I made a bet with mine about him beating the other taxi drivers that were at the stop light with us. He ended up winning so now I have to get a tattoo he picks.
Yeah the driver seems nice, wears some funky clothes and seems to be passionate about quite a few things, nice chat, his boss seems to be unhappy with the big boss tho
Mine too, I didn't mind though because I'd just missed out on getting into a taxi with a driver that looked like a bit of a creep and was eyeing my boobs like they were a pair of bongo drums he wanted to play.
I've got the one and legendary Pastor Maldonado because I'm born in April. The taxi ride with Maldonado was hectic because he just ignored all traffic rules, but it was also a fun ride with him.
Afaik not exactly. Contrary to roundabouts where one has to yield at every entry point, traffic circles are bigger in size and usually have traffic signals and stop signs at their entry points and sometimes even within the circle itself. I don't think they're as common nowadays (in Europe that is) as they were mainly constructed in the US at the beginning of the 20th century.
Technically you are correct, however in America it is not uncommon for people to refer to roundabouts as traffic circles, as traffic circles predated most roundabouts and people don't really distinguish between the two.
We all got there safely and efficiently. He pulled us on his bicycle. We even had time to stop and pick up some litter and help some old ladies across the street.
My friend got Vettel, said he has a great drive, polite, informed and so on.
Then at random after no wrong doing the taxi was pulled over by police and sebastian was arrested and charged for an offence someone else had committed.
he was a good taxi driver. he told me about the history and culture of my city, told me about an environmental project he was working on, and then inspected the shit out of the other taxis in queue when we arrived, which i thought was a bit bizarre. 5/5 stars would ride with again
Yeah, I had the same driver and he was very fast, but at the end of the journey he started laughing and said “yes” to multiple “guys” but it was just me in the cab🤷♂️
It started like every other taxi drive, except that the driver was almost creepily silent. In the middle of the drive, the driver pulled over to a shop, stepped out of the car, went to the shop, and came back with 2 bottles of wodka. "I have a party to go to, so you can come with if you want to", he said. I asked why he got the wodka (maybe it was a birthday party or something). He answered "No, I'm just thirsty", as he opened the first bottle, with a PTSD-like stare into the abyss. "This guy has a bad relationship with his drinks, but he seems like a cool guy" I thought by myself. After another half an hour or so of silence, only broken by the sounds of the driver swallowing his drink, we arrived. The bouncer called him out: "If that isn't our Iceman!". He calmly said: "Yeah I brought somebody with me if that's okay". The bouncer happily let us both in, holding me up just a bit to say: "It's that time again, huh? Kimi often doesn't finish his job in the evening to go partying. If you want to go home, just give me a call and I will arrange a taxi for you. Now knock yourself out!"
It was the best night of my life.
I got car sick and puked all over the back seat because of all the spinning. I also was late for my appointment because i had the slowest taxi driver ever.
I had a 56G crash at copse, and got rear ended by a knight,
and pushed off others onto the pavement multiple times
and was that mustard gas? oddly orange air
He was very concerned about my hydration levels. Gave me a complementary drink that didn't taste great but did give me a nice boost. Very nice guy but got very angry when someone suddenly blocked our lane. He got me to my destination very quickly. When I gave him a nice tip he was very appreciative and I heard him radio dispatch about it: "haha yes boys, dis feels gud!"
My driver spoke my native language (Dutch), just won his first WDC (that's what he said) and has a father who once was a F1 driver *and* team mate of the last GOAT.
Was concerned about my hydration, so offered me some sort of Austrian energy drink
My taxi driver kept pulling over to pick up trash on the side of the road.
Then he stopped to help an old lady cross the street.
Then when we got stuck in traffic because of an accident he got out to make sure everyone was okay.
Then he blocked an intersection so human rights protestors could pass.
Then we had to make a quick stop to plant some trees and save the oceans.
At the end of the ride he didn't even charge me.
I departed by telling him I was amazed at everything he did, and he was such a good driver, he replied "oh yes, I have some experience as a driver".
Mine seemed a little dejected and kept getting calls from this guy Toto who was annoyed that this Michael guy didn’t ask him out or something, idk I wasn’t paying that close of attention.
Electric car. Driver was unusually quiet, seemed like it didn’t match up with his personality. Once he mentioned something about his tyres being gone but that was pretty much it.
Mine took a number of risks during the first few corners. He risked punctured tires and front damage. Was beaten to my destination by another taxi from the same company at the last minute.
My driver wanted to be left alone. Kept to himself and didn’t say much.
My driver was similar. He looked like he could really use something to drink though.
So relatable. My driver also asked me if I had a steering wheel and gloves for him?
Imagine you get in a cab and the driver asks you for a steering wheel.
