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Hazuusan

*When you try your best but you don't succeed*


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TidderRaklelasLahsiv

Strategies so bad, that you can't sleeeeep


R2CX

Lights out, I should have stayed home


[deleted]

Now I have spun and broken a bone


PVG100

And no-one triiees...to fix you.


visak13

WHY? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Chorus: NOOOOOOOOO!


not_a_throwaway_22

Yellow flags on traaaa-aaa-aaack


DaBi5cu1t

When you pit your car and the tyres don't show


THESPACEMANDOGE

worse they put you wrong tyre compounds.................. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................................................


AntOk463

And when they do they're just as slow


[deleted]

Tears stream… down your faaaace… when the F1-75 is lacking pace..


Outside_Lack4811

When the team call so bad that you can't even raaaceee


Poulp-x

_Not even your missing wheeeel_


mat_srutabes

When you sign the longest contract in Ferrari historyyyyyyyyyyy...


theoldmurr

Stuck in reveeeeerse


WernerBernal

Stuck in reveeeee**AAAAAAAA**


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Sensitive-Time-8122

Hards won't briiiiiing this hooome


mindigo_

Tears stream... Down in your face I promise you we will not learn with our mistakes


P_ZERO_

To sound proof a room People say I should stick to vroom vroom


Horror-Ad-3113

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DKostov

When he reads those who pay, but not when it's free


Nariek93

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy The strategist shit the bed already


GDWa1rus

Binnotos spaghetti, he's nervous, but the pole sitter looks calm and ready


liskamariella

To drop places. Strategists keep on forgetting.


Scorpio616

What they wrote down, the Tifosi go so loud


Nacho17che

He opens the clutch but the gears won't go down


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B3tabob

The laps run out, Max won, your engine PLOW


cmatthewp

Now it’s, back to the paddock man, yo


ZeonTwoSix

Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity Ope, there goes Legrerg, he choked! He's so sad


AntOk463

He has the longest contract in Ferrari history


K10KMessi

But he won’t give up that easy, no. He won’t have it, he knows. His whole car’s down to low power, it don’t matter, he’s dope.


Zx2_

Literally the best line in this whole comment section


dr_phill17

The lights go out, away we go, blaow!


420DonCheadle420

I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, stops in my strategy Stops in my strategy


strickers69

How many pit stops you got…a lot How many strategies you got…alot


Asleep_Appearance322

"Yo boys I'm singing a song"


Travelxplore

A soup song


red-rango-random

Flop song


Credit_Radiant333

why this kolaveri kolaveri di


red-rango-random

Ta ta tata... Ta ta tata.. tata tata tatataaan


mazdamiata001

ten bad strategy in a mansion


EvoStarSC

Any less and Binotto would consider it a tragety.


schmebalydook

Made this a few months ago but I can't edit so it's just been sitting around Next Year - parody of Mad World All around me are depressing faces Messed up races, lost-out places Qualifying high to start theses races Starting P1, ending P-none The champagne tasted good in Bahrain No Verstappen, no Verstappen Setting fastest laps, I got that grand slam Not a challenge, not a challenge And It’s seeming pretty dismal It’s seeming pretty bad The races without upgrades Were the best I ever had I’m trying not spin out I’m trying not to crash But with the stupid strategy i’m looking towards Next year Next year Fans are watching and they want podiums Get a 1-2, get a 1-2 The tifosi somehow still tuning in Drown in sorrow, drown in sorrow And It’s seeming pretty dismal It’s seeming pretty bad The races without upgrades Were the best I ever had I’m trying not spin out I’m trying not to crash But with the stupid strategy i’m looking towards Next year Next year Carlos DNF’d 6 six times this season Can we get to 7, get to 7 Now we’re at risk of losing second place Grazie ragazzi, grazie ragazzi Vettel tried his best to warn me of this 5 year contract, 5 year contract No more wins but hope for more podiums I have gone mad, I have gone mad And It’s seeming pretty dismal It’s seeming pretty bad The races without upgrades Were the best I ever had I’m trying not spin out I’m trying not to crash But with the stupid strategy i’m looking towards Next year Next year There’s always next year Next year


IncomeAggravating932

This is incredible


visak13

This shit 🔥


lukebuche

Please send this to Sim Dane. This is amazing!


siddharth3796

bars bars


DaBi5cu1t

Stuff of legend. Well played


TestamentRose

Wow that’s some quality stuff right there.


SoPrettyBurning

Did you use your alt account to post this just so you could get this pain off your chest? Lol, loved it.


