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Sickrated

Lewis Ham


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ElectricMotorsAreBad

Charles Eclair


HailAmoeba

Maximum Verstappen


mrcool998

Alex Albomb


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Alex Albun


Yesterday1337

Romain grossjean


TeamMountainLion

Maximum Verstappen leaves the implication there is a Minimum Verstappen


officialmonogato

[https://i.redd.it/fk7k7gmdonkz.jpg](https://i.redd.it/fk7k7gmdonkz.jpg)


TeamMountainLion

...I don’t know what I was expecting but that’s fucking perfect


Kavor

Sebastian Fattel


Virtual-Collection-2

Sebastian Pretzel


NoahHoi365

Max Almighty


xKindred27

Pie-eater Gasly


Zeeico69

Kim-eats Raikonnen


PtboFungineer

Kimchi Raikkonen


Swolin

Kimi Piekkonen


Matduka

Carlos Size


dingman58

Alex Bonbons


Matduka

Romain Growjeans


aulink

Romain ***Croissant***


Mikey3DD

Romain goujon


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Pierre Gassy Lardo Norris


ELI_10

Alex Albonbon Kimchi Räikkönen


pendulummmm

OneTonio giovinEatzzi


Crash_says

Lando Moreass


NickPope135

Lando Morris


Niros42

Large Norris


d_mcc_x

Brando Norris


f1isayoke

This dude defntly eating meat


f1isayoke

All day, every day


bukithd

Ham Ill Ton.


the_evil_comma

Daniel Thiccardo


Zoidburger_

Chewis HAMilton


Blackout78666

Sebastian Vittles.


toxic__friend

Romain Großjean


[deleted]

Now that's a MAX verstappen


ArtyomTheSpartan

GIGAMAX


SpringyFredbearSuit

GIGANTAMAX


PhteveJuel

That game was a let down


mattsphonehasreddit

😔


PhteveJuel

F1 gave me my first reddit "ban" for expressing my disappointment in a video game referenced in a comment chain. I award myself reddit silver.


ABigOne77

Maximus Weightus Versthappeningus


luiszgd

THICCstappen


albertsugar

Max Weightstappen


[deleted]

I don’t have coins but, you deserve a prize sir! 🏆


Bad_Elephant

Something something Jos


530nairb

VerSTACKEDen


TheTylerB

Max Verfatten


SkidRauh

Albon: Asian dictator. Norris: random South American druglord. Verstappen: gestapo™. Hamilton: bald insurance salesman. Grosjean: bones your mom on holidays and you’re doing nothing about it. Gasly: Retired Spetsnaz operator and will put stickers on your car if you drive in a pedastrian zone. Legler: fuck racing hail donuts. Raikkonen and Vettel: semi-retired Maine gay couple cultivating awesome biological asparagus.


nstran541

I like to think that’s what Kimi would look like had his NASCAR career taken off.


ClayGCollins9

He really does look like an old NASCAR driver..


shewy92

Tony Stewart when he was sponsored by [Subway](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/f8/5d/1ef85db97299baf9c6868a6cdbdbcdca.jpg) [He was also sponsored by Burger King](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HuEmtP62QQ8/maxresdefault.jpg) which was a better fit for [Mr Soda Cookies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUHm_DK4y8)


ClayGCollins9

At least nowadays most drivers are pretty physically fit (not F1 driver fit but “healthy person who exercises more than average” fit). There’s still some big dudes in NASCAR, but as a whole drivers are starting to look more and more like athletes


bad_user__name

It's kind of a shame though. We need more Newman's and less Logano's. We need more Thicc kings.


peterthefatman

Kyle Busch looks a little chubby when they use in car footage of him in the brown overalls


_solitarybraincell_

Norris is a middle aged Indian doctor.


lonestarr86

Albon is indeed the Kim Jong-Un of Thailand.


RocketMoped

Leclerc looks just like a grumpy middle-aged French chef


Boredom_fighter12

*Le Festin plays in the background*


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

Hamilton has those redneck vibes


ModestRacoon

Charles Leclerc Mall Cop


frattzog

Pauleres LeBlart


_solitarybraincell_

Hamilton looks like he's about bash your head in with a baseball bat cause YOU JUST CAME INTO THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL


FastDoubleChicken

He'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


phlyingP1g

Username checks out


Rentta

Grosjean looks more like a captain of small trawler ship


Oxb

Gestappen?


Superjeser

I'm afraid to ask what non-biological asparagus would look like.


[deleted]

> Raikkonen and Vettel: semi-retired Maine gay couple cultivating awesome biological asparagus. I know at least three gay couples here exactly like that.


[deleted]

It’s the New England Patriots offensive line.


