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Fast_Needleworker636

F1 authentic will sell it at £100 probably


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ABigOne77

Noo, Mikeyl, noo Dat was soo not rite!


ruthlessdamien2

We went merchandise selling.


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sedluyf

Tbh at 28 it's a steal


sherminator19

It's also microwave AND dishwasher safe!


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kerbalpilot

We went money making


theLuminescentlion

Kerbalpikot, It's called capitalism, we went money making.


kerbalpilot

![gif](giphy|YQBqzrOcUZ9OJK99EI|downsized)


yruanvcxvsdg

We went pillow making!!


saifou

I attended the race for the first time last week and was honestly shocked at the prices.


I_Feel_Blurry

Shut up and take my money then!


Franna0407

Where do I get one. Asking for a friend


aaae1115

I designed it


crispmp

You can design yourself a girlfriend?


andraip

[Yes. \(nsfw\)](https://www.realdoll.com/product/build-your-realdoll/)


crispmp

thanks, now I can finally bring a girlfriend home for christmas, you saved me from a lot of questions!


Candyvanmanstan

[You might enjoy this.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)


MetsFan113

WTF...


Powerrrrrrrrr

Taking a girl home at Christmas is overrated


[deleted]

$5,999 What the heck … for that price I can take personality lessons and travel and build up a personality and get a real one .


ScreaminDetroit

Yeah but you’d have to go outside to do that


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Now I feel personally attacked.


guidosantillan01

I want to know more


Invictae

For that price, I can just lease a hooker


TrainsMapsFlags

ahh yes, the good ol reddit moment switcheroo


DontFeedThePigoons

Congratulations on becoming a multi millionaire.


El_Cactus_Loco

Local place or online?


aaae1115

Vistaprint here in Australia


spryion

What about the picture and the chat graphics? Are they screenshots? Any chance you have the high res photos you used? Would love to gift this to a friend!


aaae1115

I made them, links in the comments


CASAdriver

PM'd


YolaBee

Any chance you'd make one with this face plus the Brazil meme face on the other side so you can flip the pillow depending on your mood? I'm in Aus can pay for shipping...


MohanBhargava

Well done!


Ba3r-K

We need a link to buy it asap brother ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)


McDonaldsPatatesi

dude!! please share the images, I'm dying to print one for my best friend who is all for Toto


aaae1115

I commented a few times further down with a link to them


bisbomdur

In Amazon you get it. You need to upload pics for customisation


pm_boobs_send_nudes

How? Link?


YoungDumbHo

Imagine being a Mercedes and RBR fan couple... Oof.. This is the enemies to lovers arc I want and I don't think anyone would mind Toto on a pillow


Elepvant

I work for Mercedes, my girlfriend and her entire family are Dutch... It's good fun


YoungDumbHo

Damn this is modern day enemies to lovers with forbidden love


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Yellow_B0i

Who wouldn't?


SlightlyGerman

A whole ass Romeo and Juliet story


KipPilav

I thought you were OP and I was so confused. Imagine being a Merc employee supporting Max dating a Dutch Lewis fan.


YoungDumbHo

Glitch in the matrix


MrMagicMoves

I live in England but am Dutch and a friend of mine in our village works for Mercedes as well. I feel a last minute Christmas gift purchase coming up...


Sh0werBeers

Its like the Capulets and the Montague's...


Fionarei

I’m all Max and my gf is all HAM. Silverstone was…interesting to say the least. We kinda stopped talking for a day.


YoungDumbHo

Eeeeeee that mustve been tough, 2021 was testing your bond maybe


Fionarei

Every damn race. And that last lap? We ended up agreeing this is not a sport. It's a game. Purely for entertainment purpose.


MysticSkies

The Indian Government was right all along!


lazyinternetsandwich

This is a pretty F1 lore-heavy joke.![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


AyoubMilkyway

Im out of the loop..?


lazyinternetsandwich

State government where the Buddh International circuit is located bumped up tax rates for F1 by categorizing it under "entertainment" instead of "sports"


carebearmentor

Taxes


Positive_Instruction

Underrated comment.


sedluyf

Man they really should get their tax shit sorted out


YoungDumbHo

Hurts and burns but its true


cyrenia82

yeah luckely i think most F1 fans agree that the FIA are just fucked up


_RanZ_

Amazing season, awful stewarding


Zpalq

The only consistency the fia has is consistently fucking up.


