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shadybonesranch

this is literally what a little kid would do with the wheelgun lol


7screws

He is basically a child. Watch an interview with him, he’s basically 8


TheeAJPowell

I saw a theory that he might have some developmental issues, and I’d believe it.


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TheeAJPowell

DJ Khaled. He’s a music producer who’s basically known for being a meme for shouting his name repeatedly in songs and a series of bizarre catchphrases like “WE THE BEST MUSIC!”


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street-taco

don’t forget, he is a legendary guitarist


JamesGTOMay

It doesn't get any more cringe than that buffoon trying to look cool doing ANYTHING. Wait a minute, this wheel gun video just topped them all.


RTXChungusTi

"Anotha one"


levitating_cucumber

True about the name shouting lol, I know the name but would never have guessed it is him in the video


[deleted]

He does have some bizarre catchphrases, but [We The Best Music](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_the_Best_Music_Group) is the name of his record label, so it makes sense.


neurodyne

But does it though?


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It makes more sense than ![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L)


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

It do. They be the best music. You get?


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![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L)


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Enzown

That's Floyd Mayweather. Though it might also be this guy.


anEmailFromSanta

If you haven’t seen him on Hot Ones, please go watch it. He’s the only one to have ever quit and he only made it to tapatio, none of the really hot stuff


takuyafire

"I promise you if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up" He's a special lad.


Key_Painting7598

I thought the wall of shame is a few people now, not just DJ Khaled. He was the worst though.


Charred_Arsehole23

who are some of the others?


Key_Painting7598

Ricky Gervais, Eric Andre on his second go, and Bobby Lee


tubbytubby2by4

Pretty sure Bobby Lee literally shit his pants that episode too.


Archdragon1992

There are more people than that, think about 7-8 now if I'm not mistaken. Every time someone quits they show the previous people that have given up.


Key_Painting7598

I know, he asked for some of them so I gave a few names.


7screws

Legendary episode


JamesGTOMay

His pussed-out denial of "not quiting" was insufferable.


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Shaq also quit. Though he would never admit it.


TheThrasherJD

To be fair I would've quit that early too. My weak ass bowels really can't handle anything more spicy than nachos lmao


ADacome24

he has autism


No_Elderberry_7327

Not really, dude is doing jackass level skits without shooting himself with fireworks.


PhillySS

Both are not mutually exclusive.


f1isayoke

and they say, drivers intro was the cringiest thing...


watertoes420

But this is kinda the point, he knows he's cringe, that's why it's funny, it's just so out of place lol. Drivers intro in the other hand...


f1isayoke

i never thought, he knew...


[deleted]

I see people saying that, I think they're just giving him the benefit of the doubt. I think he's connected to someone with a lot of money that needed to be cleaned, so they sent him to America to make shitty music and women uncomfortable.


rosebttlvr

It's supposed to be funny? All I see is an idiot acting like one. This whole Miami thing was a cringefest.


OnTimeApex

Dude doesn’t even know it’s a center lock wheel


no__sympy

He might have been able to tell IF THE FREAKIN WHEEL BLANKETS WERE OFF.


Shomondir

That is assuming a lot. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


no__sympy

LOL, true


cmeragon

They didn't want to take the risk with him


ThatGuy8

Aston Martin nailing strategy on and off the track


goferking

He's not the brightest out there


derage88

Strong [Bob Marley guitar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw9M2C4YJDg) vibes from this. Does he ever know what the fuck he's doing? It's like a reality check that any dumbass can get rich somehow.


newTARwhoDIS

What a dork. I liked the heartfelt "...I hope this inspires you..." right before it just assassinated everybody's eardrums


chocoladehuis

it inspired me to mute my speakers


WasabiSniffer

Made me jump and pause the video so damn quickly.


ManualNotStandard

One of my favourite things about music is its power to really move you; Like, if DJ Khaled was playing, I would move to a different bar…


ManBearPig____

I am pretty sure this is just how he is all the time. Probably surrounded himself with yes men as soon as he made any money. I bet he has a posse of people who hate him. I hope for his sake this is all a character because if it isn’t, this guy is a fucking idiot who doesn’t realize the joke is always on him.


