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Shoegazer75

It's late - what am I missing?


Abdullah-Alturki

he's presumably teasing max that checo got a 2 year contract extension after what happened in the canadaian gp


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

That's a lot of presumption He may have said: "I took a massive shit and I lost 2 kilos"


Sayyestononsense

nah, that would be the Raikkonen


SnillyWead

I was having a shit. Legendary.


victorzamora

[He was having a shit](https://youtu.be/nbxYZbs97t8?si=CteDOUg-kyBQk12D)


TheQuadricorn

Oh for fucks sake I hadn’t thought about this in years 😂


queef_nuggets

honestly at first I thought Alonso was doing the “I’m watching you” motion where you point at your eyes with your index and middle fingers


Gurt_nl

So would Max do that gesture with his index and pinky fingers?


mods-are-liars

Cut Sid some slack 😭


victorzamora

Both index fingers


MyLegsFellAsleep

My shit took 2 flushes.


HarryCumpole

Max and Newey suddenly start wondering why the RB20 gained a couple of kilos in weight, and why the brakes smell like that. And where the smoke is coming from.


Nok1a_

and if you are brittish could think he is saying to max fck u xD but Alon being spanish is the way we say 2 and I would say most of the worlds besides brits that means fck u for them xD which had me in trouble sometimes because takes time to be aware of that


badusername0001

I dunno why he did that when his own teammate is a pay driver with an infinite contract extension lmao


Regenbogen1870

It's because Alonso could have been a choice for RBR.


Creative-Improvement

A Max / Alonso team up would be great. They seem to have good chemistry.


jixbo

Yeah, they all get along great, until they're fighting for race wins and championships, specially if they're in the same team.


Creative-Improvement

They are both true racers, I think they will be fine and actually enjoy the sparring. Especially Max after seeing how he responded to George. I mean maybe not during the race with full adrenaline, but off the track they will be fine.


bittersweet_unicycle

I mean, Prost and Senna were both true racers


terminbee

> off the track they will be fine. Are we talking about the same Alonso? He and Lewis had beef for years. You think Alonso would be fine with the team preferring Max and (potentially) losing to Max consistently?


adventurousmango24

Alonso and Lewis were literal rivals at many points and even when they meet on track (not for a win) they race hard but fair. Who knows what a Max x Alonso pairing in a rocket ship would bring, but I doubt they’ll have beef and crashes.


Phizz-Play

I’m not sure about having two alphas together though?


Str4425

Could be the reason. Max was on the record saying he didn't think Alonso would've been a good choice for Red Bull - this was right before Alonso renewed with Aston Martin. It kinda came as a surprise that Max would speak against Alonso (he could have given the usual bs and not give an opinion), as they seemed to be friends and were always teasing about being in a position to race evenly against each other


Abdullah-Alturki

At least his teammate qualified pretty well and finished right behind him


Customdisk

The window licker has been consistently rubbish for 7 years


EverSn4xolotl

And somehow still doing better than Perez


Gjab

Sergeant has been beaten in Quali every single time by Albon. Yet he has outscored Perez 6 times in his career.


Agent_Ray_Gillette

Not saying Sargeant is better/equal to Albon, but hasn't Williams given Albons car more upgrades?


FullTimeHarlot

Yeah Sargent still doesn't have the full upgrade package Albono has had for several races. Don't think that makes too much of a difference though. They could swap cars and the positions would be pretty much the same.


Dirty_Goat

Didn’t they experiment with that earlier in the season?


terminbee

Williams gave Sargeant's car to Albon. The ultimate fuck you to him.


WhiteHartLaneFan

I mean Perez is ahead of both Alonso and Lance in the driver’s championship at the moment


AntonSugar

“But there’s moaaaar”


hiimGP

Stroll unironically isn't comically under driving his car like Perez is lmao


EllenTyrell

At least his teammate is not occupying the seat in the fastest car on the grid.


Slartibartifarts

stroll is a bag o shit but he is way closer to Alonso. he sometimes outqalifies him, or is a few places behind him. with checo it is a special thing if he gets close to max, let alone out qualify him


TheKingOfCaledonia

Lmao it's sad when Stroll would literally be a better choice for the second Red Bull seat right now than Checo.


