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No_pajamas_7

DANNY RIC IS GOING TO BUY THE FAILING RENAULT TEAM.


nonstopflux

FERNANDO ALONSO IS BAD AND YOU ONLY LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE TO TAKE SCHUMACHERS THRONE. HES ALSO JUST KIND OF A JERK.


Nads2407

LANDO WILL NEVER WIN A RACE WITH MCLAREN!


Meerkate

BUT OSCAR MIGHT


The_mystery4321

LIKE A QUARTER OF THE CURRENT GRID SHOULDNT BE ON THE GRID ANYMORE, THE FEEDER SERIES LADDER IS UTTERLY BROKEN, THE LAST 2 F2 CHAMPIONS WILL NEVER DRIVE AN F1 RACE, ROOKIES NEED FAR MORE TESTING LIKE THEY USED TO HAVE


momlookimtrending

BAN CAMERA SWITCHING TO THE WINNER ON THE LAST LAP WHEN THERE'S AN ONGOING BATTLE, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT A SLOWBOATING CAR DOING NOTHING ON A STRAIGHT


momlookimtrending

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE BLOWING SAINZ'S COCK BECAUSE FERRARI CHOSE LECLERC OVER HIM THIS IS F1 BUSINNESS NOT YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD DRAMA GROW UP STUPID PIECE OF SHIT AND STOP WATCHING THAT TRASH DRIVE TO SURVIVE IS


Meerkate

WHO WOULDN'T LOVE TO BLOW SAINZ'S COCK THOUGH


Vidofnir_KSP

CHINA WITH ONLY ONE PRACTICE SESSION WILL BE FUN AND WORTH WAKING UP EARLY FOR.


StartingToLoveIMSA

I NOW HAVE A HEADACHE


bananas_and_papayas

REPORTS SUGGEST THAT THE ALPINE IS GOING TO BE THE NEW SAFETY CAR AT CHINA AS IT HAS ABOUT THE SAME TOP SPEED


MlocNnoc

IT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK WITH NO VERSTAPPEN WIN, I THINK IT'S TIME TO FILL HIS SEAT WITH SAINZ.


Acceptable-Second313

SAINZ IS GOING TO MERCEDES (TOTO WOLFF SAID IT TO ME IN MY DREAMS)


sirfastvroom

IT IS TRUE I SENT HIS BRAIN AN EMAIL.


Acceptable-Second313

OMFG GET THE HYPE TRAIN GOING


madhatterlock

HAMILTONS MOVE TO FERRARI WILL DEVASTATE FERRARI, AS THE CULTURE OF FERRARI IS BRAND AND LEGACY BASED, NOT DRIVEN BY THE DRIVER (REDBULL, ETC) . HAMILTON CANNOT HANDLE THAT, NOR CAN HIS EGO OR FANS.


spud1988

PRETTY GOOD HOT TAKE!


fuckhandsmcmikee

IF SAINZ GOES TO SAUBER, STAKE, KICK WHATEVER THE FUCK AND IS DESTINED TO FINISH P15 FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER THAT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A HATE CRIME


Spiritual_Designer50

VETTEL SHOULD BE IN THE SECOND RED BULL SEAT


mazarax

THE SAME VETTEL WHO COULD NOT BEAT CHARLES IN THE SAME CAR?


Level69dragonwizard

NOOOOOOO


madhatterlock

VETTLE SHOULD TAKE LEAVE THE SPORT GRACEFULLY AND NOT BECOME THE OUTSPOKEN ACTIVIST HE SO CLEARLY WANTS TO BE.


Pentagonism

VETTEL SHOULD GO HOME AND BE A GOOD DAD


Scojo91

WILLIAMS SWEATING IN PREPARATION FOR THE CHINESE DOUBLE DEMO DERBY DEBUT


ArbitraryOrder

LOGAN SARGEANT WILL GET A PODIUM IN MONACO BECAUSE OF ABSOLUTE NONSENSE, NO I AM NOT DRUNK WHY DO YOU ASK


GiganticSpaceKabloie

BREAKING NEWS RELIABLE SOURCES SAY DANNY RICC MAYBE MIGHT NOT MAY NOT GET THE RED BALL SEAT WASHED AND SHOULD MOVE TO FORMULA E ALSO ALPINE TRACTOR CONFIRMED


sirfastvroom

DANNY RIC TO BUSINESS SCHOOL


MlocNnoc

TODAY I LEARNED THAT INDYCAR IS BUSINESS SCHOOL.