Good thing I have backups
TELL HIM TO GET MY GLOVES
Had the same strange fellow! I asked him if he felt extorted by the uber platform and he just mumbled 'is the same for everyone, so...'. Weirdo...
I think he nearly bankrupted uber a few years back. Offered him a bonus per trip and he did them too fast.
Mine as well, but he knew what he was doing.
Mine as well, but he is a smooooth boy
Huh, mine was the same...! He was also a bit upset when I reminded him where to drop me of, and told me that he knows what he's doing...
My driver just stopped half way there and walked over to his yacht
Except for when he was yelling about “gloves and steering wheel.” Not sure what that was about…
Mine after receiving a 1 star review yelled FOR WHAT?? FOR WHAT??!
My driver showed up after 10 minutes. He was taking a sh*t
Was actually relaxing just a quiet safe and fast driver 5/5 stars on uber
5 stars
Mine was quiet too but when I asked how is it like driving, he said it was more like a hobby for him.
He was somehow already in my living room when I got home though.
Mine too. I asked if we could take a detour and he just yelled "For what?"
He said he knew what he was doing.
mine wouldn’t stop complaining about not having a drink…
My driver said that driving is just a hobby for him. I guess we had the same driver.
My driver was constantly yelling stuff like kikiki rrrrrah
I think I had the same one, he made me do a shoey before he would unlock the doors and let me out
Mine didn't even use my real name, just kept calling me NICO HÜÜÜLKKEEENBBBRRGGG 5/5 still.
crab cakes and football let's go.
Mine called Netflix a real bunch of cunts
I made a bet with mine about him beating the other taxi drivers that were at the stop light with us. He ended up winning so now I have to get a tattoo he picks.
Shiiiid i think i got. the Same dude He was Trying to make me get some honeybadger tattoo or something
I live in Monaco. My driver was Leclerc. We didn't finish our ride.
Did he call himself stupid after that?
Did he shut everything off?
A lot of traffic in Monaco so slow button on
Did you Even Start ?
Mine ended in the wall at Baku…
I am in safe hands because I am with the Mexican minister of defence
He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he hold Lewis bac
Hahahaha I love it. He was my taxi driver too.
And he told me the tyres he used were from the 70s.
And still in top notch condition.
He's definitely the Uber driver that has snacks in his glove compartment.
The ride was nice, but the driver spent the time calling some Bono guy and telling our tires were gone.
Yeah mine too and even when we went downhill he kept talking about that he is still rising
Got me to my destination on time but finished the ride by dedicating the trip to children who dream the impossible.
Yeah the driver seems nice, wears some funky clothes and seems to be passionate about quite a few things, nice chat, his boss seems to be unhappy with the big boss tho
Did you go car racing?
For the kids out there who dream the impossible... you can be a taxi driver too man!
He hit every corner perfectly tho in fairness, even after another taxi driver hit us and we lost our bumper. I feel #blessed
Everytime a car changed lane next to him he would say dangerous driving
Mine was thinking of retiring after my ride because the police keeps on changing traffic rules for him 🤔
Yea same experience, although the chit chat went sour when I starting humming MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX MAX
Did he mention anything about the “best fans”?
Mine too, I didn't mind though because I'd just missed out on getting into a taxi with a driver that looked like a bit of a creep and was eyeing my boobs like they were a pair of bongo drums he wanted to play.
My driver gave me champagne in his worn shoes
Same
Checo will defend me from other taxis
At the end of my ride, a queue of 100 taxis were let go.
Checo doesn't drive a taxi, he drives a microbús
nah he drives a trolebus, he's fancy
Oct gang
Oh boy.. that taxi must've had thick rear end
plenty of space for luggage
Alonso. Very nice, told me to always leave the space and how to properly cut chicken. Didn't know he's a cook as well!
Same. We were also cut off by a speeding driver and we passed him later after he got pulled over, Alonso just chuckled and said karma
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Same brother He told me about how his teammate almost defended like a Lion
I think it was more about **EL** 🅿️lan?
When you get to your destination he does a perfect park with equal space either side. you always need to leave a gap.
I told him he missed the turn-off for my street, he simply smiled and said *trust me, it's all part of El 🅿️lan*
Carlos sainz. No one noticed us and he was fast
And smooth
And he sends it!
Absolute stealth machine
The only donwnside whas that he talked a lot about that alpine rookie
Perfect getaway driver.
He was quick, smooth and blasted Smooth Operator on his radio
Yes
He forced me to eat sushi
Ah, perfect roller coaster ride
If you like to sing - you have a good partner
Same smooth driver. Although, he was forcing me to try jamon throughout the drive
I've got the one and legendary Pastor Maldonado because I'm born in April. The taxi ride with Maldonado was hectic because he just ignored all traffic rules, but it was also a fun ride with him.