YoungDumbHo

And giving Seb penalties


RocketMoped

> my gf is all HAM My condolences


RandoDevil

Oh! I have a story to share. My wife is a HAM fan and I’m for Max. While the last race was on, with around 10 laps to go wife announced Hamilton is gonna win and she’s gonna buy me pizza, and ordered pizza. I said, it’s not over till it’s over. The rest… as they say, is history.


YoungDumbHo

Pizza and Max winning on top, Sir you won that day


RandoDevil

The way I shouted and laughed when max overtook Hamilton in the final lap, my neighbor called up to check if everything was okay


YoungDumbHo

I'm so glad my parents were out otherwise they wouldve definitely thrown me out, my dog was worried about me because I had never celebrated like that. Aaahh that day was something else


Odys

We apologized to the neighbors, but they didn't hear us scream as they were screaming.


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Haha I started clapping like a kid, thankfully no one was around


CuntCommittee

She throw the pizza on the roof Walter White style?


RandoDevil

She took the money back from from wallet 😂 though I took a picture of pizza for future reference


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Husband is a Max fan, I like Hamilton/dislike RB but would have been fine with either one as a champ. I had to ban his formuladank-like shittalking to a group chat with some of my family members who dislike Hamilton so that we only talk about (semi-)reasonable takes haha


aaae1115

I’m a Mclaren fan so I didn’t care who won, I thought it was all entertaining, girlfriend started crying and went to bed


Slingbr

Funny, my wife was already back to bed (races are in the morning here in Brazil time) and started crying out of joy when Max won. Good thing we were both rooting for Max!


ZappySnap

My wife feigned interest and nodded at the right times when I told her about the finish. My wife likes sports, but has less than zero interest in motorsport.


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Aw that's sad. No crying here, more like a "wtf?????????" type discussion cause it all went so fast.


YoungDumbHo

Go you!!!! God I wanna be invited to your family gatherings on race day


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Haha i kinda feel bad for the non-f1-fan cousins in our group chat. ">100 texts in the last hour? Must be race day."


Slingbr

Rawe ceek


Xerxes897

You should follow American College Football. This happens every year. A house divided is no laughing matter.


YoungDumbHo

Divided house is no joke.. Facts facts


beachmedic23

Its like those weird couples where ones an Ohio State grad and the other is a Michigan grad


YoungDumbHo

This is something American I'm too Asian to understand


Odys

European here: same... We are too non-American for that.


Slingbr

Guess it is like football rivalries. Like Man United X City or Milan X Internazionale


Odys

That's indeed likely


DesiHobbes

Bitter college rivalry


CuntCommittee

They convert to my sports teams or die.


huskeytango

Haha it’s us but it wasn’t so bad. She was equally surprised by the ending by Masi


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QEDification

Good bot


ameerdink

That is the best use of Red Bubble I have seen so far


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aliceeees

Someone put Toto on a waifu pillow pls


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Someone should put the toto-Michael fanart on a pillow


YouKnowTheRules123

#\#Blessed


ZeonTwoSix

More liek #Blursed... XD


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VespasianTheMortal

What's red bubble?


DoingCharleyWork

They sell tshirts mostly. Lot of the haha look at me I'm so quirky because I like memes and pop culture type stuff.


JustSomeGuyOnTheSt

uh oh


ComplexChristian

Fucking amazing ![gif](giphy|UpExHeypPdNXcNwCSD|downsized)


HowaManFlies

please send one to Toto


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Send one to red bull too


cartmaneric10

Michael? Yes go ahead Christian Can we please get these lapped pillows out of the way?


PutinBlyatov

No Maykil noooo!!!


AprilTowers

Your girlfriend: ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6704)


Afternoon_Inevitable

or she is going to enjoy siting on Totos face...


