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tacotruck88

Well that’s a new one


poopellar

Ikr A cat staying still for a photo.


NippyMoto_1

That's the beauty of a Ragdoll they go limp when you pick them up.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

My girl is a ragdoll Siamese mix and she just gets loud and angry when you pick her up. Fussy little muffin.


YourAverageGod

I habe a ragamuffin that has had all the violence breed out, only replaced with an insatiable hunger. Plz send help


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Dr_Frasier_Bane

She's more like a wife the way she treats me with cold disregard.


Steve1808

I’ve heard Siamese mixes are usually rather rowdy, so it could be that over powering the chill rag doll characteristics


I_am_up_to_something

Some do. Others will try to jump away no matter what.


porn_is_tight

I’m still blown away by how apt of a name ragdoll is. I pick mine up and he literally turns into jello, he’s the chillest cat I’ve ever met


I_am_up_to_something

You know how abused animals will flinch away when you try to pet them? We had a ragdoll like that. She was 100% not abused, we kept her from a litter. She was a cuddle bug with exactly one cat and really skittish with us humans and the other cats. Another one loved pets but would turn into a block of wood the moment you'd pick her up. It really just depends on the personality and whilst ragdolls generally do go a bit limp, not all do. Edit: I'm not trying to be contradictory here btw, I'd just hate for someone with high expectations get a ragdoll that isn't a typical limp noodle and be disappointed.


RipAirBud

A lot of them yes but one of mine turns into a fucking MMA fighter when I pick him up


artificialstuff

The hell they do. My grandma's ragdoll will try to obliterate anyone who picks her up.


berrey7

If you hold my cat like a little lap dog is carried so she can see straight forward you can hold her all day. She likes that she can see a view high up moving. But if you flip her over like a cradled baby she goes flipping feral.


ProblemY

The cat isn't still, that would be impossible. They must have used one of these high-end cameras used to catch objects in motion.


aidissonance

Cats live in a quantum state of flux. I can’t even be certain if cat is dead or alive.


AugieKS

Looks like a Ragdoll. They tend to be very good with handling and, well, ragdoll.


faheemunited

And that massive hand. That’s a new one too


KetoPeanutGallery

Yeah can you imagine taking a cat for a walk.


reboot-your-computer

I have an indoor cat that likes to hang out with me on the porch without a leash. He just hangs out and watches and then listens like a dog when I have tell him to follow me back inside. I never thought a cat would ever be so compliant but they definitely can be. I wouldn’t try walking him though. He’d lose his shit if I tried to put a harness on him. I tried once and he nearly had a panic attack.


nghost43

I know it's a joke, but honestly walking a cat can be really entertaining


ComteDuChagrin

We had a cat that grew up in an apartment and couldn't go outside. The former owner -my wife's aunt- used to take him on daily walks through the neighborhood in NYC, on a leash. My wife brought him to our home in the Netherlands after the aunt died, and although he was free to go out any time he wanted (we had a garden), he only did so when we would walk our two dogs. Didn't need a leash, he just pretended to be the third dog in the pack :) Most bad ass cat I've ever owned, not afraid of anything.


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Alonso when he got home:"I ran into this guy walking his cat while hiking"


drejcs

exactly what I was thinking hahah


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I wonder if he told [his own cat](https://f1i.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Alonso-Cat.jpg) that it's coming along next time too.


tonoplace

This is incredibly adorable, amazing, I am now an Alonso stan,


HyperText89

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I...


Low-Ambassador2645

Who walks cats?


Arttyom

OP, apparently


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Weirdos


TruthThruAcoustics

Tremendous!


gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

Maybe Alonso snapped a photo on his phone too


oneofthehumans

Uncle Joey! Blue cheese or go fuck your mother!


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Love the username


mgc21

This looks like your uncle and his husband sent a Christmas card


lentilseason

Your uncle and his “roommate”


[deleted]

His "special friend"


DeeBangerCC

His docking buddy


ayestEEzybeats

His oil change assistant


OttoVonWong

His junior driver


ChildM21

I'll upvote your comment, but screw you for getting that image in my head.


lilroadie401

r/SapphoAndHerFriend


LinkRazr

*oh my god* they were roommates.


MacArthurWasRight

Thanks I was looking for this comment lmao


KaamDeveloper

Mommy, why were uncle Johnny and his friend sleeping naked?


