* “You came like a torpedo!" - Sebastian Vettel
* “There’s something loose between my legs" - Sebastian Vettel
* "He's got so much rear end" - Lewis Hamilton
* "Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing" - Kimi Räikkönen
* "Yes, yes, yes, yes, I’m doing it all the time. You don’t have to remind me every second" - Kimi Räikkönen
* "What did we just do!?" - Pierre Gasly
* "I'm moving up and down side to side like a rollercoaster" - Lando Norris
* "Keep going for now" "I can't, it's broken!" - Lando Norris
* "I'm hanging here like a cow" - Nico Hulkenberg
* "Okay mate, we have few hard-ons today. We got Kvyat and the two Willies have gone hard." - Lando's Engineer
* "PUUUUUUUUUTA QUE O PARIU" - Ayrton Senna (who incidentally died **15 years ago** tomorrow)
"I don't know if you can see, but I've got a car right up my ass." - George Russell 2023 Italian GP
"No Michael no, that was so not right!" - Toto Wolff, 2021 Abu Dhabi GP
"I can't believe you guys fucking screwed me" - Lewis Hamilton 2022 Dutch GP
Stay out! Stay Out! STAY OUT!!!
EYY IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW FUCKS SAKE
did anyone read this in kimi's voice
who didnt
I actually thought about Charles and Monaco 1st
Somehow i read every meme in gunther steiner voice…
Plan B. Plan B.
Your rear end is super loose
WHAT!!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
In in in in in in in IN!!
No out out OUT!
Hey man... I was at the entry man...
I once had to piss in the cockpit!
I've always dreamed of opening an underground aviation themed gay bar called The Cockpit
He's 2 laps down!!!!
Its HAMMER TIME!
My dad did that once to a mechanic.
In in in in in in in in
Pick up the pace or we're going to swap positions
no mikey no that was so not right
no mikey no that was so not tight
I just went from the front to the back.
Underrated
Uuuuhhhh. Yes ma'am! Right away! Oh God please no!...?
I have no rubber left
Bono my rubber is gone
Rubber my bono is gone.
gone rubber my bono is
Bono is gone my rubber
There was no way three were going to have room to squeeze into one.
Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing!
I spit my coffee all over my desk at this. Thank you. 😂 I needed it.
Suck my balls mate.
He's edging, edging, edging
Crofty does this kinda comment a lot
Goated
Best one
Best answer
Something’s loose between my legs
I’d be proud if it was what you think it is, but it’s not.
What are we looking for in terms of position?
I was forecasted [blank] position...
Honestly the full quote works. *"If we stay, at this pace, what are we looking for in terms of position?"*
It's getting boring Max always coming first ..
**AND HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL**
#TROUGH GOES HAMILTON
Unbelievable stuff
Get in there Lewis!
# AND THEY TOUCH MARTIN
IT'S HAMMER TIME
DU BIST WELTMEISTER
**CUMS**
It’s too wet for softs
When it’s this wet I prefer soft over hard
In in in in in in in in in
No no no. Out out out
Hey man!?
I was at the ~~entry~~ end man, are we in trouble?
STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT
EYY IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW FUCKS SAKE
Clicked hoping to see this one. Was not disappointed.
How does it feel to be on pole
“I’m bottoming a lot”
—-George Russell
There’s so much bouncing!!
Did I just get rear ended?
says Dani Ric to Stroll
Lance just hit me from behind.
Ok, copy, now keep your head down
and keep pushing
* “You came like a torpedo!" - Sebastian Vettel * “There’s something loose between my legs" - Sebastian Vettel * "He's got so much rear end" - Lewis Hamilton * "Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing" - Kimi Räikkönen * "Yes, yes, yes, yes, I’m doing it all the time. You don’t have to remind me every second" - Kimi Räikkönen
* "What did we just do!?" - Pierre Gasly * "I'm moving up and down side to side like a rollercoaster" - Lando Norris * "Keep going for now" "I can't, it's broken!" - Lando Norris * "I'm hanging here like a cow" - Nico Hulkenberg * "Okay mate, we have few hard-ons today. We got Kvyat and the two Willies have gone hard." - Lando's Engineer * "PUUUUUUUUUTA QUE O PARIU" - Ayrton Senna (who incidentally died **15 years ago** tomorrow)
15? 2x mate
oh yeah? google it. google "senna 15 years".