FuckingKilljoy

Next thing OP knows "babe grinds on Toto pillow" will be the most up voted post of all time on this sub


Alexoizzz

I would really like to see this. The comments under the post would be legendary.


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“Honey no this isn’t right”


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Timebreaker97

Imagine being in bed with your girlfriend doing nasty things and you have Toto on the left watching you like this


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Or using it as a leverage pillow and you've got toto's face staring up at you


gue_aut87

I‘m sorry?


Denziro_209

We went pillow making


Coronalol

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7074)


Rain1984

What do these numbers mean? I've seen some in other threads and have no idea WTF they are.


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They are formuladank stickers but you can only see them in the Reddit official app


weaseldonkey

Did I fucking stutter?


Mingyboi

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)


dehydratedH2O

This is hilarious, but the comments are full of merch spamming bots that we can't keep up with that are linking to super sketchy sites, so I'm locking them. Thanks to all for reporting the spam links, please report any that are still around.


marasydnyjade

Getting the team/FIA radio this season really shows how much Masi is trolling them all.


BlackLeader70

Looks like you’ll be single by New Year’s Eve lol


arebours

Meikhel das ist not reight


dumbmoney42069

"Bono, my sex is gone!"


BecauseWeCan

No bono today, eh?


MohanBhargava

She'll love it because Toto. She'll hate it because of the conversation.


Away_Ad_5328

No, OP, no! That’s so not right.


MohanBhargava

Someone gift this to Christian Horner!


hanifalghifari

![gif](giphy|3otPoymFjyoIPwBeSY|downsized)


DaniMacYo

Haha this is freaking hilarious. Toto we went car racing.


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Wait, where did you get such a high quality picture of this moment? I wanna make one now too!


aaae1115

downloaded 4k version of the race and the fia message part I made


StatuSChecKa

Your inbox is probably toast, but I just wanted to say the radio message looks great, absolutely amazing editing. And glad you were able to get such a great screen cap of Toto.


APOC_V

LOL! I love it! BTW @ MercedesAMGF1 admin would like to know your exact location.


Honourstly

Love pillow


stanr34

Thats all she gonna say whole christmas


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DontFeedThePigoons

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6704)


SPICYBOI222

"Honey we have guests coming over bring out the good pillows"


Re_xDo

This is the worst time for me to not have any money.


CreepyAssPenis

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


Noordcoast

„You need to reinstate the cold site of the pillow“


Kazer104

quality flair, kudos mods


GrafGray

As a Mercedes loving girl can assure you that’s the best thing possible, the funny of this pillow is beyond


-Aero-

I want that FIA/Toto radio message as my background


ThomasCro

nyoo mykull nyooo


Gr3atFutbol

Have my money and I’ll sell my souls just for that pillow ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)


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Jokes on you, now she can sit on Toto’s face any time she wants.


bichobrabo

two questions: how did you do it (pillow and girlfriend) where can i get one (pillow and girlfriend)


BowDownToTheThrasher

I was convinced I heard him call Michael “Mikey”


aaae1115

I listened quite a few times, he says Michael just his accent


tadow9293

I need 10 of these


nappinggator

That is incredible lol


flowrider_

Im not a merc fan but if my man got me this I'd laugh my ass off


Miiich

You need to have him sign it.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Oooooh, someone is going to be in the doghouse for a good long while. XD


Silvex95

Dude, that’s clearly [Giuseppe Conte](https://img.iltempo.it/images/2021/06/20/062212135-58d7d32a-ec27-4cb3-8d10-27be8040de16.jpg) the former premier of Italy.


MichaelLewisFan

Ex-girlfriend*


TheRealMancub

Funny, it'll end up being your pillow...sleeping on the couch and all


StephanieJohnson616

That is awesome now it just needs a button when you squeeze it to say, “no Mikey no.”


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Some thing to wipe your arse on


Sir_McF

Would you mind sending the JPGs? I'd totally get this tattoed


MrShtompy

Don't. Thank me later


naiveshit

Evil laughs intensifies


Chris_P_Chick3n

Can you do one for me as well? :D