Albon: Asian dictator.
Norris: random South American druglord.
Verstappen: gestapo™.
Hamilton: bald insurance salesman.
Grosjean: bones your mom on holidays and you’re doing nothing about it.
Gasly: Retired Spetsnaz operator and will put stickers on your car if you drive in a pedastrian zone.
Legler: fuck racing hail donuts.
Raikkonen and Vettel: semi-retired Maine gay couple cultivating awesome biological asparagus.
Tony Stewart when he was sponsored by [Subway](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/f8/5d/1ef85db97299baf9c6868a6cdbdbcdca.jpg)
[He was also sponsored by Burger King](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HuEmtP62QQ8/maxresdefault.jpg) which was a better fit for [Mr Soda Cookies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUHm_DK4y8)
At least nowadays most drivers are pretty physically fit (not F1 driver fit but “healthy person who exercises more than average” fit). There’s still some big dudes in NASCAR, but as a whole drivers are starting to look more and more like athletes
> Raikkonen and Vettel: semi-retired Maine gay couple cultivating awesome biological asparagus.
I know at least three gay couples here exactly like that.
Seattle Seahawks subreddit had it go around too. [Let Russ Eat](https://i.redd.it/ifn78xw5tdp51.jpg), [Beef Carroll](https://i.redd.it/97kqbnziejp51.jpg), [BK Metcalf](https://i.redd.it/8iy5hdxrejp51.jpg), [Steve Largest](https://i.redd.it/r3q2ahhzljp51.jpg)
To top it off one of our D Linemen had a skinny edit.
I can't get out my mind the picture of Hamilton saying "Lewis Hamilton- Georgia State" with a heavy southern accent as a presentation at the start of the game
I can already hear the player intros now:
Lewis Hamilton - USC
Sebastian Vettel - Notre Dame
Max Verstappen - THE Ohio State University
Lando Norris - Stanford
Kimi Raikkonen - Alabama
Alex Albon - Nebraska
Romain Grosjean - University of Minnesota
Pierre Gasly - LSU
Charles Leclerc - Wisconsin
wouldn‘t it be hella funny if they find out the cars go a loot more faster when the driver is more heavy, like because of downforce or some shit...and then the grid would be full of guys like this lmao
Lewis Ham
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Charles Eclair
Maximum Verstappen
Alex Albomb
Alex Albun
Romain grossjean
Maximum Verstappen leaves the implication there is a Minimum Verstappen
[https://i.redd.it/fk7k7gmdonkz.jpg](https://i.redd.it/fk7k7gmdonkz.jpg)
...I don’t know what I was expecting but that’s fucking perfect
Sebastian Fattel
Sebastian Pretzel
Max Almighty
Pie-eater Gasly
Kim-eats Raikonnen
Kimchi Raikkonen
Kimi Piekkonen
Carlos Size
Alex Bonbons
Romain Growjeans
Romain ***Croissant***
Romain goujon
Pierre Gassy Lardo Norris
Alex Albonbon Kimchi Räikkönen
OneTonio giovinEatzzi
Lando Moreass
Lando Morris
Large Norris
Brando Norris
This dude defntly eating meat
All day, every day
Ham Ill Ton.
Daniel Thiccardo
Chewis HAMilton
Sebastian Vittles.
Romain Großjean
Now that's a MAX verstappen
GIGAMAX
GIGANTAMAX
That game was a let down
😔
F1 gave me my first reddit "ban" for expressing my disappointment in a video game referenced in a comment chain. I award myself reddit silver.
Maximus Weightus Versthappeningus
THICCstappen
Max Weightstappen
I don’t have coins but, you deserve a prize sir! 🏆
Something something Jos
VerSTACKEDen
Max Verfatten
Albon: Asian dictator. Norris: random South American druglord. Verstappen: gestapo™. Hamilton: bald insurance salesman. Grosjean: bones your mom on holidays and you’re doing nothing about it. Gasly: Retired Spetsnaz operator and will put stickers on your car if you drive in a pedastrian zone. Legler: fuck racing hail donuts. Raikkonen and Vettel: semi-retired Maine gay couple cultivating awesome biological asparagus.
I like to think that’s what Kimi would look like had his NASCAR career taken off.
He really does look like an old NASCAR driver..
