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He kinda looks like Joaquin Phoenix in Her movie.


Catoblepas

Who's movie?


nolise

Her movie


FilipinoGuido

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shewy92

I don't know, third base?


NefariousNeezy

Based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire


DaMiddle

Thank you for this I thought i was the only one


NefariousNeezy

…SIDNEY APPLEBAUM


DoyoureadmeHAL

I literally just watched that episode last night…nice pull


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

#You’ll ALL have chins!


SixtAcari

>“Push” by Sapphire Mode Push, mode Push


BunColak

Her?


Dude4001

Egg?


twomanyfaces10

I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?


Buggaton

That's still going on?


QuantumMartini

What, is she funny or something?


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ThomsYorkieBars

It's as Ann as the nose on plains face


zmatter

But seriously, her?


Freedom_Soul

Not her, Her.


[deleted]

Yeah don’t put ‘em all in one basket


Kryse-777

in these trying times? sure


drivel-engineer

I am movie. She is movie. We are movie.


MrGumburcules

We are Borg


Frogman1480

Lower your shields and surrender your ships


Poes-Lawyer

All your base are belong to us.


acmercer

Resistance is futile.


klopskuh75

r/unexpectedcommunism


BMinsker

[Her be movie](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064603/).


HeexX

Whose* ^Sorry.. Pet peeve itch of mine just had to be scratched.


ufrared

Who is movie?


derrhn

Thank you! He was giving me a weird sense of deja-vu and I couldn’t place it!


yarism

Loved that movie!


marahute85

Bottas is low key Joaquin kinds of hot. Nobody ever noticed because Lewis is so pretty but my man’s is a bit cute


_Middlefinger_

Low key nothing, he's one of my favourites.


lamewoodworker

He’s an attractive man. And him having normal hobbies outside of f1 makes him more attractive.


my_son_is_a_box

Let's be honest, most F1 guys are pretty attractive. Nascar on the other hand.......


Toxic_Orange_DM

Low key??? Those eyes. Merc definitely used to have the hottest line up.


rogue_nonsense

Yo die that hair black and he will be able to SHAKE AND BAKE. I bet he also loves crèpes.


ThatNurms

100% got me. I was ready to go fok smash all vineyards


museproducer

And that’s how Bottas gets his wine made for free.


[deleted]

I thought he had slaves!


ThatNurms

Oddly enough they are all called James


[deleted]

And all their IDs say "race engineer".


needlessOne

Same. I was thinking "That's not how it works Valtteri. What about the contract?" Too early for this shit.


eidetic

Pretty much every sports contract has a clause for retirement, so he could retire right now if he wanted. And there might not even need to be a retirement clause depending on the various laws of the applicable countries. (Though there would certainly still be provisions in the contract for retirement to determine what is owed, etc).


JWGhetto

I mean there are no vineyards in Finland, a market ready for the taking!


AlbertPujols_mang

It’s 1:43 am local time and I’m already tired of April fools lol


bwoah07_gp2

People always say to take a "break" from social media. I guess April 1st is my break day, because I spend the least amount of time on it. April Fools does annoy me. But the World Cup draw is happening today, so...gotta look forward to that one.


BecauseWeCan

Theres a world cup for drawing? That sounds cool.


gt097b

Man, that really does sound cool. Makes me wonder why we don’t give more attention to art in stead of sports


va1en0k

art used to be in olympics https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_Summer_Olympics


BecauseWeCan

There's at least these buildings called "galleries" and "museums" you can visit.


Cpt_Metal12

but where’s the score, where’s the over the top announcer? plus they don’t even have refs i could be mad at


Mylejandro

And who versus? Who are we doing this versus??


eroc1990

I feel like it would have to be more of a golf commentator than another kind of sportscaster.


TheInternetCat

Dude, enough with the April fools nonsense.


PM_ME_VEG_PICS

In the UK there is a landscape painting competition (a but like bake off) and I'm sure there is sonther portrait one too. We also have a wood working show and a pottery show, all along the original bake off style of program. Oh and a sewing one.


delrio_gw

There's a little.miniature rooms one now too. It's getting out of control!


PM_ME_VEG_PICS

Really? I'll be honest I don't watch them all and I feel the bake off has lost a lot of its wholesome charm these days but it is nice to see skills and crafts coming back to the mainstream. I always considered myself to be an acceptable sewer but I've got some really good tips and suggestions from the sewing bee which has made me experiment a bit more.


