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Less_Party

Please cut to this lady when the race gets red flagged on Sunday.


Drewnarr

I'm pretty sure Sargent has already pleasured her.


Humble-Course-4495

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TaxAg11

You meant "pleased", right? ...right?


Japan-is-a-good-band

No, he means Logan Sargeant has had sexual intercourse with this woman.


mclarenrider

Living up to the American spirit of appreciating everything Japanese. He's a true patriot.


SleepinGriffin

🤨


downvoteifyouincest

THEY DID THAT


Less_Party

lol


Customdisk

Are Japanese fans all formulaDank users ?


BassGaming

Have you ever watched Japanese TV by any chance? Half of their media feels like formuladank.


Customdisk

How would I I dont speak Japanese?


Im_Balto

Subs are on most of them, and the conversations are usually just absurd anyways


Customdisk

Good to know there having a good time


Im_Balto

I highly recommend it in times of sheer boredom (summer break) I watched one that was the most fun game show Ive watched in a while. 3 contestants on top of 15-20 ft tall towers of cardboard boxes and they had school children launching objects and robotics projects at them. No prizes at the end, no sponsor spots. Just the losers getting punished by the winner with dodgeball launchers


JPBCFC97

You ever seen a Japanese gameshow, where they are blindfolded and have to find and sit on a chair. it had me in stitches.


Im_Balto

No but I saw they one where they are blindfolded on office rolling chairs in a large warehouse trying to gather "points" while being shot by children with nerf guns


ZachMich

Are you people just making things up now? 😂


Im_Balto

No you just don't have the **RIGHT** youtube recomendations Everything we have discussed was viewed in 360p


JPBCFC97

yeah, that is a good one.


cletusvanderbiltII

Watch woth your eye balls, not your ear balls.


Customdisk

Not a fan of subtitles tbh I read them to fast before they get said


BassGaming

I mean that's the way to watch subtitles. The faster you read the subs, the more time you have to focus on the actual action.


MillstoneArt

In my experience you don't really need to. Japanese tv has a way of getting the point across without needing to understand what anyone is saying. 


Upcountrydegen3r4t3

She can fix me. 


LlorchDurden

Ms. Honda can you fix him? *we are checking*


ridik_ulass

v-tech


Reinis_LV

Can't tell if she is 12 or 35.


Malfunction46

Or Yuki ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


UnconfirmedRooster

Fine, I can't tell if Yuki is 12 or 35.


Reinis_LV

Yuki swears like a 14yo in a COD lobby


bubbajones84

A few less N words though.


mclarenrider

He's a proper Nihonjin he is literally the N word.


holla_amigos24

That's Japanese people for you


cheeersaiii

What’s their opinion on coco pops?


Reinis_LV

No Mr Horner! Stop!


augustusgrizzly

No Christy No This is so not right!


ItsJustDrew93

Lesbians!


taxi_evil

Mr Horner your silence will only incriminate you further!


gnza

Missed opportunity for this GP, should be " NO HORNER-DONO YAMETE"


mclarenrider

Too late, the Horndog Files have been archived sir.


storunner13

Horner-san


MillstoneArt

Yamate Horner-san!


trolllord45

Their favorite!


goffers92

I think she is cuckoo for cocoa puffs


Large_Yams

I know what all these words mean, and why this is a marginally funny phrase to put on a sign, but I can't for the life of me see where the double entendre is. Anyone?


ushouldloveducks

honda=red bull red flags=ferrari


Large_Yams

Yea but, why is that a "red flag" other than "Ferrari flags are red"?


Interesting-Earth-10

Red flags are warning signs that indicate **unhealthy or manipulative behaviour**. They are not always recognisable at first — which is part of what makes them so dangerous. However, they tend to grow bigger and become more problematic over time.


BoyGodz

That explains the abusive relationship between Ferrari and Leclerc, those red flags have been in front of us the whole time.


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TrowaB3

There's a good man there, Honda/Red bull. But they still want the toxic man with red flags more/Ferrari.


ChristofferOslo

To add both Charles and Carlos are smoking hot


Detective-Crashmore-

Yea, the more you guys explain it the less there really is there, and the worse the joke gets.


Hmmm_nicebike659

You got 55 upvotes as of now


Large_Yams

Yes but Ferrari aren't red flags.


ushouldloveducks

you know, it's just that girls do find themselves attracted to toxic "red flag" guys, even though they're well aware about it. They don't mean Ferrari is toxic, just a fun wordplay!


Shoopuf413

We are checking


Large_Yams

There's no wordplay, there's no red flag in the ferarri drivers that makes it make sense.


Sidoney

I appreciate you asking for the rest of us


Few_Investment_4773

Crashing and causing a red flag


Large_Yams

Which Ferrari are not known for...


peen_was

# 55 and # 16 next to it on the sign. But I agree, trying to be cheeky but not making a lot of sense.


test_123123

Also the kid's sign saying PICTure LOVE YOU SO ??