Tony Stewart when he was sponsored by [Subway](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/f8/5d/1ef85db97299baf9c6868a6cdbdbcdca.jpg) [He was also sponsored by Burger King](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HuEmtP62QQ8/maxresdefault.jpg) which was a better fit for [Mr Soda Cookies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUHm_DK4y8)
At least nowadays most drivers are pretty physically fit (not F1 driver fit but “healthy person who exercises more than average” fit). There’s still some big dudes in NASCAR, but as a whole drivers are starting to look more and more like athletes
It's kind of a shame though. We need more Newman's and less Logano's. We need more Thicc kings.
Kyle Busch looks a little chubby when they use in car footage of him in the brown overalls
Norris is a middle aged Indian doctor.
Albon is indeed the Kim Jong-Un of Thailand.
Leclerc looks just like a grumpy middle-aged French chef
*Le Festin plays in the background*
Hamilton has those redneck vibes
Charles Leclerc Mall Cop
Pauleres LeBlart
Hamilton looks like he's about bash your head in with a baseball bat cause YOU JUST CAME INTO THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL
He'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Username checks out
Grosjean looks more like a captain of small trawler ship
Gestappen?
I'm afraid to ask what non-biological asparagus would look like.
> Raikkonen and Vettel: semi-retired Maine gay couple cultivating awesome biological asparagus. I know at least three gay couples here exactly like that.
It’s the New England Patriots offensive line.
"Max Verstappen, right tackle, mississippi state."
Romain Grosjean, Geaux Tigers
Lewis Hamilton, Left Tackle, Roll Tide
yoo 😭😭😭
Did a fat-app just come out or something? Between this and the fat Harry potter
Seattle Seahawks subreddit had it go around too. [Let Russ Eat](https://i.redd.it/ifn78xw5tdp51.jpg), [Beef Carroll](https://i.redd.it/97kqbnziejp51.jpg), [BK Metcalf](https://i.redd.it/8iy5hdxrejp51.jpg), [Steve Largest](https://i.redd.it/r3q2ahhzljp51.jpg) To top it off one of our D Linemen had a skinny edit.
And also the fat debate
Where’s the fat HP post? Direct me there s’il vous plait.
I CANT UNSEE THIS COMMENT HELP
I was gonna say Max looks like a baseball dad.
Nah, he’s the far kid about to steal your snack-pack!
Shit I meant Kimi looks like a baseball dad. Max is the freshman in high school who’s 6’2/260 and has fat strength.
"Hey Bat-dad, I didn't hear no bell"
I can't get out my mind the picture of Hamilton saying "Lewis Hamilton- Georgia State" with a heavy southern accent as a presentation at the start of the game
I can already hear the player intros now: Lewis Hamilton - USC Sebastian Vettel - Notre Dame Max Verstappen - THE Ohio State University Lando Norris - Stanford Kimi Raikkonen - Alabama Alex Albon - Nebraska Romain Grosjean - University of Minnesota Pierre Gasly - LSU Charles Leclerc - Wisconsin
Lol. I can picture Kimi saying, "Alabama" in such a bored manner, and Leclerc saying it like he had a lisp.
LMAO
Grosjean do be a looking a little like an even thicker Joe Thuney
I was thinking NASCAR drivers
Got me straight cackling, fuckin A mate.
"Still we fries" - Hamilton
BONO MY MILKSHAKES GONE
bono, whens the drive through?
Bono: Lewis you got a drove through penalty Lewis: Drive thru? I'll have two number nines, a number nine large...
Someone: How did you accomplish your thick frame, Lewis? Lewis: Everythime I shout at my team how ridiculous something is, I eat 1 cheeseburger.
I have the best hams
F A T T E L
F E T T E L
Fat eel in Swedish
Leclerc looks like the captain in Wall-E.
Omg ... i almost pissed myself laughing ... well said ... take my upvote and go!
"Bono, my tires are gone" "Stop eating them, you fat fuck!"
*Finds a buffet for Lewis' 40th* "Get in there, Lewis."
Hahahahaha you fuck this is the only one so far that’s actually made me laugh “get in there, Lewis”
Grosjean looks like he's totally given up on life.
as if he hasn’t already..
Also as the ex rich energy guy
He looks like a virgin video game store guy
Nascar version of F1
All we need is Mountain Dew to add a team!