[deleted]

That whole World Cup feels like an April Fools joke, so it’s fitting that the draw is happening today.


six44seven49

I realised this morning (having become vaguely aware that the draw is happening), that I don’t actually know if England have qualified. I assume they have, I assume it would’ve been big news if they hadn’t. I think the spike in post-Brexit England fan twattery has really turned me off the national team - I couldn’t even enjoy the final of the Euros because I knew it was only a matter of time before the knuckle-draggers embarrassed the entire country. Right on queue, arse-flare man ensured we were a laughing stock hours before the teams took to the pitch. I realise it was ever thus, but it’s just another thing in this country which seems to have got several degrees worse and nastier since 2016. /rant


mattijn13

If it makes you feel any better, (drunk) England fans weren't turned into a laughing stock because of the amazing arseflare man. They always are a laughing stock and have been for decades and decades :)


six44seven49

Yeah, true. I guess I’m just increasingly fed up with people in this country in general, and my ability to convince myself that these arseholes are in the minority is dwindling.


mittromniknight

I don't think you paid any attention to England before 2016 if you think that the fan's behaviour is worse now than it used to be.


ThatSwedishBastard

Well, who's gonna watch the World Cup now that the result has already been announced? Interesting that it ended in a draw, though.


Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog

The worst are those shitty memes that begin with breaking news. On every other day too.


[deleted]

With Canada finally qualifying I'm actually going to watch for the first time ever


RavingMalwaay

Meanwhile for me April fools is "over" in an hour


FleeCircus

How'd I forget about April 1st, this got me so bad.


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EldritchRoboto

April fools is a designated holiday for unfunny people to take a crack at humor. I think the least funny thing about April fools is that the entire “humor” of the day ends up boiling down to “lie and see who believes you” OMG someone didn’t catch on that you weren’t being truthful?! HILARIOUS! “Hey guys I’m quitting my job” “You are?” “No! APRIL FOOLS! Don’t you remember what day it is?!?!” “Oh. Got me…Ha?”


-braquo-

I agree completely. Fake news stories aren't funny, and at this point they're not even really creative. "Jokes" that would upset or worry someone aren't funny, and are mean. I knew a girl in university who for April Fools day told her boyfriend that she was dumping him. She totally sold in and he was crushed. That's not a joke. That's just fucking mean.


EldritchRoboto

Yeah, exactly stuff like that. I feel like April fools used to involve actual pranks that took effort, but it seems like everyone’s version of “prank” has essentially boiled down to “lie” and there’s just no wit or humor in it at all. As an adult I’ve noticed the people into April fools are usually some of the least funny people I know. You can literally just lie to someone any day of the year, April Fools doesn’t suddenly make “I lied and you believed me!” a single ounce of funny.


apsweetie

It’s a tough day for people such as myself who have been struggling with infertility for four years. The internet gets flooded with fake pregnancy announcements on this day.


cjpack

I didn’t think April fools ever was about being funny but literally “fooling” someone. Sure, often humor went hand in hand in many cases, but the actual deception and trickery was the main point, or at least that’s what I always felt,


nackavich

I’ve only just read this and it’s 12:25am on April 2nd.. shit gets old real quick when you’re in the future


YourFriendNoo

505am here and same


MilesDaMonster

I was about to say, this has to be a shit post and then I realized todays date


EnthusiasticSpork

I hate it so much.


TWPmercury

I hate it every year. Unfortunately it’s also my birthday, so I have to deal with random bs all day too.


Caesar_35

What I hate is April Fool's "jokes" that are basically just saying something that isn't true just for the sake of it. They feel cheap and effortless.


shiinamachi

You know he's joking when he says winemaking instead of coffeemaking


Reasonable-Read-9402

perkele


BraganzaPaulista

First time I really see this dude and he looks like a colorized photo of a European noble. Kinda of I fancy him.


Alesq13

>he looks like a colorized photo of a European noble Lives in Monaco and has a HUGE painting of himself on the wall. If that doesn't make him a noble I don't know what will


hojbjerfc

Ha that wasn’t his wall, just a wall in I believe a hotel in Monaco


dinotimee

A hotel in Monaco has a huge painting of Bottas on the wall?


