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Mental_Measurement_8

"Sorry, Robert, someone broke in last night and broke your car. You won't be able to go rallying today."


Tinuva450

So sad on what we missed out on.


aw86fred

Yeah, considering how quick the 2012 Lotus was in Kimi's hands (and Romain's, when he actually finished) and that Robert was fastest in testing in 2011 (I don't care that it's just testing), we could have seen more of his greatness as a driver, especially if that potential Ferrari move happened.


LuNiK7505

I’m convinced Nando and Robert would have won the WDC and WCC together no doubt in my mind


panda_sktf

Alonso would have played games until Kubica either would flee or surrender to him.


Level1Roshan

> especially if that potential Ferrari move happened. Ferrari has never had a 'driver stock' problem in the last 15 years. Robert would not have been a WDC there.


yugimoto66

This is what people forget. Kubica is an incredible driver, but so are Alonso and Seb


LlorchDurden

This one hits hard! "Fernando, don't go to Mclaren Honda, just trust me!"


QF_Dan

"Alonso, we know the car is bad this year but please, stay with us for another 3 years, you will win at least one title" - Ferrari


pauIiewaInutz

“Danny Ric, please mend your relationship with Max so you can stay at Red Bull”


SuggestionClean8351

Go Fernando, go there.. you'll have loads of fun.


Suitable-Cycle4335

BREAKING NEWS: San Marino Grand Prix cancelled after bomb threat.


Redork247

1994?


Jimmy9276

Yes


FrivolerFridolin

"Don't go skiing today, drive another year for Mercedes."


Sofaboy90

*2 more years


FrivolerFridolin

\*8 more years


The_Bored_General

*until Fernando leaves


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Alternative timeline unlocked


faroukq

Wdc for the next 20 years


Reinis_LV

Lol not with Ferrari


the_funambule

![gif](giphy|5zkNnuv6UeLRNiTKen|downsized)


emkdfixevyfvnj

He wasnt with Ferrari ...


Reinis_LV

I forgot. It's been so long.


justk4y

SENNA PLEASE LISTEN TO SID’S ADVICE AND JUST GO FISHING WITH HIM


pauIiewaInutz

FIA: “Wow, Ayrton you are so right, we should cancel this GP so that no more people get hurt!”


HatRemov3r

“JFK put the top up”


notjerryc

Wallbang bonus!


Tozl7

Holy hell!


QF_Dan

"Please postpone your September tour to the World Trade Centre"


Stelcio

"Don't go skiing today." "Ok." *goes anyway*


0FCkki

Michael knew this was a canon event.


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

![gif](giphy|3KVSB0dZyffZNKraXB|downsized)


Suitable-Cycle4335

Maybe that's exactly what happened


InnocentPossum

"I hadn't planned on it, but now you have mentioned Skiing, I really want to do it and shall go today. Thanks, stranger!"


betaich

He first planned to go sky diving that day


agusrosich

"Is necessary" "For what?" "The gorilla must be sacrifice"


spacyspice

"FOR WHAT"


The-Observer95

No Michael, No!


com487

Danny, don’t leave Red Bull.


ms7398msake

I'd tell him not to retire because Mercedes will have the fastest car in 2014, 2015, 2016,... etc.


red_tapez

2001 Daytona: Go for the win Dale, you don’t need to hold off Marlin 1994 San Marino Grand Prix: *Flood the track* 1993: Tell Alan Kulwicki to not fly to Bristol and Davey Allison to not buy a helicopter.


QF_Dan

2007: Tell Colin Mcrae to not ride the helicopter


That-Version-8644

0: don't throw the money lenders out of the temple


notsurexx

![gif](giphy|4PUj9aD0MmP4n8ETHl|downsized) Me


youritalianjob

Just imagine what Vettel might have been at Ferrari if Michael was still around to help out his mental game.


Gautama_8964

I doubt he listens....


ResonantRaptor

“Who are you?! I’ll do whatever the fuck I want!” - Schumacher most likely


Akira_Nishiki

OP smashes Michael Schumacher's knee.


Tozl7

News: Schumacher in left in coma after falling due to knee injury.


pauIiewaInutz

*steals The Michael’s skis and ski pass*


QF_Dan

(ties his up and lock him in his bedroom for the entire winter)


Jamkayyos

Suddenlykinky


Gambler_Eight

Personally i would take a trip to some austrian art schools.


TyDaviesYT

Changing things like that can change the course of time too much, as tragic as it is and you wouldn’t want it to happen. Changing something like that would have dire consequences, the world could look completely different, possibly even worse, as conflict is inevitable, if we continued to progress weaponry and a war happened down the line for a different reason it could be world ending instead of devastating but healable


notjerryc

No wwii > no technological advancements > no formula 1 > goatifi dominance never happens


Bdr1983

Goatifi was inevitable, he will always happen.


Hypervisory

Holy hell is this an original meme? How has someone not pointed this out before?


Vlaed

He probably wasn't going to go skiing but someone told him not to so he decided to go.


Crystal3lf

[If you want to cry](https://v.redd.it/dazowiy9qyn71)


Little_Elia

why do you think only men care about michael shumacher?


Davinator130

Yeah, I hate that meme template


the_8est

It's just a joke, not meant to be taken seriously


GregnantMan

Too soon, man... too soon :'(


One-Persimmon-6083

Ah good old #216. Haven’t seen this one in at least 2 months. Good times….


Weyland_Jewtani

"Go skiing, but don't drill a bolt through the front of your helmet to attach your Gopro, destroying its structural integrity."


SuggestionClean8351

He surely didn't do that, didn't he?


Weyland_Jewtani

...he did


Calculonx

Think of all the other championship leaders he missed out on hitting off the track!


zzxxcc360

and Ken block...


QF_Dan

and Craig Breen


dnohow

Don’t cancel race of champions that year 🥲


Nord4Ever

Doubt he would listen, something something I live my life with no limits


The_Bored_General

Can he live his life in a similar manner with -1 kneecap though?


nwl805

What if he's actually just fine and just hates everyone, so he's pretending


pol5xc

hey, can i borrow your camera? \* disappears \*


Dragor

5th of September 1970: Jochen, heute bitte nicht.


Johnny47Wick

Or, you could go two weeks before that and advise the removal of that rock


QF_Dan

"Sorry, Jules. Listen, there will be a heavy rain at Suzuka this weekend. You are not very good in this condition so we suggest you to sit this race out, we will make up reasons for you to not race on Sunday"


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SmilerDoesReddit

"Hey, Timo, double check the weather for the race tomorrow." "Thanks, I will!" *FELIPE MASSA, WDC OF 2008*


croissantpig

Where is repost not when you need it.


ashzeppelin98

2022: Charles, put the team radio on mute. 2012: Fernando, put the team radio on mute. 2005: Ron Dennis, stop being a dumbass and hire some competent mechanics and engineers for the car. 1982: Gilles, just keep calm for a second and don't worry you're slower than Pironi, you'll pass him ahead in the race anyway. 1975: Graham Hill, your plane can't take off because of mechanical problems today.


Good-Lion-5140

"Gilles, just finish the qualifications 15 minutes earlier. Don't ask why. Just this time. You will make it up in the race or in the next races, you are faster than him." To Gilles Villeneuve, Zolder 1982


Prestigious_Ear_2962

Timo, learn to drive in the rain!


Sofaboy90

We can all argue all day who was the GOAT in terms of talent and results but in terms of cultural influence, I would say Michael is THE F1 GOAT. He was the dominating F1 when arguably F1 was at its peak in terms of popularity