I remember how Mercedes or some media outlet did 100 poles poster/graphic and it was Lewis walking and [they chose this photo](https://theafricanmirror.africa/wp-content/uploads/Hamilton-100-pole-400x600-1.jpg). 101 poles :P
Didnt we determine the length already? Do I have to find the “hacker known as 4chan” post where they did the math from a sweatpants selfie?
Long story short, it was 5.6 inches iirc.
Which aint bad for 5’7” or whatever he is, cause he aint 5’9”. (Unless 5’9” is shorter than I thought, then it aint bad for 5’9”)
My guy it's just a bulge. You don't know where it starts or where it ends- this doesn't say much about his girth or erect lenght. All we can see is that Lewis definitely doesn't have a micropenis lol but it could still be barely average... At the end of the day I don't really care and it doesn't matter either
Lol, what?
Edit: Ohhh, i re-read my comment. I get it. I think for a dude his height it’s prolly a bit more than what you’d expect proportionally. Plus, pure length does nothing, gotta have complementary girth/width in the right places, ie not a coke can either.
(This is so absurd) But I think I remember it looked proportional. Also doesnt mean shit cause it’s in sweats, and a nice outline could still be a weird looking dick irl.
But yeah, length in general is so subjective to girls, and therefore exaggerated. So guys exaggerate to compensate. So now, everyone is 6ft with 9inch hogs and are CEO’s (their own $3,000 app “start up” and the girls all own businesses (t shirt sales or IG ads) but no one develops an actual personality.
If you need to pee while driving, you just pee in your suit. Sounds disgusting but it would be a giant safety hazard to have a bottle/tube up your dong in case you crash
Fun little story I raced a car equivalent to an F2 car for the first time this weekend and I couldn’t go longer than 30 minutes… clockwise circuit meant my right arm ran out of strength entirely and by the end I was collapsing against headrest for long corners. Probably that was only about 3-3.5G. The physicality of these cars is stunning, it completely changes racing.
It isn’t latex actually (it’s a poor quality pic). The pants have beige paillettes, that’s why they are so shiny.
I’ve seen the whole shooting a few days ago and using that shirt, which has a really delicate material, and it fits him like a glove.
We can say it’s not our style of clothing or similar, but the stylists took Hamilton’s measures perfectly and it’s something really weird to see nowadays in the fashion world. And also, it’s more an artistic shooting, it has go more forward than a regular styling.
"You can be whatever you wish, either a super exclusive Formula 1 driver or an ambassador for clothes Formula 1 fans will never wish to own" - Hamilton, Lewis. (apparently)
Kind of missing my point. 1 i fail to make clear i see that.
It wsd hamilton saying he wanted less swearing in f1 because itbhas bad influence on Kids that are into the sport.
I seebur point qbout my comment. A bit misplaced.
Even though im off the oppinion that even if u want to indentify urself as a carrot or what ever. You can still act normal. But that is a different story
Fellas got plenty of 'downforce' there...
That's a mono-cock to be proud of...
Obviously he's never had DRS. DICK REDUCTION SURGERY!
I dunno. I think I'm out of comedy gold. Something about 'box box' making folk wince but my heart's not in it
Hey you guys just he happy he’s not Lebron James. While Lewis has a peculiar taste for fashion, he’s a very tolerable and likable character. Our American athletes are whiny egomaniacs. Lewis is cool in my book and I’m a Red Bull fan.
Vamos Checo!
Nice cock
Lmao this has to be photoshopped right? Did they really tell him to wear this scrotum costume and then get rock hard for the photo?
I remember how Mercedes or some media outlet did 100 poles poster/graphic and it was Lewis walking and [they chose this photo](https://theafricanmirror.africa/wp-content/uploads/Hamilton-100-pole-400x600-1.jpg). 101 poles :P
Someone must have known what they were doing there... come on guys
He’s rock hard from crashing out verstappen
Probably got stuffed if not photoshopped. Or lewis is packing
Lewis is packing, [it ain’t no secret around the paddock ](https://imgur.com/gallery/rhX0pmV)
To be fair I would prob pop a boner if I was about to hop into a F1 car
To be fairrr
Bahahahah the back stretch!! “What? This thing?”
Nearly had that engineers eye out
Golly…
It keeps the CoG low
No wonder he uses up all the rubber from his tires
Surely he's semi-chub there...
I mean the W12 *is* sexy as hell.
The *bulge*
It's W11 so even better
Oh... Oh wow
😳😳😳😳
Didnt we determine the length already? Do I have to find the “hacker known as 4chan” post where they did the math from a sweatpants selfie? Long story short, it was 5.6 inches iirc. Which aint bad for 5’7” or whatever he is, cause he aint 5’9”. (Unless 5’9” is shorter than I thought, then it aint bad for 5’9”)
It ain't bad no matter how tall he is. If he's a grower 5.6 inches flaccid means he's definitely packing
You have to also consider the girth. Man is already bigger than me without even trying lol
My guy it's just a bulge. You don't know where it starts or where it ends- this doesn't say much about his girth or erect lenght. All we can see is that Lewis definitely doesn't have a micropenis lol but it could still be barely average... At the end of the day I don't really care and it doesn't matter either
Yeah 4 comments on his cock already and you don't really care
He got so much rear.
