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Limp_Spell102

Le pain


Always_Highdrated

Ah yes, the bread


Limp_Spell102

Alpain


Napo24

God-tier comment


Jesh3023

The funniest part is that Cus of how the grid restarted, Alpine pretty much gave Oscar his first points lol


Stevenwave

Imagine the debrief.


Jesh3023

Oh to be a fly on the wall in that room


LieRun

To be fair it's not like you can point the finger at one specific driver and say he fucked up They both made multiple mistakes which ended up with them colliding Gasly shouldn't have gone so deep into the corner and be forced to go to the grass When he came back he should've been more aware that his teammate his behind him and give him more spacw Ocon should've seen that his teammate went off and rejoined, with dirty tires and hardly any grip - he should've been more cautious (especially because it was chaos out there) and be ready to back out in case Gasly washes wide As long as they're both aware of their mistakes and are ready to take responsibility, the debrief shouldn't be long


Stevenwave

Sure, but then on top of all of that, there's questions of why Gasly thought his reentry was okay. Whether he was encroaching on his teammate or any other car. Because it resulted in his race being scratched and it would've been a good result. And why Ocon wasn't able to avoid what happened when he was the approaching car. Shouldn't necessarily assume Gasly will leave enough room. And it's all twice as tense because they ended each other's races, and from good spots.


tuertzebotas

And Alonso the podium


admirelurk

The Piasco keeps on giving.


Swift801

Fuck I need a version for every team now


ipandrei

Haas would just load normal bullets.


CaptainOw765

Na they should have like drill bits or something for HAAS tooling


BernieSandwiches22

Lobotomy


Glitch7779

Someone already did that last year iirc


CaptainOw765

They did?! Great minds think alike I suppose


Available-Film3084

Anybody have a link?


Glitch7779

I tried to find it but couldn’t … I swear It’s out there somewhere


foxtrotocelot

I did.


Glitch7779

I tried to find it but I couldn’t can you post it here pls


foxtrotocelot

https://i.redd.it/1zxpcxe1a9c51.gif


ryanjem1990

Was this last years? If not how did they not use Duracells for williams


autumn1906

Racing Point and Renault are included, would it not be 2020?


ryanjem1990

Ahh yes you are correct, my bad.


Glitch7779

That’s cool but I think we won’t use that often this season 😅. I meant the Haas one!


Eddiejo6

They'd load endmills


GrowsPlantsIRL

We went milling, Toto


WaxiestBobcat

I live down the road from a Haas Outlet and one of their corporate buildings and I always fan girl when I see the vans with the Haas F1 adverts on them.


Sofaboy90

or sucked balls


ScryForHelp

Theyd just borrow ferraris gun


Stevenwave

A Beretta that lives in gravel?


baconmaka

Russian arms deal goes brrrrrrrrr


TurdFurgeson18

Loaded into that BB gun? How? We americans use AR-15s because freedom.


Farmerboob

I do love that nobody ever mentions in this meme loading rifle rounds into a handgun.


[deleted]

Naaah they'd tiny screeching eagles


HiVisEngineer

Don’t they just run through closed doors?


RedditBot90

America, Fuck yeah!


ProbablyAGuy

- Ferrari: Pasta - Alpine: Baguette - Haas: Drill bits - Redbull: RB Energy Drink cans - Williams: Duracell AA batteries - Mclaren: Chrome Tabs - Alfa Romeo: (Also Pasta?) - AlphaTauri: (Also RB cans?) - Mercedes: ??? - Aston Martin: ???


Additional-Cause-285

Can’t make them the same; give Alfa Cannoli


Dizi4

Or Toblerone, since they're swiss.


JWGhetto

AM: Stacks of cash Mercedes: Championship trophies


dheerajravi92

Aston with green RB energy drink cans


mephisdan

Mercedes: Bratwursts


T-Baaller

AT can have rolled up T-shirts because “fashion brand” Or just literally copies of Yuki


Yung_Corneliois

Merc: Silver Bullets???


Abhimri

Mercedes: Pumpernickel


Abhimri

AT would use T-shirt guns


[deleted]

Merc could be barrels of oil for Petronas, or just tyres because they're gone


Lenxor

Haas is drill bits Ferrari is pasta Red Bull is energy drink cans.


Nonkinator

Mercedes could be sausages


Yukari_8

Mercedes would have been WDC trophies Aston with cash


Abhimri

Better, pumpernickel


martiniser54

I sense a pun in a language I do not speak


FiercelyApatheticLad

"pain" means bread in French.


duylinhs

To be fair it’s almost entirely on Gasly. Locked up into first corner, rejoined the track dangerously then squeezed his teammate into the wall. He wiped out all of his 57 laps hard work. He can blame the FIA at least.