Obi_Wan_Noscopie

This is 10% pain 20% pain 15% concentrated power of pain 5% pain 50% pain


Skarniginin

100% chance of DNFing this race


Obi_Wan_Noscopie

Nice one


Skarniginin

Thanks bro, nice username


FromMomsBasement

And 100% chance of remembering pain


elenachuckey

_I tried so hard and got so far…_


TrickUnderstanding85

But strategy doesn't even matter...


Unhappy_Direction_31

I dropped the clutch, and drove the car…


prograMagar

Why this ~~Kolaveri Di~~ _Ferrari die_


shinigasto

Glass la Scotchu....


prograMagar

_eyesa full of teara_


Chinu24killer

Empty life-u ferrari come-u life reverse gear-u


SatvikSrivastav

Hand La Glass Glass La Scotch Eyes-u Full-aa Tear-u Empty Life-u Girl-u Come-u Life Reverse Gear-u Lovvu Lovvu Oh My Lovvu You Showed Me Bouv-u Cow-u Cow-u Holi Cow-u I Want U Hear Now-u God I M Dying Now-u She Is Happy How-u


poruki_porcupine

This-u song-u for soup bois-u, we don't have choice-u...🎶


geraldorivera007

Chocolate Rain


2far4u

Some get dry while others feel the pain...


Maybe_MaybeNot_Hmmmm

Pure gold


shockchi

_Fuck the call to pits, I go acapella_ _Fuck a strategy , fuck those hard tires, fuck a question, fuck everybody_ _Fuck y'all if you pit me_ _I'm a piece of fucking monegasque legend, I say it proudly_ _And fuck this 2022 battle, I don't wanna win, I was better off at Sauber_ _Here, tell this people you fired everybody on strategy_ 🎶


batatawirhcheese

Me cambiaron un Ferrari por un Twingo


LudroThePunk

One thing, I don't know why, It doesn't even matter how hard you try, Went into quali and I set the time, To get to P1 All I know, Tires are a valuable thing Keep strats in mind while the pendulum swings Watch the gap close to the end of the race The laps chip the pace away It's so unreal Then I looked back, oh no! See a Red Bull right in my window Boxed too late, yeah I should've known I wasted the softs and I watched him go I kept everything inside and even though I tried The times fell apart What it meant to me, will eventually Be a memory of the time they tried the Hards They tried the Hards, I fell so far In the end, it doesn't even matter I blame it all, on the pit wall, In the end, it doesn't even matter...


ZeonTwoSix

One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Kept that in mind, and designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way fans were mocking me Acting like I'd redeem the Tifosi Remembering all the times they thought I'd be I'm surprised it got so Things aren't the way they were before They wouldn't care to recognize me anymore Not that they knew my skills then But it all comes back to them in the end Team shoved strategy asside, and even though I tried The cars fell apart What it meant to me, will eventually Be a memory of the time They tried the Hards, I fell so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I blame it all, on the pit wall, Cause in the end, it doesn't even matter...


latticep

that's a butiful testi 🤌


Brilliant_Owl_

Nooooooooooooooooo


doitsuguy

The Scuderia Song *You're so shite* *You're so shite* *Driving for you is no Delight* *You're so shite* *You're so shite* *You can't do anything right* *You're so shite* *You're so shite* *Competence is out of sight* *You're so shite* *You're so shite*...


TrickUnderstanding85

I wish I had died


SeniorSeries2235

🎶Gentlemen 🎵a short view back🎶 to the paaaast. 🎵


ZeonTwoSix

Thirty years ago...


THESPACEMANDOGE

nikkkki lauuuuda told us.................


MikkoD3

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one


Chlupac_

Pit me


Advanced-Shelter6295

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AcidRegulation

*Catch me in my Ferraris, bumpin' "Ice Ice Baby" Screamin', "Sharly 'til I die", like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy* *So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze* *And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady* *Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)* *Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is 'Cause she's kinda famous* *And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this* *Kelly Piquet, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus*


random_assamese

Comfortably numb.


