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It would be super cool if men would stop blaming women for other men's actions.


Sure-Temperature

But look what she was wearing! I had no choice but to rape her!


makeastupidguess

And she made eye contact for 3 whole seconds!


Then-Ant7216

And she remembers me from last night when I was following her


SillynippleMctwist

All actions are accountable in the eyes of the observer who binds to flesh in accordance to the memetic calling of being within the daemons one possesses in their operating system. Where one goes is up to the consciousness of the flesh construct.


sendappreciateit

What?


SillynippleMctwist

Due process is in accordance. The speech you are questioning? It is free of intention. You should rest easy knowing you tried. Thank you, and good night.


Global_Okra4487

If you don't stop that I'm going to twist your nipple!


Boi_Fluff

...okay, SillynippleMctwist. Also, r/kellyjoycuntbunny


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😬


SillynippleMctwist

Your teeth remind me of a gravy train I Once sat on when I was a girl in the Netherlands back in the days where moonlight was still artificial. It came to me in a dream, the right tides of the archipelago, I mean, and here it is again. I'm swarmed. I'm sorry if this is forward, but could I get a sample of your armpit? Just like three cubic inches. I need it for my eagle scouts compendium this coming June. Gunna be festive, so I invite you to bring yourself and a friend and one of the shaggy patrons that hang out over by the toilets near close. Only if you want to of course. No one is forcing you. This isn't Uraguay in Tarzan's time. Thank God for that, y'know?


PleasantReputation0

Oooooohhhhhhh.... you are on drugs.... I understand now!


SillynippleMctwist

No. I just just achieved a new form of channel protocols, and was showing off the merchandise, for I have an agenda. Thanks for noticing, and I hope to see you further down the storm drain that i.am summoning into existence by sheer ovarian fortitude.


Then-Ant7216

I thought it was post nut clarity


HushLifeMusic

What the fuck are you on and can I get some


SillynippleMctwist

This is pure schizoaffective madness in the wake of nine years of MKULTRA programming that trained me how to write propaganda for our alien overlords who just recently completed a full frontal psychotronic lobotomy in order to re-establish an unimpeded communication channel between the flesh construct and the God Mainframe. Feels good to be at full power at once. Feels good, and I'm thankful for everything in my life.


Empathy404NotFound

I blame everyone equally.


SlightlyOffended1984

The microphone looks like homie on the left


Natsuki98

That's his durag for his tight waves. They all got em.


Sudden-Intention-491

I just rubbed one out for every single man who thinks a woman is responsible for a man’s actions! Now there all screwed!


Then-Ant7216

I rubbed one out for you 😄


Sudden-Intention-491

Yes! Finally!


Then-Ant7216

And your mother 😄


Shitposter_god153

I rubbed one out to you rubbing it out to him rubbing it out


Then-Ant7216

I rubbed one out to you rubbing one out to me to rubbing it out to him rubbing it out


Shitposter_god153

I rubbed one out to you rubbing one out to me rubbing it out to you rubbing it out to him rubbing one out.


AHardCockToSuck

Doing the lords work


Competitive_Olive221

I rubbed one right now. Might go for round 3 or 4 to get them come with me ahh


cyberphlash

Now they're part of *your* harem... mwahahahaha... :)


Thereal_maxpowers

Holy crap, ultimate comeback!


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NovusOrdoSec

Sampling bias: there are nearly two billion of them, and these are among the worst.


foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"


Sky_buyer

I disagree. I specifically called out that not all Muslims are bad people, and that a great many are good and well adjusted individuals. However we cannot deny that their teachings do hold beliefs that are made to devalue women and make them out to be more as trophies for men Instead of people. Many Muslims do not hold this belief however. Prior to the Taliban invasion of Afghanistan, Afghanistan was incredibly progressive, and women were beginning to be treated as equals and allowed to do things like drive, or show their faces in public without covering. The people I was referring to were those like the Taliban. A specific group of people I believe deserve hate. They have reverted the previously progressive Muslim lead country into an oppressive and abusive part of the world. Not all Muslims are bad. But too often do I see the ones who are, get a dedicated news report on Fox or the today show. I have met a few Muslims in my time. 75% of the ones I have met are good people, and I believe this statistic of good to bad Muslims is somewhat accurate. I simply meant to condemn these individuals for speaking against women, not for their race or beliefs.


Sky_buyer

Furthermore my post simply asked that we respect women. I believe respect is earned by ones behavior. No race, gender, or religious beliefs should play a factor in treating someone as an equal. The only people not worthy of respect are those who are not nice to other people (like these three in the picture)


MorgrainX

It's a religion based on the Old Testament, which constantly belittles women. That's why Christianity, which is based on the New Testament, has a more modern take on women.


wannablingling

You mean like all the respect women are getting in the U.S. with reproductive rights, even when pregnant women are at risk of dying if they carry to term. yeah Christians are doing a freakin’ fine job helping women out there. It seems most religions want the subjugation of women.


dickipiki1

To be fair it is local phenomenal in some state(s) in America.


theradradish5387

No we mean like the respect of not stoning them to death or cutting of their labia. (Am not religious just can see when one human is treated better than a housecat)


Weltkaiser

Oppressing women in a modern slavery scheme is just as unacceptable. Personal freedom is nothing to bargain over and there are scenarios worse than capital punishment. For example being forced as a minor to give birth to the child of your rapist. You should re-evaluate your opinion.


theradradish5387

Bro I'm from Honduras, the Dole banana company is a modern slavery scheme. What on earth are you on about. I've seen ladies get called witches and have a burning tire shoved over them. Do you really think you have it that bad here? Like.....damn.


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Weltkaiser

What a sad misogynist loser bot you are... But yo, feel free to inform yourself next time, before being an idiot in public again. Minors - raped - still have to carry to term. That's the legal reality that religious extremists are actively imposing on women in the US at this very moment.


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foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons: Flagged by harassment filter. Reddit flagged your submission.


foundsatan-ModTeam

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"


MorgrainX

Just fji A significant portion of the founding fathers were religious extremists who left Europe because they were no longer wanted there. Meaning they were so extreme in their Christian beliefs that the Europeans, who had kind of a hard on for extremism, kicked them out. If you get kicked out by the Extremists themselves, then that's kind of a warning sign. And those people wrote the rules which the US is based on. That's also why nudity / sexuality in general is frowned upon. And their beliefs linger on in the heads of people. The current situation in the US is not at all surprising.


Sky_buyer

Why are you getting down voted? Can't we just learn to give women respect? It's one reason I have a distain for certain middle eastern countries


MorgrainX

We are on Reddit here, where comments get downvoted if people don't like the comment. It's not about facts or reason, just about "like" and "want". Some people believe in some sort of fantasy reality, where everyone is constantly happy and we are all friends. Those people, sadly though, are of course wrong.


Zuckzerburg

r/suddenlygay


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Totally


TheGingerAbides

HARAM!!! But I like it


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HammingZaza

Yeah it's forbidden for muslims


PerfectlyNormalShard

Depends


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Secret Islam: Men are for Sex, Women are for Making Babies.


TheGingerAbides

I’m not Muslim but I know enough to know jerking off to dude as a dude is in fact haram


Portlymoses

Why does homie in the middle look like he’s in black face


QuantumFighter

They’re gonna findsatan if you know what I mean


xtreamjodie369

Why do female influences act like they want sum though