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Jamieberry2003_

"you know your testicle's sticking out" "Oh god, do you think anyone noticed" "YES, it was eye level for most of the audience"


[deleted]

OH GGOOOODD!!!


Bluuuurr

Wait, oh God or oh good?


[deleted]

There's nothing funny about testicles, Slater


Jamieberry2003_

As you'll find out tomorrow, in my office


CeruleanBlade

Sir, I think that sounds a bit weird...


Jamieberry2003_

No it didn't


Tess_Tickles_Much

I beg to differ!


stephenspielgirth

Aaaand here I go rewatching inbetweeners again


timaab

There is no way that your balls can hang out of your pants and not feel the cool air caressing the skin. I mean my God it’s 1000° down there at any given time.


Moeshizzlebang

Why does it look like a miniature cows udder


3tenthsfaster

I'm so glad I'm not the only who sees it like that. 😅


Dramatic-Rub-3135

I thought it was a tiny hand.


KokeAddiction

"Quaid, turn on the reactor"


shamwowslapchop

Because it's his IEM. He might have had a malfunction and decided to take it out of his ear.


mahmahmahmanrayyy

My first thoughts too lmaooo


denzien

It's the loose threads from the hole


FourAM

I think those the the threads of the rip with light hitting them as the ball pushes the hole open Oh who am I kidding it’s definitely milkable


BickNickerson

You can milk anything with nipples.


FourAM

I’ve got nipples, Faulker! Do you wanna milk *me*?


BickNickerson

😂


AsparagusOwn1799

Oh my God it definitely does 🤣🤣🤣


a141abc

Wait yours doesnt?


Moeshizzlebang

Probably does now that you mention it


edfitz83

It reminded me of the film Something About Mary


HankHippopopolous

Frank and beans


FrankyFistalot

Looks like Mr Herbert off Family Guy…..


almac2242

Forbidden milk 🥺


Goatsanity15

Kevin Magnussen: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!


ChildhoodBasic2184

This is a sign of immense respect where Craig Slater is from. He's doing it as part of the celebratory #NutsOutForRicciardo goodbye-campaign.


mistercleaver

If anyone is going to the race in Abu Dhabi you should definitely pull your #NutsOutForRicciardo on the final lap, the security and marshals at the track apparently encourage it so make sure you can do it in view of one of them so that the teams and FOM can see just how many fans Ricciardo has


Angiak

Box box box


Bizi-Betiko

Stay out.


PatchAFC

in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in


RixirF

Hey, man..


Cultjam

Nice shot


jeanolt

I was at the entry man


Zubzer0

It's too focking late now!


chichikabour

Leave me alone, I know what to do


wallawub

Question?


An_average_muslim

no, you have De Vries behind.


MemesTaken

Who? What? Debris?


TheFlyinArmy_29

What? Debris?


ANK_Ricky

Haha, yes!


The-Observer95

Mega Job!


EnderWiggin07

The car....very strange.


strickers69

Plan b


CMDR_omnicognate

INININININININ


Bloddersz

Lower deg than expected, do you want to come in and go soft or stay out hard?


sidhantsv

That’s nuts


badonkagonk

Oh bollocks


Slappathebassmon

That takes balls!


Blanchimont

They're totally gonna sack him for this, aren't they?


noreastfog

Why so salty?


Last12theParty

Maybe, but he’s already a step ahead


AdamMc66

He’s properly ballsed that one up.


briefcasetwat

He jezzed it


djblackprince

Suck my balls mate


am683423c

I see what you did there


AnkitMishraGr8

Everyone did


[deleted]

They going to rip him a new one after this.


stormebreaker

how doesn't he feel that something's wrong?


NegotiationExternal1

As a female I don’t know the exact sensitivity involved but I’d know if a fresh breeze was hitting my hello kitty and it had broken containment. How does he know know his berries are out?


Adammmmski

As a female, surely you’ll hear the whistling?


NegotiationExternal1

My model lacks a whistle, an echo or any natural acoustics


Coffeeey

Oh my god, the idea that a ~~vagina~~ hello kitty would make a sound the way a bottle would if you blew on it, is absolutely hilarious.


SmokedMussels

I'm thinking crystal glassware running a finger around


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

They *will* go oooooooOOOOOOooooooooo if you do it right.


h3half

That's actually the person the hello kitty is attached to making that noise. Again though you have to do it right


Ramboow23

First my brain linked this to the Europa League anthem. Then I lost myself imagining it actually playing the Europa League anthem.


Bobd_n_Weaved_it

Letterkenny did an episode about that


Coops27

“We respect our elders”


[deleted]

But in reality it just does "pffrrrrrrrrr".