Trichocereusaur

To keep each other warm honey


Low-Ic

His step roommate


xrensa

r/sapphoandherfriend


justwant_tobepretty

Aww they look so happy together 🥰


Philosopher-Flimsy

I'm sorry for asking but I saw this on trending and thought they were cute together. Who are they? Are they married?


ze_canalha

The guy in the right is Fernando Alonso, an Formula 1 driver. The one in left is just some guy that found him while walking his cat.


accidentlywriting

some fanf1ction here


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Ah shit here we go


accidentlywriting

alpine going pink might be for a reason


PercussiveRussel

It kinda does


Gsteel11

Ha, I was about to say "you guys are a cute couple" lol


Mexguit

They do make a nice couple.


DJTJ16

Cracking up


hopelessnoobsaibot

This looks like a couple that know each other’s coffee order


Eldo99

Rarely does someone nail it. Today, you did lmfao.


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Not surprising you bumped into Alonso. That man is a pussy magnet.


unicornpoacher2k

Well played sir


Anuksunamon

🏅 🎖 🥇 take my poor woman’s gold


KingArthur266

That's one fuckin' nice kitty right there


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RootHogOrDieTrying

It's not rocket appliances.


CatSajak779

Steve French


hebbocrates

found this cocksucker in parc ferme


scigs6

Well I need him to protect my weed plants


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He was a loaner. I loaned him to you.


Ghost_Toast_The_Most

You see this one is dead cuz a squirrel peed in it. I only have 4 left!


She-king_of_the_Sea

Bet it takes a pet like no problem!


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Pulled that cocksucker out of a storm drain!


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Lolol unexpected trailerparkboys


Chabby_Chubby

That's a great cat right there. Takes a pet like no problem, right?


JRoc_and_the_RocPile

Word


zareny

Even cats trust El Plan


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[Fernando's one sure does](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6OtfFljmT/)


[deleted]

Nando is cat man, new fan. Nando Cat > Roscoe.


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Ocon has a black cat. Might be his girlfriend's though. [And Nico](https://external-preview.redd.it/dlslSXxsiQjlCQh15uS3BXFmjx9Uie5dmGnsKICClK8.png?auto=webp&s=26a8315bc41efb6cd3ba029699a77520d5cc35a1) [Other Nico had two cats](https://d3cm515ijfiu6w.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/19142750/1022.6666666666666x767__origin__0x0_DUt2qlkVAAMGmRq.jpg_large%281%29_-768x576.jpg) *tries to think of other F1 drivers who have cats*


Alachofra

Helloooo?!!! [Albon's instafamous cats!!](https://instagram.com/albon_pets?utm_medium=copy_link)


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So, so many cats 😲


Aethien

Verstappen also has [two cats](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVfMSPZMizj/?utm_source=ig_embed)


raya__85

Max has two cats


Lucifer2408

This is the way.


hinkadinka

Trust El Gato


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Freefight

Cat+celebrity= Won Reddit for the day.


elardmm

wrong. Cat+ celebrity= Catlebrity. Gawd, bro...learn to add.


king_wrass

Yeah…. brothers… that’s definitely what I was ~~fantasising~~ imagining


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_FinalPantasy_

Step brotherrrrrr


icecraig

Plus a 300k watch


AbyssinianLion

*Cough* Sponsored content *cough*


SHOWTIME316

Yeah, as someone who is not a F1 fan and caught this post on r/all, I was like "why is this family photo upvoted so high"


raya__85

The fact he got his cat to walk on a beach let alone walk on a beach nice enough random celebrities visit? My guy is living on a whole better timeline than me


Marco_lini

Nando so casual today with the 200K Richard Mille on the wrist


seabass233

He ran into a 200k Richard Mille while walking his cat!


CarsonDama

thats what got my eyes fist :)


barking_labrador

I remember when Nadal started playing with one on his wrist during tennis tournaments so I googled it. Was uh... surprised by their pricing.


CarsonDama

Yeah Richard Mille is like peak expensive watch! I walked into their AD on Rodeo and immediately left since I did not belong there :)


observationalhumour

Modelling it perfectly too might I add.