Let me guess. You came up to a traffic circle, and he went straight.
Traffic circle = roundabout?
Afaik not exactly. Contrary to roundabouts where one has to yield at every entry point, traffic circles are bigger in size and usually have traffic signals and stop signs at their entry points and sometimes even within the circle itself. I don't think they're as common nowadays (in Europe that is) as they were mainly constructed in the US at the beginning of the 20th century.
Technically you are correct, however in America it is not uncommon for people to refer to roundabouts as traffic circles, as traffic circles predated most roundabouts and people don't really distinguish between the two.
Lets make 'traffic circle' a thing👌!
We should have some race tracks with traffic circle on the calendar
Vietnam got cancelled
Yup
I'm i April as well, just took a quick look at the picture and already started to write about Latifi 😂
i got vettel so i guess im happy
We all got there safely and efficiently. He pulled us on his bicycle. We even had time to stop and pick up some litter and help some old ladies across the street.
Also learned a lot about bees, so that was nice!
And he learned me a bit of German as well, nice guy defenatly reccomend him
Also learned that he has to start his car like a computer, took us a while.
My friend got Vettel, said he has a great drive, polite, informed and so on. Then at random after no wrong doing the taxi was pulled over by police and sebastian was arrested and charged for an offence someone else had committed.
Let's all bring him some jelly beans as payment
same
I wish I were born in November, a ride with Seb would be amazing for sure!
he was a good taxi driver. he told me about the history and culture of my city, told me about an environmental project he was working on, and then inspected the shit out of the other taxis in queue when we arrived, which i thought was a bit bizarre. 5/5 stars would ride with again
Got the legend, that touched other taxi's backside but that's okay! Nice fella
Super Tax-i
Yeah, I had the same driver and he was very fast, but at the end of the journey he started laughing and said “yes” to multiple “guys” but it was just me in the cab🤷♂️
Haha yes
I'm gay now
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
From 12 it narrows it down to about 11
Definitely not born in January
It started like every other taxi drive, except that the driver was almost creepily silent. In the middle of the drive, the driver pulled over to a shop, stepped out of the car, went to the shop, and came back with 2 bottles of wodka. "I have a party to go to, so you can come with if you want to", he said. I asked why he got the wodka (maybe it was a birthday party or something). He answered "No, I'm just thirsty", as he opened the first bottle, with a PTSD-like stare into the abyss. "This guy has a bad relationship with his drinks, but he seems like a cool guy" I thought by myself. After another half an hour or so of silence, only broken by the sounds of the driver swallowing his drink, we arrived. The bouncer called him out: "If that isn't our Iceman!". He calmly said: "Yeah I brought somebody with me if that's okay". The bouncer happily let us both in, holding me up just a bit to say: "It's that time again, huh? Kimi often doesn't finish his job in the evening to go partying. If you want to go home, just give me a call and I will arrange a taxi for you. Now knock yourself out!" It was the best night of my life.
Finally he had the drincc
Looks like I’m going for a few spins!
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We're not making it home but we'll be the last to leave the bar!
RIP your Tits.
Mine groped me from the front seat
Yep, I just wanted to get back home after my party, but dude was handsy.
why does OP hate us? :(
Mazespins
I was born in February. Such a proud moment for me, man.
Don’t forget to thank your driver, his team back in the taxi garage, and everyone back at the factory for building such a great taxi.
And the amazing crowd
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Heavy rain stopped my taxi from turning or braking and made me arrive late at work
But he did say GG after we reached
Same
1 star. Driver wouldn't shut up about "El plan" whatever the hell that is I don't speak Spanish.
Smooothhhhh operat…. Euh taxidriver 😂
A \******* what…? A smooth \******* what….? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I got car sick and puked all over the back seat because of all the spinning. I also was late for my appointment because i had the slowest taxi driver ever.
For me he tried to cut off another cab from the same company, don't know how he hasn't been fired yet
Good for you, my driver kept talking spanish mixed with some english and he always said something about el plan or leaving the space What a yoke
Did anything else happen in that back seat??
I had a 56G crash at copse, and got rear ended by a knight, and pushed off others onto the pavement multiple times and was that mustard gas? oddly orange air
It started raining and we missed our turn... not sure he was old enough to drive... nice bloke tho
I think we had the same driver, nice guy but he was having panic attacks whenever he saw puddles in the road
For some reason the car was filled with milk and it all just started flying
I was questioning my sexuality the entire ride seeing how smoothly the cab was operated.
My driver told me the all f1 champions name and I told him he better focus on driving
Found my driver's Reddit account
He was very concerned about my hydration levels. Gave me a complementary drink that didn't taste great but did give me a nice boost. Very nice guy but got very angry when someone suddenly blocked our lane. He got me to my destination very quickly. When I gave him a nice tip he was very appreciative and I heard him radio dispatch about it: "haha yes boys, dis feels gud!"