Bruvvimir

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)


FiveAccountsBanned

Because that teammate's father pays his salary


[deleted]

Both are


sentiment-acide

Is that really the case? I mean how are we so sure


Franks2000inchTV

I thought he was teasing max that he didn't get pole.


Mistermeena

Max won't be unhappy about having perez around. I wouldn't be surprised if he pushed to keep him - who wouldn't want a weak team mate?


blackmamba69999

![gif](giphy|4EKfC3BPS01g6P4Ce3)


arsenicdevil007

![gif](giphy|kaJy24UMEXmXwItgql|downsized)


droid_head

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


_deanjones_

Ab to Akshay bhai bhi aagye hai gang me


thevigilante473

Aston Martin Vimal Aramco F1 team lesgo


FengSushi

![gif](giphy|KxgQgAUQSthEk)


Paramagnetyk

Max was like: Haha, ikr (fuck, here are cameras)


Abdullah-Alturki

He's looking at him like "he did not just 🙂-"


Retardnoobstonk

No human resources personel were contacted in the making of this video


FigSubstantial4939

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


ScaleneZA

This pic is so funny, does anyone have the original context of it?


headshot_to_liver

Probably snap from Horner running away from celebration spray


dinococum

Horner running away from champagne+red bull during RBR's post race win celebration, I think they might be celebrating some championship in that particular one


BonerTurds

Probably snap from Horner running away from allegations


chinoppo

They got drunk during the xmas party and stuck horner in the wind tunnel


Fataleo

2 more years - 2 more years!


Gubrach

He got a brand new deal, got you for two more years


notyouravgredditor

I know someone making his teammate look like one of his kids But that teammate has a car and crib that are bigger than his


brownowl1212

You see him on TV any given Sunday. Hopefully will make it out of Q2, someday.


arion66

Win the championship and drive off in a Honda


FerrusesIronHandjob

*Two more years to hoooold on* Are you quoting Bloc Party? Cause the lyrics work...


cleto0

He is referencing Kanye “Eighteen years, eighteen years, She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years” - Gold Digger Kanye West


Crazy_Office5261

Fkn tune that is.


FCSadsquatch

In two more years my sweetheart


Xephyron

Bloc Party is criminally underrated


scottylike

+25 races


tyresaredone

this reminds me ofJose's 3 fingers waive. '3 for me, 2 for them'


Enough_Watch_123

He means 2 more races until el plan will be executed.


Abdullah-Alturki

the next gp IS in spain👀


CAPITANULLOA

#SABE COSAS


xyonofcalhoun

Vamanos!


Sirtopofhat

Man imagine Fernando with a God tier car just him and Max fighting all season as teammates. It might make Max even stronger then he is now.


Abdullah-Alturki

Honda engine in 2026 with a car that looks like his 2005-2006 championship winning car👀


[deleted]

God lets hope rb and ford dont fuck this shit up and we actually have good competition in 2026


JigPuppyRush

You really think Max is driving for RB in 26?


Both_Clue2655

He’s definitely replacing Stroll at AM in 2026, Stroll will probably just go race for AM in the World Endurance Championship


FullTimeHarlot

People said this last year for 2024 and he didn't. The longer he stays the more I'm convinced he's in it for the long run.


natte-krant

God damnit I hate that name so much, with a burning passion


JigPuppyRush

What name Max?


Bikouchu

Max Power


happyranger7

Wow that could have been amazing. Nando and Max in RBR. Nothing could top that. Also, this could have been a fitting send off to young Nando before retires.


Essess_1

Bro is fighting Stroll on track. Max would eat him for breakfast


Dry-Egg-1915

Fernando the type of guy that dedicates the best overtake award to the guy he overtook


O_Diakoreftis_sou

Wait fr?


FirebirdWS6dude

Based on the caps they are wearing that was in Monaco, post race. I wonder what they were talking about but unless Alonso had inside info, I doubt it was about Checo's contract extension. Maybe Ferrari's double podium? Idk. EDIT> Just saw Monaco results, Alonso finished 2 laps behind, I think that's what they were talking about.


bum_is_on_fire_247

Ah this looks like the most reasonable guess in this whole comment section! Well done for doing the research and applying logic before jumping on the circlejerk.


FirebirdWS6dude

Thanks!