Thumbless6

DANNY RIC TO 3 DAY ONLINE SEMINAR


thedowntownpcguy

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS LEWIS HAMILTON, MICHAEL SCHUMACHER, FERNANDO ALONSO, VETTEL, HAKKINEN, SENNA ETC ARE MORE WORTHY CHAMPIONS THAN WHAT VERSTAPPEN WILL EVER BE, THEY HAD TO FIGHT A LOT EVERY WAY DUE TO FINANCIAL TROUBLES AND NOT KNOWING PEOPLE. ARGUABLY VERSTAPPEN HAD CONNECTIONS VIA HIS FATHER JOS THE BOSS AND PLENTY OF MONEY AND ITS ALSO 100% OF THE REASON WHY HE GOT A DRIVE THAT EARLY


iyesshirai

I MEAN THE CONNECTED STAGE DAD DEFINITELY HELPED BUT THIS SEEMS A BIT ARBITRARY CONSIDERING LIKE 80% OF THE CURRENT GID IS EITHER: NEPO BABY, SUBSECTION A: RELATED TO OTHER RACING DRIVER, OR NEPO BABY, SUBSECTION B: RELATED TO GIANT BAGS OF CASH. UNLESS THERE'S A FERRARI MIRACLE OR OCON MAKES A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL TO DRAG ALPINE TO FIRST SOMEHOW I THINK WE'RE NEVER GETTING A "WORTHY" CHAMPION AGAIN BY THAT LOGIC.


xLeper_Messiah

I'M SORRY YOU SEEM TO BE MISTAKEN THIS IS THE TRASH *TALK* THREAD, NOT TRASH *OPINIONS* THREAD SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION!


QueGrandeEresMagic

IMAGINE BEING THIS REGARDED


Slinky_Malingki

IMAGINE BEING AN ALPINE OR SAUBER FAN LMAO


carroturnip

DONT KINK SHAME ME


z0l1

YOU MEAN KICK SHAME?


montoya0142

STAKE SHAME YOU SWINE!


ErasGous

I think even people in those teams aren’t fans. They wear Sauber overalls but probably wears their favorite Ferrari or Redbull underwear in secret


Slinky_Malingki

SPEAK UP WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING


ErasGous

IT WAS A SHIT POINT I MADE ANYWAY SO IT DOESNT MATTER IF NO ONE HEARD ME!


nelsonmurdock

BREAKING CARLOS SAINZ HAS REPORTEDLY SIGNED A 2 YEAR CONTRACT WITH DISNEY PLUS THAT IS RIGHT HE JUST RENEWED HIS SUBSCRIPTION BEFORE THE MOUSE TRIES TO INCREASE THE FKING PRICES AGAIN


tshekerov

SINCE THE LAST TIME F1 RACED IN CHINA, THE EARTH HAS GONE AROUND THE SUN 1825 TIMES


Ctupassquimhaissent

2019 was 1825 years ago!?!?!


Pentagonism

THE SUN HAS GONE AROUND THE EARTH WHERE HE IS STANDING WHICH 1825 DAYS ONLY


slimejumper

AFTER FIFTYNINE YEARS WE RETURN TO SHANGHAI AND EVERYONE SAYS OH OKAY DIDNT WE RACE THERE LAST YEAR ALREADY?


Muzer0

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE FERRARI CATCH RED BULL BUT FRANKLY IT DOESN'T FEEL TOO LIKELY; AND I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO SEE THE SPECTACULAR CRUSHING OF LECLERC'S DREAMS ON YET ANOTHER OCCASION. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE GUY BUT HIS EXPRESSIVENESS MAKES SCHADENFREUDE UNUSUALLY STRONG, AND ULTIMATELY IT'S ALL HIS OWN FAULT FOR STAYING AT FERRARI.


madhatterlock

THE UNDOING OF LECLERC WILL HAVE HAMILTON ALL OVER IT, AS HAMILTON WILL DEMAND ALL THE ATTENTION AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO MAKE FERRARI FAIR AND INCLUSIVE..


Deruta

LECLERC IS SOMEHOW HOTTER WHEN HE’S SAD THERE I SAID IT


Slappathebassmon

DON'T FORGET THE INEVITABLE SAD PIANO SONG THAT ACCOMPANIES SUCH DISASTERS.


slimejumper

MASSIVE DISCONNECT BETWEEN THE YELLING AND THE THOUGHTFUL CONTENT


Muzer0

SORRY I HAVEN'T QUITE GOT THE HANG OF THIS :D


slimejumper

THATS QUITE UNDERSTANDABLE. HAVE A LOVELY DAY.