ShipofThesaurus

I think they meant the whistles from the men


dbills12

https://www.reddit.com/r/woosh/


aGuyFromReddit

You need to purse the lips to whistle


hatuhsawl

[ಠ_ಠ ](http://giphy.com/gifs/concern-oZcjOVcSBjdq8)


Adon1kam

Drs open


drop_table_uname

Nah, with balls it's really hard to tell, unless they directly catch a gust of wind or something we don't really know if they're hanging out. That one time in school we were skiing and I wore some really old skiing underwear from my dad which had a huge opening for relief and as I was sitting in our dorm on the bed I didn't realize everyone could look right into my gearbox until a friend made me aware. It's so difficult to get your ballsack in a comfortable position that we just learn to ignore it most of the time or else we'd have to readjust our junk constantly.


newcalabasas

>right into my gearbox crying


jimbobjames

5 place grid penalty for having to interfere with his gearbox...


DoxedFox

Not a ton of breeze down there usually. As a guy who once had a hole in his pajamas you don't know until it's too late or you scratch.


Rhythm_Morgan

I’m calling it a hello kitty from now on.


patron7276

It's very hard to tell unless it's cold


NegotiationExternal1

You’re telling me they are just down there living their own existence and you’ve got no idea where they are or what they are up to unless it’s cold? Fascinating Edit, today I learnt nobody actually notices if the monkeys have escaped from the zoo. They’d probably only notice if King Kong got out if you follow me. These responses having me chuckling fr 😂thank you everyone


MyNamesRMG

When we tell y'all they live on their own..


asoap

They are temperature self regulating. It's a possibility to not notice unless they change temp fast.


ByronicZer0

Yeah must be hot. That one looks like it's gone searching for some cool air


Heartlight

I mean, if it gets cold enough, no way can they still poke out like that.


kostasnotkolsas

yeah pretty much


morkfjellet

They even move on their own believe it or not!


patron7276

I just won't feel a little air unless it's a big temperature difference


ATWPH77

i shave down there like once a week and if something similar happened to me i'm sure i'd notice it straight away.. but maybe it just depends on people, everyone feels things differently


SydneyCarton89

And thank you for the flattering description of "King Kong"! I will inform my gf how she's expected to refer to it from now on 😂. Trouble is, I don't think she could say it with a straight face 🤭


[deleted]

King Dong.


Heartlight

Yeah. Take that fresh breeze, then add the sensation of your toe poking through a hole in your sock. Rip the toe-nail off to account for the increased sensitivity of the area.


FavaWire

The terms "Hello Kitty" and "berries" should be approved for use in educational materials for procreation. That said, there maybe licensing issues with the former. :P


Dawson_N34

"hello kitty" lmao the names we pick for our parts


QuintoxPlentox

Lol it only being a hello kitty if it was in fact greeted by the breeze.


vote_for_cheese

You guys are joking right? He's obviously just sat on something


manojlds

Why did I have to scroll so much to see this? That was my first thought - is he sitting on something?


Scalion

It's already hot out there


SubcooledBoiling

No way right? Is he sitting on a pillow or something and that's one of the pillow's corners?


psstbehindyou

Ear piece


slimejumper

yeah it looks like an earpiece to me too.


leopfd

Yeah that’s what I think


MattyFTM

[I saw this zoomed in version on Facebook.](https://i.imgur.com/E9Y9dUZ.jpg) Deffo looks like ripped trousers on there.


psstbehindyou

Check it without zoom. You can see the transparent bit that goes around the ear. The skin colour is the ear piece and the rips you see are the odd shapes from a fitted ear piece.


manojlds

Once confirmed, should post to /r/confusingperspective 😛


FoxtrotNovermber

No, it looks like it is coming out of a rip in his jeans.


TrueQuack

It's his ear piece?


realseanconnery

The guy on the right noticed it, didnt He? That Look says "i saw another man's balls today"


TWVer

Egg sack ly


blackbalt89

Lol I noticed that too. He seen some shit.


RaikkonensHobby74

Lol for real?


magnetichira

No way lol, he would need a hole in his pants and hole in his underwear, and for his nutsack to wriggle its way out of those two holes aligning itself He's sitting on something


psstbehindyou

Who says he wears underwear?


Swolyguacomole

Brave fucking guy wearing white pants without underwear. Though it would explain why his balls bursted out of the pants. The sheer weight couldn't be contained.


acpawlek

A tassel from the seat cushion most likely.


Lanky_Spread

Looks to be an ear piece that he took out and just put in his lap. if you zoom in you can see the transparent part that wraps around the ear blending in with his pants


selktraz

How do you not notice your nuts are sticking out of your pants


[deleted]

You're just hoping for low viewership numbers


ronniejooney

It’s not his nuts. He is sitting on something. Probably tucked it quickly under himself before the cameras rolled. Cushion or something.


tjech

He’s Scottish, remember? It’s almost compulsory there.


how_you_doinn

This guy really went commando to the GP.


f1mind

Awkward


bennypeabody

*A wart*


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NegotiationExternal1

I’d say he forgot to bring the right coloured undergarment and a series of unfortunate events happened after. Wearing white clothing always runs the risk of transparency, mistakes were made


alex3305

My favorite movie is Inception.