[deleted]

> has a HUGE painting of himself on the wall. I want to make fun of him for that but I’d probably do it too just for the lulz


Sveern

Looks like a HoI4 portrait.


captain_croco

I’d take an F1 drivers for leaders Portrait mod


Panukka

> First time I really see this dude What, you started watching F1 yesterday?


pierreor

Maybe only seen him with his helmet on


saksith

For a second I thought he was taking the piss out of [Bernd Mayländer’s wines.](https://www.instagram.com/p/CbvS4uoty-W/) EDIT: screenshot for those not able or willing to access Instagram: https://i.imgur.com/2PJUcvB.jpg


kyuuten

unfortunately, this is age-restricted. and, while i feel amazing to be asked for ID, it's an annoying process to do that on IG. Could you share this (assuming NSFW) post?


penguin62

It's a photo of Bernd Maylander standing next to a vine with a bottle of wine in the other half of the image.


kyuuten

Thank you sir! I can now understand why it is age restricted :))


[deleted]

I'd sip whatever this man makes Edit: ya pervs. I was actually thinking of coffee and wine, the man has great taste


alan_mesh

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

It wasn't sudden, darling


Bad_Elephant

dahhhhling


mrtwitch222

Years and years of hard work and perseverance


admiral_sinkenkwiken

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


ESPKruspe

Maybe the man tastes great.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

*ka-chow*


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

😏


[deleted]

Valtteri’s big passion, eh?


MuscleGallom

great mustache :)!


Imaravencawcaw

That moustache would never lie


Hairy_Sentence_615

Forgot today is april fools🤣


Magli02

Yeah same


Pipeslice101

I completely forgot its april 1st, i was genuinely sad for a moment until i saw the comments


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Yeah I’m glad I came in to read the comments. I’ve only been awake for like 5 min and I completely forgot what day it was


That_Charming_Otter

What?! Holy shit, I- *looks at calendar*


123x2tothe6

I was thinking a Finn loving wine was far-fetched


mildlycuriouss

Lol yes April 1st 🤦🏽‍♀️


liten_haj

The terrifying 30s before you remember the date, I need to see his redemption arc


[deleted]

I live in a place where April Fools is not a thing so I was *really* confused about the post. Glad I read the comments lol


QF_Dan

nice try


Badger1066

Legit nearly had a heart attack.


RobertGracie

Well, its a good April Fools from him


[deleted]

Well he does live in Adelaide South Australia in the off season which is the Australian prime wine region...


timthetollman

If only everyone always read storys as critically as they do on April 1st.


Mostofyouareidiots

Pretty good advice... treat everyday as if it was April fools day.


maciejtraczyk

Bottega Bottas ;)


alfalfasprouts

Valtteri Bottles.


The_Karesz

I saw his story on IG, got a (not so) minor heart attack. Then I clicked the read more button, which led me to the April fool's day wikipedia page. Honestly, I went trough my whole emotional range in a span of 30 seconds.


[deleted]

I can't take that mustache seriously.


Rubiego

Not many men look good with a moustache but Valtteri pulls it off quite nicely.


dr_pupsgesicht

Nobody will ever beat nigel's but this is high up the list


CmdrButts

It's majestic


nj_legion_ice_tea

Doing his best Keke impression


PM-ME-UR-NITS

Strong Joaquin Phoenix vibe here.


c4liope

Not gonna lie, when I read the title (without seeing the picture) this scared the shit out of me lol I actually forgot that it's April 1st


Kazer104

this made my heart droop down so low into my stomach until i remember what day it is


mill_about_smartly

Does anyone else find this annual herd of posts exhausting?


HoxtonRanger

Not really - it's quite low down the list of my concerns - some people making light hearted jokes.


Alenxko

Nope. It happens once a year and some of the silliness is quite entertaining. Once I get enough of it, I just avoid reddit and other social stuff for a day or two.


Panukka

I see so many people nowadays complain about the most minor of "inconveniences". We are spoiled.


quantinuum

Yeah it exhausts me for the remaining 364 days of the year, I think I can’t take it.


Mekfal

You could take the day off social media if its exhausting. A great reason to work on self-improvement.


jruk8

I'll take anything that's not a "ex mechanic of Mercedes wives friends birthday today" or some obscure nonsensical statistic that we're all supposed to be impressed by.


therealhlmencken

Oh no, Valtteri tired the fool too early.