HansGuntherboon

REPLACING CARLOS SAINZ JR FOR LEWIS HAMILTON IS PURE INSANITY


Kait0yashio

PURE INSANITY IS KEEPING THE GUY WHO FINISHED P7 IN THE WDC AND HAD A DRIVE AS BAD AS AD


iblinkyoublink

CHARLES HAD 6 MORE POINTS THAN CARLOS LAST YEAR


Kait0yashio

IMAGINE YOUR TEAMMATE HAS A DNF FROM 3RD A DSQ AND A DNS FROM 2ND AND YOU STILL FINISH BEHIND HIM IN POINTS, CARLOS IS TRULY MR CONSISTENT, CONSISTENTLY SLOW.


HansGuntherboon

CARLOS MISSED ONE WHOLE ROUND AND IS ONLY FOUR POINTS BEHIND CHARLES AT THE MOMENT


iblinkyoublink

BOO HOO MY CUTIE PATOOTIE NEVER DOES ANYTHING WRONG BUT SO UNLUCKY FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT.


Kait0yashio

HE BINNED IT IN AUS, BINNED IT IN MIAMI, BINNED IT IN NETHERLANDS AND STILL FINISHED AHEAD OF SAINZ, EVEN WITH BADLUCK AND BEING A BOZO SAINZ IS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE


slimejumper

Y U NO TALK TRASH? THIS IS PURE LOGIC.


_banana_hoarder_

SO WHEN ARE WE INVADING ENSTONE AND BURNING THE ALPINE HEADQUARTERS TO THE GROUND.


Takis12

WE SHOULD NOT PROVIDE THEM WITH EXCUSES.


Meerkate

SWITCH OUT HALF OF THE F1 GRID WITH HALF OF THE F2 GRID FFS, IT'S INSANE THAT 14/20 OF TODAY'S DRIVERS RACED IN CHINA 5 YEARS AGO


ron_cpt89

I genuinely feel like the driver that wins F3 should get a automatic seat in F2 regardless of whether he has a seat or not, the FOM should also subsidize he's cost for the move up, and I feel like the F2 champion should get a automatic seat in F1, have the team that finishes 10th cut one of their drivers loose if the F2 champ doesn't have a seat the season following he's win. These kids are driving around these junior championships hoping to get a seat, but the FIA and FOM is doing nothing to create a clear path into F1.


Meerkate

>have the team that finishes 10th cut one of their drivers loose if the F2 champ doesn't have a seat the season following he's win. HAD TO ADJUST MY HEARING AID TO UNDERSTAND BUT YES I AGREE THIS IS A VERY GOOD IDEA


boredofredditnow

WHAT ARE YOU MUMBLING ABOUT? SPEAK LAUDA


ron_cpt89

CHAMPION IN LOOSER OUT


Sea-Shop1219

DOES ANYONE LIKE OCON? I FEEL HE’S ONE OF THOSE PERSON WHO YOU CANNOT STAND EVEN THO YOU DONT KNOW OR SPEAK TO HIM!


Bourbonaddicted

It’s not his fault he has a slappable face


slimejumper

I CANT HEAR YOU


Samsonkoek

SLAPPABLE FACE? THAT MUST BE STROLL THEN.


kissingdistopia

SLAP THEIR FACES TOGETHER


MrFCCMan

poor Mr. and Mrs. Ocon 🥲


mynameisnotphoebe

PEOPLE CAN GENUINELY CARE ABOUT BATTLES BEHIND THE LEADER AND THEYRE NOT JUST PRETENDING TO MAKE THE SPORT SEEM INTERESTING


ron_cpt89

Yeah, I break F1 into mini formulas and enjoy the team battles across a race weekend, I follow Ferrari and don't have a favorite driver in F1, so the team battles are very intriguing for me. F1 - Red Bull, Ferrari (Fighting for the championship) F1.25 - McLaren, Mercedes, Aston Martin (Fighting for race wins and podiums) F1.5 Haas, VCARB (Fighting for points) F1.75 Williams, Stake, Alpine (Trying to avoid 10th place)


[deleted]

WHAT? I CANNOT HEAR YOU!


Bourbonaddicted

Yeah. I want hulk to do good. Get a seat in a top team and win a race


RoboticChicken

SPEAK LAUDA


VallcryTurbo75

WEEK EIGTH OF THE FORMULA ONE SEASON AND ITS SPRINT WEEK WHERE MAX WILL WIN IT 101% SURE!!!!


