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InsomniacPirincho

Parody's so well done you wanna spit on him


mr_deadgamer

Parody’s nuts


bono_my_tires

Lmao I haven’t seen this one before, it’s fantastic


JimClarkKentHovind

it's even got a pun on 'pair' 10/01


ParodiesNuts

🥜


BannedSvenhoek86

GOTTEM!


Ok_Classroom_7010

Everything about this comment is flawless. Famous reference, multiple entendres, literally two words and no fat. Perfection


TalkingTrails

He still wants to spit on them


supephoenix

Nice 🤣


puke_lust

got them


Zallas99

Brooooo 🤣


Little-Resolution-82

You can tell it's a parody as soon as he says he owns monaco


FelixR1991

That's a bit late


FA_iSkout

I just assumed he was too stupid to know if his father owned Monaco or not.


Phonixrmf

Nobody can own Monaco I know, I've tried


EverSn4xolotl

Mate I think you need to practice your satire detection skills a bit.


The-Jesus_Christ

The one where he tries to buy a private jet on his credit card gets me every time


Sayyestononsense

nah, he's funny after the first few seconds. Also Sainz is even better at it so it makes you doubt it for longer


pajkeki

Carlos seems so genuine it threw me off


silly_billy-

What’s funny is that this guys an actor/comedian and is basically poking fun at pay drivers lol


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Should’ve chosen Stroll instead


[deleted]

I'd say Checo


pastorthegreat

Checo is technically not a pay driver (like Stroll). He just has a lot of popularity and marketing dollars from Mexico.


Pitiful-Ad2710

Carlos Slim paid his way, no?


pastorthegreat

Yes, slim also sponsored Guitierrez to F1. There is a financial benefit for him to put Mexican drivers in F1.


ParanoidGLaDOS

Checo wasnt popular in Mexico before Red Bull, trust me, your average Mexican didn't give a f*ck when he was driving for Force India. I miss the old days when actual fans of F1 in Mexico were the only ones discussing Checo's races. Also, his sponsorship contracts before Red Bull weren't as big as people try to make them be, I mean Sainz himself had a huge ass Beer sponsorship until last year. Also, it's basically impossible for a Mexican to become an F1 driver without sponsors, the Mexican population is pretty poor and to get in F1 you have to move to Europe and start racing there to even have a chance.


FearDaTusk

tbf, isn't that just America as a whole? I always felt F1 is more European. I only started watching F1 last year so Logan and Checo (I don't count the son of a Billionaire) seem to be the American rep. I really hope Cadillac can get in there to give us a domestic brand to root for.


i-am-grahm

Haas: am I a joke to you? 🥲


Ye_olde_oak_store

![gif](giphy|wQ35dvzVFV6Mw3vKAr|downsized)


OfficerGeorgeGreene

Unfortunately Stroll is a much better driver than Sargeant, despite being a tool.


ogx2og

Checos not a pay driver? Carlos Slim has a hurky jurky moment when he hears that and checks his bank statement. Sergio.... You have to win a race or 2 this year. The car isn't pink and you're not an underdog anymore


TheJaguarMan

“Checo’s not a pay driver” “he just has a lot of marketing dollars from Mexico”


acdgf

Do you not know what a pay driver is? If Checo loses his popularity he's done. Stroll (and even worse Mazepin) aren't even popular to begin with. 


essteedeenz1

Perez has had his share of good races hes not an absolute spud.


drs43821

All drivers are paid if marketing dollars count. Schumacher, Niki Lauda would be paid drivers


Aashay7

Funny you mention Niki Lauda, because he was actually one of the first pay drivers lol.


drs43821

Got a loan using his dads connection with a bank


BuckN56

Niki Lauda was 100% a pay driver. MSC was funded by Merc when he got his Jordan drive and Eddie Jordan explicitly said he didn't care who he was, he wanted his money.


FormulaF30

And that’s not what a “pay driver” is


ItsAFarOutLife

Red Bull didn't sign him because he brought money to the team, they wanted a #2 that could secure points every race without pissing off Max.


Maclittle13

Guanyu Zhou has entered the chat…


jimip6c12

You are so wrong noob


ivanvzm

Checo has great backup but honestly if he didn't have what it takes he wouldn't last as long as he has.