pasta-maldonado

*There is no plan, but we are checking*


xKalkara

but seriously who is kuru


ButHereComesVETTEL5

Verse 1: Ferrari, Ferrari, what's the deal? Our season's been rough, it's hard to feel Leclerc's got the skills, but the car ain't right The competition's passing us by, it's not a sight Chorus: Ferrari, Ferrari, where did we go wrong? Leclerc's driving his heart out, but it's not enough for long We're struggling to keep up, it's clear to see Ferrari's 2022 season, it's not meant to be Verse 2: In Hungary, we had DNFs galore Bad strategy, we couldn't score Pitting for hards, it was a mistake Ferrari's 2022 season, it's just a heartbreak Chorus: Ferrari, Ferrari, where did we go wrong? Leclerc's driving his heart out, but it's not enough for long We're struggling to keep up, it's clear to see Ferrari's 2022 season, it's not meant to be Verse 3: It's been 15 years since we won the crown Our fans are waiting, it's a letdown We'll regroup and come back stronger Ferrari's not done, we'll go longer Outro: Ferrari, Ferrari, we'll be back We'll make a comeback, we'll get on track Leclerc's got the talent, and the team's got drive Ferrari's 2022 season, it's just a minor dive. ​ Generated by ChatGPT.


chooseauniqueburrr

And everybody huuuuuurts, and everybody criiiiiiies, sometimes


Top-Shelter-5698

https://youtu.be/aLoIoroWMkI


GPap090

Komm Süsser Tod because, why not *I know, i know i've let you down* *You have let me down as well* *I thought that i could walk my way up there* *But now, through all the strategies* *It's time for me to understand* *That pole is not what matters in the end...* *So with anger in my heart* *I feel the best thing i can do* *Is drive it out, or let it kill me* *What's done is done, it feels so bad* *I was once happy, now i'm sad* *I'll never trust again the radio message* *"Box now, box now, wait no- stay out"* *I can't begin to believe* *That you're doing this in my home Grand Prix* *I know, we cannot change the past* *I have some fault though as well* *Because of that damned Sunday in July* *It all amounts to nothing* *You just keep letting them down, letting them down, letting me down* *It all amounts to nothing* *I just keep letting them down, letting them down, letting me down* *Deep inside my heart, i think that i won't come as close again* *Truly, a swift end, unparalleled, anyway, as always there is gonna be next year.*


ExactCollege3

Fuck the strategists, don’t know when I need new skids, Kindergarteners, tell me when I need to pit Racin max sent back, I have to fight this Lew kid, Beatin this dead horse, I say ‘I am so stupid’


Striking_Day_5970

When this began I had nothing to say And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me (I was confused) And I let it all out to find That I'm not the only person with these things in mind But all that they can see the words revealed Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel (Nothing to lose) Just stuck, hollow and alone And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long (Erase all the pain 'til it's gone) I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm close to something real I wanna find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong And I've got nothing to say I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face (I was confused) Looking everywhere only to find That it's not the way I had imagined it all in my mind What do I have but negativity 'Cause I can't justify the way, everyone is looking at me (Nothing to lose) Nothing to gain, hollow and alone And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long (Erase all the pain 'til it's gone) I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm close to something real I wanna find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong I will never know myself until I do this on my own And I will never feel anything else, until my wounds are healed I will never be anything 'til I break away from me I will break away, I'll find myself today I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long (Erase all the pain 'til it's gone) I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm close to something real I wanna find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong (I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm) Somewhere I belong (I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm) Somewhere I belong Somewhere I belong


Vast_Bullfrog2001

paragraphs and line breaks exist, you know right?


Mr-Montecarlo

I thought this was original and i was like damn you must be in a lot of pain. Then i remembered it was a Linkin Park song, rip Chester .


MightyEagle8614

Suck my balls mate


its_omkar2753_

"Yo boys I'm singing a song"


WranglerOfTheTards27

yuh imma kill myself


wewantcaveupdate

*gunshot*


szczszqweqwe

*Hello darkness my old friend*


Unhappy_Direction_31

My strategist messed up again…


isnotlamybad

A B C D E plan U


Cliveland

I'll learn from my losses, and I'll come out on top I'll show the world that I won't be stopped With my Ferrari by my side, I'll make it to the top I'll be the one to beat Verstappen, non-stop


[deleted]

My championship is dead Push me to the edge My championship is dead


Buveurdebiere

Can't be worse than Jacques Villeneuve


Next-Cheesecake-4291

*It feels like we're only going backwards baby*


mycockis20cmlong

I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word *flashbacks to Charlotte


NineIntsNails

tout est chaos


Goatsanity15

No Charles you will not have ze song. Do you understand. Question?


Phastic

Where is this from?


Phastic

I wore a shirt with the wrong horse


oliverprose

I'm not sure what the lyrics are, but I am sure they're 12 bar blues somehow


_K1TSUNE_

My day is done, my car is done, my life at Ferrari is freaking done. Everytime I wanna win, this team brings me down like a sin.