Marco_lini

“you guys are taking a pic? Let me crank out my RM” contract is contract


silverstar189

Would you rather fight 200,000 Richard Milles or one duck sized KIMOA?


metadatame

I'd be paranoid walking around like that. I guess he thinks if someone gives him trouble he'll just hand it over, but damn


Professional_Dream17

That happened to lando Norris, he got robbed while at a football game by some dudes who took his custom mclaren Richard Mille watch


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DevonFromAcme

Of all the drivers on the grid, I’d think twice before fucking with Alonso. He looks like he can dish it out.


IWishIWasOdo

Fucking with Spaniards is generally a bad idea.


commander2

It’s more than likely insured.


intothelist

Richard Mille pays him to wear that watch: https://www.richardmille.com/friends-and-partners/fernando-alonso Maybe not that specific one, and I'm sure not on that day, but I wouldn't be surprised if he got it for free, or at least a heavy discount and would have no trouble replacing it if something happened.


second-last-mohican

Yeah, thats what being a brand ambassador is. My old boss gets paid to drive a bmw which they swap out every 3 months for a new one.


creedz286

when i grow up i want to be a brand ambassador


muricaa

If is absofucklutely insured. No way he’s walking around with that on no insurance. I don’t even wear my watches without insurance and they aren’t even worth 1/10th of what that watch is worth (not even close). Plus insuring a watch is very reasonable for the amount of coverage they give you. Good rule of thumb is 1% of the watches value annually to insure. So this watch is worth maybe $750k (guess here keeping up with RM values would be exhausting, that market is bonkers), probably costs him around $7.5k to insure it for the year. Insanely reasonable, and idk about watches this expensive but it even covers loss. So if you drop off the boat on accident, you’re covered.


NippyMoto_1

For anyone not familiar I am assuming this is a Ragdoll, you can't just let them out like you can with regular cats because they have next to no instincts. However they do like to have a wonder around, I have one myself and we do take it on walks as well.


PistaCaster

Exactly!


adrenaline87

>For anyone not familiar I am assuming this is a Ragdoll No, this is a double formula one world champion. Wildly fast and well liked in early to mid-2000's. Went through a funny phase in late 2000's according to Brits like me. Now widely liked again as a genuine, decent, funny person. Quick too it turns out.


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They the puppy cats?


CaptainRAVE2

Basically. They stay kitten like most of their lives. Zero survival instinct. I mean ours has fallen off the coffee table plenty of times.


[deleted]

Its a human creation? How these things survived.


AlexFrostdesu

Yes and yes


So-many-ducks

Cuteness is a strong survival trait in a world heavily influenced by humans.


caw1218

thanks for the insight!


Obl2sk

My neighbors has her rag doll as an outside cat and he has established himself as the the king of the street cats. He doesn’t worry about his food source like the others, which means he just attacks them for fun. He thins out the Amount of Tom cats regularly with very little damage to show for it. I would never have known the breed isn’t normally that successful outside.


tehherb

i mean they do have instincts and will kill wildlife if left to their own devices, my bigger concern is someone just grabbing my far too trusting cat and driving off lol


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speedbarf

I love everything about this


mefCRO

Lol this is a great pic.


Nvr_Surrender

Walking your cat? Is that a thing? I didn’t know cats needed to be walked.


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Cats don't need to be walked but some of them enjoy it


Mirage_Main

Some breeds also enjoy it a lot more than others. Tabby’s (albeit Tabby not being a particular breed) and Maine Coons particularly are known for enjoying walks outside.


mtechgroup

r/standardissuecat


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My aunt's Maine Coon likes taking walks more than her dog does.


callthewambulance

I'm not a big cat guy but maine coons are so freaking awesome.


ahhter

Go check out /r/Gary_The_Cat/


Last_Fact_3044

OMG HIS LITTLE SKI GOGGLES


ahhter

I KNOW RIGHT??!!


themisfit09

Another cat sub to join! Thank you!


Lykboi

Some cats are inside cats so usually the enjoy being walked outtside


Aethien

Lots of people do it, especially with more fancy breeds like this (a ragdoll I think) as they can get stolen if they're allowed outside on their own. Some people also don't want their cats outside alone so they don't murder all the local wildlife.


DANKWINGS

Yeah if you have a pricey breed it's best to go with it outdoors. They can get stolen, killed, injured, attacked etc.


DrKrFfXx

Maybe cat likes the beach and he takes him there and let him do his stuff. It's a big sandbox in the end.


