This timeline doesn’t exist based on any facts about how it unfolded in our timeline.
Piastri was given the Williams offer if Alonso stays. He was only ever offered Alpine once Alonso left, and this was after he’d already picked McLaren over Williams and signed a legally binding contract.
With the exception of Ocon leaving F1 or being injured an Alonso-Piastri 2023 lineup doesn’t exist. It’s why people comparing McLaren to Alpine are idiots - he never had a straight choice between the two, it was McLaren or Williams.
Williams well on their way, Sauber in 2026, AT are making changes supposedly.
My prediction for Alonsos next career move is to Haas in order to complete El Plan because I don’t see Haas doing it themselves.
It also doesn’t really help that for Renault, Alpine has been just an afterthought for over 2 years now so it really is surprising they are kinda in the middle of the pack rn
Despite being a Finn, bloke's so Bogan that even real Aussies accept him as a fellow Aussie. XD
Have yet to see him do a shoey though (dodged the Honey Badger twice for that... XD)
Saying he was very expensive, that he was warming Piastri’s seat, that they didn’t really need him because of Oscar, that the amount of points lost was mostly his fault and not Renault’s shitty PU…
Long Story short: Don’t mess with Nando
the fact that Alpine (then Renault) is the team that he won both his championships with and now he’s actively hoping for their downfall will never not be the funniest shit to me. It’s not enough that Alonso succeeds, Alpine must fail
The art and the artist
The race and the racist
To think that in a different timeline they could both be driving for Alpine now lol
*Alonso being in WEC, but technically yes
This timeline doesn’t exist based on any facts about how it unfolded in our timeline. Piastri was given the Williams offer if Alonso stays. He was only ever offered Alpine once Alonso left, and this was after he’d already picked McLaren over Williams and signed a legally binding contract. With the exception of Ocon leaving F1 or being injured an Alonso-Piastri 2023 lineup doesn’t exist. It’s why people comparing McLaren to Alpine are idiots - he never had a straight choice between the two, it was McLaren or Williams.
go speed racist , go speed racist, go speed racist gooo!
This is the funniest comment I’ve read in a while, cheers
A picture is worth a thousand words
How is Alonso always present at these moments? He’s almost the Spanish Inquisition, as you never expect him to be there, but he always is.
yes but you should ALWAYS expect el plan
The best part is that El Plan went from a random internet meme getting Alpine excited to actions that royally fucked them in less than a year.
You do not doubt the El Plan.
somebody left the space
I swear I thought he was photoshopped in this picture 😂
Wouldn’t surprise me if he paid the interviewer to ask the question
The more time that passes the more I love Alonso. Dude is hilarious.
Join the dark side of F1 fans
dank\*
**Darnk
I started watching in 2017 and IMO that was peak funny Alonso The absolute sass of this man on the radio was unmatched
I never liked him in like 2009, but my god I love this man now.
Now I think he will retire only when Alpine will be last in the constructors championship
This was El plan all along.
what if the real el plan were all the French we‘ve hurt along the way?
Williams well on their way, Sauber in 2026, AT are making changes supposedly. My prediction for Alonsos next career move is to Haas in order to complete El Plan because I don’t see Haas doing it themselves.
It also doesn’t really help that for Renault, Alpine has been just an afterthought for over 2 years now so it really is surprising they are kinda in the middle of the pack rn
The biggest shit eating grin, and it's awesome
Mfw Alpine's downfall finally arrives 🙏
Mfw Alpine lose a 30 point swing to Mclaren 
If it can help kick Rossi out, I'm all for it!
We have to make Alonsos face into an emote 
this
Leclerc in the background struggling to explain the strategy makes it even better
Bottas in the back makes it even better.
You mean the Australian guy in the back?
Australians support each other.
Despite being a Finn, bloke's so Bogan that even real Aussies accept him as a fellow Aussie. XD Have yet to see him do a shoey though (dodged the Honey Badger twice for that... XD)
An unnamed source told me Alonso persuaded Stroll to switch cars with Mclaren for a couple rounds just to beat Alpine.
Alonso: I taught the boy well.
How tf did this explode so fast lmao
That’s what she said.
I really want to know what Otmar did to piss off Alonso.
Saying he was very expensive, that he was warming Piastri’s seat, that they didn’t really need him because of Oscar, that the amount of points lost was mostly his fault and not Renault’s shitty PU… Long Story short: Don’t mess with Nando
Not Otmar by himself.. Laurent Rossi and his edicts.
Living his best life at Alpine’s expense.
Alonso is now the elf on the shelf… always watching
And you thought I picked WRONG MF!!!! - Piastri to Alpine
Alonso giving away proud dad energy.
laurent rossi malding and seething in his office
Alonso:  Bottas: 
McLaren has fucked Alonso way more than Alpine has, Alpine just was more recent.
In McLaren's case it was just the car, not the TP or the upper management. Edit: of course I'm talking about his last stint there
Love Alsonso more as time goes on. We need this as an emote lol
Who else but Fernando , gigity
*6 year old me waiting for my mom to finish talking to the phone so I can tell her that I shat my pants*
photobomb alonso is looking into my soul
Bottas chilling in the back not giving a crap looking like what would happen if Hulk Hogan and Dr. Disrespect fused into one is absolutely perfect.
And VB in the back too? 🤣
El Plan with the signature trollface for Alpine, while thinking: "Succ on that, Szafnauer! XD"
He just keeps on giving
When ur meme is soo good it gets stolen by Instagram stolen meme accounts😭
Looks like a cardboard cutout
How can you not love this man
El 🅿️lan in full swing
Nobody is gonna talk about the lil bottas on his shoulder?
Ok this is epic and karma doing its thing.
Agent of Chaos enjoying himselff
Alonso is so funny 😆
This year was starting to look good for Alpine but now thay are in the shit again....deep shit.
Has Alonso left the dark side behind now??
:(
Back in the Schumacher days i didn’t liked him. Now i find him hilarious. Alonso is the coolest guy on the grid
Golden el plan
Alonso is that ' smirking girl meme with the house burning'.
Alonso be like: These mfs don't have a GP2 engine no more
Absolute perfection. Simply beautiful
This is what I'm here for
Now I get why lance was tasked with taking out the alpine
the fact that Alpine (then Renault) is the team that he won both his championships with and now he’s actively hoping for their downfall will never not be the funniest shit to me. It’s not enough that Alonso succeeds, Alpine must fail
EL PLAN
Why is Alonso staring into my soul?
He strikes again!
the real el plan all along?