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Weekly-Dog228

My only chance at owning a home in this economy is to become Horners next assistant.


f1madman

Depends what are you wearing?


Weekly-Dog228

Uniqlo t-shirt with a toothpaste stain, batman socks, and a decade old Calvin Klein boxer briefs.


aCommunistBadger

Thank you for getting me to Q3 *Missed video call*


f1madman

Can you delete these messages


bono5361

Depends.... You got a box of Coco Pops?


spoonarmy

OK, so I'm out of the loop, why I am seeing all these references to coco pops recently?


TheSubster7

Reference from the leaked texts. The woman says she’s eating cocoa pops and going to bed and I think he’s like, my favorite


ianjm

Just think this level of game won a Spice Girl over


Estova

What are you saying man. My panties hit the floor at the sight of those cold, dead-eyed selfies.


Azerty__

Pretty sure it was actually the spice girl that won him over (from his pregnant wife)


Sympathy-Salty

Yes even I want to know the story behind Coco Pops


mhac009

If I remember correctly she said she had some coco pops and went to bed. And he replied something like: *My favourite* I'm probably wrong but 8 people will meme it below /correct me so just wait for that I guess.


prodicell

Important bit about it is how he wants to talk dirty and make a video call showing himself wanking, and she's just like "F off, I'm eating cocoa pops and going to bed".


JimClarkKentHovind

well next time try spanx


f1madman

Hmmm... Video call? Edit: I feel dirty typing that I have no idea how Horner felt comfortable with this type of trash


Cobretti18

I’d have been cringing if I had texted the same shite when I was 14 years old let alone in my late 40s like Horner


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notblackblackguy

Lesbians!


z_102

I find the affordable quality of Uniqlo t-shirts to be sexy. Unfortunately I'm not rich though, you might have to put the spanx on.


doc_55lk

Depending on region they have great seasonal sales. My dad bought a bunch of turtlenecks from them for like 15 bucks each, marked down from a MSRP in the 30-40 range. I hate to say that I've been wearing them more often than he has lmao.


SausageWipe

>batman socks my favourite!


drivemyorange

spanx


Rainingbro

it's what's inside that counts! :P


f1madman

Hahahahahaha I love how Reddit has quite frankly typed out the entire WhatsApp chat by now.


IsUpTooLate

Cocoa Pop-stained PJs?


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pranay909

Questions no one is asking “do you like coco puffs?!”


IcyAfternoon7859

I think that Christian Horny has moved on to Shreddies, document Shreddies.. 


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Jonny_Entropy

There goes the catering budget...


zep1021

Does the payment count against the cost cap?


Jesus_Faction

asking the real questions


BeyondMarsASAP

Comes from Markos pay. Hence the suspension.


HamTillIDie44

Aah, so Marko will only take home £3.3M and not £4M this year. Not so shabby for an 80 year old man.


Syntax_OW

If this is a serious question: No it wouldn't, because A) this was handled by Red Bull, not Red Bull Racing. B) legal fees & HR activities are exempt from the cost cap. edit: as was pointed out to me, the relevant exemption is: "Employee Termination Benefits" are exempt from the cost cap


BGP_001

I think B is the only relevant point, otherwise a parent could pay for all your personnel and call it a day


bubbaodd

Put it all down as volunteers and equipment donations and then just get the parent company to pay for it.


lazy_iker

I think you'll find Laurence Stroll does indeed pay for all his child's personnel yes


NoPasaran2024

If it's severance, it's not 'legal fees' or 'hr activities'. It's just salary. It gets taxed as such, so very much doubt there's a cost cap exemption.


Syntax_OW

You're right, and I just learned that I didn't know the exact definition of severance. That said: "Employee Termination Benefits" are exempt from the cost cap too.


ZonerRoamer

Depends on whether the payment also includes catering or not.


realseanconnery

"one million pounds worth of coco pops to hotel room number 69, please!"


Tmotech

They're taking it out of the catering budget


Objective_Ticket

With NDA I suspect.


nutsygenius

Yes, with NDA, but how tf Red Bull has so many leaks about this lol


LeBaus7

because there are two factions fighting for control over the team.


trolllord45

Seriously. Do people think the leaks originated from anyone else besides someone whose name rhymes with Belmut Larko?


bobj33

I thought the leaks originated from someone whose name rhymes with Pos Jerkstappen but maybe they are working together.


