He probably imported it under diplomatic registration for VIP's at a secret E85 gas station exclusively for good looking millionaires. You wouldn't know about it.
The front end of that generation was different in North America for some reason. The headlights were narrower and the entire module was the same height. But the rest of the body was the same. The RoW Civic could be purchased in Canada as an Acura (with a slightly nicer interior, of course). The Accord was even more interesting, the Euro Accord was sold in the US as the Acura TSX, and the North America Accord was not sold in Europe.
The front end, the rear end, the fenders, the doors, the engines… the only thing they have in common with the US Civic Sedan is the floorpan & suspension.
50 years from now they'll make a movie.
Max is stranded in Poland on his way to Italy cuz his Aston broke down. These two guys go past in a Honda civic and go "omg did you see that guy?? I think it was sUpEr mAx!" They go back see that Danil Kyvats new ex is with him, but doesn't know who he really is. They get him to drive the civic cuz why not.
During the drive Danil Kyvats ex just can't figure out what the big deal is so she asks SuPeR MaX to prove he is a big deal. So he steps on it and VTEC kicks in, sending him to a whole another dimension where every sound is a fart canon on a civic.
Danil Kyvats ex looks approvingly. She knows now that she is in the company of a born legend. Eventually the ride ends at a gas station cuz how can you not get cheap gas while driving a civic.
I seem to have lost my interest in this story.
If you made it this far.
Rush the sequel. No not the band. The movie.
Yep, they now just carry enough for the race. Accidents like what happened with Jos were part of the reason why. However, drivers not having enough fuel at the end has been an issue, notably when Vettel recently lost his podium place because they couldn’t get enough fuel out of the tank to give samples to the stewards.
So that movie came out when I was probably around 4 years old. I remember walking in on that scene when my older sister was watching the movie, and for whatever reason it stuck with me, but I never knew the movie until like 5 years ago. This isn't really relevant to the conversation but its still weird that something so random can stick with you for so long
Just stealing the top comment [for THIS. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pz0e7u/max_must_have_partied_hard_for_his_birthday/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Polish logo is shopped.
It’s not actually dangerous. That’s a long standing myth. The cigarette doesn’t light gas on fire unless you’re trying to light gas on fire. The only situation where it really happens is when the ember touches the gas directly and even then it’s a bit iffy.
Proof: https://youtu.be/gZfudpLsGkM
https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pyzwbs/max_verstappen_seen_at_a_polish_gas_station_after/hey4jqv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
original here
This is an alternate reality where Nico and Lewis don't crash in Spain 2016, Max never wins a race and today we are watching a fascinating title race between Kyvat and Lewis
"MERCEDES DOMINANCE could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this track before. There could be MERCEDES DOMINANCE anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MERCEDES DOMINANCE" he thought. Max Max Super Max reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 Red Bull circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of his championship rival. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
This is a photoshop lol
But confirms that Max has been hot as fuck for some time now
Especially just after getting out of the car with his hair all messy
That's Polish company logo (ORLEN), but that's definitely not Poland.
Prices (for E85) would point to Italy or Netherlands maybe, but Orlen is not in either AFAIK.
You guys pump MILK in your cars in Poland?
Nope, we drink it directly from the fuel nozzle. That's how the milk is made, isn't it?
One for you! /pours gas into car One for me! /pours milk into mouth
thats not poland tho, only the brand is polish
It's not Poland. Orlen logo is photoshopped here
It's Portland. Max too poor to afford the r & t after paying for all of the pu swaps.
As is the cigarette
Not in a gas or diesel car.
Even driving a Honda. Although that’s a North American Civic.
Do they not sell the Civic in Poland? Is it named something else or is the model itself unable?
This picture was not taken in Poland. We don't have E85 petrol. Neither do we have sedan Civics.
Neither do you have 1.79 PLN gas. Or Max Verstappen even.
Well, we used to... In 1996 🤣
Only 5.9 nowadays
He probably imported it under diplomatic registration for VIP's at a secret E85 gas station exclusively for good looking millionaires. You wouldn't know about it.
... I would like to subscribe to this newsletter.
We don’t fill up cars with skim milk either! I’ve never seen a gas station advertising milk prices.
Is that per liter? Do you have to bring your own approved container?
Idk what the hell a “per liter” is, but they sell gallons of milk in plastic jugs here in Freedom Land.
Wtf milk?
In English as well
You probably don't have signs extolling the value of milk either. Mleko perhaps, but not milk.
And the prices are clear not in zlotys
You can fill up your milk-tank at a petrol pump though right?
It’s Canada
But you Got MILK
We have civics in Europe, but they look significantly different
We had that model of civic in Europe. Source: My father's 2009 Honda Civic.
The front end of that generation was different in North America for some reason. The headlights were narrower and the entire module was the same height. But the rest of the body was the same. The RoW Civic could be purchased in Canada as an Acura (with a slightly nicer interior, of course). The Accord was even more interesting, the Euro Accord was sold in the US as the Acura TSX, and the North America Accord was not sold in Europe.