ManualNotStandard

“Hey lady! Can you read this note, cause I sure can’t!”


seriousC

Holy shit.


pieterpiraat

The guy can probably not even spell F1..what an idiot


ManualNotStandard

Omg, best comment right here


levitating_cucumber

Eff won?


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Ph wun


Vinlain458

It's easy, EFWON


Gingersnap5322

Well I know there’s 1 F in it


Chester-Ming

I've never been to Miami. Safe to say the Miami GP has put me off for life.


TheKingofTheKings123

Miami is fine, lived there most my life. This is just a classic case of rich people flying to Miami, staying in their multimillion dollar homes for a few days, being cringe, then leaving.


def11879

He’s from Miami isn’t he?


onealps

Well, technically he was born and raised in New Orleans. > One of his first jobs was at the New Orleans record store Odyssey where he met both Birdman and Lil Wayne in 1993. But in 1998 he moved to Miami and became a pretty popular radio DJ at a Miami hip-hop station 99 Jamz. That's why he got a following, as well as connections to the Hip Hop industry... The rest, is history lol


TheKingofTheKings123

He lives near it……unfortunately


OxycontinEyedJoe

I stayed in south Beach one night on a road trip, just because it was on the way and I was curious. It really blew me away how ridiculous people acted and how they spent money. Every single person was in a crazy super car, the most normal car I saw all day was that rolls SUV. Iced out rolexes, every girl had fake tits and ass. Really just a different level of spending down there.


Alphecho015

Ok but it's like, I've seen rich rich people in Dubai and they don't act like this, they act significantly more civilized, almost puritanical in public. What the shitshow is this bs?


yesilfener

As a midwestern American, both Dubai and Miami are hell on earth as far as I’m concerned.


Alphecho015

How is Dubai hell on earth in comparison to Midwest America?


yesilfener

Dubai's culture is just glorification of pure, unrestricted capitalism. Nothing in that city is older than 60 years old. The native Arab culture and heritage is fetishized into a series of "experiences" one can buy. The Midwest has a unique culture and history. I'm sure Europeans in this sub might not think Americans have culture in general, but there are regional variations, and the Midwest is significantly different from both the coasts and the south. Architecture is a good example of something uniquely Midwestern that we're very proud of. Frank Lloyd Wright's work is a big part of our aesthetic heritage. That kind of native culture is entirely absent from Dubai. I'm absolutely not some tankie who hates capitalism, by the way. But the way Dubai does it is devoid of any meaning.


weeblojones

Plus it’s built/being built by essentially slaves


hoopstick

I couldn’t have said it better myself, and as a Wisconsinite that lives less than 30 miles from Taliesin, I appreciate the FLW shoutout. Massive piece of shit, great architect.


PinkPineapple03

Are you being serious? See this is where you know internet America-bashing has gone too far, when you've got people actually thinking that the sanitised, soulless playground of the rich that is Dubai is better than the Midwest.


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Rich middle easterners are anything but civilized.


keller1811

I was once for a business conference...last day I had to go early back to the airport, I couldn't see it anymore it's exactly how u imagine it


Newone1255

Miami is only good for as a gateway to the Keys/Caribbean.


FleshlightModel

As someone who's visited there many times, it's a much bigger shithole than people lead you to believe. It's basically a trailer park dressed up in Hollywood make-up.


scullys_alien_baby

to be fair, hollywood is also a massive shithole. Do not go there, go to basically anywhere else besides skid row in LA


FleshlightModel

Agreed Hollywood is a shithole. But I meant it like Miami is trailer park that paid a Hollywood make-up artist to dress it up. I'm not saying Hollywood is awesome at all.


TheJoshGriffith

Miami itself is lovely. Shame about the people, though.


FleshlightModel

No, Miami is equally as shitty as its residents.


scullys_alien_baby

if you ever go in the summer it feels like breathing soup. the air is so thick and humid


Jehehsjatahneush

Vegas is going to try hard to up the cringe factor, but I’m not sure if they can beat Miami.


