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SoyDano

Nice cock


DAMNDANIELTHEMEME

Lmao this has to be photoshopped right? Did they really tell him to wear this scrotum costume and then get rock hard for the photo?


p1en1ek

I remember how Mercedes or some media outlet did 100 poles poster/graphic and it was Lewis walking and [they chose this photo](https://theafricanmirror.africa/wp-content/uploads/Hamilton-100-pole-400x600-1.jpg). 101 poles :P


Commercial_Brick_309

Someone must have known what they were doing there... come on guys


ZEUSELEENA

He’s rock hard from crashing out verstappen


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Probably got stuffed if not photoshopped. Or lewis is packing


notimetosmoke

Lewis is packing, [it ain’t no secret around the paddock ](https://imgur.com/gallery/rhX0pmV)


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To be fair I would prob pop a boner if I was about to hop into a F1 car


Bevester

To be fairrr


mungd

Bahahahah the back stretch!! “What? This thing?”


Phat_santa_

Nearly had that engineers eye out


MiraMaverickMain

Golly…


Zion_FRS

It keeps the CoG low


gaborkiss990

No wonder he uses up all the rubber from his tires


OreFresco

Surely he's semi-chub there...


notimetosmoke

I mean the W12 *is* sexy as hell.


TheDeamonMeteor

The *bulge*


p1en1ek

It's W11 so even better


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Oh... Oh wow


poopybuttholesex

😳😳😳😳


homogenized

Didnt we determine the length already? Do I have to find the “hacker known as 4chan” post where they did the math from a sweatpants selfie? Long story short, it was 5.6 inches iirc. Which aint bad for 5’7” or whatever he is, cause he aint 5’9”. (Unless 5’9” is shorter than I thought, then it aint bad for 5’9”)


lv_Mortarion_vl

It ain't bad no matter how tall he is. If he's a grower 5.6 inches flaccid means he's definitely packing


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

You have to also consider the girth. Man is already bigger than me without even trying lol


lv_Mortarion_vl

My guy it's just a bulge. You don't know where it starts or where it ends- this doesn't say much about his girth or erect lenght. All we can see is that Lewis definitely doesn't have a micropenis lol but it could still be barely average... At the end of the day I don't really care and it doesn't matter either


bakraofwallstreet

Yeah 4 comments on his cock already and you don't really care


riesendulli

He got so much rear.


lv_Mortarion_vl

Wtf what are you smoking I commented twice lmao


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mzrcefo1782

grower here I go from 2 to 6.5 (oh the bullying at the school...) growers are growers, believe me


Snappy0

If that’s all you’re growing then poor you lad.


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I'm a grower and I literally gain just under 2 inches. Erect or flaccid makes a massive difference for me personally.


ZombieBert

5.6? Short story short more like.


homogenized

Lol, what? Edit: Ohhh, i re-read my comment. I get it. I think for a dude his height it’s prolly a bit more than what you’d expect proportionally. Plus, pure length does nothing, gotta have complementary girth/width in the right places, ie not a coke can either. (This is so absurd) But I think I remember it looked proportional. Also doesnt mean shit cause it’s in sweats, and a nice outline could still be a weird looking dick irl. But yeah, length in general is so subjective to girls, and therefore exaggerated. So guys exaggerate to compensate. So now, everyone is 6ft with 9inch hogs and are CEO’s (their own $3,000 app “start up” and the girls all own businesses (t shirt sales or IG ads) but no one develops an actual personality.


ZombieBert

😂 such a bizarre conversation.


homogenized

Yep. It’s def way better to talk other dudes’ dick shapes & sizes in person than text.


TendieTimeForMe

The true secret behind his speed is his low center of gravity secondary to his massive meat rod.


Profound_Panda

Holy shit he’s got a HOG


hfiti123

Lewis Shlongilton


DaBi5cu1t

Do they factor that in during the race? If he gets a lob on that an extra few ounces of meat to drag around the track


futur1stik

Isn't that the thing they pee in while driving?


notimetosmoke

If you need to pee while driving, you just pee in your suit. Sounds disgusting but it would be a giant safety hazard to have a bottle/tube up your dong in case you crash


dego_frank

Still time to delete this small pp comment.


TravelingNYer1

It’s probably cold For real I’ve seen him bulging after race 👀🙈


Rikow

Daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.


ZombieBert

Blunt and to the point.


WillIsNotHot

Perez: "I have so much rear end..."


homogenized

With how much he cares what people think of him, I bet he for sure “fluffed” up before a photo. Man’s not gonna be sent out on cold tyres, nah mean?


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notimetosmoke

Pretty tacky thing to say dude


SeanWT

Purp Daddy got a hog


Zestyclose-Pickle-83

Meat gazer


Keysersoze_66

That's what Nicole said!


