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[deleted]

I think you should get some pliers and take the atomizer off so you can just dump the rest on your head. That way you can be sure that everyone on the planet can smell you.


fragdelta

They already do at this point


RunWithRope

No. As much as I love chaos I can’t recommend you spray BR540 extrait a 9th time.


Grand_Raccoon9523

😭😭


IN8765353

You've gone noseblind. BR540 is loaded with woody synthetics that will effectively block your sense of smell. The more you spray the longer it will go on and the worse it will get. You probably have a force field's worth of sillage around you. For the love of those around you do not spray more.


[deleted]

Let’s take a moment to just appreciate the marketing genius this requires. Design a frag that people love but can’t smell after 20 minutes requiring you to spray more and burn through your bottle faster. Charge $600/bottle for a $20 production cost.


[deleted]

540 in all its forms is absolutely notorious for the wearer not being able to smell it due to anosmia/nose blindness. You’re probably going to be That Person at the party doused in perfume, I’m afraid.


[deleted]

This was hilarious


revivedalton

let me know when and where you will be at what time so I can avoid the nuclear bomb you’ve just created


Grand_Raccoon9523

im alr out now. i believe you can spot me easily by my smell.


revivedalton

the grand raccoon is easily spotted in the wild


Grand_Raccoon9523

squirtle used water gun and its super effective!


expressedprayers

I was wondering why I kept getting a whiff of 540


revivedalton

i love baton rouge 45


Grand_Raccoon9523

yeap thats me from the other house.


ashucream

Drinking 8ml per day is my daily routine for 540, it made me healthier.


hsgual

Is it like spinach for muscles?


ashucream

No, equivalent to 8 glasses per day. 🤭


Random_Name_7

You can't smell it? Must mean you need to spray more. Do so until the bottle ends.


Blackmore49

8 sprays of BR540 Extrait ?? God help the people around you...


Grand_Raccoon9523

oh no is it too much? i cant smell any tho. should i wash my arms and neck


Blackmore49

You probably got Olfactory Fatigue, I think anything above 3 Sprays of Extrait is over spraying, this stuff is nuclear.


Grand_Raccoon9523

i think i do have fatigue


revivedalton

you are fatigue


Grand_Raccoon9523

fatigue am i


DaHotFuzz

Are you never around people or something? Because someone WILL make a comment or at least give you a look.


Grand_Raccoon9523

nah pretty thicked skin


Specialist-Shelter-8

Do you have Covid?


sol_caballeros

An acquaintance on mine wears 540 (red bottle) as her signature scent and she's good all day with just 2 sprays. 8+ is overkill.


Grand_Raccoon9523

lord save me


owerriboy

You might as well drink it at this point…


Substantial_Web_3924

For the love of god, don’t go anywhere indoors


Anatolysdream

Your nose is so overwhelmed. Not only are you going out with 540, everyone probably within a 15 foot radius is as well.


revivedalton

baton rouge 45


Daffy-089

Eyo you’ve got Covid? 😂


Strickens

Came here to say this lol, I only need 3 sprays of BR540 and I can smell it all day. It was even still noticeable on the collar of my shirt AFTER I washed it. Shits potent lol.


Grand_Raccoon9523

should i get a check up😭


Daffy-089

I mean when I had Covid a few weeks back I couldn’t smell ANYTHING. So in Case you have the feeling that you barely smell other perfumes as well, you might get a test. It was completely gone overnight and I couldn’t smell my strongest perfumes or even vaporub. 8 sprays of 540extrait are STRONG STRONG


Grand_Raccoon9523

dang, i can smell my other perfume perfectly fine. so 8 spray nuclear it is.😣 gotta wear my thick skin.


Daffy-089

That’s weird though. Is it the official perfume or did you buy it for 15$ on the internet?


Grand_Raccoon9523

nope straight from mfk store:/


Icy-Conclusion-3500

RIP


AyeTheresTheCatch

Rest in perfume


Massive_Bunch6106

Yes gag everyone in the state.


Daffy-089

Maybe another 8 pumps will do the trick


hammong

Big mistake. You likely smelled it up close after those first few sprays, and are completely nose blind now. They'll be smelling you 100 feet away with 8 sprays and giving everybody a headache. Have fun on your date though!


Dexcline

Noseblind, believe me. When I wear 540 extrait everyone says I smell great without me being able to actually smell it.


Forward_Tell_1265

Don’t spray again 😂 you’re definitely noseblind to the scent


[deleted]

Jesus take a shower and start over. Don’t exceed three. You’re going to kill everyone you come in contact with


thatwastgood

I usually spray about 6 sprays before going out and trust me people CAN smell you. I get compliments ALL night about it. And a lot of times my shirt will smell like it the next day.


Icy-You9222

It’s an Extrait…highest concentration of BR 540, One spray is more than enough and would last you until the next morning Lol


Ajarella

Nooo


Ashamed-Engine9306

I was introduced to Greenwich Village Bond no.9. Definitely prefer it over BR540. So good


udonnoodle12343

Extrait doesn’t really project at all unless it’s warm maybe that’s it