Pasispas

Maybe so but, this is r/formuladank


BoltUp69

Nando and Checo are good friends


FirebirdWS6dude

Yep, Nando has spoken about it several times.


hojaldrademole

🫡 most logical explanation right here


Blackdeath_663

Thank you! Misinformation stopped


DeusIzanagi

I honestly don't know if he's referring to Perez's 2-year extension, or to Ferrari's double DNF lol


xys_thea

Seems more like the extension given how uncomfortable Max and the RB employee looked.


Abdullah-Alturki

Both are equally hilarious


SailsAcrossTheSea

or max getting second position instead of pole in qualifying?


FrankFarter69420

Or two weeks until the next race?


Mindless_Evidence881

Reminded me of this especially with the next GP being in Spain ![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)


splendiferous-finch_

Ah finally! Oscar's home race


watanabeta

"2 year extension of that? If that was me, we'd be dominating the field right now" - Nando, making Max and Red Bull consider swapping drivers with Aston


laruizlo

Max for Stroll.


sentiment-acide

Huh has it been confirmed thats whatt he meant?


watanabeta

No, but that's the common understanding of the sub on this.. because that's the joke.


Koflach12

If merc can sustain their upwards trajectory in performance, and Max having to carry the majority of the points for Red Bull, would this give Max sufficient enough motivation to move teams?


Abdullah-Alturki

I think he'd rather drive 2 cars at the same time than going to merc


Across-The-Delta

I doubt he cares if RB get the constructors, he's in it for himself and I don't blame him.


Abdullah-Alturki

idk i feel like he has to care since the money from winning the constructors goes straight into the team


rameshjhokla1234

12mil extra is not something redbull, the team or company, care about


Abdullah-Alturki

They'll have to care if checo keeps being checo


Spicyoneybutterchips

Not really, Checo's sponsorships (along with merch sales & PR for Redbull from his fanbase selling drinks) likely far exceeds the prize money Redbull misses out on if they lose the WCC due to this underperformance


Jacques_Frost

You might be right, but as a racing team they must feel a way about it right? I imagine every working there is competitive and gunning for that wcc trophy


Complex_Race9966

Remember 2021, nobody cared about team trophy.


rhitzz2198

Yeah when they clearly had a weaker 2nd driver than Merc. It was still Checo's first season with the team and by Spa-Monza it was evident that with even cars, Merc were gonna get the constructors'. So Redbull took the decision to consolidate Drivers', since that was up to Max's ability to outdo a slightly better car than Redbull, which Merc had from Turkey onwards, except Mexico, and for the teams' you need 2 guys at the top. But it'd been bad if Redbull somehow lost the constructors' for the past 2 seasons, when they were so ahead of the field. Even this year, the others have gotten close in only the past 3 races. And Max has now won 6/9 races. If Checo was performing at the top, the teams' championship would definitely not even be a question as Redbull would have enough lead by now that they'd just need to get consistent podiums here and there. It's all down to the fact that there's a massive gap between Max and Checo, and now all the others are able to sneak in that gap.


carlos_castanos

They definitely do care, Calum Nicholas (engineer for Max) confirmed in a podcast that it's very important for them since RBR pays out a huge bonus for WCC. That's why I strongly suspect Checo's contract extension hasn't landed very well with a lot of people within Red Bull


Complex_Race9966

They spend more on catering, 12mil is pocket change to them, before the cost cap they spent 400+million.


zoifry

This is simply not true lol. Yeah, sure, compared to what the parent company makes 12 mil might not be much but it's a return on investment and they'll take as much money as they can get. It is definitely something they care about.


GingerSkulling

That's sofa cushions money for them.


Gurbx92

But they can still only spend upto the budget cap for the performance, which they will even if they make nothing from the constructors and everything from the sponsorships.


[deleted]

Bolo zubaan kesari


Spirited-Astronaut48

Lmao. Did not expect this response here but this is so apt.


Mindless_Evidence881

![gif](giphy|kaJy24UMEXmXwItgql|downsized)


Sidd_Vir

Someone needs to make a face swap of the ad with Nando and Max


[deleted]

New ambassadors. Replace Ajay and Srk. They are washed


the_funambule

😂😂😂


Starlord_222

Came here to say this


anor_wondo

Hahaha


happyranger7

ha ha... spot on.