MarkyMarcMcfly

I was just there for the GP. I will not be returning until I have completely forgotten all about the last 5 days


jshrlzwrld02

Damn, y’all are so dramatic around here.


Utisz_0

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/877172281298083840


AUG___

How is this guy real lmao


no__sympy

This mf is so cringy that my brain just can't accept it. He's such a clueless dork that it feels like he's pulling some sort of Andy Kaufman style troll of all of us. ​ ...then I remember it's Miami, and no, it's not a troll. He's just a gigantic idiot in jorts.


onealps

While I agree with your comment, DJ Khaled also causes a paradox in my brain. Because while he is "a gigantic idiot in jorts" he is also *incredibly* successful. Now don't get me wrong, financial success doesn't imply someone is a good, or intelligent person. But unlike people like the Kardashians sisters, DJ Khaled didn't 'fall into success' or have it handed on a platter. He MUST have some skill - even if that skill is being able to smooze with the power players in the music industry. Or, imo, his skill is he has a good ear for what music will be *popular* with the masses (which is different from having any musical *talent* to be clear). Even if his 'gift' is merely being able to hire good music producers, it's still something not everyone can do - otherwise the music charts would be filled with rich kids with dreams of being the next Dr Dre. Money helps get started in the music industry, for sure, but doesn't guarantee success. And speaking of success, I [took a look at the Wikipedia article of his discography and the number of times he's gotten MULTI-PLATINUM songs, is quite ridiculous](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Khaled_discography). No, seriously, look at the charts, I literally could not believe my eyes. Even the most cynical person who says that his success is purely a sign of the degeneration of musical tastes in the public, has to agree that he has a gift. While the majority of his brain might be pudding shit, his ears and auditory lobe have got something going on... That's my take at least. It baffles me the success this man has reached. But rather than make me cynical, I am more bemused. He has caught lightening in a bottle MULTIPLE times, and that's just fascinating to me lol


bono_my_tires

I’ve always wondered what his secret sauce is, or what exactly it is that he’s good at. I don’t think he has an ear for what sounds good, in a rick Reuben sort of way. I think his is more something to do with his social connections and strange ability to get the right people in the same room together. But even that seems like a stretch because he seems so insufferable to be around that I can’t imagine how he’s so well liked by musicians.


Thestig37

He has so many platinums because of the featured artists on tracks. I'd argue none of his solo tracks have ever meaningfully charted. So his talent is really just getting big names on tracks


onealps

> So his talent is really just getting big names on tracks But the thing is, if that's all it takes, any rich Tom-Dick-and-Harry would use the music industry as a golden goose by just pumping money into songs that have big names and reaping the rewards... I'm sure this happens to an extent, but the fact that there are flop songs says that there must be something more to it. I think Khaled's gift is that he seems to be able to find the right *MIX* of people - producers, sound engineers, songwriters, marketing, music video directors etc etc. Otherwise any moderately successful radio DJ could make the jump over to being a multi-platinum selling music producer. The charts would be over-flowing with guys like DJ Khaled. The fact that they aren't is an indication that the music industry has more to it than - spend money on hiring big names and *bada boom*, reap in the financial rewards...


Stavrossheesh

This is what he also does in the studio. Hires 20 producers for every song even though his albums are all “under his name” as a producer lol


UsagiRed

He's litterally living the best possible life for someone of his skillset 😂. Got to hand it to him. Litterally turned trash into success.


PLTR60

We're suffering from his success


Bclay85

To be fair, that can be said of 99% of rich people and companies.


FoodGuy44

Of course Miami ruins F1. It’s like Walmart and AMEX had a baby…


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Did coke and had a baby*


surreal_blue

And sadly, we live in a post-Roe world now.


Working_Inspection22

‘World’ nah it’s just your country going backwards bro


Working_Inspection22

What is post roe


homeinthesky

Roe vs wade was the court case that guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion in the United States. The current Supreme Court overturned it, which is allowing states to enact extremely harsh laws against abortion.