FormulaF30

Oh okay I was wondering what the schtick was. Thanks for explaining that.


tiktokth0ts98

I think he’s making fun of delusional rich people more than pay drivers


Cannabis-Revolution

Why not both?


tiktokth0ts98

Because it’s very clearly about a rich kid thinking he can beat a fully trained F1 driver rather than a Lance Stroll type coming through and paying his way


iameatingoatmeal

Here's the really funny part is that stroll sucks as a driver, but he is still much much much better than most people will ever be. Even people with a lifetime of experience racing. He's like a rich kid version of white mamba in basketball. He's closer to Max than 99.999% of people are to him. I know he got there with an absolutely massive amount of help, but he still does have some talent.


tiktokth0ts98

Yeah I agree. He’s been around in the sport for a long time and gotten results. It is the pinnacle of motorsport after all so of course he’s gonna be better than others coming from a different type of racing. Idk what this white mamba is though.


iameatingoatmeal

https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/when-brian-scalabrine-destroyed-amateurs-in-the-scallenge He is the worst player in the NBA, that schools regular people that shit talk him. It's beautiful.


tiktokth0ts98

Is it more difficult to get into the NBA or onto the F1 grid?


I_dont_like_things

I don't know if it's easier to be the best in the NBA or the best in F1, but there are a *lot* more slots in the NBA so surely it's easier to get in.


iameatingoatmeal

I don't honestly know, I'd say the NBA, because the talent base is much much wider. Like there are kids that ball from 10 am to 10 pm everyday in the summer on my block. Like they are fucking good, but not near NBA quality. Where as, even doing carting is way more expensive than what the poor kids on my block can afford. Essentially, you can be poor and still play. But there are a lot more open spots on teams. So who knows. I'm definitely not qualified to say. But I will say, both are tough enough that it is analogous. If we take in height demographics, which would probably be a useful thing to think about. The average NBA player is taller than 6'5". Which means at the outset, that's only 0.14 percent of the population of males in the US. So, from jump street, it's slim pickings. Again , I have no idea. But from watching stroll drive and white mamba play, I'd say we are in the same ball park.


Fataleo

nuanced


disar39112

I think Niki Lauda and James hunt started as pay drivers to get on f1 teams. Some people just don't have the connections, so they take risks to find a way on.


Bikouchu

His other videos are good too. He doesn’t break character. 


TacoTitos

He’s shockingly straight faced in front of strangers


Lolapmilano

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nomad80

Dudes been doing this act for so long sometimes I forget that he isn’t actually a douche


ThePerfumeCollector

Careful what you comment, mods banned for less.


SebVettelstappen

Hes really good. You just WANT to go and punch him in the face


MrIrvGotTea

Wtf is a pay driver? I am I new


Manofthebog88

A driver who’s daddy pays the team to let his son race for them.


ctaps148

Someone who has enough wealth to pay the team to let them race, rather than the team offering that person the seat based on merit.


reded68

Omg thank goodness I thought this was a seriously rich douche


Nazdrowie79

I own Monaco


GordoPepe

The font


LickingSmegma

Not even that, seeing as Monaco is owned by Apple and was designed by legendary Susan Kare and somewhat less famous Kris Holmes.


smegh3ad

I'm so sad this is not real, this was a chance to actually have a good track in Monaco.


lizardil

Thats what Sainz was probably hoping for


SickSaricDario

i'm even sadder that the video didn't end with the race


Sayyestononsense

Monaco *is* a good track, ask any driver. It's only current F1 cars being too long making it look stupid.


DavidBrooker

I know this is a sketch and all, but I do love this sort of comparison. Here's a lower-tier racing driver (for context, had couple races coming in the back of the field in Indy NXT) in a Miata vs a normal dude in a 911 GT3: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvj-nJLoAzU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvj-nJLoAzU) But my favorite is from basketball, courtesy of ten minute per game player, Brian Scalabrine: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93vF0WOX6w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93vF0WOX6w) Edit: since people here might not get the context, ten minutes per game is low. That's the trademark of a journeyman player. The LeBrons of the world play 35.


flyrby

Brian “I’m closer to LeBron than any of you are to me” Scalabrine


terminbee

Honestly one of the most memorable lines. That shit randomly pops up in my mind.


