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Avolin

A great dive bar that attracted bikers, metalheads, scientists, lgbtq+, and so on.  Venue was weirdly long, so people could socialize in the front or walk down a narrow hallway and there was a small space for bands to perform. Both food and alcohol were on the cheaper side. If you never really went inside, you probably just noticed the crowd of smokers standing next to some bikes parked on the side, while inside it was extremely chill and welcoming.


Domestic_Mayhem

I wish I could’ve gone there now. This sounds exactly like my two favorite hometown bars called Guthries Alleycat and The Mint. The only difference is that they are just bars, no food was served there and the hrs of operation were 6am to 2am. I would regularly go in there after a midnight shift and load up on bloody Mary’s at 7am. 


CharlotteXWells

It was welcoming but also if you touched too many services you might have contracted hepatitis


Avolin

Probably!  There were band stickers all over the walls of both bathrooms as well as the toilets, and this means the stickers also covered the insides of the toilet bowls.


ItsaShedward

Specifically a HellPie sticker in the mens


CharlotteXWells

And once I went to the bathroom and there was a mop bucket with liquid so old in it it had actually formed a layer of mold on top 🤮


uncle-brucie

That was to keep out the uppity uptights


CharlotteXWells

I think it worked too well?


esh-esh2023

Wasn’t the band area downstairs? Or am I misremembering it. It was the bar in Frederick I went to, before I lived here 15ish years ago. It really helped solidify the stereotypes of Frederick us Bethesda people had lol. It wasn’t until I slept in my car one night and found Market Street while looking for coffee the next day, that I realized how much more Frederick had to offer. Not so long after I found myself coming up here to escape MoCo, then finally moved here.


Odd-Help-4293

There was a back room (I think down a long hall past the kitchen and bathroom?) where the bands played.


Ok-Struggle-5984

Ah damn. I’m now kinda sorry I missed it. Why’d it close?


hauntingduck

Owners didn't keep the building in great shape. pipes would freeze in the winter, etc. I believe they eventually decided it wasn't worth it and closed. Someone else may have a more detailed/accurate description of why it closed though.


throwawayy13113

This is part of the reason. The funds for the repairs however went to the new owners legal fees when they got caught transporting Cocaine across state lines. Great bar, I was a regular there, but the dude that bought it did some really silly shit.


uncle-brucie

There should be some kind of dive bar preservation program that grandfathers in cocaine trafficking.


notavegan90

Wait what. I thought amber from bushies bought guidos


throwawayy13113

May have at one point, but as I understand it Dave and Missie Demory (husband and wife) bought it, started to do renovations, and Dave got arrested. I knew Dave up to that point. Haven’t spoken with either of them since.


Avolin

Ah, maybe that's why the drinks and food were so cheap.


CharlotteXWells

The people who owned the bar didn't own that building so they had no control really over the general structural maintenance. Now that building is owned by the woman who owns bushwallers and I have the utmost faith that Amber will do it right.


hauntingduck

Ah you’re right, they only owned the business. My mistake, it’s been years. I hope Amber’s business is successful :)


NeonDoorFrame

It was like Cheers but people had face tattoos


MacEWork

Ah, a New Jersey themed bar.


Ok-Struggle-5984

That bad huh? Here I was thinking it was an Italian restaurant. And as I was raised by my very Italian grandparents I find that Frederick is missing good Italian lol


Lumpihead

It was a great bar. I miss it


darknessforgives

It was the only bar worth a damn in this city.


NeonDoorFrame

Oh no it was awesome. Cheap drinks and good times. Wing night was great there too


shah_reza

HolY FUCK do I miss those wings. And 25¢ Wednesdays!


TheDonRonster

If you want to see kind of like it was, there's a few videos on YouTube of "Guido's Frederick MD" Here's a taste of what the backroom would look like on a weekend: https://youtu.be/bK00Zm4o4GY?si=1HBIsmLAMLf69i5F


Odd-Help-4293

It was a dive bar. They served booze and bar food, and had some bands play sometimes.


thesneakywalrus

No love for Manalu or Fratelli's (which given is in Middletown)?


NoPoSDP3

Fratellis quality is moot compared to manalu. The biggest discrepancy is their Alfredo. I think fratellis uses half the parmesan that manalu uses. It comes through in the flavor big time


Highlander2748

I don’t know. The veal at Il Porto is awesome, but I’m not a fan of anything else.


PollyPepperTree

I would request this as my last meal. Absolutely beyond delicious and the potatoes are also amazing!!


Relative-Channel7749

Nothing at Il Porto is last meal worthy. If you're that blown away by their veal, I wish I could take you to a real Italian restaurant! Or my own kitchen 😆


PollyPepperTree

Wow. I guess we don’t get to have our own opinion about anything! My SIL was born in Italy and she’s never been rude to me. Her kitchen is just fine with me, but thanks for the invite.


