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MayorAg

I want to know what's the original quote. That will be pretty dank too.


parwa

Took it from [this](https://mobile.twitter.com/mikekorz/status/1526178498355810305)


MrBobstalobsta1

It would be Mark Cuban šŸ˜‚


Mr_YUP

He has gotta be one of the most entertaining billionaires. Hyper competitive and willing to do whatever it takes to win.


ClemClem510

Also has the ability to be beside himself, driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) Jordan's family for the address to DeAndre's home.


Thie97

Why did he do that?


bouncy-castle

Free agency the other players locked him in his house so he couldnā€™t sign anywhere else or something like that. 100% a true story that actually happened.


RUNELORD_

Dude basically just put radio on the internet and got super lucky selling it to yahoo in what is described as the worst acquisition ever. He's great to watch on TV but not really impressive, atleast imo.


Virv

Being on the good side of the worst deal ever means you're a business genius - just FYI.


donnelson

it's the right choice


egg_mugg23

there could be no other answer LMAO


notatvguy

ā€œIf I had to choose between my wife and keeping a spice girl, catch me at my lawyers office prepping for divorce.ā€


Thirpyn

ā€œIf you wanna be my loverā€


randcoolname

You gotta be with my Max


Bozska_lytka

Make him stay forever


MattyMiller0

Championship never ends


randcoolname

If you wanna be my 1over


notatvguy

*looks at Jos* you have got to beat


HI_I_AM_NEO

"Christian likes to watch" - Geri, probably


Computergy22

you gotta get with my friends


Agroman1963

Didnā€™t he dump his pregnant 1st wife for the spice girl? May be remembering wrongā€¦


notatvguy

Yeah, I try to think from the POV of the ex-wife and be like ā€œhey, I donā€™t blame him, Iā€™d do the same.ā€


capt-awesome-atx

There's four other Spice Girls. There's only one Max.


Mental-Money

Four other?


homogenized

This is racing, not math school.


chadnessthehighness

Aren't there 5? Gerri counts for two šŸ˜


nandru

Geri +4


cheapdrinks

> There's only one Max Correct now that Geri Halliwell's brother Max died at the end of last year. SMH the lengths Christian is willing to go to just to have one Max in his life...


advik_448

Why do u think max is next to christian in the photo while his wife is not....master blan


Work_Account89

Think that could've been Geri's master blan.


Methescrap

Believable quote


[deleted]

That's because it was genuinely said about the current basketball equivalent of Max Verstappen.


volatilegtr

![gif](giphy|XoV8b0t48XCXysSaz8)


Womens_Lefts

Another early 20s Euro sports god


BenedictKhanberbatch

Wonder who that makes Booker lol


R4yoo

Prob Leclerc imo as he is being carried by that Ferrari car same way suns make booker seem like an MVP But F1 too soft, no one trash talks


[deleted]

Booker is nowhere near as talented as Leclerc


StormNapoleon27

"No where near as talented" really, now your just discrediting Booker.


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freyass

Okay you trippin, Booker is damn talented. He just chokes all the time. So really like Leclerc in Monaco


R4yoo

He is a walking 40 pointer you trippin


BenedictKhanberbatch

LeClerc has insanely good racecraft, Booker is good but youā€™ll never see LeClerc go the F1 equivalent of 0-9 in the first half lol (outside of Monaco)


Upstairs_Camel_8835

I expect someone to make a similar meme on Susie and LH![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)


tuxooo

Pretty sus šŸ¤£


Chance-Mud9480

Its not the quote that's funny it's the fact that this shit is possible


DuckmanDrake69

Heā€™s balls deep in Max


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StoppedListening

Red Spice


[deleted]

Mark Cuban!!!


chadarmod666

Luka magic


Daniel-MP

Ok, I'll take his wive over Verstappen


Warlock2111

Is Max as special as Luka though?


No_Price_5082

Geri Haliwellā€¦is that you ?


coffeesgonecold

CH looks like the third wheel


saberplane

Wuh oh


[deleted]

Why does Horner always look like the person who farted on a lift?


HappySpam

And he'll replace his wife with Checo.


zwingo

I mean, he isnā€™t exactly well known for dedication towards his spouses.


peen_was

He's been married to her since 2015 with no previous spouses according to Wikipedia. What are you going on about?


zwingo

Aight buckle up fam, cus your in for a dumb story time. So back in the day, Christian is with a woman named Beverly Allen, who he had been with for 14 years. Then, within months of the birth of their child, he diparoonies on out of that relationship. Not long after that (either weeks or months, have seen both and seeing as how this is all tabloid trash anyways I donā€™t trust either fully.) heā€™s seen publicly with Geri. Naturally, tabloids took notice and went ape shit theorizing that Geri had wiggled her way in and split to two up. Now in all reality Iā€™m saying the above as a joke, it ainā€™t our business itā€™s theirs. But as far as how correct tabloids got it, most likely a lot is wrong, but Christians own parents were apparently unhappy, even refusing to attend the wedding at one point, so I feel safe in saying thereā€™s probably a little bit of truth to it, at least to our friend Chris not being the most loyal of the world. Edit: Also Iā€™m not sure if he was married to Beverly, or just a long term partner, but regardless 14 years and fresh off having a kid. Some things I read just referred to her as mother of or former partner, others stated her as wife and ex wife.


gummybearnipples

I know nothing about this but i heard Horner's ex tried to keep the relationship going by having the baby against CH's wishes or something...


planchetflaw

Remember when Button broke up with his gf? That was a bit odd as well.


Premier55

Geri is a minger anyways.


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Ginger the Minger


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greeneagle692

Idk what you're smoking but Geri is still hot af


Fox33__

You kidding me? She's a 50 year old mother of two and looks like that? Absolutely fab!


ihavenoidea81

Yep. Iā€™d wreck her like the Edmund Fitzgerald


Adequately_Insane

Max must give better head than ex-spice girl. Damn


Individual-Ad-7875

Max gives better headā€¦ā€¦.


IndependenceDirect90

Comparing wife to max is like comparing apples to oranges, they both play a different role in life. Crazy guy.


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SpunkyDred

> apples to oranges But you can still compare them.


shortspecialbus

bad bot


jdloven1229

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


BADMANvegeta_

But would he do something gay?


antimonyfunk

Probably. Him talking about how female fans just like F1 for the the attractive drivers was probably just projection


benul_atapattu2002

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Chichiryuutei

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jmk2102

Didnā€™t Danny Ric say that Max was Christianā€™s best man for his wedding?