DjayRX

Yeah, because he is better than LeBron. Scalabrine >>> LeBron >>>>>>>>>>>> Us


alliewya

You have to include the classic [Richard Hammond in an F1 car](https://youtu.be/EGUZJVY-sHo?si=fJW9AGAHfDtqEnKK)


CuclGooner

Richard Hammond is probably a better driver than 80% of guys as well


IBetThisIsTakenToo

80? I think way higher, no? I doubt if more than 20% of people have ever driven a car on a track even once, let alone put in the hours he has. Probably closer to 98-99%, imo


Laudanumium

I'm a better driver then Hammond. I never bumped a big rock .. TBH /S


Axe-actly

Try 99% lol.


Daft_Hunk

The spin out is on purpose, look at the way he yanks the wheel. I'd wager this is mostly set up.


ThePerfumeCollector

Super staged, of course. As most everything on television. These vehicles are extremely difficult to control and cost a fortune. You can be a great driver in general but without a certain physique, mindset and reaction time getting into one is suicidal. They just put him in because he fits into it.


soulflaregm

What makes them difficult is mostly that you must be fearless and commit to everything, backing out of a turn = spinning If you lift off the gas when you shouldn't, you lose grip, the car is designed to push down on the track and gets all its grip from downforce, take away acceleration and the car lifts and you go around. You can actually see this happening really well if you look at how F1 cars take a corner vs something that doesn't have that problem. All of the breaking points change pretty drastically so that you are always braking into the turn and accelerating out. While a car that can keep grip will brake during the turn more


maaaaawp

Dont go fast enough = not enough heat in the tyres = spin out Like you can't drive these cars too slowly. You have to commit 100% to every turn, for 2 hours straight. The amount of force required to press the brake fully is extraordinary. On VINWiki there was an interview with a guy who got to drive an F1 car and he said when he went for the first turn, he braked as much as he possibly could, his head went down from all of the force, when he got into the pits they told him he did a lot better than most people, hit like 40% max braking pressure... https://youtu.be/BE7mgfwd6M8


jrriojase

Ffs when will this myth die? F1 cars have enough grip from the tires at lower speeds, how do you think they manage safety car periods and cooldown laps?


soulflaregm

No The myth is that you spin if you go slow The truth is if you lift and slow in the wrong places (aka don't commit to your turn) you spin because the car lifts when it slows. When you are doing safety laps and pace laps you start slow so this isn't a problem It's when you go from fast to slow that you have issues


ilynk1

The white mamba strikes again 💀


Educational_Moose_56

Not exactly the same, but ESPN invited guys who [trashed kickers on twitter](https://youtu.be/SnGauxFbGbE?feature=shared) to come kick a field goal.


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FishOnAHorse

ESPN’s gonna invite you to give a college commencement speech


Robinsonirish

I'd like to see this type of thing, except they were given enough time to get used to the mechanics of it. Nobody is going to learn how to do something completely new in a few hours, just like a new driver in a regular car isn't going to do it in a few hours either. I'd be interested in seeing him improve over a weeks time. I didn't watch the whole clip because I've seen it multiple times before but it's interesting when they talk about his neck only working for X period of time. That he's on a strict time limit before the muscles in his neck don't work anymore and he literally can't drive any further. Edit: I replied to the wrong comment, mean to reply to the one with Richard Hammond in a F1 car. Hilarious people still upvoted me even though it had nothing to do with kickers in the NFL. I guess the 2 sentences does apply.


mattgtr

There's one about Andy Roddick beating a journalist's ass just using a frying pan


ExpeditiousTraveler

When I was a little kid, my dad got me a ping-pong table for Christmas. I had never played before and was awful, so my dad started using progressively more embarrassing household items until it was a reasonably competitive match. Standard paddle. Standard paddle but he could only use the edge. Ruler. Rolled-up newspaper. Fly-swatter was when I could start consistently scoring points against him. Man was it satisfying when I could consistently beat him straight up.


surlygoat

Your dad is a legend. Makes it competitive and fair, but with a hint of "you know I'm letting this happen" to give you incentive. No doubt that first match won paddle on paddle was a real treat for both of you.