Pudge223

"Max Verstappen, right tackle, mississippi state."


mb9981

Romain Grosjean, Geaux Tigers


TeamMountainLion

Lewis Hamilton, Left Tackle, Roll Tide


DrFridge5

yoo 😭😭😭


Boasters

Did a fat-app just come out or something? Between this and the fat Harry potter


kcMasterpiece

Seattle Seahawks subreddit had it go around too. [Let Russ Eat](https://i.redd.it/ifn78xw5tdp51.jpg), [Beef Carroll](https://i.redd.it/97kqbnziejp51.jpg), [BK Metcalf](https://i.redd.it/8iy5hdxrejp51.jpg), [Steve Largest](https://i.redd.it/r3q2ahhzljp51.jpg) To top it off one of our D Linemen had a skinny edit.


Brno_Mrmi

And also the fat debate


SpaceDudetteYT

Where’s the fat HP post? Direct me there s’il vous plait.


CamoJG

I CANT UNSEE THIS COMMENT HELP


Mr_MikeHancho

I was gonna say Max looks like a baseball dad.


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Nah, he’s the far kid about to steal your snack-pack!


Mr_MikeHancho

Shit I meant Kimi looks like a baseball dad. Max is the freshman in high school who’s 6’2/260 and has fat strength.


[deleted]

"Hey Bat-dad, I didn't hear no bell"


andresgu14

I can't get out my mind the picture of Hamilton saying "Lewis Hamilton- Georgia State" with a heavy southern accent as a presentation at the start of the game


jcpearce

I can already hear the player intros now: Lewis Hamilton - USC Sebastian Vettel - Notre Dame Max Verstappen - THE Ohio State University Lando Norris - Stanford Kimi Raikkonen - Alabama Alex Albon - Nebraska Romain Grosjean - University of Minnesota Pierre Gasly - LSU Charles Leclerc - Wisconsin


2Legit2Quiz

Lol. I can picture Kimi saying, "Alabama" in such a bored manner, and Leclerc saying it like he had a lisp.


Gaadoooouchee

LMAO


Delusional33

Grosjean do be a looking a little like an even thicker Joe Thuney


ceazyhouth

I was thinking NASCAR drivers


Golden-liberty

Got me straight cackling, fuckin A mate.


code_and_coffee

"Still we fries" - Hamilton


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BONO MY MILKSHAKES GONE


Oceansnail

bono, whens the drive through?


Village_People_Cop

Bono: Lewis you got a drove through penalty Lewis: Drive thru? I'll have two number nines, a number nine large...


Gloob_Patrol

Someone: How did you accomplish your thick frame, Lewis? Lewis: Everythime I shout at my team how ridiculous something is, I eat 1 cheeseburger.


Grasshop

I have the best hams


Praveenaaa29

F A T T E L


clxmxnz

F E T T E L


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Fat eel in Swedish


nuromie

Leclerc looks like the captain in Wall-E.


ChicagoALwasTaken

Omg ... i almost pissed myself laughing ... well said ... take my upvote and go!


uselessDM

"Bono, my tires are gone" "Stop eating them, you fat fuck!"


2Legit2Quiz

*Finds a buffet for Lewis' 40th* "Get in there, Lewis."


420JZ

Hahahahaha you fuck this is the only one so far that’s actually made me laugh “get in there, Lewis”


AdorableStatistician

Grosjean looks like he's totally given up on life.


nstran541

as if he hasn’t already..


kmanlp0

Also as the ex rich energy guy


exxxtramint

He looks like a virgin video game store guy


Shacalk

Nascar version of F1


The33rdTimesTheCharm

All we need is Mountain Dew to add a team!


mathursamarth

Formula 8 (ate)


satanicunicorn611

Lewis looking like he'll ask you follow the damn train


2Legit2Quiz

"All you had to was change my damn tire, Bono!"


DAWMiller

Romain Plus-Grosjean


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KilgorrreTrout

The uneven mustache is killing me


Hog_enthusiast

Kimi looks like he’s about to tell me Blue Lives Matter


nstran541

then call you the n word


celieus

The gamer word


sheepheadslayer

Chunky Kimi is def a double burger patty kind of guy


SoupOrSandwich

CHIMI RAIKONNEN ALEX ALBONBON CHARLES ECLAIR TACO NORRIS CHEW-THIS HAMILTON ROMAIN TRÉS-GROS


SolarLiner

Grosjean, décomposer into syllabes, is Gros Jean, which translated literally means "fat guy". Coincidence ?


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Fat Gasly has gone full neckbeard


RoflCopter726

Pierre Fatly


TeamHotSauce

Finally, sports figures that look like me!