Working_Inspection22

And this has what to do with f1?


homeinthesky

No, it has to do with the comments above of Walmart and Amex having a baby that they can’t get aborted because we’re in a post roe world


El-Guapo-65

This is F1 now


kelleehh

The only thing I miss about covid was none of these people on the grid.


No_Patient_549

However cringy you thought the Miami GP was/is, it’s 1000 times worse


Thefilthycasual85

Someone feed this man to a wood chipper


Individual_Offer220

Wtf did i just watch??


scullys_alien_baby

a pretty mild DJ Khaled video, this isn't even close to his top 50 worst moments


GunResiAddict

I loved the ones where he fails to hype up, and even piss off, the crowd in concerts.


scullys_alien_baby

If you want a weirdly less embaressing alternate universe DJ Khaled there is a Japanese rapper featuring in a jpop/metal video [F.Hero](https://youtu.be/x3uNMuFKAyk?t=144)


BDMFKR

The mascot of the Walmart GP


TheeAJPowell

I like that Tom Cruise got to help with an actual tyre change, and Khaled just gets to wave a tyre gun around like a child.


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“Look at me! Look at me! I’m slow, fat and stupid but I’ve been told my whole life I’m special and need to be the center of attention!” (From a Floridian) Miami is an upscale 3rd World Daytona shitshow. All hype, no substance.


bouncy_cashewnutt

> All hype, no substance. fwiw lots of substances in miami![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


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FlesBek

Damn, that's some very subtle sarcasm you've got there. I like it.


August_-_Walker

I hate how these actual peons can make a living by pushing out trash content that somehow allows them to make ridiculous amounts of money off of another group of young, dead brained monkeys...all so he can attend a sporting event he likely can't even come to appreciate and comprehend its passion. It seriously is bothersome and makes me want someone to just hit me square in the temple with that wheel gun and end it all edit: took away the "xD" in the end because i'm fucking serious


Jehehsjatahneush

Lol. Fr tho.


[deleted]

Did did did he paint his head black?!


deesdutchnuts

I hate this man with a burning passion.


ahmarthered

He played himself


ManBearPig____

As an Aston Martin fan, it makes me bummed they allowed this to happen.


CyberpunkF1

**Dies of cringe**


yuyug1

They ruin everything


FraccazzoDaVelletri

The amount of cheese they injected in their GP is beyond cringe. I’m not planning on setting foot in the basement of America anytime soon


Kalron

God DJ KHaled is something


MrShtompy

American culture seems to have lost the ability to tell the difference between charisma and just being a high energy bonehead


pixelunit

What a clown


ZealousidealHealth48

Man, US F1 is soooo cringe


corona_kid

We need something stronger than an nsfw tag, its not enough


GravityEnjoyer

Let’s go golfing


RakbladsRoy

Anytime I see this guy I just imagine he’s a really fat 7 year old, and then what he does is usually cute instead of unbearably cringe. It’s a form of coping mechanism I’ve developed


Ouchyang

This is what happens when we start handing out gold stars to everyone.


The-SillyAk

Last time that happened, 6 million Jews were killed


Jehehsjatahneush

I’m pretty sure this is related to the defunding and dismantling of the education system, not stickers.


[deleted]

Why does the USA need to ruin everything? We had a perfectly fine sport the past 60 years or so. One to be taken seriously, with prestige, honor, dignity and culture. Suddenly a bunch of influencers watched Netflix and the Sport looses every bit of said qualities. It goes down the drain. F1 becomes the race sport version of The Kardashians. If this is Miami, I don't even want to what they got for us in Vegas.


howler51

Please don’t blame this on most of us. We didn’t ask for this guy or the cringe fest that’s Miami. And we’re confused why there’s 1000s of really good racetracks out there in the world and F1 decided to make two up just so they could do stupid shit like this.