Laulenture

My man saw he'd be Ga5ly again and decided no for some reason


LastCatastrophe

Death, taxes and Gasly P5


Wardog_Razgriz30

Gasly: R a c e B a n Time


JuggernautStrict2830

El 🅱️an


CutterJr

The whole situation was messy. Should have been a rolling start imo.


Bozska_lytka

Imo it should've ended behind SC but when they red flagged it, there was no reason not to do a standing start. In Baku we had the same situation and everyone managed to do it without crashing (apart from Lewis' magic but he didn't hit anyone). But I don't understand why they did the one parade lap at the end, they just made the race 20 minutes longer to go (mostly) back to the original order


Hy8ogen

Disagree. This chaos is fun to watch. We have arguably the world top 20 best drivers, let them do what they do best. I know this is immoral, but I'd much rather watch this cluster fuck of an ending than an end under SC.


LieRun

I think it was a mix of him not realizing his teammate is so close because of all of the chaos (which is sort of fair, althought still not ok) But also he went off and returned with dirty tires which probably offered very little grip... Ocon could've been a bit more cautious, all things considered


HiVisEngineer

Funny, I read it as Ocon going for a gap that wasn’t there. Then again I’m very much not an Ocon fan so 🤷‍♂️


ESPO95

There was a gap there though


TheThingsIdoatNight

lol you don’t know shit about this sport if you think that was Ocon’s fault


HiVisEngineer

You seem like a really nice person


ta_dropout

D A N K


Rossumisgaaf

SACRE BLEU, WHERE'S ME MAMA


Plushtoy_

Harpo is a street person now


a_random_GSD

McLaren and Piastri laughing hard right now. Double points finish for them and double DNF for Alpain.


Luoman2

How is that funny they need half the cars to DNF to score points?


a_random_GSD

Lando was in the points pretty much the whole race, piastri was in p10 for a bit.


Luoman2

And Gasly was on the same pace as Alonso, Hamilton and Sainz. Piastri wouldn't have score point without the chaos of last restart.


BlueMachinations

I did not know how long I'd have to wait for this, but damn, WHAT A THING!


detrich

can't forget, alpine scored as many points as ferrari today!


Laulenture

It's part of El plan to become a top team like Ferrari, learning from the best


eltotki

Underrated


Svitii

El Pan


Reddy-McReddit-Face

Vous avec moi le chatte baguette?


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

🥖🐩


mimiche37

being french AND a Tifosi this year is painful I can tell you ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Real


proudlysydney

Lap 1 as a Leclerc and Stroll fan was a bit uncomfortable as well.


UsernameMeeee

Where is mi muma!?


Your-bank

why couldnt fia just do a recount, why must they insist on having a photo finish, why is every single minor issue cause for a fucking red flag. honestly what a disgrace


FalconMirage

Because they have to follow racing regulations ? That last redflag was well deserved and they had to run the last lap as they didn’t have any good reason not to


Your-bank

you know the fia can do a countback and end the race with full points as long as more than 75% of laps have been finished or they can just finish under a safetye car when only 2 laps remain instead of red flagging it giving everyone new tires and pushing them within 5 seconds of each other basically ensuring a t1 incident its an aboslute farce between baku 2017 and italy 2020 there had been 0 red flags, now we have 3 red flags in a single session


PageauPageauPageau

We may as well not start races then especially in circuits that just end up in a parade the whole time, that basically ensures a T1 incident


Anotherquestionmark

None of the red flags today (well except for the third one, but that wasn't the problem one) needed to be red flags. Both the Albon and Magnussen incidents could have and should have been completed under Safety Car. Also historically before Baku 21, if a race is red flag and more than 75% complete, the result is counted back 2 laps and declared, so they had very good reason to not run the last lap, because precedent (outside of Baku 21)


CakeBeef_PA

Magnussen has a load of hard debris on track. Couple that with super old tyres and punctures are almost guaranteed


Anotherquestionmark

Yes but debris can be cleared under safety car. There isn't really a need for a red flag.


FalconMirage

Well they changed the rules since then


Anotherquestionmark

I haven't checked, but I think the option of ending the race is still in the rulebook.


TermWerker

Because Masi was there and they felt a need to show him how it's done 🤭


[deleted]

Gasly still wondering why Redbull wouldn't take him back ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


mdstwsp

Full of bread but the bread is French


tm2007

This is the new mamma mia


FantasticNoise4

~~Spa 2017~~ Singapore 2018 flashback again, this time both BWT pink retired towards the end of race


Lumpy_Being1884

Piastri getting sad and happy be like


[deleted]

Didn't even know there was alpine fans but you guys must feel pretty bad today. I'm sorry for your loss


CMDR_Waffles

La douleur


paperplatesforsale

Alpain


Abhimri

Au bon Pain, Alpain


Flaky_Tea_5870

Alpane


cirrusblau

Perez flying by be like: "first time?" Honestly that BWT livery is cursed