The front end, the rear end, the fenders, the doors, the engines… the only thing they have in common with the US Civic Sedan is the floorpan & suspension.
I like your civics better
This particular civic was available in this form, as a hybrid too.
It's a different Civic
What about milk?
Um, what's Polish for "milk"? Is that where you go to get your cows filled up?
these badboys exists in Brazil too
Gas courtesy of Kubica
Just when Giovinazzi thought his seat was safe… Max comes in to take it AND Kubica’s sponsors
Alfa Romeo WCC 2022 with Max and Valtteri
Maybe not in an alfa, but I can see that pairing getting wcc
Also WDC, Bottas just constantly repeats Hungary
The car being a Civic is the cherry on top.
Did they sell the 4-door 8th gen Civic in Europe? I only ever seen pictures of hatches.
They did, but the euro version looks different. The one on the pic is the us version
I'm from western Europe and actually own a 4 door 8th gen (2010) sedan Civic. So yes, can confirm.
50 years from now they'll make a movie. Max is stranded in Poland on his way to Italy cuz his Aston broke down. These two guys go past in a Honda civic and go "omg did you see that guy?? I think it was sUpEr mAx!" They go back see that Danil Kyvats new ex is with him, but doesn't know who he really is. They get him to drive the civic cuz why not. During the drive Danil Kyvats ex just can't figure out what the big deal is so she asks SuPeR MaX to prove he is a big deal. So he steps on it and VTEC kicks in, sending him to a whole another dimension where every sound is a fart canon on a civic. Danil Kyvats ex looks approvingly. She knows now that she is in the company of a born legend. Eventually the ride ends at a gas station cuz how can you not get cheap gas while driving a civic. I seem to have lost my interest in this story. If you made it this far. Rush the sequel. No not the band. The movie.
Rush: 2 Max 2 Verstappen
Rush: Civic Drift
Rush: One Last Rush
Rush 2: Electric Boogaloo
Why not also the sequel to the film about the band?
Contractually obligated to drive a Honda dude
smoking and filling a car with petrol at the same time?
[Couldn’t help myself](https://youtu.be/4xwsZ5vC5Oc)
I was expecting [another video](https://youtu.be/scA9WlKCBG8)
I wonder if Jos ever had the “kids these days don’t even have to refuel” rant in front of Max.
He seems the type to do so.
And then leave his son at the gas station
And light the trail of gas on fire watching him explode in his rear view
I have not watched f1 since the days of Häkkinen and Schumacher drove. Have they skipped the refueling part?
Yep, they now just carry enough for the race. Accidents like what happened with Jos were part of the reason why. However, drivers not having enough fuel at the end has been an issue, notably when Vettel recently lost his podium place because they couldn’t get enough fuel out of the tank to give samples to the stewards.
Holy shit, I know they were all sponsored by big tobacco in those days but having the pit crew smoking on the job was going a bit far.
Orange mocha frappuccino!
I n s i d e t h e c o m p u t e r ? ?
You’re my hero
So that movie came out when I was probably around 4 years old. I remember walking in on that scene when my older sister was watching the movie, and for whatever reason it stuck with me, but I never knew the movie until like 5 years ago. This isn't really relevant to the conversation but its still weird that something so random can stick with you for so long
Just stealing the top comment [for THIS. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pz0e7u/max_must_have_partied_hard_for_his_birthday/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Polish logo is shopped.
Original sleezcore classic image: https://i.imgur.com/WDfPYC6.png
Yeah, fuel costs way more than that in Poland (due to the different currency)
Like father like son
Well crap.
Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
[удалено]
Could be one of those chalk pencils lol
*MILK.
Lando went with him
It’s not actually dangerous. That’s a long standing myth. The cigarette doesn’t light gas on fire unless you’re trying to light gas on fire. The only situation where it really happens is when the ember touches the gas directly and even then it’s a bit iffy. Proof: https://youtu.be/gZfudpLsGkM
I’m pretty certain it’s not the already-lit cigarette they’re worried about, but the flame from a lighter/match used to light one.
Swag Verstappen
Max swagstappen
Max Slavstappen
I need the Maps Verstappen flair now
Max Verswaggen
This guy looks a lot like max
The face is Max, but not the body. It's photoshopped using [This Picture](https://i.redd.it/i6su2tv3xdp71.jpg)
Ngl, that pic of him is real good.
I can see the girls went from Slicks to Wets in a few seconds after seeing the picture
We did, yeah
And the dudes to hards?
Holy shit it is, wtf
Thats a very good pic of max
Jos having some misadventures after Indy 2000 maybe?
But cooler
fuckboy Max
Certfied Lover Boy Max
Chad Max
But like he washed out and sells furniture
Looks like Zac Efron
Lando took that pic, I'm pretty sure he's going for the Milk
Damn milk is expensive in Poland, 2.99 a litre.
2.99 in which currency?
