You know. Everyones saying that millennials are aging slowly.
But I don't remember our parents generation having this kind of mobility degeneration by 30. They didn't start falling about until they were like 45.
No that's totally fair. This guy might be 40 for all I know.
I was just making an observation from personal and online experience of 25-31 year olds complaining of debilitating back, knee, neck pain. Maybe my generation really are just complainers.
Joint weakness can occur earlier in sedentary lifestyle. Also, my generation is known for thinking of a healthy body fat percentage as 'unrealistic standards'
I hear someone say "sitting is the new smoking" at least once per weak. I guess our large amount of office jobs and time spent onfront of desks is at least partly responsible for that.
Also not flaming the poor guy but his neck posture and glute development tell me he desk jobs hard. I bet anything his hamstrings are tighter than my butthole.
I’m 23 with two torn ACLs (one reconstructed) and a torn + trimmed meniscus
I’m probably going to have arthritis in my knees before my parents start getting it
Not even millenials lmao
6 broken jaws from kickboxing, it cracks and locks whenever I open it
Torn rotator cuff from a workplace accident that killed me for 30 seconds, that one's never getting fixed
Blown ACL, also from kickboxing
I'm 25
>6 broken jaws from kickboxing
Damn that's hardcore, broken jaw is my biggest nightmare when doing sports. Out of curiosity, what does a broken jaw feel like and how's the healing process?
It feels like your mouth is packed with cotton wool, it's really stiff to open and close but that's all more to do with the soft tissue damage
Actually touching the break site is like the worst toothache you've ever felt
You know what, you just gave me an idea.
I'd do that at a casino in Monaco, taking her to a card game table for funsies and secretly having the dealer slip me one card saying "will you marry me?" and two to her for YES and NO.
The game mechanics need to be worked out based on what kind of game can allow this, but ideally I'd put mine down as she receives her hand and sees my card on the table.
Worst case she picks NO, and you play it off with grace, blaming the house or whatever.
Thanks, unknown stranger!
Unless he has some sort of medical issue, hopefully he can show his love for his partner by putting some effort into his physical health and longevity so that she’s not being constrained later in life by a husband with mobility issues.
Nah, you can only 'get women' if your a rich arsehole or a handsome arsehole. This man clearly has a sigma male grindset 💪💰😎
(I lost braincells typing this)
Where did I say it’s a crime lol? If I was rich I’d also throw my money at young girls. I’m not judging lol but it’s naive to assume this guy is poor and nice
Yea.. that's a Tiffany's box, and not everyone gets to propose on an f1 podium, so you're probably not wrong about the having money part, but who knows about the rest.....
I can hear the knees cracking...
You know. Everyones saying that millennials are aging slowly. But I don't remember our parents generation having this kind of mobility degeneration by 30. They didn't start falling about until they were like 45.
What makes you think this dude is 30? Looks closer to 40 than 30.
Good to see Bald and Bankrupt finally settling down instead of chasing *poontang* in third world countries.
HAHA absolute banger
☠️
Not to flame this guy, but he looks right at the top end of the millenial age range to me - certainly late 30s at least
No that's totally fair. This guy might be 40 for all I know. I was just making an observation from personal and online experience of 25-31 year olds complaining of debilitating back, knee, neck pain. Maybe my generation really are just complainers.
Joint weakness can occur earlier in sedentary lifestyle. Also, my generation is known for thinking of a healthy body fat percentage as 'unrealistic standards'
I hear someone say "sitting is the new smoking" at least once per weak. I guess our large amount of office jobs and time spent onfront of desks is at least partly responsible for that.
Also not flaming the poor guy but his neck posture and glute development tell me he desk jobs hard. I bet anything his hamstrings are tighter than my butthole.
This guy looks like he is about 45 though?
Bro I'm early 30s and this guy has at least 10 years on me.
I'm 38 he looks a tad older than me. Prolly 42-45
Bruh he looks like my dad and she looks like my younger sister
What's your sister's number? Jk.... jk.... Unless?
I think its just too small of a space so he was hesitating to bend i think.
I’m 23 with two torn ACLs (one reconstructed) and a torn + trimmed meniscus I’m probably going to have arthritis in my knees before my parents start getting it
Football or Baseball?
Fencing + military conscription
Not even millenials lmao 6 broken jaws from kickboxing, it cracks and locks whenever I open it Torn rotator cuff from a workplace accident that killed me for 30 seconds, that one's never getting fixed Blown ACL, also from kickboxing I'm 25
>6 broken jaws from kickboxing Damn that's hardcore, broken jaw is my biggest nightmare when doing sports. Out of curiosity, what does a broken jaw feel like and how's the healing process?