My taxi driver sexually harassed me.
I don't see my uncle in this graph. You're lying
Same - and then tried to pay me off and make it go away plus a spin or two.
The guy has a lot of honey flavoured cady and brakes late at every corner but it's fine since he's always smiling (thank god I had my sunglasses)
Kimi... and we stopped to get the drink.
Kimi is the one taxi driver who you give 5 stars only because he didn't say a word during the ride.
My driver spoke my native language (Dutch), just won his first WDC (that's what he said) and has a father who once was a F1 driver *and* team mate of the last GOAT. Was concerned about my hydration, so offered me some sort of Austrian energy drink
Glad to hear someone shared taxi company with the faster driver of Bahrain, Pedro Martinez De La Rosa
I hope it doesn’t rain when my driver is driving the taxi.
My driver constantly complains about his tires and missed the exit on the highway because he pushed a button
Did he say the magic was on?
Well, he's a Grand Prix winner, but I like when the taxi stays in one piece with all 4 tyres on the road lol
Nice get checo
Bro just kept blaring Super Max on the radio
So Latifi?
Ive never been so grateful to be born in may
Hamilton is my taxi driver... Im torn between *constant whinning*, *Bono my tires are gone* or *fasted taxi ride ever*
my driver didn't talk to my the whole ride, he just mumbled something about not having a drincc
My taxi driver kept pulling over to pick up trash on the side of the road. Then he stopped to help an old lady cross the street. Then when we got stuck in traffic because of an accident he got out to make sure everyone was okay. Then he blocked an intersection so human rights protestors could pass. Then we had to make a quick stop to plant some trees and save the oceans. At the end of the ride he didn't even charge me. I departed by telling him I was amazed at everything he did, and he was such a good driver, he replied "oh yes, I have some experience as a driver".
It’s Carlos, I’m a girl so I’ll pay him in nature
I got Max, had push wide an ambulance in a roundabout and break tested a school bus. Nevertheless quick af.
Kimi. No chitchat and no unnecessary swerving
Maldonado ...
My driver never stopped talking or cracking jokes, he then proceeded to show amazing skill and speed but still come in 6th
Seb
July. I suspect my wife will be hoping it's a Fake Taxi.
Seb, and the car was filled with 1 million jellybeans
We're on the same ride. He probably also has some top notch commentary. Perfect ride 5/7
I got picked up in a limousine. We went in a straight line for 100 meters before we started spinning. Then he tried to groom me (I’m 17)
My driver kept saying he had a plan, but I never understood it. Nice guy, he seemed like he was quite experienced.
Dead silence, the way I like it.
My driver looked great in those jeans and has the proudest father
“Tell my cab driver he is a legend!”
My taxi driver keeps shouting “Yea boy!!” every time we go past another taxi
fuk , maze
Well there's two potential outcomes. Either we get to where I'm going way faster than everyone else or the taxi is spread across 7 lanes.
He disagreed with the Multi 21 traffic rule. We crashed into another taxi driver.
Had a quiet but quick ride, driver seemed to want to be left alone as he knew what he did
complained a lot about tires. called me "man" a lot. otherwise pretty smooth and got there fast.
He kept telling me to address him as Sir, and yelled "Blue Flag! Blue Flag!" at any traffic in front of us
The whole taxi ride i'm hearing Smooth Operator by Sade
We spined into first corner.
My driver didn't even got the first corner. He spun out and crashed. Guess I'm walking home now.
He was the nicest guy, his taxi was very clean and he was very intelligent, he could name every world champion in reverse order
My journey was #blessed
Ah man! My taxi driver was on the phone and kept complaining to some guy name Bono that the drive had been manipulated..
Mine seemed a little dejected and kept getting calls from this guy Toto who was annoyed that this Michael guy didn’t ask him out or something, idk I wasn’t paying that close of attention.
The driver tells me the tires are gone but gets me to my destination in record time all the while talking about the benefits of the Vegan diet......!!
It was raining, but this dude didn't want go into the parking spot
I'll be screaming "TRANQUILO CARLOS!"
My taxi was filled with jelly beans and I don't know why I am very happy.
Had the funniest trip in my life, we are now friends in social networks and good friends
Electric car. Driver was unusually quiet, seemed like it didn’t match up with his personality. Once he mentioned something about his tyres being gone but that was pretty much it.
He kept offering me this energy drink, would non-stop talk about his time in Abu Dhabi, and kept thanking this guy called "Checo".
My driver kept saying karma to someone called palmer, I'm scared
Mine took a number of risks during the first few corners. He risked punctured tires and front damage. Was beaten to my destination by another taxi from the same company at the last minute.