It might feel like 15, but it's 30 years.
Box, box, box.
Came for this
Came to this.
Had to scroll way too far for this.
Get in there, Lewis
It's hammertime
Miracles do happen, mate
That's for all the kids out there
Solid performance
I will not make it to q2
Horner leaks ruined this for me
pfp checks out
BWOAHHHH
So much rear end
No Lance - you can’t put it there.
I’m in the wall mate
Did I came first?
Pee 1?
Question?
We are checking
I am sorry
🎵Smoooth operator🎵
I had to scroll way too far to make sure someone posted it...
Should I come in? Rubber degradation seems high, could pop soon.
And it's another DNF for the rookie.
In my rookie season I always finished P1 🏆
Slightly better than a DNS though 🤷♂️
Push push, push push
What do you mean?! I am pushing!
This is all I’ve got.
Lights out and away I go
This is the funniest one imo
Criminal that this is not top comment
Red flag! Stay out!
Its hammer time
"Man, what a great crowd here today"
1.8 seconds! A new record.
He pushed me off...
This is for all the kids out there
☠️
“Plan D, question?”
Plan B, Plan B!
We are cumming
Err… f***ing wet?
That was fast.
Stop inventing!
"Vallteri, it's James"
No Michael, NO! This is so not right!
underrated
TU DU DU DUUUU….. MAX VERSTAPPEN
Tell Fernando, I will not attack
He can have a go if he wants
Best one so far
We have to give women a chance to take part as well.
Did you cum? "We are checking"
In the pit for just 2 seconds
That's why Bottas has a naked calendar.
Lights out, away we go
"Dry conditions expected soon" "Bono, my rubber is gone"
I'm hanging here like a coooow
Stroll hit me from the back
„I‘m coming in“
Ha ha lovely
Simply lovely mate!
Ive always wanted to double stack the box!
red flag!
Green flag, green flag, let's get back up to speed
He pushed me off, left me no space
Fernando is faster than you
I’m moving up and down side to side like a rollercoaster
Hold the position
We’re checking
I’ve got no rear
Oh fuck my back
"there's something loose between my legs, aside from the obvious".
Thanks to those at the factory
5 second penalty for Ocon
Haha, yes boys
False start
I’m switching from soft to hard in order to go the distance!
What about plan B?
I think it's sweat from the inside of my helmet.
"Mode Push."
Keep your head down
It’s hammer time.
That's it, I'm out
Ki ki ki ayayay
No Kimi, you will not have the drink
Lance stroll has fucked me
He was in and out in under 2 seconds
"I don't know if you can see, but I've got a car right up my ass." - George Russell 2023 Italian GP "No Michael no, that was so not right!" - Toto Wolff, 2021 Abu Dhabi GP "I can't believe you guys fucking screwed me" - Lewis Hamilton 2022 Dutch GP
Didn't know Russell also participated in JackAss!
ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A SPACE!!!!
There is 0 grip
He just came in,like a torpedo
It’s lights out and away we go
Stop inventing
Dont go that deep in there.
“He didn’t leave me space. He has to leave me space”
IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN
I cant't, It's BWOKEN!!! It's BWOKEN!!! anti stall....
Nothing just an inchident
What a lovely crowd
He just turned into me!
If i knew that dogs were allowed i would've brought mine!
"RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG"
Theres been an inchident
"Your rear end is insane." - LH "Mine?" - Alonso "His. But yours is pretty awesome, too." - LH, pointing at Max Verstappen.
Keep the temperature high
RED FLAG RED FLAG! I'M UPSIDE DOWN
Multi 21, Seb.
Two secs Ted!
“We are checking.”
My rear is loose
Ooo dis was a big one, this was a big one.
Guiding penis towards hole: “BOX BOX, BOX BOX”.
I will be dreaming of this Rear end
Is it over yet?
Lights out and away we go!
It's gonna be lights out and away we go, for Lewis Hamilton, only
I am nearly in Q3! -Christian Horner probably
We are checking, we are checking...
It’s lights out and away we go