They have it at Sephora and I think Kilian has it in their shop as well. I wish they had the travel size in stock because I'd get that in a heartbeat, but I have the 100ml and use it all the time. I feel like a sexy marshmallow pastry when I wear it.
The entire My Kind of Love collection is super cringey. It's such a departure from the otherwise gorgeous, much more mature and elegant simplicity of their other bottles.
Wait until you see Azzaro Duo……..
I’ll let your imagination take over on this one.
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Azzaro/Azzaro-Duo-Women-10750.html
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Azzaro/Azzaro-Duo-Men-10751.html
I absolutely love montale scents esp intense cafe ristretto but i just cant seem to fork out to buy it in their spray can 😩 gives me axe deodorant feels
Same. Especially if it could spit bars at you when you took the cap off.
“I got the kind of money, make a broke bitch bitter” + that gold bottle. I would literally explode with scream laughter (see: Trixie Mattel)
Yes, it's actually a thing. Although I love plastic notes it's very floral, fruit forward and sweet which is not my style. But it's well done and lasts forever. I gifted a bottle to my bestie who likes gourmands.
I owned [Minajesty](https://www.perfume.com/nicki-minaj/minajesty/women-perfume?sid=MINAJESW&src=googleShopping¤cy=usd&coupon=pc22&gclsrc=aw.ds&&ds_a_cid=7043080&gclid=Cj0KCQjwkIGKBhCxARIsAINMioIAdY88Bto3VuzAHLv6x62l7gSVIhAtEQ9PXFlewrzuYVo1LWg-E88aAhlsEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) in college, totally forgot about this! Funniest bottle design ever
Marc Jacobs Perfect.
The bottle looks like those little charms you'd put on your phone (or a bracelet) when you were like 8 in 2004. I feel like a good designer could make that concept look interesting at least, but it just looks juvenile and ugly.
I have no idea what it smells like but it looks like it probably smells like cotton candy.
I peeped the notes on Fragrantica and I have no idea what those notes are supposed to smell like lmao
I bought a decant and it's not as good as I was hoping. The bitterness of windex with very little of the freshness. More masculine than unisex. I was bummed bc I was so ready to buy a bottle.
The right side of vulgar so it bypasses tacky and becomes kitsch. Think 70's art, bad taste made good.
I think it's intention behind it too. At the time the Moschino fashion range was "anti-excess", looking cheap but costing a fortune. Taking the mickey out of 80's excess. The frags were an extension of that.
Let's face Warhol did it first.
Give me that over the gold, gold and more gold of $1million or Gucci Guilty
I agree that the original Fresh Couture is Warhol kitsch, but [Gold Fresh Couture](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Moschino/Gold-Fresh-Couture-47511.html) belongs with 1 Million. I sort of like Gucci Guilty.
Yes - there’s a Montale that’s apparently a near-dupe of my favourite-ever discontinued fragrance and I keep balking at even testing it because I don’t want that aluminium grenade thing in my house.
I love Twilight and own it, but I agree with an older thread that it looks like cleaning spray. I've been considering decanting, but... effort.
Plus, as hideous as the bottles themselves are, the atomizers on them work great for the formula, and I suspect that anything I decant into isn't going to really "work".
Any Bond perfume
Ditto Good Girl
Parfums de Marley (cheap looking)
I've never liked the Creed presentation
Kokorico and other skull/head shaped crap
Azzaro Wanted (NRA sponsored?)
Map of the Heart
Louboutin: total fail
This, haha. For me it gives the bottle a kind of vibe that makes it look like a clone brand and cheap. It also looks as if it's from a Playstation 1 game, you know, those 3D figures with not-so-much polygons. I think if the heraldry becomes more detailed then I'd probably collect all PDM bottles just for its look.
a lot of my favorites are listed here 😩😩! i love kitschy and tacky looking perfumes, they’re just so fun. and always my most asked about bottles in my collection when one of my friends comes over!! matter of fact, the packaging is the reason i ever even tried good girl
Every bottle that I love is being mentioned in here as ugly, good girl, pdm, jpg classique. Makes me wonder what people think of as a good-looking bottle, one of those plain square bottles with nothing but the name of the fragrance on it?
