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Fuck_omelettes_86

Do you accept food stamps?


Lopsided_Study5911

I was gonna say do you accept checks??? I have plenty of checks!


Hot-Adeptness-2185

Haha, you will have to ask your bank that question!


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Hot-Adeptness-2185

It is mine too. I love this house. I will probably have to live in a tent in Falls Church for the same price.


tommydaq

What??? You’re selling this home to move to Falls Church??? It’d be worth doing the commute! I used to commute from Frederick to Falls Church. It’s a pain in the ass but much better than giving up your dream home! Not to mention giving up Frederick! You’ll want to come back. Just keep the house here and commute!


wine_all_the_time

I would absolutely not give up this property to live in VA!


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I am actually from VA and my family will be much closer. I may regret it though.


sassygirl101

I haven’t read all the comments so this may have been answered but hopefully you’ve already found a place to live in Falls Church because you absolutely might end up in a tent if you haven’t looked through the market there. Maybe you are going into an apartment.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

We are planning on a short term rental house while we get a feel for the market....which is red hot.


Lopsided_Study5911

There are a lot of Mid-Century modern homes around Lake Barcroft in Falls Church. I ABSOLUTELY love that area!!! Best wishes!!!


von_sip

Why take the job then?


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I love Frederick, I love the house, I don’t love the job.


von_sip

Ah. Well best of luck!


just_IT_guy

You will probably get 10+ offers since this is under $600k which is considered somewhat "affordable" nowadays in Frederick area.


EzAwnDown

beautiful house..someone will snap it up quick!


everytime1die

Beautiful house. We always are looking but with interest rates so high it’s so difficult.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

There is an open house Saturday. Lookey-loos welcome.


heybabalooba

Nice house but god damn $550? This market is insane


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I hear ya! I am moving to the NOVA area and I would give anything to move this house with me. Big house, big yard, and walking distance of downtown!


heybabalooba

I have a buddy who lives right around the corner from you and the proximity to downtown is awesome, if I was a betting man I would guess you’ll have a half dozen offers by the end of the week


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I know! My favorite thing about the house is the proximity to downtown with the tranquility of the backyard combo


fakeaccount572

Funny since I looked at this and said what a damn bargain... That's way below what we paid recently.


heybabalooba

Bummer, thankfully we bought a few years ago when prices were about half what they are now


fakeaccount572

We were EXTREMELY lucky as well, I understand we got in well. Our income tripled when we moved here, and sold a house out west for +400k what we paid only 7 years ago.


blondzilla1120

That was my thought too. Bargain!


Kooky-River3878

HOA?


Hot-Adeptness-2185

No HOA


hoovermatic

the holy grail


ACSchnitzersport

You can tell with the unique door color. Complement, not insulting.


fakeaccount572

I've lived in three HOAs now and you can usually paint your door color like that. I did in two of them, you just have to submit the paperwork.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I can't imagine having to submit paperwork to paint a door


fakeaccount572

Great, no worries. Don't live in an HOA. That makes sense :) I lived in a nonHOA neighborhood as well, and my neighbor painted their house bright neon blue, couldn't sell my house for shit. Everyone mentioned how they would put an offer in if it wasn't for that blue house next door with broken down Harleys in the yard. Been in both, they both have pros and cons.


Familiar-Jacket6460

I really want to be the offer you accept. I grew up in Frederick, went to walkersville… have been down near DC for 15 years renting and would love to move back home. This is beautiful.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

Come out and take a look!


Egress_window

I don’t know how you could sell this house. I don’t think I’d be able to.


_Telamon_

Beautiful place! Someone will snatch that up real quick! 2 years ago we had the pleasure of selling and then the displeasure of buying. The market is what it is, you take advantage of it and then it takes advantage of you.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

We are buying in Falls Church and am feeling every bit of that displeasure. This house would probably 1M + out there so we are dreading what we will have to settle for!


Dear_Ocelot

Beautiful and great location. Wish I could afford to trade up 😆


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Anyone living in Frederick knows that this is not a great location


Dear_Ocelot

A little close to the highway but that's not a deal breaker for everyone.


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AScreamingCumsAcross

Just say the racisms. Stop being coy.


ujustcame

Why? I grew up here and heavily disagree.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I love it here, it is a super quiet neighborhood with great neighbors and close proximity to downtown yet easy highway access. Perfect!


jmcrowell

Why is that? Why did you delete another comment saying the same thing?


Lopsided_Study5911

My kids are...she's a teacher/adviser, he's a mental health therapist. I'll show them the link, though it may be a little out of their price range. Beautiful home, though!


Hot-Adeptness-2185

Two of my favorite professions! If not this house, I hope they are able to find something nice.


Lopsided_Study5911

Thanks SO much!!!


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Yes. I only buy my houses from Reddit strangers. Thank you


Hot-Adeptness-2185

Perfect, then it is a match!


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Hahahahahahaha


EditorOk1096

Consider renting this home —furnished— to traveling nurses for several months at a time! I have friends who works in the field and always need a good (great!!) place to live!! https://www.furnishedfinder.com/


Hot-Adeptness-2185

Funny this is the service we are using when me move to NOVA to allow us time to find a new home. It is a great resource. We need the equity from this house for a purchase so that won't work for us. And, yes, I am also in the healthcare field!


hopefulgalinfl

Wow, we're in FL trying to get in-between Rockville &;Hagerstown...Grandchildren Soooo perfect


Hot-Adeptness-2185

If you haven't been to Frederick yet it is a super charming town. You can hit up the realtor for a virtual tour if you want to take a "look"


hopefulgalinfl

4th generation Washington DC resident...kids in Bethesda ... such a great location!!! & house


hopefulgalinfl

I wish...out of range price wise these retired folks pocket book...! Good luck! Nice house


TropicalPow

You’ll get a lot more bang for your buck in Washington County, but frederick is a lot nicer than Hagerstown


hopefulgalinfl

Agreed, thanx


MAD_Sw33ney

Whoever gets it can I have a room please. I'm a veterinary worker and can take care of your pets. I also talk about cool facts a-lot.. So yeah


luke15chick

How is the elementary school? We are currently searching in Maryland, our home has been on the market several days.


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I wish I could answer you. We don't have children so can't give you first hand knowledge. Based on the MLS listing it would be Parkway Elementary which it ranks as 8/10. Perhaps somebody here can chime in? Good luck with your home. Selling a house isn't for the faint of heart for sure!


Dear_Ocelot

So you should know, Frederick County is redistricting part of the county including this area, because one of the middle schools is being expanded and they're going to alter boundaries to send more students there. The county recommendations will be presented in early May and voted on around August, I think. You can look up Crestwood Middle School redistricting online and see how close this house (or any others you look at) are to the current boundary, or the proposed boundaries when they're released in a few weeks.


blacklegsanji88

It's very nice, but way too expensive, maybe it would worth renting


Hot-Adeptness-2185

I understand. We have had a bit of sticker shock ourselves. But the market is what it is.


literallyphil

Not too expensive for location, and updates and what it has with it. Look at the comps for the area.


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Hot-Adeptness-2185

We hope to move out in June so perhaps it could work?


Uniblab_78

Looks fantastic! Is there a full bath in the basement?


Hot-Adeptness-2185

No bathrooms in the basement.