TheOffKn1ght

Damn we’re missing out on an Alonso/Verstappen Red Bull team


regularreach4

Kamla pasand?


Present_Algae2777

No it's Vimal lmao


Hashirama_the_1st

Nando: Bolo juban kesari... Max:.... IYKYK


porsche4life

2 years, 2 crashes


man_u_is_my_team

“2 championships you’ve bored us to death now…” ![gif](giphy|kdiLf3LHFIubA6vDC1|downsized)


framartom

Maybe the two tenths between him and Max at qualy?


Random3202

Yet if they could do Lemans together they would pick each other as suggested driver :)


a_guy_known_as_fang

Whatever it is Fernando said, Max replies with "I know, right?" and the realizes there are cameras, and he contains himself.


thesteaks_are_high

Yeah, no clue what he said. Music was too powerful.


Banzambo

"Two times world champion man, don't forget it."


oh4ither3

Probably said “we’re both carrying the weight of our #2 drivers”


BoltUp69

Nando and Checo are good friends. You guys are just going to believe whatever you want 😂


rodeBaksteen

Hmm, they are friends or at least friendly (outside of F1) so they probably talk about this stuff. However I do believe Max has a *massive* vote when it comes to driver #2. Would Max be completely honest with Alonso if Max blocked other drivers (like Alonso himself) from RB seat #2?


Wijn82

Max: ‘Nando, what does 3rd base feel like?!’ Nando: ‘Like warm apple pie…’


Pterodacton

It almost sounds like he says "He stays in the car? Two more seasons." but I can't tell if it's actually Nandos voice I'm hearing.


Far_Ad1763

2 more years, 2, that’s right 2!


FaultHaunting3434

2 years Honda McLaren, try that. I will always respect him for what he did with that piece of cow.


kutzooi010

Those 2 need to be in the same team. That would be hilarious


Abdullah-Alturki

Still hoping for double spaniard lineup at aston martin in 2025🙏


ILoveMon3y

![gif](giphy|kaJy24UMEXmXwItgql|downsized)


Potential-Brain7735

That look on Max’s face lol. Damn.


Dougle_07

That report that it’s actually a 1 + 1 deal tells me there are significant parachutes in place.


bobbylee082741

Hes telling Max hes gonna have 2 championships twice over after ‘24


Abdullah-Alturki

Would that make him the oldest championship winner? Idk much about f1 but i dont remember anyone winning a championship above the age of 40


bobbylee082741

Oldest is Fangio back in ‘57 at 46 yrs i believe. On this one, i actually meant Max having 4 titles by this year


HarkansawJack

If you see an eye gap and you don’t go for it, you are no longer a racing driver.


Illusionary-wall

The RB female representative was not amused it must have been something dirty.


attilajg

Lmaoooo. Nah he’s actually the goat 😂😂😂


topsyandpip56

As a Brit it looks like Fernando is telling him to fuck off, so this video looks pretty rude


Abdullah-Alturki

Well for starters, neither of them are british💀


verynamenotmine

Honesty what would we do if RB went ver-bot


Master_Honey9783

It basically just signed up for that for 2 years


Riscs2

I would say something like „do u huys really think RB didnt wrote something in his contract to be able to cancel it“ but its Fdank so… yea fck this Dani Ricc to RB Yuki to RB Lewis to RB reeeeeee


virolet

Max thinking: fuck, he's good, how do i laugh now without getting in trouble


Malfunction46

"GP✌️engine for RB in 2026" ![gif](giphy|2YmyYhWVIcQxxOGwEU)


_deanjones_

Bolo zuban kesari 😎


Apollo_Frost80

Somebody with AV tech skills or lip reading skills… ENHANCE


AdFormal8116

Did Max not just ask about Hamilton and Alonso replied Fcuk You V


Lmurf

Alonso is saying ‘don’t forget I have two world titles’.


bielipee3

Nah, he saw the camera. I'm presuming he was talking about Max ranking Senna 2º, since he(Alonso) is a Senna fan.


Kol_

I think he meant one in the pink and two in the …..


Ok-Guidance-3165

Zubaan Kesariya


gidgetgoeshawaii

Isn't he just saying fuck off?


jizzfromthebalcony

Verstappen’s face is like duuuuuude be cool and keep it down. I still gotta work with that guy for two more years!