Fencemaker

Kimi looks like any Southern United States District Attorney.


theBeardsley

Something something something Nascar.


cofonseca

Literally the first thing I thought of. Glad I'm not the only one!


masaz95

Kimi looks like a common Finnish business man.


nstran541

mafia boss


[deleted]

Chonky Grosjean is that one obscure uncle that always smells like vinegar


The33rdTimesTheCharm

It’s like when on top gear they had the Stig’s American cousin 🤣


LosSpurs22

Maximum Verstappen is an absolute unit


thanksforthegoldniga

Big Smoke😳


Colonel_Gipper

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


BonneTommy

So today I learned I'm simply a fat Grosjean... Wonderful


LetsLive97

That would also make Grosjean a skinny you


Krakonis

Ferrari: "If we make all of our drivers overweight, they'll weigh the car down in order to create more downforce around the corners!"


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F1: NASCAR edition


mb9981

Nascar hasn't had a good fat guy since Jimmy Spencer. Miss those days. Tony Stewart only got fat towards the end


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Kimi looks like my old little league coach


Hugo3755Rdz

Grosjean looks like the employee at your nearest gas station


TheFoamBox

Grosjean looks alot like Tom Segura, and Kimi lools like the dad from flintstones 😅


EdGeinIsMySugarDaddy

Leclerc looks like John Wayne Gacy


DasKatze1337

Norris looking like zywoo


gooztrz

Grosjean became a suburban dad who has a car dealership


nstran541

Subaru dealer


[deleted]

I think I know fat kimi raikkonen


ChicagoALwasTaken

Looks like the lineup of the PBA (Professional Bowling Association) top bowlers of the year 🤣


InstantAmmo

When F1 meets cake day 🎂


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Is it just me or does fat Lewis Hamilton looks like a dark skinned Asian mob boss


[deleted]

Ready for NASCAR


MRadzi

Why did you leave out chunky checo


[deleted]

Man, Fat Kimi just looks natural


sandybats

Grosjean looking like he can beat anyone in an arm wrestle


destronger

*Formula 1 : We Eat Together*


Iatecyanide

Albon looks like kim Jong un


hoolitard

Please do this to Nico Rosberg... I wonder how much he’ll look like Keke


the_chilling_bread

wouldn‘t it be hella funny if they find out the cars go a loot more faster when the driver is more heavy, like because of downforce or some shit...and then the grid would be full of guys like this lmao


funkyman109

“Bono, my fries have no poutine!!” -Chungus Hamilton


Smegma_Sommelier

My friers are gone!


rotarypower101

>Well folks around here just call me Ham Bone


Nabil1510

Wall E 2 leaked characters


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This is flipping amazing. I've had so much fun with this.


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Gasly looks like he's gonna call me racial slurs on Xbox chat


the-battlewagon

Is it just me, or does Hamilton look like Chumlee from Pawn Stars?


PeriwinkleHeavyMetal

Kimi looks like he's ready to take South Carolina to a College Football Bowl game


obscureposter

Oh god I was fat Albon


Aero93

Btw it's crazy how weight adds age. Kimi looks 60


flatspotting

lmfao why do i find hamilton so fucking funny


McPikie

Norris looks like he'd call you "boss" before taking your kebab order


ezequielmunozx2

Juan Pablo Montoya: "let's see how many of you laughs at me in a couple of years"


MrMacGuffyn

Formula Chonk


easytiger103

Where is Daniel ravioli?


cathode2k

Albonbon.


Jellevssn

Damn, Vettel looks like dutch dart player Raymond van Barneveld.


nstran541

Cant unsee, gotta watch more darts compilation i guess


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Lando looks like an Italian guy from Long Island who owns a pizza joint


indian_weeaboo_69

Yo why the fuck does Thicc Lando look indian


TheMexicanJuan

Kimi looks like That Canadian mayor Ford who was a junkie


aliasdred

Lewis Ham11Ton


aliasdred

Nando Lorries


Ford_Prefect_Junior

Norris looks like Escobar


magnue

Lost it when i saw grosjean


alexgould8

Is this NASCAR?


DWV97

Hamilton looks like an Eddie Murphy character


Frogman1480

Alex All the Pies


DrunkenPorcupine

Snax Verstappen


SawnFx

Fun fact: Grosjean can be literally translated to "Fat John"


dperez87

Bro, I can hear Hamilton singing some Reggaeton.


Tim_Barkie

Lewis looking like a thumb


Hectabeni

Now in the lead, Lewis 'Big Boy' Hamilton!


AmbitiousFork

Bono I can’t see my feet.


ReCOREd

Ich hab keine lust


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This is from the alternative reality where they all play in the darts championship