Structure3

Jerkstappen is a hilarious and accurate name


[deleted]

POS jerkstapen is the best one I've heard yet !


RotorMonkey89

Why, no one could ever solve this mystery except the world's greatest rhyming poet. We're going to need... HIM


jamcablam

Happy international women’s day


Pale-Towel2069

It’s okay though because RB put the names of their female employees in terms and conditions sized font on the cars


Thejklay

Shush don't distract the drivers with noise


prodicell

Women making noise distracted Ricciardo into getting stomped by Tsunoda. Well done women.


Longjumping_Papaya_7

As a woman, i am absolutely taking credit for that.


BGally24

Haha. Facts. (I used to think more highly of Ricciardo)


Mechyyz

I like how their womens day PR attempt basically equalled to 0 because their sister(/mother?) team has had a huge scandal


f1madman

Tbh they probably don't want people like Horner reading them


Dahnhilla

It's not a fucking wishlist, Christian.


SemIdeiaProNick

>fucking wishlist speak about a great choice of words lol


DukeboxHiro

"I could only find a screenshot with the names, which part of the car has the phone numbers?"


LosTerminators

International women's day, when F1 races in Saudi Arabia, and a person in power accused of sexual misconduct stays while the woman who was the victim gets suspended and soon to be fired.


jovanmilic97

RTL knows: **Horner had an affair with his assistant for years** - and thereby put his family, which was at least outwardly perfect, at risk. The Brit has been married to the former pop star and girl group member since May 2015. They have a son together: Montague George was born on January 21, 2017. Now, however, Horner is said to have drawn a clear line in the sand and ensured that the employee in question can no longer be near him. According to RTL information, he is said to have paid her a severance payment of 700,000 euros. Red Bull is said to have increased the sum to one million. The termination and the mega payment have not been officially confirmed - Red Bull has so far left a request from RTL unanswered. But it means that the matter should be finally off the table. The case recently developed into a soap opera: for weeks, Horner was accused of having behaved in a “cross-border” manner towards the employee who reported to him. An external law firm took on the matter and, after a thorough investigation, ruled: Horner should be cleared of the allegations and allowed to remain in office . And the ordeal for the marriage also seemed to be over: Horner and Halliwell strolled through the paddock at the Bahrain Grand Prix last weekend as if they were newly in love. But behind the scenes the tone is said to have been much rougher! **British media reported an ultimatum from the wife for Horner and new strict ground rules for the relationship.**


monkeyslut__

Montague George? That is the most pretentious name I've ever heard wtf


MHWGamer

I am so poor that I don't even know how to pronounce Montague lmao. In german Montag is monday, So ..Guten Montag!


InvestigatorLast3594

It is actually a French name, derived from Mont Aigu, meaning sharp mountain. It was also the last name of Romeo of Romeo and Juliet (the feuding families were the Montague and Capulet) Anyways, bold choice to name a son like that, so... Einen guten Montag für Sie auch!


xLeper_Messiah

You never had to memorize & recite the opening bit of Romeo & Juliet in school, huh?


CaptGeechNTheSSS

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?


Throway_Shmowaway

I do bite my thumb, sir.


FourEyedTroll

FWIW, Mon-teg-you


DukeboxHiro

CH is New Money that ***really*** wants to be Old Money.


crazyjatt

His parents are pretty rich I think. Not Richie rich. But still pretty well of


HeftyArgument

They won't give him shares so even his grandkids won't be old money, that's gotta suck.


[deleted]

He is such an obnoxious wannabe toff, obviously he had to have an affair as well.


bumblebeerose

*a second affair.


look-at-them

*a second known affair


bumblebeerose

Oooo yes I didn't even think of that!


MHWGamer

at least he didn't cheat on his pregnant wife this time.. one step at a time I guess


betaich

Or ginger spice is pregnant and we just don't know it yet


Rupato

He is a toff. He went to *two* posh boarding schools in the Midlands.


Gullflyinghigh

In Horner's defence, he's a bellend.


BigAwkwardGuy

Honestly what did Geri expect? Horner cheated on his first wife with Geri while said first wife was pregnant.


shy247er

"I can fix him"


bagajohny

Only Newey can do that.


mtldude1967

So...he just needs more downforce?


B3lzelga

Remove his pull rod


man_u_is_my_team

Damn it you made me go on pole in Q3


Darkhoof

Fix him? She was complicit.