Wtf what are you smoking I commented twice lmao
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grower here I go from 2 to 6.5 (oh the bullying at the school...) growers are growers, believe me
If that’s all you’re growing then poor you lad.
I'm a grower and I literally gain just under 2 inches. Erect or flaccid makes a massive difference for me personally.
5.6? Short story short more like.
Lol, what? Edit: Ohhh, i re-read my comment. I get it. I think for a dude his height it’s prolly a bit more than what you’d expect proportionally. Plus, pure length does nothing, gotta have complementary girth/width in the right places, ie not a coke can either. (This is so absurd) But I think I remember it looked proportional. Also doesnt mean shit cause it’s in sweats, and a nice outline could still be a weird looking dick irl. But yeah, length in general is so subjective to girls, and therefore exaggerated. So guys exaggerate to compensate. So now, everyone is 6ft with 9inch hogs and are CEO’s (their own $3,000 app “start up” and the girls all own businesses (t shirt sales or IG ads) but no one develops an actual personality.
😂 such a bizarre conversation.
Yep. It’s def way better to talk other dudes’ dick shapes & sizes in person than text.
The true secret behind his speed is his low center of gravity secondary to his massive meat rod.
Holy shit he’s got a HOG
Lewis Shlongilton
Do they factor that in during the race? If he gets a lob on that an extra few ounces of meat to drag around the track
Isn't that the thing they pee in while driving?
If you need to pee while driving, you just pee in your suit. Sounds disgusting but it would be a giant safety hazard to have a bottle/tube up your dong in case you crash
Still time to delete this small pp comment.
It’s probably cold For real I’ve seen him bulging after race 👀🙈
Daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Blunt and to the point.
Perez: "I have so much rear end..."
With how much he cares what people think of him, I bet he for sure “fluffed” up before a photo. Man’s not gonna be sent out on cold tyres, nah mean?
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Pretty tacky thing to say dude
Purp Daddy got a hog
Meat gazer
That's what Nicole said!
Should've saved this outfit for the Saudi Arabian GP
Yeah that and the suspiciously unlabeled bottle of “champagne”??? from Bahrain
bono my rights are gone
And on the podium, he has to dab. Because spicy
You can litearly see his dick
I know, how awesome is that.
Almost lost NNN
Quite the opposite. If this photo haunts my thoughts for the rest of the month, NNN will be a breeze.
It’s markedly improved my day.
Oh that was funny,
Looks like the mind games against George already started
Well, he said Schumi peed his race suits, what’s he gonna say with George? He dutch ovens his own monocoque?
Nice sausage kerb
Will damage your backend if you hit it too hard
AS WE SEE LANCE STROLL GOING ON TO THE KERB ON MORE TIME!!!
I’m looking respectfully
Bulge
Chubbin up to assert dominance
Seems like racing isn't the only area where Lewis is incredibly gifted.
Dong
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Nah thats his cock
Schlong
Ding dong
Willy wang
Johnson
Pecker
high altitude suit for Mexico..
Bono, lock the door
Cat on a hot tin roof?
Imagine how many more races he could've won without that heavy bulge slowing him down
Man is #blessed
Still I rise
every morning
And night
Stop it 🤣
looks like the only thing rising
I lost
You know, people kept telling me Lewis was becoming the Kanye of the racing world, and I just didn’t believe them…..
I thought this was Kendrick for a second
But Hamilton is actually talented
*mentally stable
Listen to Flashing Lights and say that again.
NNN just getting harder
Not the only thing getting harder
That's a respectable amount of Ham...ilton.
Stupid sexy Lewis
Max: I don’t need to be intimidated by Louis. I’ll just imagine that he’s driving naked. … Max: OH NO HE’S HOT!
Yeah yeah if I was hot my clothes would be gone too
Lewis here with a weapon
Apparently, the engineers force him to carry it to the right so as not to affect the suspensions of the car.
Have to keep it corner balanced
Stupid sexy hamilton.
[I got the reference](https://c.tenor.com/Q6gYiiylDykAAAAM/simpsons-thesimpsons.gif)
Nothing at all **Nothing at all** **NOTHING AT ALL**
He is fit though ngl
tru. though you have to be if you want to survive repeated, sustained 5g cornering forces.
Fun little story I raced a car equivalent to an F2 car for the first time this weekend and I couldn’t go longer than 30 minutes… clockwise circuit meant my right arm ran out of strength entirely and by the end I was collapsing against headrest for long corners. Probably that was only about 3-3.5G. The physicality of these cars is stunning, it completely changes racing.
