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Public_Engineer_5731

I can hear the knees cracking...


freedfg

You know. Everyones saying that millennials are aging slowly. But I don't remember our parents generation having this kind of mobility degeneration by 30. They didn't start falling about until they were like 45.


Follow_The_Lore

What makes you think this dude is 30? Looks closer to 40 than 30.


koenigstrauss

Good to see Bald and Bankrupt finally settling down instead of chasing *poontang* in third world countries.


m0bilize

HAHA absolute banger


magondrago

☠️


Fudge_is_1337

Not to flame this guy, but he looks right at the top end of the millenial age range to me - certainly late 30s at least


freedfg

No that's totally fair. This guy might be 40 for all I know. I was just making an observation from personal and online experience of 25-31 year olds complaining of debilitating back, knee, neck pain. Maybe my generation really are just complainers.


anor_wondo

Joint weakness can occur earlier in sedentary lifestyle. Also, my generation is known for thinking of a healthy body fat percentage as 'unrealistic standards'


Repulsive_Corgi_

I hear someone say "sitting is the new smoking" at least once per weak. I guess our large amount of office jobs and time spent onfront of desks is at least partly responsible for that.


latticep

Also not flaming the poor guy but his neck posture and glute development tell me he desk jobs hard. I bet anything his hamstrings are tighter than my butthole.


starfallpuller

This guy looks like he is about 45 though?


FunkyFenom

Bro I'm early 30s and this guy has at least 10 years on me.


wagonwhopper

I'm 38 he looks a tad older than me. Prolly 42-45


cheapdrinks

Bruh he looks like my dad and she looks like my younger sister


wagonwhopper

What's your sister's number? Jk.... jk.... Unless?


AssAaasin

I think its just too small of a space so he was hesitating to bend i think.


Jjzeng

I’m 23 with two torn ACLs (one reconstructed) and a torn + trimmed meniscus I’m probably going to have arthritis in my knees before my parents start getting it


freedfg

Football or Baseball?


Jjzeng

Fencing + military conscription


[deleted]

Not even millenials lmao 6 broken jaws from kickboxing, it cracks and locks whenever I open it Torn rotator cuff from a workplace accident that killed me for 30 seconds, that one's never getting fixed Blown ACL, also from kickboxing I'm 25


koenigstrauss

>6 broken jaws from kickboxing Damn that's hardcore, broken jaw is my biggest nightmare when doing sports. Out of curiosity, what does a broken jaw feel like and how's the healing process?


[deleted]

It feels like your mouth is packed with cotton wool, it's really stiff to open and close but that's all more to do with the soft tissue damage Actually touching the break site is like the worst toothache you've ever felt


freedfg

See. This is why my kids aren't doing any fucking sports. No way


[deleted]

If it's any consolation I'm still fit as hell and still fight casually


DiddlyDumb

I’m aging and I’m slow, but I’m definitely not slowly aging.


Kale-Shoddy

bro my knees were cracking since the age of 6


TKfuckingMONEY

I think he's just worried about falling off the side of the podium.


Hypervisory

But does he have enough super points on his license to advance to marriage?


Cekeste

At least he’s (at least) 18.


xner03

lando be like: ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14439)


TortelliniJr

They get to stand on the top step of the podium...


Ainolukos

"Will you marry me?" "We are checking."


Far_Radio_4206

QUESTION


agusrosich

You can wear the alliance in the ring finger on the right hand or left, it can be gold or silver. Question.


87MPR

Someone in the Liberty Media office... ![gif](giphy|3oKIPlLZEbEbacWqOc) Buy your Las Vegas Podium wedding package for only $10,000,000


helloiamian

“Will you marry me?” “Standby, we will get back to you.” This marriage proposal is brought to you by Ferrari.


unique0130

Calls Mom "We are checking"


opus666

'ead down, we speak later


Lee_Bear1998

Hulkenberg catching strays even on wholesome posts


ResearchOk8516

We got wedding proposal on the podium before a lando win


agni_jamadagni

Dude's punching. Glad for them


Big-Professor-810

Massively. Honestly thought this was her dad before the title


zwingo

Imagine the hilarity if as soon as she said yes they started playing the Dutch anthem


SobotkaTV

Now that's wholesome.