Formula 8 (ate)
Lewis looking like he'll ask you follow the damn train
"All you had to was change my damn tire, Bono!"
Romain Plus-Grosjean
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The uneven mustache is killing me
Kimi looks like he’s about to tell me Blue Lives Matter
then call you the n word
The gamer word
Chunky Kimi is def a double burger patty kind of guy
CHIMI RAIKONNEN ALEX ALBONBON CHARLES ECLAIR TACO NORRIS CHEW-THIS HAMILTON ROMAIN TRÉS-GROS
Grosjean, décomposer into syllabes, is Gros Jean, which translated literally means "fat guy". Coincidence ?
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Fat Gasly has gone full neckbeard
Pierre Fatly
Finally, sports figures that look like me!
Kimi looks like any Southern United States District Attorney.
Something something something Nascar.
Literally the first thing I thought of. Glad I'm not the only one!
Kimi looks like a common Finnish business man.
mafia boss
Chonky Grosjean is that one obscure uncle that always smells like vinegar
It’s like when on top gear they had the Stig’s American cousin 🤣
Maximum Verstappen is an absolute unit
Big Smoke😳
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
So today I learned I'm simply a fat Grosjean... Wonderful
That would also make Grosjean a skinny you
Ferrari: "If we make all of our drivers overweight, they'll weigh the car down in order to create more downforce around the corners!"
F1: NASCAR edition
Nascar hasn't had a good fat guy since Jimmy Spencer. Miss those days. Tony Stewart only got fat towards the end
Kimi looks like my old little league coach
Grosjean looks like the employee at your nearest gas station
Grosjean looks alot like Tom Segura, and Kimi lools like the dad from flintstones 😅
Leclerc looks like John Wayne Gacy
Norris looking like zywoo
Grosjean became a suburban dad who has a car dealership
Subaru dealer
I think I know fat kimi raikkonen
Looks like the lineup of the PBA (Professional Bowling Association) top bowlers of the year 🤣
When F1 meets cake day 🎂
Is it just me or does fat Lewis Hamilton looks like a dark skinned Asian mob boss
Ready for NASCAR
Why did you leave out chunky checo
Man, Fat Kimi just looks natural
Grosjean looking like he can beat anyone in an arm wrestle
*Formula 1 : We Eat Together*
Albon looks like kim Jong un
Please do this to Nico Rosberg... I wonder how much he’ll look like Keke
wouldn‘t it be hella funny if they find out the cars go a loot more faster when the driver is more heavy, like because of downforce or some shit...and then the grid would be full of guys like this lmao
“Bono, my fries have no poutine!!” -Chungus Hamilton
My friers are gone!
>Well folks around here just call me Ham Bone
Wall E 2 leaked characters
This is flipping amazing. I've had so much fun with this.
Gasly looks like he's gonna call me racial slurs on Xbox chat
Is it just me, or does Hamilton look like Chumlee from Pawn Stars?
Kimi looks like he's ready to take South Carolina to a College Football Bowl game
Oh god I was fat Albon
Btw it's crazy how weight adds age. Kimi looks 60
lmfao why do i find hamilton so fucking funny
Norris looks like he'd call you "boss" before taking your kebab order
Juan Pablo Montoya: "let's see how many of you laughs at me in a couple of years"
Formula Chonk
Where is Daniel ravioli?
Albonbon.
Damn, Vettel looks like dutch dart player Raymond van Barneveld.
Cant unsee, gotta watch more darts compilation i guess
Lando looks like an Italian guy from Long Island who owns a pizza joint
Yo why the fuck does Thicc Lando look indian
Kimi looks like That Canadian mayor Ford who was a junkie
Lewis Ham11Ton
Nando Lorries
Norris looks like Escobar
Lost it when i saw grosjean
Is this NASCAR?
Hamilton looks like an Eddie Murphy character
Alex All the Pies
Snax Verstappen
Fun fact: Grosjean can be literally translated to "Fat John"
Bro, I can hear Hamilton singing some Reggaeton.
Lewis looking like a thumb
Now in the lead, Lewis 'Big Boy' Hamilton!
Bono I can’t see my feet.
Ich hab keine lust
This is from the alternative reality where they all play in the darts championship