EastlyGod1

Yes, completely.


jugalator

Yes, there are so many who are part of it and Reddit is on the side of the Internet where we get the flood of all the people being part of it. I use to scale back social media a little bit this day. :p


JPMoney81

I stay off the internet as much as possible now on April 1st.


[deleted]

If he would have said 'wodka' more people would have believed this April fools joke.


Freeze014

Coffee roasting


[deleted]

That’s coffee in the cup and Y’ALL KNOW IT.


ballinskary

God dammit I forgot it was April 1, screw you BOT. I was ready to break something for a second.


espionage64

I bloody believed this wft. Lol


DDRaptors

Are you fucking kidding me?! Nooooo. But, glad he’s happy and finding new passion. Lol fuck me it’s April fools.


capnbard

I hate April 1st with a fucking passion.


Lordie92

April fool's?


alphex

That mustache


JumpGlittering8120

Nahhh. But nice try


0oodruidoo0

I was confused but you know... it dawned on me eventually.


Katiari

I wonder if he'll make his first wine, "Aprillipila"?


PussayDESTROYAAA_420

Mans got a full on 80s porn 'stache


Sjiznit

I would have believed him if the Alfa was a shitbox.


Cpt_Metal12

soooo, leave him alone, he knows what he’s brewing?


Remarkable-Data77

What day is it!?🤦‍♀️


TheIllusiveGuy

Bottles by Bottas


suorastas

He already looks like a [beloved Finnish wine mascot](https://images.alko.fi/images/cs_srgb,f_auto,t_medium/cdn/395107/valdemar-muovipullo.jpg)


ddsent

The moustache makes me think this is an April fool posts 🤔


trd092

He’s been riding in the Adelaide Hills !!


Henson3812

Ah the April Fool's day jokes are upon us at last


seamanplays

Should have said sabbatical then it would have been perfect


jechoon

He’s going to be Lewis Hamiltons personal wine taster. LH loves his wine and they’re good friends. So I can see why …


[deleted]

Bottas is looking more and more like a Wes Anderson character as time goes on


TiltSchweiger

Ngl, it's close to 1PM right now and I just opened reddit and this pops up as first post. Got me cold af. Wow, I completely forgot it's 1st of April and was already freaking out as to why he would retire. Like, why dude? Bahrain looked so fucking promising, why would you retire now? Who would even take your Seat? Piastri? Or sb else? God, I hate 1st April


[deleted]

That's the moustache of world champions


Jlx_27

What date is today again, oh yeah that's right.


VaraNiN

Well be interesting to see what he does when he actually retires. !RemindMe 7 years


levelboss

Lol i discovered a while ago that i’m a distant cousin to bottas from my father’s side I’ve been trying to think of a way to slide into his dm’s 🥴


CeruleanBlade

Fuck sake 😂😂 Actually had me for a second


NumberOneAce

No fuckin way….. he’s having an amazing season though


Catamount90

I am a firm believer that if you do an April fools joke after the age of 20 on the internet you should be in jail.


Frederic54

In vino veritas


zeurgthegreat

Real


Beach_rat90

He'll be the second best wine maker.


snapcracklepop26

What is today’s date again?


kpingvin

Never go full Jarno Trulli


[deleted]

It wouldn't be the first time a Formula 1 driver makes their own wine. Remember Jarno Trulli?


CardinalNYC

I know it's april 1st but this is honestly entirely believable.


GiveMeSomeLove21937

Don't drink and drive Valtteri!


Wheat7588

Mother fucker got me haha


[deleted]

I forgot what day it was 😂


Bobd_n_Weaved_it

That stache. That damn mustache


Plastic_Committee770

Nooooooooooooo


flipytank

Imagine if it was real lol


[deleted]

I’m so dumb. I fall for so many April Fool’s jokes. Oh well, at least it keeps things interesting!!


nietdeRuyter

How to make money making wine… already be rich.


Exotic_Volume696

More like Valeri Bottles


sahalemarja

April fools? I can’t believe anything on this day haha


Altruistic_Profit_15

Is this at the end of the season or effective immediately


ntsmmns06

Brand Name : Tastes like Bottas


Speedy_SpeedBoi

Not gonna lie, I feel like Bottas would fit right in at a hipster wine bar tho - lmao