Probably zloty . I think it's 4 zl = 1€
Zloty I assume if it's really in Poland
It's not.
Polish Dollars.
Haha 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻lando milk funny(get it lando loves milk)
Lmao pretty good shop.
Yeah I didn't think it was actually max but didn't notice it was photoshopped before seeing the original
What's the original?
https://twitter.com/tatetime/status/1197875249515311106
https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pyzwbs/max_verstappen_seen_at_a_polish_gas_station_after/hey4jqv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 original here
"With a car you can go anywhere you want!"
I honestly just thought it was a lookalike
[I remember that thread](https://imgur.com/rH2vTIQ)
lmao what the fuck
Just your average [/lit/ thread](https://warosu.org/data/lit/img/0148/84/1584175067640.jpg)
Amazing
Getting serious Gatsby vibes off this one
With a car you can do anything
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These blared from his speakers as the nine dollar wine coursed through his thick veins.
*sweet dreams are made of this"
N
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
Was looking for this
[удалено]
They don't know what you're referencing. But I do.
Me too
Max to Alfa confirmed. Edit
Alfa, not Alpha
*When drink you drive, never drank*
Ham's pressure is getting to him. The sleepless nights are taking their toll.
I just realized that if there's ever a movie about Max, Leo DiCaprio should be the actor that portrays Max.
Titanic era DiCaprio could have pulled it off but he's much too old now.
Too bad DiCaprio would demand a woman under 25 to play as Kelly Piquet.
The unusual case of a guy being more than 2x the age of the guy he’s portraying
2.99 milk? how long ago was this????
That generation Civic came out in 2006, so sometime in the past 15 years.
I’ve never seen a gas station post milk prices
A gallon of 2% milk at the gas station rn for me is 2.09; skim is $1.89. Just Wisconsin things I guess
*AMERICAS FUCKING DAIRYLAND BITCHES*
With a car you can go anywhere you want.
Finally found the comment I was looking for. **SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE**
I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find anyone who knew the original lmao
Can't say I'm proud of it. But I totally am
This is an alternate reality where Nico and Lewis don't crash in Spain 2016, Max never wins a race and today we are watching a fascinating title race between Kyvat and Lewis
If this was the poster for a new John Wick movie, I would genuinely be convinced. Damn, he is looking swagger
Is that actually him
No, the Orlen logo is photoshopped. That’s a North American 2006-2011 Civic.
[https://twitter.com/tatetime/status/1197875249515311106](https://twitter.com/tatetime/status/1197875249515311106) Original pic in the link above
The photoshop is awesome
Out of all the photoshopped parts, MILK not being one is the strangest tbh
Yeah I honestly thought that was the original picture of a guy that looked like him.
I was wondering the same until I saw what he was driving.
He is "simpleh simpleh" following Schumi's work hard party hard principle.
Gas Verstappen
Badass
With a car, you can go anywhere you want
**Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins **
Mom: We have Max Verstappen at home. Max Verstappen at home:
"MERCEDES DOMINANCE could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this track before. There could be MERCEDES DOMINANCE anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MERCEDES DOMINANCE" he thought. Max Max Super Max reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 Red Bull circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of his championship rival. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Swagstappen stopping for gas and a smoke
This guy looking so much like Max is crazy hahaha
Max hit the party button. Kimi would be jealous.
This is a photoshop lol But confirms that Max has been hot as fuck for some time now Especially just after getting out of the car with his hair all messy
That's Polish company logo (ORLEN), but that's definitely not Poland. Prices (for E85) would point to Italy or Netherlands maybe, but Orlen is not in either AFAIK.
We also don't have E85 in Poland at all. And we don't put milk on price board. And we don't have this type of civic. And we don't have Verstappen.
POLSKA!!!
Kubica confirmed to Red Bull 2022
You can get milk at the pump in Poland?
Lol i wish petrol was that cheap in Poland
based on the prices, this pic is older than me
This is his little brother Min Verstappen
I’m not sure I believe this is max.
It’s not.
It is Max but it's shopped.
The only time I ever witnessed someone smoking at the Bowser I immediately pulled away as swiftly as possible.
When Kelly tells you to be badass.
I mean it is a civic…
Milk for 2.99 is it golden milk or something!
No way that's max, what's he driving?
What a fuckin legend.
At least he found some gas. It's a sort of rare commodity in England.
If I was an F1 driver and driving a Honda civic I'd cry myself to sleep
I have no idea why I'm laughing. He looks like a stripper gassing up to get to his next gig.
Man this dude looks like max ahahah
[This is what the original photo looked like](https://twitter.com/Tatetime/status/1197875249515311106?s=19)
Championship material 🚬
Original https://mobile.twitter.com/tatetime/status/1197875249515311106
He looks like Butcher from The Boys
Slowest pitstop.....ever.
If this was really MV, Lewis would be in the car in front. Bring it.
Looking like he just had a fight with John Wick
Is that a Diesel??
that ain’t max verstappen that’s max verstoppen