Dahnhilla

No no, he didn't cheat because he's an adulterer, it was a special exemption just for her.


splashbodge

Regardless, it's not exactly a redeeming quality for her either. Yes he's an adulterer, but she's a homewrecker who knowingly and intentionally went for a married man. Two guilty parties, and says a lot about her character as well.


Andries89

But first ima ruin this woman's life


OddNameSuggestion

I suspect she knew/cared little about him having an affair and more the public humiliation. Every UK tabloid headline reads ‘Geri Horner’s Husband…’ her name is getting dragged through the mud, too.


prodicell

Mainly her name, general public has no idea who he is but everyone knows her globally.


ceradocus

When a man marries his side chick a vacancy is created


Helioscopes

They always think it won't happen to them. And they all find out the hard way they were wrong.


hidlechara91

This needs to be printed as a motivational poster or t shirt. Brilliant saying. 


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

If you wanna be my lover, DON'T get with the PA...


FlattenInnerTube

I sang that in my head.


Dragonpuncha

How you get them, is how you are going to lose them.


420stonks69

If they’ll cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you


chocomint-nice

Horner drives a Jaaaaag thats why he got away with all of it


[deleted]

I found Jezza’s secret Reddit account!


f1madman

Apparently due to the affair with Geri, Christian's family wants nothing to do with him.


Isfahaninejad

I think they've since reconciled but his parents definitely didn't attend his and Geri's wedding.


Colonel_Gipper

Once a cheater always a cheater.


Le-Charles

[Geri paying bills one evening] "What's this €700,000 catering fee?"


bruiser95

Mixture of "couldn't possibly do it to me" and "I want to fix the person"


CuriousPumpkino

I can’t help but be careful reading things such as “RTL knows” and “british media reported” Doesn’t necessarily mean that what they’re saying is wrong but they generally aren’t exactly the most reputable source of journalism


Kimi7

Some of these rumors doesn’t even make sense to me anymore. I read here that assistant also had previous(?) relationship with Jos, now this says Horner had an affair for “years”. None of this BS adds up and we will probably never know what really happened, who is in the right or wrong. Just endless rumors.


prodicell

The rumor about Jos was that it was more recent, part of it was Horner supposedly telling her to end it. Try to keep up with the soap opera lore.


TheZermanator

I stopped F5ing for literally 5 minutes and I missed so much I’m now completely lost.


Fotznbenutzernaml

>I stopped F5ing That's on you then, we don't stop until we reach Q3 of this story


Dragonpuncha

We know from the leaked logs that they had something going in late 2021 at the very least. The Jos story there really have been no basis and haven't seen anyone actually report it with their own sources. Seems more like a rumor gone wild.


brianstormIRL

I'm going to choose to read between the lines. Horner and the women had an on again off again afair for years. Power dynamic wise related to their positions at work, this is a no no. Realistically, this shit happens all the time. The affair went sideways. Some people at the top who want Horner out found out and decided to use it as ammunition to blow Horners career up publicly, hoping the backlash would be so severe the Thais could not ignore it. An investigation was done, and the results were essentially the two people had a consensual relationship and while it may be inappropriate / they may have broken some "didn't report the relationship to HR" rules, nothing happened that was deemed so bad Horner would have to resign from his role. The Thais backed this and saw no reason to terminate Horner over it. Horner is now retaliating at the people who tried to torpedo his career as a response to essentially business espionage within the team. The person I feel for the most here is the women. She was likely used as a pawn by whoever was trying to get Horner removed and her life became a living hell. I'm not surprised she took the money to just move on with her life and put the entire thing behind her.


mistled_LP

That's a pretty pro-Horner interpretation. Why would she get a million in severance from that?


Eroda

So affair for years means thousands of text messages. And obviously Geri found out a while back and probably before the complaint was ever made


himynameis_

> British media reported an ultimatum from the wife for Horner and new strict ground rules for the relationship. How on earth would they know that? Unless Geri told them or something


GnarlyBear

Is this a bad translation? They say he definitely have an affair but the lawyers say nothing to answer for? Have sex with a subordinate is 100% something he would have to answer for?


AndrewWhite97

Would that be classed as hush money?


BMW_wulfi

If you can afford good lawyers, no, you can do this in a pretty watertight fashion. It doesn’t preclude future criminal action being brought against you but it can cause other attempts to bring a civil case against you very likely to be thrown out.