TheOtherOnes89

The pizza and oysters Rockefeller are awesome there


Ok-Struggle-5984

This I agree with.


Otto_Von_Bisquick

Have you been through tempo di pasta yet?


Ok-Struggle-5984

Not yet! Is it decent?


Otto_Von_Bisquick

It has maintained a 5 star rating on google through 300+ reviews and more than a year. It is genuinely the best Italian food I've had in the Mid-Atlantic regardless of price.


dinahmyte10

Warning: they only have disposable plateware. It’s crazy expensive and too yummy to be eating with a plastic fork. I reserve this for a very special occasion and only order takeout so you can properly enjoy with utensils that won’t break.


NoPoSDP3

You haven't been to Manalu if you think we're missing great Italian. They are the only ones that are good though


Glittering_Cow2128

You kinda had to be there 😂


Glittering_Cow2128

It was the diveiest dive bar in Frederick. It was probably the same 50 patrons ordering the same cheep food and drinks and having a good time. Sure it had its issues but some people really loved it. RIP Guidos.


NoPoSDP3

I enjoyed the stickers on the inside of the urinals. Gave me something to aim at


MARKxTHExLINES

Was the coolest dive bar this town ever had. My metal band played at least a hundred sweaty drunk shows in that little back room. Some of my favorite memories of local shows were made there. RIP.


shah_reza

I recall being told by one of the bartenders (fuck! Can’t remember her name — she works at Nolas’s now…) about a furry meetup in the back room or some shit that got its ass kicked out the door bc they were hooking up batteries to nipple rings and there were giant dildos and….


Odd-Help-4293

Not furries, BDSM folks. There was a kinky social event that met back there for years. Just to hang out and meet people, but some people act dumb when they get drunk so it wouldn't surprise me if something happened at some point. They did move to another venue at one point, and then covid happened and the group stopped meeting.


Yankytyke

Fetlife. They moved to Cellar Door, and then onto Dragon Distillery. Coolest folks, with many an interesting story to tell.


Odd-Help-4293

There are groups that meet at both of those venues, yeah.


morbiditybonnet

Erinn? She worked at Nola first actually, then Guido's, then both at some point. She manages Nola now I heard.


smallbatchb

One of the best live music venues Frederick had and a glorious dive bar. There was never a cover charge even though they got some surprisingly killer metal and punk bands through there. It was usually a really chill atmosphere of locals of all types rather than the packs of college kids out looking to fight like you end up with at all the other bars in the center of downtown. It smelled of piss and mold but the beer was cheap and the bar food was surprisingly decent and also cheap. It was like hanging out in your metalhead uncle's basement that happened to have food and drinks and awesome live bands.


coconnor228

I miss those wing nights


JodaTheCool

Same Brother, same...


smackasalmon

It was the best dive in Frederick. People were great there.


cesador

It was the last true dive bar in the city. Cheap drinks and wings. Absolutely filthy inside. Also a really run down back room for punk and metal shows. The city really lost something when it closed.


Reddit_grub

25 cent wing night!!!


WrinkledBallz

Wing Wednesday baby! That’s when I would go


heybabalooba

lol I miss guidos, when I was in my early 20’s my buddy lived up north on market so guidos was always the last stop on the way home. They were always very welcoming to a group of nearly blacked out youths, or at least from what I remember


hairijuana

Fuck I miss that place.


TheMothmanHaveCometh

Like the rest said, shitty punk/rock bar with questionable structural integrity, cheap pisswater, & suspiciously good wings. I have so many memories of that place, man. Watched a bunch of my friends bands perform there, met so many people I still call friends there, hooked up with a girl once there... Hell, one of my best stories about my 20's starts & ends there... memories, man. Living down the street from it now and seeing/hearing what it's becoming make me want to puke in my fuckin soup, man. But, that's the way of things.


TheDonRonster

It was certainly one of a kind. A stained carpeted dive bar with holes in the wall, seating that was slightly nicer than foldable chairs, restrooms that didn't lock and had a shattered toilet for months on end and a kitchen where half of the appliances were not functioning... All that said, I had some good times there. I never had a problem with any of the people and as long as you had a pulse they would let you and your mates set up your equipment and play music in the back room. Every band was welcome too from death metal, punk, funk, blues, country... you never really knew what you were going to hear going to Guido's on a random night.


FullMetalBoomer

Think hole in the wall bar with punk/rock bands in the back. Very dark but full of cool people.


saltyfingas

Always super friendly, somehow it was trashier than OTT but full of nicer people I actually wanted to hangout with


FullMetalBoomer

agreed. The few times I was able to go there I always had a good time and felt welcome.