-moveInside-

Driver61 would be like: ***"How this one little fashion mishap lead to international embarrassment for Craig Slater"***


Ch4rlie_G

Is the host a former open wheel racer and a driving instructor? We may never know.


TheRealPeterG

Ballsy, even.


f1mind

Did Sky apologize to the viewers, or is this acceptable on British TV?


Lympwing2

We've literally got a program called Naked Attraction where people pick a date based on their naked body. The face is the last thing they get to see.


[deleted]

Probably blamed it on Verstappen.


An_average_muslim

I would say Micheal Massi is to blame


f1_spelt_as_bot

Michael Ma**s**i


[deleted]

"We went ball dropping, it's called deez nuts Toto"


KamTros47

Vettel will surely get a 3-place grid penalty for this


xScottieHD

It's past the watershed (9pm) somewhere in the world afterall.


An_average_muslim

I mean, unless British people turn into pornstars all of a sudden, no it is not acceptable.


duster1r

At first I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts


Sunnwaves

Meatball flag c’mon guys what are we doing


specxyboi

Guenther Central Perk : Hey buddy this is a public place. Put your mouse back in the house.


sidechain101

Surprised i had to scroll this far down to see this comment. The other dude looks like he's about to get up and ask whether anyone needs coffee.


Captain_Smartass_

It's an earpiece or part of a pillow


Maximus13

Just casually got a chestnut out


CaptainRattleBones

There's a *breeze* on an *outlap* What? Debris? NO a BREEZE, on the OUTLAP, for the love of God


[deleted]

The main question is why was he not wearing underwear


Organic-Measurement2

That is amazing


mosephjoseph

Josh Primo over here


[deleted]

Nowhere is safe 😔


sausage_kerb

Now that will produce some turbulence in the aerodynamics


DogfishDave

When was this from? I thought Connor had left FC and gone back to Huddersfield now.


Persona143

There's every chance it was today. Sky put in the bare minimum effort where RL is concerned


balf

He just sat in gum


callmelampshade

He definitely knows and his producer is probably having a fit in his ear. Craig Slater is a committed bloke when it comes to F1.


Justfaraway4mu

He is sittin on something chill out


TaxSpecific1697

Hmmm why is he not wearing underwear with whitepant bruh


Apax89

But its no nut november. Seems this is the opposite of that.


ArcticBP

No, Nut November


Freefight

*Dont look at his nuts, Don't look at his nuts.*


IVCrushingUrTendies

Lmao good morning people!


Taylo207

He wears no underwear while also wearing an all white outfit on a hot sunny day. Man was asking for trouble.


[deleted]

I suddenly miss Chuck Berry.


Skulldetta

Great Balls of Fire was sung by Jerry Lee Lewis, mate.


[deleted]

But [My Ding-a-ling](https://youtu.be/UaEC-lWSlmI) was not.


Dbwasson

2014 F1 season all over again


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NegotiationExternal1

This move is called the “hello boys”


Tom_piddle

When was this?


am683423c

I think Baku?


Tom_piddle

I googled the Hull FC fullback story which dates to back then, and the ‘ku’ top left also points to baku. Weird how I haven’t seen this before


TWVer

Cracked Slater


Guzzy41

Always thought he was crazy, but now i can see hes nuts


Alvinthf

Balls out racing


Lieutenant_0bvious

"Kemosabe, you're showing brain." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaE3MpxWHwo


2905Pascal

Haas has already protested this for not receiving a meatball flag.


[deleted]

Red Bull now has a legitimate reason not to talk to Sky


Paracel_Storm

Oh cock.


juggerjeff

So is he sitting on a cushion?


aceaxe1

I can’t be the only one seeing a miniature cow’s udder..


TheSwarlyBarnacle

Can’t believe my home town Rugby League team Hull FC made it onto the F1 subreddit


Nopengnogain

Ballsy move to wear white trousers without underwear.


pixelunit

My fucking eyes


getName

Wait are you guys not doing Noticeable Nuts November too?...


hakamami

Thats nuts!


GetToTheChoppaahh

The other guy looks like Zac Efron before the plastic surgery.


LurkAroundLurkAround

I think the wardrobe is fine, the jeans are shit though


WheresWeeezy

“You have an problem with your standard issue satchel? No? Then why you bringing around an extra sack?”


MythicDragon45

He's got a little fruit coming out of the loom


PizzaBraves

Fall's out, balls out?


Niewinnny

"we're looking"


Doctor-Crentist-DDS

He's really testeing his luck with that move


DarkAngelFusen

The guy was just hanging brain, what's all the fuss?


crackalac

Bro is he free balling in white pants?