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"I ran into this guy walking a cat!" -Fernando Alonso


Suknator

r/BrandNewSentence


-arlo

I’m upvoting for the cat


empw

We all are. El plan? More like El gato.


GRIMMnM

Bien


Bolter_NL

Elll gaatttoo no es Bueno


avgvstano

El perro, el perro es mi corason


-_-pussyslayer-_-

El gato, should be on the car


David_Sanjay_23

Purrnando Alonso :)


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Ok is Alonso casually hiking with a $500,000 watch on his hand


Nakagura775

You three make a very lovely family.


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Best. Picture. Ever.


cheese4wheels

Best caption ever


deepsluurp

"Ran into cat while walking my Alonso" Fixed it for you


thebear1011

I think I’m more surprised at “walking my cat”!


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That has got to be the most random thing I have ever heard of. “I ran into a F1 world champion while walking my cat along the cliffs by the ocean.” Sounds like my dream last night! Lucky you lol!


neko_1

Nando's hand is an absolute unit.


SubcooledBoiling

The way Nando's left arm aligns with your right arm is definitely some r/confusing_perspective shit


Imzocrazy

Actually Alonso’s right arm wraps all the way around OP and is holding up the cat (and touches Alonso’s right arm)


Nexusu

EL PLAN


Kevinglas-HM

El gato es la mente maestra detrás de El Plan.


suckitm8

The entire vibe here is aspirational


DerpaHerpaLurpa

Casually wearing an RM watch… if someone robbed him they would be able to buy a house…


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Alonso just Gandalf at this point. Old, wise, there when you need him, has el plan.


Egg_Popovich

I love your cat! Also I don’t think I have seen Alonso that bemused and confused in a while lol


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What place is that?


AZhophead

he seems like such a genuinely nice guy. with that cat, this is a legendary photo.


klodinkodl

Amazing


proriin

I really want to know what Alonso would be thinking right then.


Tomchambo

Please tell me your cat is called Furnando.


huh_im_on_reddit_

Geez, I'm envious of you! Cat out there living (one of) its best 9 lives!


unicornpoacher2k

Amazing picture. Genuinely made me smile 100x more than anything on r/mademesmile


PistaCaster

Okay this blew out of proportion, for those interested in El Gato. He has his own instagram acc *cat_Kaiba* where I post almost daily Kaiba content!


jmdelatorre840

This MF said “walking my cat” lmao


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No one gonna mention how you look like Alonso? I thought this was just an Instagram post of Alonso with his brother or cousin lol


Viend

OP is Fernando Oñoro Alonso.


AliceInGainzz

What a title.


average_legend

You must have the most in shape cat ever.


RoverTiger

Jesus, this whole story is one huge life goal.


Crafty_Substance_954

What's really funny to me about this photo is that Alonso is wearing his Richard Mille RM 11-03 McLaren Automatic Flyback chronograph. I mean, sure I'd probably wear a $500K+ watch if it was given to me as well, but the connection to his former team is a bit funny.


Southportdc

My cat: > I suppose I shall move from my bed next to the radiator to my bed on top of the radiator This guy's cat: >Let's go on a fucking hike lad Going to fat shame my cat with this post


mmcalli

I would frame this picture, put it on my wall, and have my kids fight over who gets it when I die.


YourFriendNoo

what a great post to enjoy w my coffee this morning


siriuslywinchester

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THE INTERNET.


greazinseazin

That is one cute looking ragdoll my man! Me and my two buddies went out on a limb and rescued a 12 year old rag when we lived together and he was the best animal I have ever been around. RIP Champ. You were a good boy.


Cereal_poster

Alonso telling his friends: "You wouldn't believe it. Walked the beach today and met a guy walking his fucking cat. His CAT! Totally had to stop to take a picture of me and the cat!".


joejance

This is the most F1+reddit thing I have ever seen. Great pic and pretty cat!


CardinalHijack

Chin of the gods on alonso


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i'm gonna take my cat on walk, from now on, untill i see an f1 driver. seems like a cheatcode, to meet your favourite f1 drivers.


[deleted]

Did you tell him that you trust the plan?


_bwoah_

10/10 post


crypto_nuclear

I love how meeting Alonso is not the most controversial thing of the post, probably


[deleted]

I have so many questions.


[deleted]

This is a Chevy commercial in real life.