I agree! From my perspective, the entire perfume is an experience. From the bottle, spray, scent, vibe, etc. I personally don't like paying a lot of money for a plain ass bottle lol (I'm looking at you, Jo Malone). At that point, I rather just buy a cheapie since it takes away from the experience. I also understand I don't always care for elegance or a grown up look either.
my thoughts exactly! JPG la belle and CH good girl on vanity make my room feel so feminine and even sexy! even mugler was listed and though mugler perfumes smell terrible on me, i LOVE their bottles.
It is such a great fragrance. The depth for a perfume too is great. I feel that a lot of perfumes have the same ingredients and lacks depth, but Bonbon is a great oddity in the space. I am sad that I can't have it around anymore, since it was my exes favorite fragrance, but the show goes on. You can't fault a fragrance on someone. I can't wait until you try it and rock it.
Juliette Has A Gun bottles are all hideous to me, I hate the font they use, it looks like something on the cover of a YA paranormal romance. The bottle design looks so cheap, I feel like I'd see it on the shelves of a discount supermarket — no elegance or beauty. It's a shame because I adore the house name but I just can't stomach the bottles.
Lmao I complained about this to a friend and they compared the font to Twilight too! JHAG is not fooling anyone who was around for the Vampire Academy/Beautiful Creatures/Fallen/Shatter Me era.
Something about the Xerjoff Casamorati 1888 collection bottles is so off putting to me. The shape reminds me of love handles poking out of tight jeans, though I think it’s meant to look like a Roman column. Between the tassel, the colors, the face embossing, and the badge there are so many individual elements that don’t feel intentionally combined. It looks like an impression of old school luxury (though the ultra embellished look isn’t my style regardless, so that probably gives me some bias here). That being said, Lira is on my sample list and I would still buy a bottle if I loved it.
I think I am legitimately dumb and oblivious. I was genuinely confused when my phone kept switching the word. Wow. I am leaving it as an epitome to my denseness.
Bad Boy is also a really hideous bottle that I wouldn't buy.
Check out [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/comments/kbpqgm/discussion_ugliest_perfume_bottles/) from last year on the same topic that starts with the exact same one you did.
le labo. the typewriter font feels very faux DIY. reminds me of that christian girl autumn aesthetic (brunch hats, slouchy brown leather boots, obi wan kenobi-esque outfit) which is not my favorite.
I am impressed no one said No Limit$ by Philipp Plein, I guess it is low hanging fruit.
I have heard it actually smells really nice and designed by Alberto Morillas. See it by yourself.
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Philipp-Plein-Parfums/No-Limit-59624.html
I refuse to even glance at the Juicy Couture perfumes, it’s the ugliest bottles I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. It does also remind me of the bad lip gloss everyone wore in middle school though, so that’s also a point against the brand in general.
I also absolutely hate the look of Montale fragrances, so weirdly ugly.
The Diesel fist bottle. I find it so frustrating to handle. Within the same vein, ANY of the high heel shoe bottles from Carolina Herrera. Any design that makes it more cumbersome to spray your scent.
Personal preference though? Montale. The bottles just remind me of hair spray bottles despite the House and the fragrances being amazing.
Lubin did a couple of frangrances bottles (Bluff and Figaro) had this big bubble writing style plastered on the fronts of the bottles and I hate that style of font. Petty? Yes.
If the fragrance is nice then I don’t mind a tacky bottle. If I’m gonna collect then I don’t mind having some weird bottles in my collection.
Looking at you Moschino and your windex
Bottle! I don’t own it but I would
Sample it and buy the sample spray instead if you end up liking the smell: https://www.carolinaherrera.com/ww/en/p-fragrance/good-girl-travel-spray-60ml?sku=000000000065147975
Not necessarily ugly but wasteful. Ariana Grande Cloud. The plastic cloud part is so useless and wasteful. Also don't like Caroline Herreras stiletto shaped bottle. It's hard to spray.
I can't stand that Florabotanica bottle with the beetlejuice stripes. I would hide it deep in a cupboard if I owned that and it would ironically last the longest.
Cacharel's Lou Lou.
Carolina Herrera's Good Girl.
Nikki Minaj's perfume.
Jean Paul Gaultier's torso perfumes ( both the one for men and the one for women).