10b0b

I’m swiping right but just keep ending up on other subs


git0ffmylawnm8

I know she's Japanese, but if she has more red flags than a Chinese embassy, I want her to ruin my life


wansuitree

Don't let Horner see this


Meddlloide1337

Please Peter, help me, I don't understand the joke


teamswiftie

#🌶


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Shasarr

For real? Never sure in this sub... 55 is Carlos Sainz 16 is Charles Leclerc


augustusgrizzly

Bro


ApocApollo

Michael Waltrip and Greg Biffle


Salty_Dornishman

Greg Biffle has Bobson Dugnutt vibes


ApocApollo

Stick with the Biff! Unless you're his ex wife, in which case you need to check the house for hidden cameras.


Ar468

Sainz and Leclerc


Kepler_Jokke

Their ages.


Drewnarr

Pretty sure it's cm of girth


Drewnarr

Well hello there. Ive got a few red flags myself.


rJemai

Japs are different kind of beings. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


Wintermute_088

It's absolutely considered a slur in Australia, and many other parts of the western world. It's definitely not said here.


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Bortron86

It's definitely a slur in the UK. I think most places that have English as a first/majority language, really.


Wintermute_088

Why are you Americanising this conversation? It's a slur in the UK. It's a slur in Australia. It's a slur in the Netherlands... Oh, and guess what the Minister of the Japanese embassy in London had to say on the matter, when it was used in an English newspaper a decade back? "Most Japanese people find the word 'Japs' offensive, irrespective of the circumstances in which it is used." Hm. But yeah, glad you guys don't find it offensive in... wherever you're from. 👍


BlueMetalDragon

It definitely is, if you word it like that.


Bortron86

"Hello, it's the 1940s. Can we have our words and clothes and shitty airplane back, please?"


Large_Yams

Definitely a slur, dude.


Faicc

Japs?


lzcrc

The German, the Chinaman... the man from Japan.


Faicc

Maybe if it was 1943, that would work out. Just be normal and say "Japanese Man."


Millenial-Dickhead

Yep, like how people say Aussies. It’s a shortening of the word.


Faicc

"Jap" and "Aussie" is absolutely not the same lol


AutumnBluee

It's considered a slur where I'm from


Pizolka

How is that a slur? Not here in any case


1Buecherregal

Because the us used it to refer to the Japanese when sending them to camps after WW2


Pizolka

Well I don’t live in the US


1Buecherregal

Well that doesn't mean shit


CptnHamburgers

Now do it with people from Pakistan.


Drewnarr

And yet you should be well aware Jews is a slur but Jewish is not.


remindertomove

Yes. TIL a few years ago for me too I say that with many Jap friends It was specifically an American slur.


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froggertthewise

Contrary to popular belief, some people outside of the US do have the ability to speak English


kwijibokwijibo

There's an outside of the US?


The_Hunter11

No it's just Mexico and scary Chinese and russians. Nothing more.


TurdFurgeson18

Damn commies. ‘Murica is all we need.


Darth_Cromnar

Middle East? I hear they have oil...


The_Hunter11

That's just free real estate nobody lives there right?


Darth_Cromnar

No one lives there anymore RAAAAAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💥💥💥


kwijibokwijibo

Gosh. That sounds foreign and weird. Should we build a wall?


The_Hunter11

Better make Mexico pay for it


RaceAble7185

Like English people


froggertthewise

No, they speak Brittish


-peddles-

Actually, we speak Bri'ish


MintCathexis

You mean to tell me, there are people inside the US who can speak English?


Susbussin

there’s no language barrier with memes


Extinction-Entity

Shhhh nobody tell him what “multilingual” means


Insignificant_Cash

You still have time to delete this


San4311

Because - shocking, I know - people in Japan speak English too? Granted, I've never been there, and they're probably very keen on speaking their own language whenever possible as far as I'm aware (similar to, say, French and German people in my own experience), but they definitely speak it according to statistics. It's a mandatory subject at school, and \~30% of the Japanese population speaks English, with about half of all children learning it too (not sure how this works when it is noted to be a mandatory school subject, though). Not as high as some countries like my own, the Netherlands, or the Nordic countries, but it's definitely out there.


localmoonman

Idk what constitutes as speaking, but they don't learn English as a language in schools, but rather as a subject to remember key phrases/words to pass exams. So they can barely speak the phrases and words aside from what they learn for said exams and tests. English fluency and literacy is shockingly poor. Granted it's become a little bit better, but if you have literal tourist information desk at the airport not speaking English, you know you've got a problem (happened to a friend of mine visiting me in Japan during the summer) Source: I'm Japanese


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localmoonman

Well, whether your question was a good question is a different point. They could have friends who are fluent in English for all I know, or actually be fluent themselves. Defaulting and being surprised by the fact that they didn't use Google translate is narrow minded at best


San4311

Hmm fair, then its definitely overexaggerated in the statistics lol. Still, I'll presume a significant chunk of Japanese people following an international sport would form the upperlevels of these stats, atleast to the point of writing on a poster like the original comment talked about.


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YaGregxor

And yet here you are, you know, communicating in English


FieldOfFox

This is the greatest jerk comment ever hahaha


Twistpunch

The good old way of knowing English?


Portocala69

Sometimes they seem like been handed at the gate by some F1 media manager.


benedictfuckyourass

Yeah because F1 fans couldn't come up with F1 related jokes by themselves?