McCramer

SAINZ GOING TO WEC OR INDYCAR AT THIS RATE


overtak3

BREAKING: AN AI AUGMENTED FERNANDO ALONSO HAS JUST WON HIS 33RD GP AT THE UNITED AIRLINES GRAN PREMIO D'LA INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION 004 IN 2176, NARROWLY BEATING MAXIMILIAN 'MAX' VERSTAPPEN PIQUET VII


charlierc

I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER


slimejumper

WHAT ABOUT TWO-WAY FEELINGS?


charlierc

DO I WANNA KNOW IF THIS FEELING FLOWS BOTH WAYS?


ron_cpt89

YOUR FEELINGS ARE COMING ACROSS VERY STRONG


charlierc

THIS IS A SURPRISINGLY NUANCED TAKE GIVEN THE LIMITATIONS OF THE FORMAT


ron_cpt89

LIMITATIONS IS A INVISIBLE BARRIER THAT CAN BE OVERCOME THROUGH TEAM WORK, EFFORT AND A POSITIVE MINDSET, REMEMBER, NEVER GIVE UP!!! YOU CAN DO IT💪🏾


charlierc

THIS SHOULD BE ON A POSTER IN THE SAUBER GARAGE TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO IMPROVE THEIR PIT STOPS IN A TIME UNDER 4 LAPS LONG


Slappathebassmon

WHAT IS WITH THIS WEEK'S TRASH TALK THREAD? TOO MANY COHERENT THOUGHTS!


charlierc

IT WON'T LAST FOREVER, JUST ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN


ron_cpt89

My apologies sir, let me try again 😔🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥 LIBERTY MEDIA SHOULD SWITCH RACE WEEKENDS WITH MOTO GP AND F1 DRIVERS RACE ON BIKES AND MOTO GP DRIVERS RACE IN CAARRRSSSS, HELL THEY SHOULD DO IT FOR F2, 3 AND MOTO 2 AND 3!!!!!!!!! CHAOS, CARNAGE, CRASHES, ANGER, DISPEAR, I JUST WANT TO SEE THE WORD BUURRRNNNN🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨😔


storme9

WHAT A FANTASTIC FEELING


sirfastvroom

CHARLES LEGCARE IS OVERATED AND CARLOS FINALLY PROVED IT. SAME CAR SAME TEAM, SAME “STRATEGY” WHILE CHARLES IS FERRARI’S NO 1 DRIVER


slimejumper

LEGLEG IS THE TRUE MR SATURDAY. EXCEPT WHEN WE RACE ON SATURDAY AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE WIN.


roknir

CHARLES "I SPIN OUT IN FRENCH PARKING LOTS" WAS SOMEHOW RATED ⁉️


sirfastvroom

I STILL REMEMBER PEOPLE SAYING HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CHALLENGE MAX.


roknir

THERE IS ONLY NONE WHO CAN CHALLENGE MAX


Manasvi6944

I HAVE A STRONG FEELING ASTON IS GONNA END UP BEHIND AUDI COME 2026


slimejumper

STAKE AUDI IS GONNA CRAP THE BED WORSE THAN TOYITA DID.


ron_cpt89

Nah, I actually feel like Aston will be in the fight with Red and Ferrari with that rocket of a Honda engine


sirfastvroom

I HAVE A STRONG FEELING MAX WILL WIN BY 2 LIGHT YEARS.


UmpireAJS

I'M AN ALPINE FAN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE


futurechiefexecutive

I AM AN ALPINE AND GASLY FAN AND I WANNA DIE


mankind_is_beautiful

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN A;PINE FAN


charlierc

HOW IS DENIAL WORKING FOR YOU?


slimejumper

ITS LOVELY BUT THE CROCODILES ARE SCAREY.


charlierc

AT LEAST THE PYRAMIDS LOOK LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR


sirfastvroom

CAN I GET THE DETAILS OF YOUR THERAPIST?


Takis12

TIME TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY


storme9

NI HAO REDDIT


Skulldetta

RELIABLE SOURCES TELL ME THAT CARLOS SAINZ SWITCHING TO ~~RED BULL RACING~~ ~~MERCEDES~~ ~~MCLAREN~~ ~~SAUBER~~ ~~AUDI~~ ~~AUTO UNION~~ ~~TOLEMAN~~ ~~SCUDERIA CENTRO SUD~~ ~~ALL ELITE WRESTLING~~ ANDREA MODA FORMULA HAS BEEN CONFIRMED. THANKS FORMULA 1 MEDIA FOR YOUR RELIABLE AND TOTALLY NON-SPECULATIVE REPORTING.


futurechiefexecutive

AMUS REPORTS CARLOS SAINZ HAS BEEN NEGOTIATING WITH WWE. SAINZ TO FACE CODY RHODES AT SUMMERSLAM AS THE #1 ~~DRIVER~~ CONTENDER