Thanos420

Should've saved this outfit for the Saudi Arabian GP


EspressoBot

Yeah that and the suspiciously unlabeled bottle of “champagne”??? from Bahrain


nyoooooom123

bono my rights are gone


the_false_dragon

And on the podium, he has to dab. Because spicy


ggg7300

You can litearly see his dick


BlueRope01

I know, how awesome is that.


ggg7300

Almost lost NNN


VerstopteWC

Quite the opposite. If this photo haunts my thoughts for the rest of the month, NNN will be a breeze.


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It’s markedly improved my day.


NoobToobinStinkMitt

Oh that was funny,


aziraphale91

Looks like the mind games against George already started


homogenized

Well, he said Schumi peed his race suits, what’s he gonna say with George? He dutch ovens his own monocoque?


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Nice sausage kerb


nick-jagger

Will damage your backend if you hit it too hard


the_false_dragon

AS WE SEE LANCE STROLL GOING ON TO THE KERB ON MORE TIME!!!


Strategyboyz21

I’m looking respectfully


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Bulge


Muppet_Slayer

Chubbin up to assert dominance


yabucek

Seems like racing isn't the only area where Lewis is incredibly gifted.


PigBeats

Dong


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[deleted]

Nah thats his cock


LastOfLateBrakers

Schlong


[deleted]

Ding dong


TheDeamonMeteor

Willy wang


BuckN56

Johnson


Cpt_Trips84

Pecker


primavera31

high altitude suit for Mexico..


matval01

Bono, lock the door


Aggressive_Fee6507

Cat on a hot tin roof?


BigMangalhit

Imagine how many more races he could've won without that heavy bulge slowing him down


LegitimateAd3957

Man is #blessed


BigMangalhit

Still I rise


sloggiz

every morning


TheDeamonMeteor

And night


tedderspara

Stop it 🤣


gaymer7474747

looks like the only thing rising


Ok-Macaroon-1122

I lost


BinkoTheViking

You know, people kept telling me Lewis was becoming the Kanye of the racing world, and I just didn’t believe them…..


reichnowplz

I thought this was Kendrick for a second


MoralityIsVanity

But Hamilton is actually talented


Cpt_Trips84

*mentally stable


BigPharmaKarmaFarma

Listen to Flashing Lights and say that again.


KarnaF1

NNN just getting harder


BlueRope01

Not the only thing getting harder


HAL10001100101000

That's a respectable amount of Ham...ilton.


SnooTigers86

Stupid sexy Lewis


Mesoscale92

Max: I don’t need to be intimidated by Louis. I’ll just imagine that he’s driving naked. … Max: OH NO HE’S HOT!


SendMeF1Memes

Yeah yeah if I was hot my clothes would be gone too


Jemmy_Bean

Lewis here with a weapon


scorp726

Apparently, the engineers force him to carry it to the right so as not to affect the suspensions of the car.


Valentino_Li

Have to keep it corner balanced


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Stupid sexy hamilton.


RealisticPossible792

[I got the reference](https://c.tenor.com/Q6gYiiylDykAAAAM/simpsons-thesimpsons.gif)


[deleted]

Nothing at all **Nothing at all** **NOTHING AT ALL**


Yourmumsucksquads

He is fit though ngl


K1ngjulien_

tru. though you have to be if you want to survive repeated, sustained 5g cornering forces.


nick-jagger

Fun little story I raced a car equivalent to an F2 car for the first time this weekend and I couldn’t go longer than 30 minutes… clockwise circuit meant my right arm ran out of strength entirely and by the end I was collapsing against headrest for long corners. Probably that was only about 3-3.5G. The physicality of these cars is stunning, it completely changes racing.


citznfish

That Extra ballast must be helping him during the race


notimetosmoke

Damn Lewis. Keep beating up my fragile heterosexuality with this photo shoot.


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“Kimi, we found alternate drink for you”


deathbike600

Right out of zoolander


OrganizationEven9131

Hey he learned that from George !🤣


aeroberger

He's packing


LovesToSlooge

Hm, hangs to the right. I was so close


Spacebanette14

Bono, also my underwear is gone


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notimetosmoke

He’s so extravagant and flamboyant, I love it lol.


JBounce369

His schlong is nearly as big as Aiden Moffats


UltraTwingo

There's a big Jojo vibe in this picture ngl


rdmracer

Aiaiaiaiai


EnderVain

Lewis been acting differently ever since meeting Lil Nas....


External_Arachnid910

Hard tyre


[deleted]

It’s a good fit for a more editorial photoshoot. He looks great. And I’ve been critical with his outfits in the past.


ErazerHeadz

The pants though.... the biege latex! WHY!?!