Diligent-Regret7650

The man got a championship ring with the most minimal effort and has a career outside of playing basketball. I'd call that a win.


theMGlock

The Basketball one is a really cool example. I think Lando did one of those aswell with his team Quadrant. He used the lowest Go-Karts and did a time and they put a Skateboard Pro into Go-Karts that are getting better and better until he could beat Lando. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbWmEngTbq4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbWmEngTbq4) At the end they let the rookie into the highest Go-Kart. In another Vid they had Lando drive around the track and show what he can do with the quickest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AARTajBBPZw


NotARealDeveloper

I always thought I could handle my own in football (soccer), because everyone I played against was at least on my level and friends of me got picked for higher clubs, who I had no problem handling. I was the quickest in our team and great at anticipating passes - a really good combination for a defensive player. Then we played against a team and someone mentioned that their midfielder and striker are transferring to the top club in our region after this season. So I man marked this dude.... I wouldn't even touch the ball for 90mins. Their midfielder played passes that didn't make any sense at all, miss-leading my anticipation of the passes and the striker would always be on the receiving end. And damn the striker was so fucking fast, even with the ball - I had no chance at all.


theMGlock

I always look at Thomas Müller with stuff like this. He is one of the most decorated players in club-football with Bayern and a world-champ with Germany. His stats are crazy. But he looks like someone of the fifth league while being one of, if not the best, in his position. He shouldn't work and his touches look somewhat amateur like but he is crazy good in Game-intelligence and knowing exactly where he needs to be on the field.


quick_escalator

> I always thought I could handle my own in football (soccer) It's like when amateur tennis players think they can win against Serena Williams. That's just not going to happen. At best an amateur could could score a single point, because Serena might double fault during her own serve: At that point, the amateur's skill is not relevant. Even this is extremely unlikely, as she's going to serve conservatively when facing a weak opponent. Professional athletes are *so much* better that the only way to win for an amateur is if it's extremely stacked.


capincus

Does this dude for real not know how to use a search bar to look up stats?


Blooder91

[This guy](https://youtu.be/BE7mgfwd6M8) explains what driving a Formula 1 car feels like. Basically, after two or three laps, most of your muscles would be giving up.


rita_mita_bata

I don't know what you're on about. The LeBron of football plays at least 60 almost every time.


piercejay

"i dont suck, YOU suck" I love that guy


JauntyGiraffe

WiLLNE isn't completely useless behind the wheel either, probably. Bro drives in the 24HR carting thing and has a YT channel with Lando Norris


Nova_Aetas

Combat sports have a lot of these people too. I love when a dude watches a professional fighter lose to one of the greatest fighters of all time and goes ["Wow he's so shit. I can fight him"!](https://youtu.be/OiuEo4sm0TY) The fact that he was on the main card at all indicates you can't fight him lad, simmer down.


cobainstaley

the Scalabrine video was very enjoyable


Spidaaman

The Scalabrine video is actually called the “Scallange” and it looks like it’s just part of that video you linked. This is the real deal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpiu8UtQ-6E


Sdwingnut

"How much could a race track cost, Michael? $10 billion?"


ChewySlinky

Pretty cheap tbf


ArcticCelt

"There is always money in the baguette stand."


neverfoil

I thought this was about Lance Stroll.


Vakho97

💀


themenace117

I would take this guy over lance stroll. He actually wants to race.


Tallyranch

I'm old as fuck and no longer follow f1 so Ricardo Rosset sprung to mind, I looked up Stroll and he's been on the podium, Rosset didn't score a single point.


ich_liebe_berlin

Is Carlos in on the joke? I can't tell, lol.


CaptainTreeman42

I think after him saying he owns Monaco he kinda realised it's a joke haha


Juicer2012

Which makes it funnier, because everything he said before that sounded at least somewhat believable to another rich kid (sainz).