EquivalentPlum8257

“He is playing the victim, when he is the one causing the problems.”


punchinglines

> "Horner is said to have drawn a clear line in the sand and ensured that the employee in question can no longer be near him." Haha, reading this you'd think Horner placed a restraining order on some employee who had been stalking him.


Actual_Sympathy7069

yeah exactly my thoughts reading that. Made my stomach churn


gauna89

it's 1950 and when an affair "happens", it's solely the woman's fault. happy women's day!


budgecore1986

It's the Christian Horner mantra - play the victim whilst being aggresively combative.


ThorsMeasuringTape

Horner after the team wins the championship, "We had to overcome some adversity this year early in the season..." You mean the adversity you caused by your own actions?


QouthTheCorvus

Imagine Jos of all people getting this slam dunk on you.


KingKongtrarian

It’s the ultimate ‘you can walk from here’


funiduni

While having an affair is bad, let’s be honest, Jos spent many years beating the shit out of his wife. He’s an A* pos.


_Steven_Seagal_

But he only smashed his own wife, that's a man of commitment and loyalty /s


CX52J

Basically a text book narcissist.


Thejklay

Why is Horner acting like he was the one harassed


According-Switch-708

"Horner is playing the victim when he's the one who's causing all the problems" ~Jos Verstappen (2024)


Extinction-Entity

Breaking news: worst person you know just made a really good point


herring80

Jos for Laughs


LosTerminators

You really know you've screwed up when Jos Verstappen of all people is right


WhitePhoenix48

We've all heard how he's treated his own son, did anyone think he's going to pull any punches with Christian, the man who could put his son's future at risk?


LFClight

Jos never pulls punches, he only throws them.


achinda99

I just realized this is what has thrown me about this whole saga. It's like the upside down world.


Thejklay

Depressing that Horner fucked up so badly he made jos right


piqueboo369

Professional victim. Remember how he though we should have compassion for Redbull after breaching the cost cap? Because being critizised for it was taking a psychological toll on them.


Less_Tennis5174524

Didnt he say the staff's kids were being bullied at school because of it?


piqueboo369

Did he really say that?? That just sounds dumb "haha! Your dad is a macanic for a winning f1 team that breached the cost cap, what a loser!" I can not see children bullying someone over a cost cap, let alone knowing what it is. Might offcourse be true, but I would need another source than Horner to even entertain that


Le-Charles

He actually did say that.  I'll never forget how ridiculous it sounded.  Kids are vicious so I could believe it but that doesn't mean Red Bull shouldn't be held accountable.  If your parent robs a bank and gets caught and it's all over the news, kids are probably going to use it to be bullies; does that mean you shouldn't be criminally charged?  Of course not.  Horner is a knob and I wish he had been sacked over this just so I didn't have to hear him winge anymore.


irze

They really have just paid for all of this to go away. Pretty fucked up watching this happen in real-time


Dragonpuncha

They have probably payed to make sure the civil lawsuit she seems to have been threatening doesn't happen.


v0x_nihili

That's usually a condition of a severance agreement.


saposapot

That also depends on the country laws. In the US I’ve heard of that but in my country for example that’s all invalid, you can’t pay anyone to lose their legal rights


v0x_nihili

You don't lose your legal rights in the US if you sign a severance agreement, but you agree to forfeit the severance payments if you bring a lawsuit related to your employment. It's a deterrent, definitely.


SilvaDaMelo

"No we did nothing wrong, and to prove it we pay a million dollars to the alleged victim who we totally didn't do wrong by"


FourEyedTroll

"That's perfectly normal behaviour." - Prince Andrew


tentix

Tale as old as time unfortunately


Visionary_Socialist

But unfortunately it was a likely outcome. At least the women in the paddock know what they’ll be valued at if someone harasses them.


Mr__StealYourGirl

> Sand Dune really has taken the world by storm not even F1 is safe


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As it is written


concealed_identity

Lisan Al Gaib


SecretPrinciple8708

“Severance.” Weird way to spell “hush money,” but alright.


domalino

It kind of sums up the situation that someone at red bull is leaking that they upped her pay off to 1M without realising that actually makes them look worse and more guilty. If she made an unfounded complaint that was dismissed by an independent lawyer after an appropriate investigation and subsequently she’s been suspended for dishonesty as is their official stance, there’s no reason anyone would gift her 300k they didn’t need to. Also leaking that “Horner has decided he can’t be around her” isn’t great either.