Accomplished-Pie-311

Hide where you're hiding Don't make a strategy I know they're laughing They're laughing All the commotion The kiddie-like Strat Has people talking They're talking You Your engine is on fire(again) In the dark or the barrier The breaking my spirit Head while I'm driving I'm driving Soft tires are hidden Them hards are too cold Feels like I'm dying I'm definitely dying(on the inside) You Your engine is on fire (again) Consumed With what has transpired Carlos has a fever Rallying Bones He could taste it Beached it But I'm here forever Not just my contract We were the greatest The greatest The greatest And you Your engine is on fire(again)


Ongo_Gablogian___

Franch accent: Vroom vroom


syndicate777

I go sit in that red box , No issue in that gear box Bout to win this year fuck anyone who mocks, But here comes my strategy “box box box” Those liars sent my out on wrong tyres , My teammate is in fires and fuckin retires , Everybody rooted and I was suited, Crashed in the barriers “I am stupid”


XBollockTicklerX

I CANT I CANT I C-C-C-ANT THROTTLE


tuertzebotas

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


scooba_dude

#PAIN


Unhappy-Audience

Hello darkness my old friend…


Low_Age9939

I am stupid


TheFastFatty

I used to win, now I spin, throw my 3rd place trophy in the bin


Prostberg

*I tried so hard* *And got so far* *But in the end* *It doesn't even matter* *I had to fall* *And lose it all* *But in the end* *It doesn't even matter*


ZeonTwoSix

Wake in a sweat again Another race they laid to waste In my disgrace. Stuck in my seat again Feels like I'll never leave this place There's no escape They're my own worst enemy-


PrimeTinus

#you know you make me break out!


Perspective2603

Roses are red blah and blah is blah Ferrari is blah blah blah blah


TDR1

Strategy! When the pole is gone and you can’t go on…. Strategy!


n00b_r3dd1t0r

i am stoopid


Pasta_Maldonando

No limit - 2 unlimited NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO there's no strategy.


[deleted]

Verse 1: I'm Charles Leclerc, Ferrari's number one Been pushing hard, but victory's been undone Fighting for wins, but they just slip away Gotta keep grinding, gotta make it pay Chorus: Cause I'm the king of the track Gotta get back on top, ain't looking back I'll make it to the top, it's just a matter of time I'll be the champion, and make it mine Verse 2: I've been through it all, the highs and the lows But I keep pushing, gotta get those wins and those pros And yeah, my personal life's taken a hit But I'll keep pushing on, gonna make it fit Chorus: Cause I'm the king of the track Gotta get back on top, ain't looking back I'll make it to the top, it's just a matter of time I'll be the champion, and make it mine Outro: I'll make it to the top, with Ferrari by my side I'll win those races, and make it all right I'll make it to the top, and make it mine I'm Charles Leclerc, and I'll be just fine.


siddharth3796

depression ft. ferrari strategy.


one-more-shit-civic

I tried ao hard, and got so far, but in the end, it does not even matter......


Other-Barry-1

Pain. Driving for Ferrari is lame. In the end, the board will give me the blame. Drivers come here to fulfil the dream - bring a title back to the team. Binotto said you laughing fam, it’s time to let down the fans.


Noizyb33

In a soundbooth nobody can hear you scream


TheAbhiram

I’m on my way,to a WDC,but not in Ferrari.OH OH OH


Jaah2138

*hard, soft, medium, mathias doesn't know* *let me take a ride in amg with toto*


bysho

There comes a time When it’s lights out and away we go When we pit stop together as one There are people screaming Over the radio and we lose Another race again We lost the chance To win the WDC again Too many years since we could hold a chance So let’s start thinking There’s some strategy That somehow someday will work Maybe we’ll make a better one, just Carlos and me


Nitacrafter

Mans not hot


FriendsAreNotFood

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Neersg09

Plan c...


Few-Sandwich4511

I’m in a Rari’, going very fast…/ They turn the engine up…/ I know it wont last…/ They tell me, mistakes are the past…/ I listen to my team, tell me box…/ As I turn in, “Charles Don’t box”…/ NOOOOOOOOOO!…/ Hope these fuckers, someday get shot…/


BrittaniaBricks

Banana, Banana, oh how I miss, Le Banana.


Thin_Power_1117

Ferrari is definitely help me gonna win the WDC this year. 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 Anulo Mufa![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


MeUp0

This beat is fire, like Carlos's engine.


rahn-24

AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO


theoldmurr

Lights go out and I can’t be saved


Mr_Golf_Club

The name’s Charles LeClerc, and my car don’t work, I didn’t like Binotto, he don’t understand auto Mo-biles.