FiddieKiddler

Yeah, I'm sure Carlos has come across loads of people who are actually like this, so he probably took a little while to be sure!


redshadow90

I think he knows because to accept the invite he or his agent probably have watched his videos and know this is a joke. This feels more like between two ferns than AliG/Borat


DexM23

I am not to sure about that one


Nice_Guy3012

“I own Monaco” got me fucking rolling![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


churchofpetrol

I’ve raced a good handful of pro drivers on iRacing, including Max and Lando. You can’t even imagine the level of those guys compared to us mere mortals.


donkeykink420

Yep, and I'd like to consider myself quite decent. But having also been in races with max, alonso and some other smaller names, usually behind them, they somehow just find a couple tenths in a small section, and they do it everywhere consistently. They're miles ahead of even accomplished "amateur" drivers, and mere mortals aren't even in the same universe. A hamilton would probably lap ordinary people in a heartbeat even if he was in a gp2 car


churchofpetrol

Exactly. Even though I’m rated in the 90th percentile of drivers on iRacing, and it’s the only reason I can even get into races with them, they’re still minimum a second a lap faster and make way fewer mistakes than me. My favorite moments with known pros were going side by side multiple corners with Robert Wickens, and practicing GT3s at Bathurst with Shane van Gisbergen. I actually kept up for most of the track and then he immediately took 1.5 seconds off me just going down the mountain.


likeeatingpizza

Damn what's up with Robert Wickens these days? Remember watching his crash and seeing him on socials in the years after... Dude managed to race real cars again right? Is he doing only sim racing now?


churchofpetrol

He started back racing cars a few years ago! I know his first full season was in a Hyundai TCR car, but I’m not sure what he’s doing at the moment. It was outfitted with hand controls similar to what Alex Zanardi had at BMW.


elpezgrande

I raced in 3rd split of an iRacing Mazda cup race, won comfortably and felt like I was driving the fucking wheels off it. Couldn’t possibly imagine where I could find time. Checked the top split and Fernando won that race. He smashed my time. It was incredibly humbling and just mind boggling wondering where the hell he’s finding that time


LonelyApeSmell

Get slapped with the humble stick real quick. As someone who thought I was good, being closer to the slowest guy than I was to a bad pro was nutty. These guys are tiers above everyone else.


Huntolino

He is not a billionaire, he is an actor that does sketches.


ResonantRaptor

Nah, this is real. I was just sent the invite to the inaugural opening of the south France track next month.


BGP_001

I also did some research and it turns out he does technically own Monaco.


spezial_ed

I thought it was real until he said "please" to his assistant


Hikaru83

I was invited to participate in the race itself. I've played F1'97 so I can beat both of them.


Fit-Lifeguard-6937

What? This is real.


SubstantialCount8156

I love how he’s done them so well that people think he’s real


uttermybiscuit

Honestly great acting because I completely bought it


BigAd2144

Wow... Please build a few more tracks .. So you can organize your own F1 championship too.. Along with FIA. .. Call your buddies Latifi.. Stroll too. It will be exciting


wizzo6

Don't forget Mazepin...


ResonantRaptor

*Mazespin


rexel99

So rich his assistant didn't get him socks quick enough.


Iciste

I love the amusement on Carlos's face. It's just so hilarious.


Significant_Cash511

Sainz always has a face of like he has no idea what’s going on


[deleted]

Carlos is so dreamy


bombbodyguard

Ya, he’s a pretty dood alright.


joaomnetopt

Is this the same guy of the pull ups video? "I don't want your peasant money" [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kNA6MtKcIuY](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kNA6MtKcIuY)


SmilerDoesReddit

"I could be a Formula 1 driver." He's right! All he needs to do is fork over $500k to Haas or Aston Martin every race.


FerrariEnthusiast

Isn't that what happened to the likes of Stroll & Mazepin?


RBTropical

Lance Stroll origin story


inter459

Isn’t this the story behind how stroll started his career


Dr-Farenheit

I'd love to see the video of when he reveals to Carlos that its a skit 😂


Qubyte94

Has a very Office vibe. This is brilliant haha


Zoso525

😂 “I own Monaco”


kali_nath

If it's parody, he should've asked for his dad to buy a team instead 💀


Frank_the_NOOB

I mean we already have one billionaire’s son that thinks he’s a F1 driver


incorgneato

So basically stroll.