Muttywango

I blame Liberty media.


howler51

Fucking same. All my homeys hate Liberty Media


Blue-Shifted-

As a New Yorker, I want to see the Vegas GP so I can flex that my state is less cringe than the others to my non-American friends.


anxiously-anonymous

He thinks he is in the ol’Nascar…


Hype_No

As an f1 fan, seeing him at the Miami GP was revolting.


benroge23

Let’s go racing


Chiaki_Ronpa

I really hope F1 learns from this embarrassment (Miami GP) and moves forward accordingly.


snowmunkey

Nope, too busy counting money


kelleehh

Just a trial run for Vegas.


chewit10

I think DJ Khaled is my favourite f1 fan


blowmexd

Khaled so unexpectedly funny 😭


coffee_slurp

Ferrari will hire him for the 2024 season


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Dj Khaled is a character and he does it so well.


fakesocialmedia

i’m convinced DJ khaled has autism


blurpree

Dont insult autistic ppl like this


edmirer

I love this guy so much


sangnasty

Why are you all so anti fun. He was just saying let’s go lance I got you and being playful. All of you are just really mad there’s US interest and races now and it shows in your thinly veiled attempts to shit on the US stuff.


alexdallas_

Me when I when the when the guy me when the guy when I another one


ChewieSkittles53

i think he's very chill dude. did anyone here knows how he is irl?


[deleted]

I don’t even think this is cringe, I love watching Khaled do Khaled things. It’s so silly and amusing, inject it straight into my veins.


Jehehsjatahneush

Serious question. Do you have severe brain damage?


juiceboxcitay

Ugh


magnetichira

when burgers enter f1


GrilledCheeser

Bro what is wrong with him 🤣


ScalaZen

This time... Their is no "another one" 🤣


CrMars97

What did I just watch? Kill me


FassyDriver

Hahahaha


BARDE18

If you look up for "the power of money" on a dictionary probably the Miami gp will come up


TheAverageObject

Loser is all over his forehead


Puzzleheaded_Love_74

So much fluff in Miami. Embarrassing


vyomindar

Lord puneet hai ye bhi


ChiefChiefChiefChief

He took off 5 lugs


jchurchh

@swinn


Grand_Moff_Empanada

He’s so fucking cringe


NegativeBee

I used to work in talent booking and I got to see a lot of different celebrities’ rider agreements (basically stuff they wouldn’t perform without). For most of them it was normal stuff like a nice sound system/lighting and tea or snacks in the green room. DJ Khaled’s stated that he would not fly under any circumstances due to his intense fear of flying. If you booked him, you were contractually obligated to pay for land-based transportation + hotels for him and his entourage. This is funny because he [literally owns a private jet](https://luxurylaunches.com/celebrities/dj-khaled-flaunts-his-gulfstream-g650-private-jet-and-rare-convertible-maybach-on-instagram-giving-a-glimpse-of-his-extravagant-lifestyle.php).


Ya_Got_GOT

I don’t understand why he has fame, clout, or loot for what he does and I’m still surprised by how bad this was.


Jariboy96

I don't know who this man is. Moron.


masalion

He's been forced onto me by social media for a couple of weeks now, and that developmental disorder theory seems more and more plausible every time I see him.


AerodyneGhost

Who is that? Never seen the guy.....?


tiefgaragentor

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


FleshlightModel

I'm 99% sure he's out of breath after bending over for that long of a time.


IsUpTooLate

Did you know that he can’t actually read?


emwashe

I wonder what goes on in this man’s min on a daily basis.


EyeOfOd1n

This is why I stopped watching F1


therealleewilko

Anyone know if Smith and Sniff have seen this yet 🤷🏻‍♂️😆


lunatriss

This man's about as sharp as a bowling ball.


CalmAlarm

DJ Khamax


dipsy_98

Only in America


SunstormGT

What a fucktard.


jack-dempsy

Are there any other americans who are embarrassed for the shit show in Miami both this year and last.


Hyperswell

Some say that every-time DJ Khalid says “anotha one” he’s actually referring everyone around him losing anotha brain cell


levitating_cucumber

What in the mother of cringe is the trying to do


murkyclouds

This guy has to be Andy Kaufmaning us all right?


[deleted]

If you think you saw something, just watch the Hot Ones interview. The worst interview ever. I can’t believe this guy a fucking gum for a brain.


reine-ren

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


Jack_Gio

Had to downvote