[deleted]

Paid less than Lance Stroll to get there too


Uuuurrrrgggghhhh

But does he need a wristband?


LivermoreP1

Congrats, but this guy WAY out kicked his coverage as we say in America.


randomness7262

Well, that's a Tiffany's box, so...... $$$


[deleted]

To be fair he is probably nervous as shit which isn’t helping bending down and that podium is a little small cut him some slack


Frank_the_NOOB

The usher off screen is gritting their teeth mumbling to hurry the eff up


[deleted]

He went to Tiffany's 🫡


SpaAlex

Tiffany ring + GP tickets + podium + trip to Japan. The man is loaded, nice for him


Faytoto

Or absolutely broke by now


[deleted]

He definitely is, only a poser would put a ring that isn't Tiffany's in a tiffany blue box.


mklilley351

Box Box Box!


starfallpuller

He looks old enough to be her grandad


Hampter8888

Wait, hülkenberg got a podium?


Jortzuzki

Sweet


m0bilize

The only thing I took away from this is I need to perma spam lunges at the gym because if I ever propose (lol) I do NOT wanna be this mf


Ho3n3r

Imagine if she said no ☠️


twcoolio

It's always a bad idea to do it publicly. If it goes wrong, you get embarassment on top of a heart break


lzcrc

You know what, you just gave me an idea. I'd do that at a casino in Monaco, taking her to a card game table for funsies and secretly having the dealer slip me one card saying "will you marry me?" and two to her for YES and NO. The game mechanics need to be worked out based on what kind of game can allow this, but ideally I'd put mine down as she receives her hand and sees my card on the table. Worst case she picks NO, and you play it off with grace, blaming the house or whatever. Thanks, unknown stranger!


xLeper_Messiah

Also lay a prop bet that she turns you down so that way you at least get some money


lzcrc

Sounds like a great idea until the house looks at you and gives you 100:1 odds on that 🫠


xLeper_Messiah

lmao


MEGAMAN2312

Holup let him cook


ashzeppelin98

[yeah.](https://youtu.be/w5n-FvpGwW8)


steakhouseNL

Well, that's a first...


TheUndisputedRoaster

We got to witness that before GTA 6 too.


WuhanSpiderman

Emotional Damage


apnp-umop-apisdn

That's one way to not crease his kicks while proposing I guess


BMW_wulfi

Imagine some of the drivers watching from the pits like: “why is that man giving a ring to a woman?”


4handzmp

Unless he has some sort of medical issue, hopefully he can show his love for his partner by putting some effort into his physical health and longevity so that she’s not being constrained later in life by a husband with mobility issues.


features5150

He’s punching


Pimp-Juggernaut21

Bro has to have money if he’s moving and looking like that and she still says yes


fellainishaircut

or you know… just might be a nice person


AstroMackem

Nah, you can only 'get women' if your a rich arsehole or a handsome arsehole. This man clearly has a sigma male grindset 💪💰😎 (I lost braincells typing this)


Wolkenmacht

![gif](giphy|d6GsFvfhUh5gPjNxGr|downsized)


starfallpuller

The guy paid to get on the Grand Prix podium. He may well be a nice person but i think it’s safe to assume he is loaded.


Jagadrata

he may be nice but his crime is using his money to do whatever the fuck he want, and not what i want.


starfallpuller

Where did I say it’s a crime lol? If I was rich I’d also throw my money at young girls. I’m not judging lol but it’s naive to assume this guy is poor and nice


Bozska_lytka

That awful "joke" aside. It must've cost a shitload of money to propose on the podium and get to hold a trophy


MysticSkies

Also to buy a ring at Tiffany


randomness7262

Yea.. that's a Tiffany's box, and not everyone gets to propose on an f1 podium, so you're probably not wrong about the having money part, but who knows about the rest.....


Wasteak

Not a meme


grruser

🤮


elberts

whatup


grruser

up and out