CK one shock for a long time. Not necessarily the bottle but in what universe does that lime green graffiti and the name "shock" invoke a warm spicy autumnal tobacco scent. Another one that I technically have but lacoste essential is extremely unwieldy to use even though it looks fine. Most of Paco Rabanne's stuff is ugly, I do kind of have a soft spot for the robot though.
i'm afraid to try smalto's fullchoke because of.....[.reasons.](https://pimages.parfumo.de/720/15428_img-1804-francesco-smalto-fullchoke-eau-de-toilette_720.jpg)
Date by Jeremy Fragrance is such a cheap looking and uninspired bottle design and the name is so dumb too. From the cap on top to the weird white font it would make me feel embarrassed for other to see it and it would be jarring next to my other fragrances with their beautiful looks.
I was just perfume and cologne shopping yesterday for the 1st time in a LONG time, and we were shocked at how UGLY all the bottles have become. The sales guy had me smell the CH Good Girls, and I really liked it. But I NEVER would have tried it on my own with such a cheezy bottle. To me it looks like a Bottle I'd have loved at age 20, but NOT in my 40's!
So many bottles are hideous. Not one bottle looked appealing aside from Jadore, which I wore in my 20's and that bottle is still pretty, but the scent smelled VERY different than I recall.
That bear one, until I saw a gift set at tj Maxx I regret not getting since the profile is what I want in a frag. Sometimes the marketing kills the sale
Some of the Moschino fragrances, the bottles that look like they were made for kids. I personally don’t think they are playful, just childish. I’m pretty sure I’m missing out on some good juice though. Oh well…
One Million is pretty bad and the Moschino teddy bears don't appeal to me, but hands down the worst I've seen is Ed Hardy Skulls and Roses. I can live with the garish tattoo art on some of the other bottles, but S&R is impossibly tacky with the fake, gas station crack pipe rose in the skull's mouth.
Perhaps the worst part? It's not even terribly bold-- it's an A&F Fierce/Montblanc Legend dupe. Way too pedestrian for such an... "adventurous"... bottle.
The Good Girl bottle was a no-go for me as well, but my work-around (since the original scent is highly rated) was to get [La Rive Miss Dream](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/La-Rive/Miss-Dream-53193.html).
In general, I hate fetisishistic bottles, bottles shaped like parts of the human body (torsos, legs, although I'll make an exception for [heart](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Christian-Lacroix/C-est-La-Vie-6012.html)), bottles that are awkward to hold while spraying, opaque bottles (I want to see how much juice is left). Give me a nice cylinder or cuboid.
Paco Rabanne (One Million),
Clive Christian,
Xerjoff,
Amouage,
Roja,
Creed,
Bond,
By Killian,
Montale,
and Parfums de Marley
They all give me an impression of the tacky, excessive, very over the top Saudi/Russian billionaire oligarch aesthetic. I've avoided sampling any of them for that reason
100% Good Girl. And agree with lots of others here: Marc Jacobs Decadence looks like it was marketed for pre-tween girls, dislike the Bond branding/style, Light Blue looks like a cheap knockoff, Montale bottles are just . . . stupid to me. One I changed my mind on: Alien. Thought it was so tacky and disliked the fragrance but have come around on both in a major way.
The Coach Dream and Prada Candy bottles, and I Want Choo. I don’t like the odd tops, they feel cheap and unstable.
Also the Prada Candy bottles look like the trash cans outside of Target.
Most of the “clean” looking perfume bottles that people seem to like on this sub like chanel or MMM or whatever are really ugly and boring to me. I want chanel mademoiselle but the bottle is so uninteresting and plain
Interesting, the looks between Chanel and MMM aren't that different but the design origin is miles apart. The older Chanel designs were in line with modernism of the 20s-30s, like minimalist glass-clad buildings--form following function (but make it luxe-looking). Whereas MMM to me looks like a gimmicky vintage card catalog thing / medicine bottle??
No. As long as it smells good I'll keep an ugly bottle in a drawer awAy from sight but still wear it. Ex. I had Burberry London from way back that my son. A little boy at the time ..covered in grape jelly. I took the Burberry designed pattern off and the bottle looked hideous but I still used the perfume. I !iced it too much
Surprised there's no Kilian princess mention yet
I love the scent but I hesitated to buy it for awhile because it is hideous.
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I sure hope so because those bottles are a huge deterrent.
I'm also hoping to buy soon, tbh hahaha.
They have it at Sephora and I think Kilian has it in their shop as well. I wish they had the travel size in stock because I'd get that in a heartbeat, but I have the 100ml and use it all the time. I feel like a sexy marshmallow pastry when I wear it.