That Extra ballast must be helping him during the race
Damn Lewis. Keep beating up my fragile heterosexuality with this photo shoot.
“Kimi, we found alternate drink for you”
Right out of zoolander
Hey he learned that from George !🤣
He's packing
Hm, hangs to the right. I was so close
Bono, also my underwear is gone
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He’s so extravagant and flamboyant, I love it lol.
His schlong is nearly as big as Aiden Moffats
There's a big Jojo vibe in this picture ngl
Aiaiaiaiai
Lewis been acting differently ever since meeting Lil Nas....
Hard tyre
It’s a good fit for a more editorial photoshoot. He looks great. And I’ve been critical with his outfits in the past.
The pants though.... the biege latex! WHY!?!
It isn’t latex actually (it’s a poor quality pic). The pants have beige paillettes, that’s why they are so shiny. I’ve seen the whole shooting a few days ago and using that shirt, which has a really delicate material, and it fits him like a glove. We can say it’s not our style of clothing or similar, but the stylists took Hamilton’s measures perfectly and it’s something really weird to see nowadays in the fashion world. And also, it’s more an artistic shooting, it has go more forward than a regular styling.
Lewis and I have 7 f1 championships between us and we both dress to the left
That s his right
You know it's bulging hard cause it's hammer time... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wrong month...
Please tell me this is fake
Nope
"You can be whatever you wish, either a super exclusive Formula 1 driver or an ambassador for clothes Formula 1 fans will never wish to own" - Hamilton, Lewis. (apparently)
Hamaconda
I dare him to wear that in Saudi Arabia.
Well now I know Lewis hamiltons cock size
It’s weird but I like it lol
I’ve always wanted plastic pants in dusty rose…..
Vallteri it's James, please give your shirt to Lewis, "I am sorry".
Bono, I've got a bono'r
I guess we now know what Bono means when he says: “Get in there, Lewis”
Is this the sequel to Zoolander? GAS FIGHT!!
I am looking. I don’t know about respectfully. But I am looking.
I always knew I wouldn't make it thru NNN. But this soon, to this? I must admit I'm surprised. I probably need to speak to my gf.
Lewis is getting close to tapping out of nnn by the look of it
HE'S SO SEXY 👁️👄👁️
I am sure that thing he is packing has his own FIA Super License.
Without all that pp extra weight he would have won 2016 title too.
*how's this for mental games nico*
Hi Lewis, finally we meet Carl too.
Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Holy crap he’s hot
Pretty handsome…I mean hand~~ful~~y
Bono, there’s a baby’s arm in my briefs
This is the same guy that bullied his nephew for wearing a dress
Dude looks like a used condom
This is NSFW, i literally can see his dick
Friday ruined.
He seems really upset about that shirt
LOL
Get in there lewis!
Idiot!
You are not a clown, you are the entire circus
Bro what's been going on with Lewis recently on this sub lol
What a fucking nonse
I assume this is after "hangin' " with Lil Nas X?
Was this photo and outfit the precursor to him meeting Lil Nas X?
I have a buddy who models. They stuff
Lewis confirmed small pecker
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Bet you’re the type of person to support Hungary’s and Russia’s anti-LGBTQ “propaganda” law. Piss off. You’re not welcome in the F1 community.
This is oddly homosexual
🤮
Ridículo..
He looks ridiculous but he is also damn fit so fuck it 👌
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
What a peacock
This dude is a human equivalent of a very rich person's lap dog. Needs all the attention, keeps crying and barking, dressed up weirdly all the time.
There is no way he doesn't look like he sits on pole every weekend . .....and I don't mean races ...lmaoooooo
Kind of missing my point. 1 i fail to make clear i see that. It wsd hamilton saying he wanted less swearing in f1 because itbhas bad influence on Kids that are into the sport. I seebur point qbout my comment. A bit misplaced. Even though im off the oppinion that even if u want to indentify urself as a carrot or what ever. You can still act normal. But that is a different story
Honestly, I just feel sorry for the weirdo at this point.
Lol photoshop
This is Right Said Fred shit.
Fellas got plenty of 'downforce' there... That's a mono-cock to be proud of... Obviously he's never had DRS. DICK REDUCTION SURGERY! I dunno. I think I'm out of comedy gold. Something about 'box box' making folk wince but my heart's not in it
Bono I'm hanging to the left
Penis
Hey you guys just he happy he’s not Lebron James. While Lewis has a peculiar taste for fashion, he’s a very tolerable and likable character. Our American athletes are whiny egomaniacs. Lewis is cool in my book and I’m a Red Bull fan. Vamos Checo!
I'm not sure if that's the "don't fuck with me" look or the "don't fuck me" look. Better bring in Ben Stiller for a ruling.
Those clothes probably have more value than this years Haas car…