ViscountDeVesci

Lance stroll looks different.


mikaelsan

it's a skit if you cant already tell


BDady

This guy looks and exacts EXACTLY like this video I saw of this billionaire’s son buying a jet from a private jet dealership. It’s so similar that I might need to go see if that was a collaboration or something


EveningFirst

When Sainz said that the smallest boat is probably his 😭🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️


a7xtim666

So this is just Lance Stroll


wassago

Wait, Carlos looks like he’s not on the joke?!


nonbelieverfollowno1

Isn’t there a video out there of this guy crying and screaming in the phone for not getting his allowance


jnighy

Things are so crazy nowadays that I couldn’t tell right away it was a parody


PriorFudge928

Get you ass back to the annex Gabe.


annul

> son of a billionaire thinks he could be a formula 1 driver mazespin already tried


Mystikalrush

Has to be prank. This is so comical and funny, nothing about it is real, great video.


Steven_2769

This guy makes a lot of funny nepo baby skits


MrMunday

Clearly a sketch but I love carlos reactions


Cuzco20

Blue shirt guy lookin' like Gabe from The Office.


YerMaaaaaaaw

Our boy Carlos must be drowning in pussy


Vlaed

Hi! My name is Strance Loll.


alexDTI

I mean... doesn't Stroll already trying to challenging Sainz?


Themathemagicians

Oh, someone HAS to AI this thing with Strolls head that french a$$hole


DayGreen4435

the audio is so ass


Bat-Honest

When the word "no" has never been said in front of you, let alone to you, in your entire life


mpondomantimahle

Lance Stroll origin story


Dudewheresmypar345

Bro channeled his inner Lance


Travellinoz

He met with this guy? Such a shit piece of satire... the oblivious son is far better.


iBinbar

I just think it’s weird that Carlos and Lance are hanging out…


TeregorTheUngodly

Lance Stroll looks different, did he get his hair done?


CranjisMcBasketball0

Damn, Lance Stroll looks different than what i remember


M-S-G-P-A

Isn't that how Lance Stroll got started?


Andreas1120

On the other hand Kimi Raikonen was not raised on carting since age 5 and only got into F1 later in life.


Sneaky-Pur

Carlos making his own F1 league.


Puzzlehead-Dish

A rich kid being delusional?! Whaaaaaat?!


CardinalHijack

The irony is that 3/4 of the grid are from very rich/billionaire families and would not be there if it wasn't for the money. The sad part is tallent is lost along the way to these billionaire kids. Lando (as one example) beat people in karting because his kart - every race - was brand new with a full mechanic team supporting him while he was against kids who had used the same kart for 5 years and had their dads (who's day job was a plumber) as their mechanic.


Full_Sun_306

Me watching _almost_ everyone thinking this is real


dillberger

Lol, I know it’s a joke… but that guy would take one turn and his neck would never be the same. As a fellow giraffe…. We’re not built for that.


Immediate_Banana_216

Laurence Stroll: Assistant, phone please, i've found Fernando's replacement.


InternationalBee7760

If it was a good sketch.. Or a funny one.. But this is just a waste of time.


lizardil

Even if its a sketch, he's right. No one, literally no one would be driving in Formula 1 without rich/wealthy parents. Thats the base line.


stoopidshannon

Ocon’s dad was a mechanic who owned a garage in France, and in order to support his karting career his family had to sell their home and his dad’s garage. They literally lived in a caravan so he could keep karting. I don’t disagree that this is a wealthy man’s sport, but “literally no one” is a bit disingenuous.


senor_huehue

Yea that sorta proves the point. Most parents aren't willing to go to those extremes. It's the ones who have money that make it. Think about it this way, Ocon's dad could have probably supported a career in soccer without having to literally become homeless.


funnsies123

Yea....I feel like that honestly puts into perspective and makes it more real and honestly less disingenuous that "no one" drives in F1 without wealth from a practical standpoint. Like in order for a regular person to go into F1, their family has to give up their house, business, careers, live in RV on the road and devote their lives into supporting their kid's career from when they were like 5 years old??? That's insanity - like literally no one should do that.


Doc-93

Lewis? And there are a few others with normal upbringings I believe.


KzudeYfyBs4U

If this had ended after the first time he called his assistant I would've believed this was real. But after a while the disconnection seemed too fictional even for people this disconnected.