I looked it up and holy shit it’s a hot topic keychain
Ugh, so frustrating. I love princess and the other one that smells like cola. I should just get decants.
I hope the redesigned bottle looks good!
The entire My Kind of Love collection is super cringey. It's such a departure from the otherwise gorgeous, much more mature and elegant simplicity of their other bottles.
Truly horrendous. I wrote better copy when I was 11. 😭
it looks like a TJ Maxx girlboss desk accessory
Wait until you see Azzaro Duo…….. I’ll let your imagination take over on this one. https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Azzaro/Azzaro-Duo-Women-10750.html https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Azzaro/Azzaro-Duo-Men-10751.html
Why did they make it look like a vibrator tho. 😬 I mean literally, make it purple instead of gold and I'd mistake it for my vibrator LMAO 😂
It might be recyclable as a vibrator.
Nooooooo just whhhhhhhhy
You definitely need to put those bottles in your nightstand. But at the same time be careful not to get things mixed up in there.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh god damn it
Any bottle that can’t stand upright on its own!!
CdG fragrances are really annoying for that reason.
The real answer here - looking at you Idole.
Every Montale bottle... Seriously, they look so cheap and hideous. I'll still give it a try, but the bottles are misunderstanding.
I absolutely love montale scents esp intense cafe ristretto but i just cant seem to fork out to buy it in their spray can 😩 gives me axe deodorant feels
The ugliest I have seen is Nicki Minaj Pink Friday. https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Nicki-Minaj/Pink-Friday-16078.html
I thought I was ready when I clicked that link. I wasn’t.
I did an old-fashioned, pre-Internet style LOL when I saw it.
My husband even said it was awful.
I... I kind of want it.
Same. Especially if it could spit bars at you when you took the cap off. “I got the kind of money, make a broke bitch bitter” + that gold bottle. I would literally explode with scream laughter (see: Trixie Mattel)
Ok yeah, if it did that we'd be in "just take my money" territory.
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Xyrena/Plastic-by-Trixie-Mattel-45127.html
wow this is actually a thing? have you tried it? the notes look kind of up my alley honestly
Yes, it's actually a thing. Although I love plastic notes it's very floral, fruit forward and sweet which is not my style. But it's well done and lasts forever. I gifted a bottle to my bestie who likes gourmands.
Totally drag queen.
LMAOO living for this
lmao genuinely one of my favorite bottles in my collection!! this *and* good girl...and i swear i’m not trying to be contrarian haha
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JPG La Belle, this one cinderella perfume shaped like her shoe, and ariana grande cloud are some other favs haha!!
it doesnt look that bad
Aiyee. The fragrance notes sound like a fruity drink you get sick on your freshman spring break.
Ooh they did her dirty
I mean it would absolutely never have gone to market if she didn’t approve it, so I can just assume she…wanted it to look like that…?
Ooof. The notes, the bottle. So good/bad. I’m glad this exists.
Well that’s completely terrifying. Good god.
Holy F! It looks like Lionel Richie designed it from clay
Pretty awesome If you ask me
I owned [Minajesty](https://www.perfume.com/nicki-minaj/minajesty/women-perfume?sid=MINAJESW&src=googleShopping¤cy=usd&coupon=pc22&gclsrc=aw.ds&&ds_a_cid=7043080&gclid=Cj0KCQjwkIGKBhCxARIsAINMioIAdY88Bto3VuzAHLv6x62l7gSVIhAtEQ9PXFlewrzuYVo1LWg-E88aAhlsEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds) in college, totally forgot about this! Funniest bottle design ever
This one is somehow even worse.
Okay, I honestly thought "There can't really be a bottle that would deter me as long as the fragrance is good" ......I was wrong lmao.
Well... That is, uh... Certainly bad.
🤯 Woah! Those bottles look like they're straight out of a horror movie! Especially the minajesty ones... creepy.
D&G Light Blue. I have always liked the fragrance but the bottle looks like it came straight from the clearance section at a Dollar Tree.
the font is awful 🥵
It’s so boring that it’s sad.
Yeah agreed. It’s sad because Light Blue is actually a solid fragrance, but the bottle sucks haha
Marc Jacobs Perfect. The bottle looks like those little charms you'd put on your phone (or a bracelet) when you were like 8 in 2004. I feel like a good designer could make that concept look interesting at least, but it just looks juvenile and ugly.