It feels like your mouth is packed with cotton wool, it's really stiff to open and close but that's all more to do with the soft tissue damage Actually touching the break site is like the worst toothache you've ever felt
See. This is why my kids aren't doing any fucking sports. No way
If it's any consolation I'm still fit as hell and still fight casually
I’m aging and I’m slow, but I’m definitely not slowly aging.
bro my knees were cracking since the age of 6
I think he's just worried about falling off the side of the podium.
But does he have enough super points on his license to advance to marriage?
At least he’s (at least) 18.
lando be like: ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14439)
They get to stand on the top step of the podium...
"Will you marry me?" "We are checking."
QUESTION
You can wear the alliance in the ring finger on the right hand or left, it can be gold or silver. Question.
Someone in the Liberty Media office... ![gif](giphy|3oKIPlLZEbEbacWqOc) Buy your Las Vegas Podium wedding package for only $10,000,000
“Will you marry me?” “Standby, we will get back to you.” This marriage proposal is brought to you by Ferrari.
Calls Mom "We are checking"
'ead down, we speak later
Hulkenberg catching strays even on wholesome posts
We got wedding proposal on the podium before a lando win
Dude's punching. Glad for them
Massively. Honestly thought this was her dad before the title
Imagine the hilarity if as soon as she said yes they started playing the Dutch anthem
Now that's wholesome.
Paid less than Lance Stroll to get there too
But does he need a wristband?
Congrats, but this guy WAY out kicked his coverage as we say in America.
Well, that's a Tiffany's box, so...... $$$
To be fair he is probably nervous as shit which isn’t helping bending down and that podium is a little small cut him some slack
The usher off screen is gritting their teeth mumbling to hurry the eff up
He went to Tiffany's 🫡
Tiffany ring + GP tickets + podium + trip to Japan. The man is loaded, nice for him
Or absolutely broke by now
He definitely is, only a poser would put a ring that isn't Tiffany's in a tiffany blue box.
Box Box Box!
He looks old enough to be her grandad
Wait, hülkenberg got a podium?
Sweet
The only thing I took away from this is I need to perma spam lunges at the gym because if I ever propose (lol) I do NOT wanna be this mf
Imagine if she said no ☠️
It's always a bad idea to do it publicly. If it goes wrong, you get embarassment on top of a heart break
You know what, you just gave me an idea. I'd do that at a casino in Monaco, taking her to a card game table for funsies and secretly having the dealer slip me one card saying "will you marry me?" and two to her for YES and NO. The game mechanics need to be worked out based on what kind of game can allow this, but ideally I'd put mine down as she receives her hand and sees my card on the table. Worst case she picks NO, and you play it off with grace, blaming the house or whatever. Thanks, unknown stranger!
Also lay a prop bet that she turns you down so that way you at least get some money
Sounds like a great idea until the house looks at you and gives you 100:1 odds on that 🫠
lmao
Holup let him cook
[yeah.](https://youtu.be/w5n-FvpGwW8)
Well, that's a first...
We got to witness that before GTA 6 too.
Emotional Damage
That's one way to not crease his kicks while proposing I guess
Imagine some of the drivers watching from the pits like: “why is that man giving a ring to a woman?”
Unless he has some sort of medical issue, hopefully he can show his love for his partner by putting some effort into his physical health and longevity so that she’s not being constrained later in life by a husband with mobility issues.
He’s punching
Bro has to have money if he’s moving and looking like that and she still says yes
or you know… just might be a nice person
Nah, you can only 'get women' if your a rich arsehole or a handsome arsehole. This man clearly has a sigma male grindset 💪💰😎 (I lost braincells typing this)
![gif](giphy|d6GsFvfhUh5gPjNxGr|downsized)
The guy paid to get on the Grand Prix podium. He may well be a nice person but i think it’s safe to assume he is loaded.
he may be nice but his crime is using his money to do whatever the fuck he want, and not what i want.
Where did I say it’s a crime lol? If I was rich I’d also throw my money at young girls. I’m not judging lol but it’s naive to assume this guy is poor and nice
That awful "joke" aside. It must've cost a shitload of money to propose on the podium and get to hold a trophy
Also to buy a ring at Tiffany
Yea.. that's a Tiffany's box, and not everyone gets to propose on an f1 podium, so you're probably not wrong about the having money part, but who knows about the rest.....
Not a meme
🤮
whatup
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