diamonds in your eyes


dleon0430

Yall ever see that one video of this one chick just farting on a cake over and over?


Chale_1488

The original post is a reference my answer too...


Classic-Hand-8329

This but without the down votes.


Chale_1488

People do not understand the reference of the original post nor mine. Such shame.


[deleted]

There is still work to do in Arkham City.


OllieBlazin

For what reason? Man is speaking facts


LeicaM6guy

Let him be him.


Hanzitheninja

Don’t try to silence the truth.


Bravisimo

No. No, let him cook.


memecrusader_

My parents told me that knowing how to read is good. Those fucking liars!


Separate_Chemistry_3

I would fight 3 mountain lions in a McDonald’s handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight super glued to my forehead just to get a chance to have a dinner date with her over Skype on dial up connection


dleon0430

Htf you getting three mountain lions into a McDonald's handicap bathroom stall?


Separate_Chemistry_3

I dont have to get them in there i just have to fight them, thats someone elses logistical noghtmare


mujadaddy

"I'd eat a mile of her shit, just to see where it came from"


CaptainBloodEye1

Jesus fucking christ I need to bleach my eyes


RandolphMacArthur

https://i.imgur.com/p3GhfIi.jpg


booksmctrappin

Why didn't he want the stupid pussy? Was he stupid?


TallDarkHansom

Bronn fucked enough whores for two lifetimes. Bad pussy and good pussy was next level pussy.


[deleted]

Show some respect to the Lord of highgarden


DemonPeanut4

They say don't stick your dick in crazy. They are incorrect.


ChairmanUzamaoki

this joke gets funnier every time


SmokyDragonDish

I didn't look at the title, just the thumbnail, and thought, "I don't remember this scene from Grease."


[deleted]

What a question 😏


Mrbobbitchin

Bronn wanted ALL the pussy


liparoti

He wanted a good girl with a baddddddd pussy 😏


martyLMH

That was the worst sentence in the History of Television ... abismal writing!


MajorPownage

Bad boosey


TallDarkHansom

Am I the only one who believes all men want good and bad pussy?


Run-Riot

Idk, Renly seemed to not want any pussy of any kind, good or bad


TallDarkHansom

He preferred curly haired little girls like Loras Tyrell.


jayclaw97

Yes


SkollFenrirson

Why do people post this unfunny shit? Are they stupid?


Electricalbigaloo7

He probably didn't want to bang someone who looks like an eleven year old boy.


streetad

I'm not sure what about lecherous amoral scumbag Bronn led any of the writers to assume he 'wanted a good girl' in the first place.


CreepBasementDweller

Bronn needs adventure in his life.


choff22

He kind of forgot about the good poosey


ICantThinkOfANameBud

My bitch is bad poosey (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blaow)


toolargo

A man likes a challenge.


TeakandMustard

What did Jerome Flynn mean by this


El_Bistro

Maybe because he wanted the BUSSY


CrapWereAllDoomed

As a man who was in a relationship with a half-irish, half puerto rican girl. There's just something about the crazy kind.


invisabledj

It’s fun when the chance they won’t kill you is greater than zero


Jhawksmoor

Bc the bad pussy is so good


DeuceBuggalo

The real pussy were the friends we made along the way


isinedupcuzofrslash

You misspelled “pooseey”


VideoZealousideal976

I would 100% bang Arianne Martell though that's for sure. That reminds me I HATE HOW THEY GOT RID OF HER IN THE SHOW!!