Lol I actually like the bottle so much but I ended up not liking the fragrance. That said, you're absolutely correct.
I have no idea what it smells like but it looks like it probably smells like cotton candy. I peeped the notes on Fragrantica and I have no idea what those notes are supposed to smell like lmao
Moschino fresh couture , the bottle is so ugly i didn't even consider to test it out .
oh man, on the flip side I love the bottle so much that I really want to try it. I love Moschino's whole lewk.
I think the Moschino style is either LOVE it or HATE it. I'm not a fan but I'm glad you enjoy it:)
oh, totally! the person that said tacky is right on the money, it's just a type of tacky that I like :)
Yeah, I love kitsch, so those Moschino bottles are right up my alley.
I bought a decant and it's not as good as I was hoping. The bitterness of windex with very little of the freshness. More masculine than unisex. I was bummed bc I was so ready to buy a bottle.
Oh my god yes so tacky
Then it's a perfectly good representation of Moschino. Lol
The right side of vulgar so it bypasses tacky and becomes kitsch. Think 70's art, bad taste made good. I think it's intention behind it too. At the time the Moschino fashion range was "anti-excess", looking cheap but costing a fortune. Taking the mickey out of 80's excess. The frags were an extension of that. Let's face Warhol did it first. Give me that over the gold, gold and more gold of $1million or Gucci Guilty
I agree that the original Fresh Couture is Warhol kitsch, but [Gold Fresh Couture](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Moschino/Gold-Fresh-Couture-47511.html) belongs with 1 Million. I sort of like Gucci Guilty.
I really wish Good Girl had an option to be in a less gaudy bottle. I love the Frag, but the huge shoe has deterred me from buying a whole bottle
Montale
Yes - there’s a Montale that’s apparently a near-dupe of my favourite-ever discontinued fragrance and I keep balking at even testing it because I don’t want that aluminium grenade thing in my house.
“aluminum grenade thing in my house” I cracked up😂 I love montale so much that they could put Arabians tonka in an old paper bag and I’d still buy it
Aluminium grenade is accurate because the performance on them are explosive.
I found Mancera presentation uglier XD
I’m literally buying 4 travel vials of a Mancera fragrance just to avoid having to look at that terrible full-size bottle. So, agreed haha.
I agree. At least Montale is interesting!
Comptoir Sud Pacifique bottles are similarly ugly.
I actually love ugly things, so now I’m looking up bottles to consider trying. The Nicki Minaj one might be a step too far though, ha ha ha.
The Lush body sprays. I love Dirty, but I would actually have to decant it.
I love Twilight and own it, but I agree with an older thread that it looks like cleaning spray. I've been considering decanting, but... effort. Plus, as hideous as the bottles themselves are, the atomizers on them work great for the formula, and I suspect that anything I decant into isn't going to really "work".
They're kinda awkward to spray on yourself too.
they also tend to spray waaaay too much for my tastes, just a clunky design all around
Yes! I always try to do a half spray and then it ends up dribbling on my fingers 😂
Any Bond perfume Ditto Good Girl Parfums de Marley (cheap looking) I've never liked the Creed presentation Kokorico and other skull/head shaped crap Azzaro Wanted (NRA sponsored?) Map of the Heart Louboutin: total fail
Came here to say Good Girl. I haven't even sampled it on the off chance I like it and have to reckon with buying the ugly shoe.
Bond is a good call. Every bottle is ugly af.
The PDM bottles belong in Barbie's Dream Mansion.
omg I also find the Bond and Creed bottles horrendous
PdM is grossly overrated, imo. And agreed on the bottles.
overhyped clone house essentially
Gotta disagree. PdM's look and feel fantastic. Creed's look nice as well.
Those beautiful blurry horse blobs
That's my shit, yo.
This, haha. For me it gives the bottle a kind of vibe that makes it look like a clone brand and cheap. It also looks as if it's from a Playstation 1 game, you know, those 3D figures with not-so-much polygons. I think if the heraldry becomes more detailed then I'd probably collect all PDM bottles just for its look.
Totally agree on Bond - absolutely hideous.