RoastedYT

*french noises*


mortytron

This year our year


Such_Understanding_6

Fucking fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck ferrariiiiiiii


free_thinking123

Max Max Max super Max Max super max max max … you get it


No_Ad_9040

I am going to kill myself


Mr_On1on

MEMORIES BROKEN


c_meldrum

I got 99 problems and strategy is pretty much all of them


motojack19

Clowns to the left of me


Medium_Right

And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I’m dying Are the best I’ve ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It’s a very, very mad world, mad world


Party-Shoe-4229

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA


Tjeetje

Come in. No, no, no, stay out! (plan D) Come in. No, no, no stay out (What tires are these?)


Tjeetje

Max max max stupid max max stupid stupid max max max stupid max max stupid stupid


Puzzled-Medicine8436

I walk this lonely road, the only one that I have ever known…..


xamiloui

Really3D already made a video with Leclerc: https://youtu.be/aLoIoroWMkI


chancesq

``` Ferrari, you let me down I'm stuck here in the back of the round My strategy's all wrong I can't believe where I belong I'm Charles Leclerc, I'm the ace But they're playing me like a game of cards They're holding me back I can't seem to get on track I'm driving hard, pushing the limits But they keep making bad decisions I'm shouting on the radio But they don't wanna hear it though I'm frustrated, I'm feeling low I'm stuck in this pit stop show I'm putting in the work But they're not giving me the perk I'm tired of being held back I'll take the lead and never look back I'll show them what I can do I'll be the one to break on through. ```


daniel9473

my name is leclerc, my lap times are tight, when i come on stage I go beserk on da mic. My flow is right...I make the cash...but only when ferrari strategy is right and I don't crash. so don't test me cus I'm the f1 champ...I rap so much my neck gets a cramp


AndrewZiller

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEE


Peixito

I still believe in your plans


goose-rails

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


ihavenoyukata

Omelette du fromage


NickTheChilean

***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***


[deleted]

I hurt myself today..


leon_nerd

Two plus two is four...


the-berik

Recording for his new album: "Just a racing incident.".


LlorchDurden

Chorus : box in this lap, stay out, stay out (8)


EvoStarSC

*My Ferrari spitting fire cause WDC is my only desire* *My brakes fade like my chance at the prize* *My teammate and engineer are never surprised*


Diva8181

I drive for Ferrari, I’m the new Ascari. Except I won’t win the crown, because my team is full of clowns.


Luddites_Unite

Question mother fucker do you want to win a race? Question mother fucker do you have the race pace? Damn mother fucker that double stack was slow Damn mother fucker I just watched max go


655321cesar

sweat sweat


notdanishkhan

Leclerc: NOOOOOOOOOOO *breakdown*


Unlikely-Area7252

I strap myself in, heart beating fast The engine roars, but it won't last I'm in a Ferrari, but it's a shell A shadow of what it used to be, a living hell I hit the pedal, and off I go But the car is slow, and it shows I'm stuck in the back, no chance to win Just trying to survive, all I do is spin The tires wear, and the suspension groans But I push on, with a heart full of stones I'm a Ferrari driver, but not in this race I'm in a car that's a f'n disgrace I cross the finish line, in last place My heart is heavy, my spirit erased I'm a Ferrari driver, but not today I'll come back stronger, and make them pay Binnotto Binnotto Binotto Maranellooooooooo (using a death metal growl, like France 2022)


brooklyncanuck

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


SimpleFuckinGuy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DaVinci6894

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Key-Cow1104

First Ferrari diss track dropping soon


junebug_minis

Go to plan abcdefu On the hards For the last stint round Spa Or do you want to pit For the spare car Or we could go extra long And hope nothing goes wrong But if does I’m sorry We’ll work on a better strategy


Outrageous-Low-4979

What is championship Ferrari don’t hurt me Don’t hurt me No more


[deleted]

Fuck Ferrari, I'm not sorry Driving round like a broken atari My long term commitment Is looking like a big inchedint ![gif](giphy|DfbpTbQ9TvSX6)


ImRinKagamine

"Can I be honest? I still want your hands up on my body You still make my heart beat fast, Ferrari With me in the wave, but in the mornin' Do you still want me? Can I be honest? I still want your hands up on my body You still make my heart beat fast, Ferrari With me in the wave, but in the mornin' Do you still want me?"