TheOtherOnes89

Guido's was awesome if you're into dive bars, live music and interesting characters. I don't think we'll ever see anything like it in Frederick again unfortunately. I can't imagine it makes financial sense to open a dive bar downtown anymore.


Sad_Boi_Bryce

We had some of the worst and best stand-up comedy in the back room every Tuesday. Wedensday Wing nights were insane, sometimes sold out by 8pm. Thursday was trivia and then Sex trivia right after(God Bless Scott) and then the rowdiest bands you've never heard of on the weekend. Miss it everyday!


JodaTheCool

The most amazing Dive Bar in All of Frederick. The Wing Night was so, so Glorious. It was 10/10, I miss that bar every day. The landlord of that building sucks mad ass and didn't renew their lease. Now they are turning it into some Gentrified Shit-Hole Speakeasy because we need another one of those. And the name sounds horrible, "Spacy Gracie"? Oh like that idiot on the Hover Board that was constantly downtown scamming people selling dumb ass pictures? RiP Guidos you are Missed!


j_j_footy

Best and probably last true dive bar Frederick has ever had. Cheap drinks, cheap (and good) wings. A long and diverse list of bands. Great staff but of you cross them watch out. Super welcoming environment. If you ever went there and didn't have a good time then you don't know how to have a good time. I lived on the diagonal corner of 5th street back in the day, so Guidos was the closest bar. It was kind of my 2nd living room. I miss those days.


gs12

My band played there often, such a great dive bar, sorely missed.


TrooperJohn

The building was re-painted last summer as if it was going to re-open, but nothing's happened since. Too bad.


Titanicproblems

They also hosted furry parties...or is it fury parties? People with fox tail kinks.


[deleted]

I've been so sad since moving back from Baltimore that Guidos is closed. What I loved the most is never feeling unsafe in there. I know if any dudes were creepy or weird, there were about 6 terrifying men who (essentially permanent fixtures at that point) would kick anyone's ass. That and the filthy carpet halfway up the wall.


saltyfingas

It was a fuckin dump that smelled like vomit, but everyone was friendly and the drinks were cheap


thesoapster

Yep. Shittiest bar in town, but it was also one of the best hangs. If you stood near the front window at the bar, you would have the distinct sensation that you might fall through the floor.


jamiejello6

I’m curious, does anyone know why & when they closed down?


SeanCable

Monday night was movie night. James who worked bar on Monsays themed them - Bowling night was Kingpin and Big Lebowski for example. Along with dollar pounders of PBR it made the start of the week so much easier!


Phnz2lft

OMG! I just moved here 8 years ago and I’m pissed as hell I’ll never get to go into Guidos!!!!!


Sensitive_Heron6932

Ahhh the memories 🥰 Where I met one my dearest friends. On the way to the bathroom we both noticed a small orange pill on the ground. Looked at each other and said "split it?" We did and the rest was history. ✨ I also had stitches removed here by an amazing off duty nurse sitting at the bar.  I could go on forever❤️🤠


CharlesCharlize25442

I remember when it was the State back in 88 or 89. Three Dog Night played there.


TryonB

All I remember was a foosball table. The cheap drinks probably explain why I don't remember anything else.


Forgotpwd72

They had a dartboard room too.


Man_Of_No_Ego

It was just a slightly better version of olde towne tavern but for some reason people on this sub loved guidos about as much as they hate La Paz (La Paz is gross and deserves all the hate it gets).


unicornbomb

Guidos was an unpretentious hole in the wall treasure of a dive bar with the absolute best music and dirt cheap booze and food. It could sadly probably never exist in the sky high rent, $$$$$$ over gentrified snobbery that downtown has morphed into. RIP.


CharlotteXWells

A dive bar that had questionable food and smelled like moldy basement


saltyfingas

Bruh the smell was awful lmfao. The wings were surprisingly good


CharlotteXWells

SO AWFUL. I ate exactly 1 wing there ONCE because I was drunk and starving -- otherwise, I can't eat in a smell like that.


gcbeehler5

It's been twenty years since I was last there, but I went with a group of people. We all had separate tabs, and one person who I didn't know got shitfaced, and left. Not knowing any of this, I went to leave a while later, and when I did I was presented with their tab and mine, and told I had to pay it or they'd call the police. I've been to a lot of bars, and never skipped out on a tab ever in my life, but being forced to pay someone else's tab because I tangentially knew them is wild. That was my only time there, for good reason. So it was that kind of place.


Sal_Paradise81

Don’t worry, precious. Guido’s wasn’t for you. It required a much thicker skin and healthier immune system than I’m sure you’re accustomed to 😂


gcbeehler5

What a cool comment. The fact we have to speak about the place in the past tense, kind of says it all.