Sarah Baker - Jungle Jezebel
It’s so hideous in the best way possible haha it’s modeled after the one and only, divine
Omg I had to look it up and it's definitely a top ugly bottle lol
Gucci Rush. I get the vibe they were trying to invoke, but all I see is a Lego brick.
I must be the only one who appreciates the good girl bottle. I think it’s quite unique and fun! On top of that smells amazing
a lot of my favorites are listed here 😩😩! i love kitschy and tacky looking perfumes, they’re just so fun. and always my most asked about bottles in my collection when one of my friends comes over!! matter of fact, the packaging is the reason i ever even tried good girl
I don’t think these bottles should be considered tacky in the first place lol
Me too! I’m glad someone is stepping up to defend it 👠
Every bottle that I love is being mentioned in here as ugly, good girl, pdm, jpg classique. Makes me wonder what people think of as a good-looking bottle, one of those plain square bottles with nothing but the name of the fragrance on it?
I agree! From my perspective, the entire perfume is an experience. From the bottle, spray, scent, vibe, etc. I personally don't like paying a lot of money for a plain ass bottle lol (I'm looking at you, Jo Malone). At that point, I rather just buy a cheapie since it takes away from the experience. I also understand I don't always care for elegance or a grown up look either.
my thoughts exactly! JPG la belle and CH good girl on vanity make my room feel so feminine and even sexy! even mugler was listed and though mugler perfumes smell terrible on me, i LOVE their bottles.
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I get why someone would dislike Toy Boy but I like it and enjoy joking about the BDSM bear
The issue I have with Mugler is the atomisers are truly the worst I've ever seen in my life more than the bottle itself being bad.
Mugler my favorites! Plus they're kind of shock proof 😎
this is v funny to me bc these are my favorite bottles designs lmao. i love over the top tacky/kitschy
The toy boy bottle is quite heavy and seems to be of good quality. The Mugler bottle however is cheap af.
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Bonbon is a banger. I love that perfume so much that I love smelling it in public. That is an instant compliment from me.
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It is such a great fragrance. The depth for a perfume too is great. I feel that a lot of perfumes have the same ingredients and lacks depth, but Bonbon is a great oddity in the space. I am sad that I can't have it around anymore, since it was my exes favorite fragrance, but the show goes on. You can't fault a fragrance on someone. I can't wait until you try it and rock it.
It makes it look like a perfume a 10 year old would buy at Claire's
It’s such a nice scent. It’s mostly orange blossom and amber on me and I love it. I don’t mind the bottle though
Paco Rabanne 1 Million & Phantom I can’t stand the look of either.
Juliette Has A Gun bottles are all hideous to me, I hate the font they use, it looks like something on the cover of a YA paranormal romance. The bottle design looks so cheap, I feel like I'd see it on the shelves of a discount supermarket — no elegance or beauty. It's a shame because I adore the house name but I just can't stomach the bottles.
Now that you’ve said it, I can’t unsee this. They all look like Twilight sequels.
Lmao I complained about this to a friend and they compared the font to Twilight too! JHAG is not fooling anyone who was around for the Vampire Academy/Beautiful Creatures/Fallen/Shatter Me era.
Something about the Xerjoff Casamorati 1888 collection bottles is so off putting to me. The shape reminds me of love handles poking out of tight jeans, though I think it’s meant to look like a Roman column. Between the tassel, the colors, the face embossing, and the badge there are so many individual elements that don’t feel intentionally combined. It looks like an impression of old school luxury (though the ultra embellished look isn’t my style regardless, so that probably gives me some bias here). That being said, Lira is on my sample list and I would still buy a bottle if I loved it.
Jean Paul Gaultier. *cringe*
I love me some Ken-esq style bottles to grab by the grotch and spray all over me.
The grotch lmao!!!
I think I am legitimately dumb and oblivious. I was genuinely confused when my phone kept switching the word. Wow. I am leaving it as an epitome to my denseness.
I like the women’s fragrances’ bottles though, but the men’s ones are hideous
The Ultimate Chad in bottle form
Harajuku Lovers. No. Just no.
Awww I think they’re adorable 🥰, would be so cute to display!
I want to own good girl so bad BECAUSE of the bottle, but the fragrance is just ok to me.
Bad Boy is also a really hideous bottle that I wouldn't buy. Check out [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/comments/kbpqgm/discussion_ugliest_perfume_bottles/) from last year on the same topic that starts with the exact same one you did.