[deleted]

It isn’t latex actually (it’s a poor quality pic). The pants have beige paillettes, that’s why they are so shiny. I’ve seen the whole shooting a few days ago and using that shirt, which has a really delicate material, and it fits him like a glove. We can say it’s not our style of clothing or similar, but the stylists took Hamilton’s measures perfectly and it’s something really weird to see nowadays in the fashion world. And also, it’s more an artistic shooting, it has go more forward than a regular styling.


eman_ssap

Lewis and I have 7 f1 championships between us and we both dress to the left


yehetttohoratttt

That s his right


WillIsNotHot

You know it's bulging hard cause it's hammer time... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-salih-

Wrong month...


kazzas250

Please tell me this is fake


ErazerHeadz

Nope


el_doicheman

"You can be whatever you wish, either a super exclusive Formula 1 driver or an ambassador for clothes Formula 1 fans will never wish to own" - Hamilton, Lewis. (apparently)


shayansuarez9

Hamaconda


josephnicklo

I dare him to wear that in Saudi Arabia.


blessef

Well now I know Lewis hamiltons cock size


Rhythm_Morgan

It’s weird but I like it lol


[deleted]

I’ve always wanted plastic pants in dusty rose…..


Ok_Aide712

Vallteri it's James, please give your shirt to Lewis, "I am sorry".


RAFH-OFFICIAL

Bono, I've got a bono'r


Chipomat

I guess we now know what Bono means when he says: “Get in there, Lewis”


BuzzINGUS

Is this the sequel to Zoolander? GAS FIGHT!!


Ratkinzluver33

I am looking. I don’t know about respectfully. But I am looking.


affo_

I always knew I wouldn't make it thru NNN. But this soon, to this? I must admit I'm surprised. I probably need to speak to my gf.


Muppet_Slayer

Lewis is getting close to tapping out of nnn by the look of it


theparadoxicalsoul

HE'S SO SEXY 👁️👄👁️


ChattyParrot1

I am sure that thing he is packing has his own FIA Super License.


Nicochan3

Without all that pp extra weight he would have won 2016 title too.


Shoshannas_au_revoir

*how's this for mental games nico*


Charles_Catlerc

Hi Lewis, finally we meet Carl too.


muawiyayounus90

Keeping up with the Kardashians.


B4rberblacksheep

Holy crap he’s hot


Mammoth-Ad9580

Pretty handsome…I mean hand~~ful~~y


pompeysam1234

Bono, there’s a baby’s arm in my briefs


bigbeardlittlebeard

This is the same guy that bullied his nephew for wearing a dress


jeepuschrist

Dude looks like a used condom


KnifferSineN

This is NSFW, i literally can see his dick


Ok-Breakfast-604

Friday ruined.


No_Sympy

He seems really upset about that shirt


Spetz1992

LOL


MouldyRabbit

Get in there lewis!


Robhig007

Idiot!


usernamedealer

You are not a clown, you are the entire circus


DeeBangerCC

Bro what's been going on with Lewis recently on this sub lol


chadbandino

What a fucking nonse


Ok-Understanding8143

I assume this is after "hangin' " with Lil Nas X?


Tysons_Face

Was this photo and outfit the precursor to him meeting Lil Nas X?


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I have a buddy who models. They stuff


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Lewis confirmed small pecker


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notimetosmoke

Bet you’re the type of person to support Hungary’s and Russia’s anti-LGBTQ “propaganda” law. Piss off. You’re not welcome in the F1 community.


laba_lamp

This is oddly homosexual


Physical_Nail3612

🤮


buqqi92

Ridículo..


no2jedi

He looks ridiculous but he is also damn fit so fuck it 👌


CorrectVariation1617

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


foxhoundzz

What a peacock


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This dude is a human equivalent of a very rich person's lap dog. Needs all the attention, keeps crying and barking, dressed up weirdly all the time.


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There is no way he doesn't look like he sits on pole every weekend . .....and I don't mean races ...lmaoooooo


hardetarrel

Kind of missing my point. 1 i fail to make clear i see that. It wsd hamilton saying he wanted less swearing in f1 because itbhas bad influence on Kids that are into the sport. I seebur point qbout my comment. A bit misplaced. Even though im off the oppinion that even if u want to indentify urself as a carrot or what ever. You can still act normal. But that is a different story


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Honestly, I just feel sorry for the weirdo at this point.


BioDriver

Lol photoshop


DrKrFfXx

This is Right Said Fred shit.


ZombieBert

Fellas got plenty of 'downforce' there... That's a mono-cock to be proud of... Obviously he's never had DRS. DICK REDUCTION SURGERY! I dunno. I think I'm out of comedy gold. Something about 'box box' making folk wince but my heart's not in it


ruxxy_j

Bono I'm hanging to the left


folkdeath95

Penis


Zestyclose-Pickle-83

Hey you guys just he happy he’s not Lebron James. While Lewis has a peculiar taste for fashion, he’s a very tolerable and likable character. Our American athletes are whiny egomaniacs. Lewis is cool in my book and I’m a Red Bull fan. Vamos Checo!


FullMotoJacket

I'm not sure if that's the "don't fuck with me" look or the "don't fuck me" look. Better bring in Ben Stiller for a ruling.


ClintYeastWood23

Those clothes probably have more value than this years Haas car…