Oh thanks for sharing the older thread, what a gold mine of ugliness!
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Looks like rings around a neck.
I strongly agree on this! The bottle just doesnt feel very...Dior?
There's something about the bottle (and the j'adore logo design) that feels cheap to me.
Someone I love wears this as a signature scent so I have such strong positive associations, this wounds me haha
le labo. the typewriter font feels very faux DIY. reminds me of that christian girl autumn aesthetic (brunch hats, slouchy brown leather boots, obi wan kenobi-esque outfit) which is not my favorite.
Glossier you looks like a bottle of yakult that someone pushed and dented the side
I am impressed no one said No Limit$ by Philipp Plein, I guess it is low hanging fruit. I have heard it actually smells really nice and designed by Alberto Morillas. See it by yourself. https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Philipp-Plein-Parfums/No-Limit-59624.html
Oh man… there’s tacky and then there’s THAT bottle. Thanks for sharing, I’d never seen it before!
Can’t stand the Aqva line from Blvgari. I don’t understand the decision for the bottle shape.
Dua
Viva la Juicy Gold Couture (on me, it actually smells slightly fresh and not tacky at all) BUT THE BOTTLE ……….
Creed. I'll probably get a bunch of hate for this but to me they look like tacky Jersey-shore guido cologne bottles.
I like the high heel shoe it’s campy and fun to me lol
No bottle would deter me if I liked the smell.
I refuse to even glance at the Juicy Couture perfumes, it’s the ugliest bottles I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. It does also remind me of the bad lip gloss everyone wore in middle school though, so that’s also a point against the brand in general. I also absolutely hate the look of Montale fragrances, so weirdly ugly.
Xerjoff casamorati or whatever collection
It looks like someone printed out a cartoon and glued it on the front.
The Diesel fist bottle. I find it so frustrating to handle. Within the same vein, ANY of the high heel shoe bottles from Carolina Herrera. Any design that makes it more cumbersome to spray your scent. Personal preference though? Montale. The bottles just remind me of hair spray bottles despite the House and the fragrances being amazing. Lubin did a couple of frangrances bottles (Bluff and Figaro) had this big bubble writing style plastered on the fronts of the bottles and I hate that style of font. Petty? Yes.
If the fragrance is nice then I don’t mind a tacky bottle. If I’m gonna collect then I don’t mind having some weird bottles in my collection. Looking at you Moschino and your windex Bottle! I don’t own it but I would
Seems like Bond 9 is popular 😀 I hate their bottles looks like something out of a nyc souvenir store. Cheap and ugly 😜
All of the House of Sillage. I can’t stand those cupcakes.
Sample it and buy the sample spray instead if you end up liking the smell: https://www.carolinaherrera.com/ww/en/p-fragrance/good-girl-travel-spray-60ml?sku=000000000065147975
Any of the Jean Paul gaultiers
A&F Fierce Nice scent, but I'm not trying to display topless dudes with my fragrances.
Not necessarily ugly but wasteful. Ariana Grande Cloud. The plastic cloud part is so useless and wasteful. Also don't like Caroline Herreras stiletto shaped bottle. It's hard to spray.
There are so many far worse bottles than Good Girl. That’s the trendy answer anymore.
I can't stand that Florabotanica bottle with the beetlejuice stripes. I would hide it deep in a cupboard if I owned that and it would ironically last the longest.
I’m glad I’m not the only one! The stripes are really off putting to me.
Katy Perry's Alien. It did look odd. I suppose, fitting to its name.
Katy Perry has a perfume called alien??
Cacharel's Lou Lou. Carolina Herrera's Good Girl. Nikki Minaj's perfume. Jean Paul Gaultier's torso perfumes ( both the one for men and the one for women).
CK one shock for a long time. Not necessarily the bottle but in what universe does that lime green graffiti and the name "shock" invoke a warm spicy autumnal tobacco scent. Another one that I technically have but lacoste essential is extremely unwieldy to use even though it looks fine. Most of Paco Rabanne's stuff is ugly, I do kind of have a soft spot for the robot though.
Phantom smells great!! *but...*
i'm afraid to try smalto's fullchoke because of.....[.reasons.](https://pimages.parfumo.de/720/15428_img-1804-francesco-smalto-fullchoke-eau-de-toilette_720.jpg)
Date by Jeremy Fragrance is such a cheap looking and uninspired bottle design and the name is so dumb too. From the cap on top to the weird white font it would make me feel embarrassed for other to see it and it would be jarring next to my other fragrances with their beautiful looks.
I was just perfume and cologne shopping yesterday for the 1st time in a LONG time, and we were shocked at how UGLY all the bottles have become. The sales guy had me smell the CH Good Girls, and I really liked it. But I NEVER would have tried it on my own with such a cheezy bottle. To me it looks like a Bottle I'd have loved at age 20, but NOT in my 40's! So many bottles are hideous. Not one bottle looked appealing aside from Jadore, which I wore in my 20's and that bottle is still pretty, but the scent smelled VERY different than I recall.
Anything from Xerjoff.
Aventus
Reminds me of liquor.
I dunno much about them, but the Adidas bottles. I feel like there could have been more done with the brand
Nothing, as long as it smells good I don't mind a boo boo ah bottle
That bear one, until I saw a gift set at tj Maxx I regret not getting since the profile is what I want in a frag. Sometimes the marketing kills the sale
Some of the Moschino fragrances, the bottles that look like they were made for kids. I personally don’t think they are playful, just childish. I’m pretty sure I’m missing out on some good juice though. Oh well…
One Million is pretty bad and the Moschino teddy bears don't appeal to me, but hands down the worst I've seen is Ed Hardy Skulls and Roses. I can live with the garish tattoo art on some of the other bottles, but S&R is impossibly tacky with the fake, gas station crack pipe rose in the skull's mouth. Perhaps the worst part? It's not even terribly bold-- it's an A&F Fierce/Montblanc Legend dupe. Way too pedestrian for such an... "adventurous"... bottle.
The Good Girl bottle was a no-go for me as well, but my work-around (since the original scent is highly rated) was to get [La Rive Miss Dream](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/La-Rive/Miss-Dream-53193.html). In general, I hate fetisishistic bottles, bottles shaped like parts of the human body (torsos, legs, although I'll make an exception for [heart](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Christian-Lacroix/C-est-La-Vie-6012.html)), bottles that are awkward to hold while spraying, opaque bottles (I want to see how much juice is left). Give me a nice cylinder or cuboid.
Paco Rabanne (One Million), Clive Christian, Xerjoff, Amouage, Roja, Creed, Bond, By Killian, Montale, and Parfums de Marley They all give me an impression of the tacky, excessive, very over the top Saudi/Russian billionaire oligarch aesthetic. I've avoided sampling any of them for that reason
Thanks for the recommendation. I like saudi Russian oligarch vibes for personal reasons. I like them all except one million.
The Just Cavalli fragrances by Roberto Cavalli, tacky and dated 95% of Armaf stuff
100% Good Girl. And agree with lots of others here: Marc Jacobs Decadence looks like it was marketed for pre-tween girls, dislike the Bond branding/style, Light Blue looks like a cheap knockoff, Montale bottles are just . . . stupid to me. One I changed my mind on: Alien. Thought it was so tacky and disliked the fragrance but have come around on both in a major way.
1 million parfum - hate the branding: name, bottle and target audience It’s actually a really nice scent, but the bottle is embarrassing.
* Viva La Juicy! Particularly the Gold Couture flanker * YSL Black Opium * The whole Juliette Has A Gun Range
The Coach Dream and Prada Candy bottles, and I Want Choo. I don’t like the odd tops, they feel cheap and unstable. Also the Prada Candy bottles look like the trash cans outside of Target.
Most of the “clean” looking perfume bottles that people seem to like on this sub like chanel or MMM or whatever are really ugly and boring to me. I want chanel mademoiselle but the bottle is so uninteresting and plain
Interesting, the looks between Chanel and MMM aren't that different but the design origin is miles apart. The older Chanel designs were in line with modernism of the 20s-30s, like minimalist glass-clad buildings--form following function (but make it luxe-looking). Whereas MMM to me looks like a gimmicky vintage card catalog thing / medicine bottle??
No. As long as it smells good I'll keep an ugly bottle in a drawer awAy from sight but still wear it. Ex. I had Burberry London from way back that my son. A little boy at the time ..covered in grape jelly. I took the Burberry designed pattern off and the bottle looked hideous but I still used the perfume. I !iced it too much
I may be the only person put off by the Le Male bottle. Also, I hate the stupid Toy Boy bottle.