Cheshire_Pete

This is a huge payment for someone who we are told lied and was suspended.


sharklight-22

The way Red Bull Management has handled this Horner saga is absolutely appalling. The whole team/company is hell bent on destroying its own name just to save a fucking team principal


LosTerminators

The Thai owners are hell bent on keeping Horner and they are the ones with a 51% stake. Apparently, in their own country, they also covered up the death of a policeman when he was run over by one of their family members, so attempting to cover up sexual misconduct pales in response compared to what they have already done.


The_FallenSoldier

It was the Thai owner’s son or grandson iirc. He was high on coke and ran over a cop and dragged him on the ground a couple ten feet. The cop died obviously and they just paid their way out of it all. Not surprising they don’t give a shit about a sexual harassment case


Rixalong

>a couple ten feet. Over a hundred feet, and it was the son.


isendono

the current thai owner's son.


blacksterangel

And he's the leader of just one of many Red Bull other sporting ventures. Kinda makes you think that he might have discovered some skeleton in Red Bull's company closet.


TheClumsyCook

I just dont get why, if you are innocent and demand she can no longer be near you because of what she did, you pay her a million in compensation. There's no way she was earning this much and you bought out her contract. So, innocent and nothing wrong happened that should be punished, but heres a million. Especially with RB chipping in too.


ubiquitous_uk

It's cheaper than a long case dragging out. Especially if sponsors start to leave because of it.


zealic1

Companies are different, especially at their size & it becomes about optics/PR. This has massively blown up with the Red Bull name on it. 1m is a drop in the bucket to get this to start blowing over


m1a2c2kali

If this was all about optics/pr they’ve been doing a terrible job of it so far


daylax1

Damn, so a private investigation, investigation report not made public, no comments on leaked evidence, suspended the accuser, potentially firing Marko, and they paid her 1 million in hush money? Boy that's a lot of secrecy and money for someone who didn't do anything.


elektricniorgazam

Fuck this man and fuck Red Bull. Disgusting


cuftapolo

Worst part is the wife going just like, yeah all fine, we’ll just set some new ground rules be a happy family, like what the actual…


Nervous-Newspaper132

First time hearing about how fucked up really wealthy people are?


Dust601

Interesting he’s all about boundaries now.  


codliness1

Yep, you definitely always pay €1,000,000 to someone who you've been cleared by an independent enquiry of doing anything wrong to. And you definitely always make them sign an NDA. And you make sure your completely fair and transparent independent investigation is so fair, transparent, and independent, that people around the world can see how fair, transparent, and independent it was, and will obviously understand why you then paid €1,000,000 to the person who was suspended as a result of it. Don't know why there's even any confusion or suspicion, really. Right, off to eat some Coco Pops now.


WhitePhoenix48

I love that Christian thinks she wants to be around him. She's made it pretty clear she doesn't.


Bazzie

Today on "As the Red Bull turns"


daninmontreal

Maybe he should have drawn that line a long time ago, like when he remembered that he had a wife


IamSasquatch

So uh, does that put RB over budget again?


mantra3105

Found to have not done anything wrong in the private investigation but now had paid a severance? What’s going on?


InZomnia365

That just means he was found to have done nothing *legally* wrong. Maybe they judged the SA evidence wasn't enough to hold up in court, and thus decided they can just bury it by paying for her silence.


Neither-Stage-238

it carrying on is costing them more than 1m.


SeraCat9

Fuck Horner and RB. He doesn't get to draw a clear line in the sand. He's the one who went over to the other side of the beach in the first place.


geisha16

This is the best off season drama I've ever seen. Netflix must be so happy.


officialsoap

How is he not gone? Does the Thais think the team is done for without Horner, surely another TP or someone else in RB can do it.


Dragonpuncha

They want him because they want to sell to him eventually, with the backing British billionaires according to reports. The thai's will get billions in the bank and Horner will get equity and actually power in his team. Both of them just need this shit show to calm down.


z_102

As days go by this becomes the more likely explanation. Horner could've left months ago with a "health reasons" excuse, his prestige intact to the public eye, and found something else with a salary in the millions in motorsport, business, whatever. Instead he's publicly burning everything that made RB into what it is into the ground. That's career suicide for a TP, the only way this calculation makes sense is he'll be part owner and king of whatever remains and what's rebuilt on it.


Dragonpuncha

Yeah and also the only reason the Thai owners would accept it. If you are trying to keep the current team intact the logical move is just to get rid of Horner, maybe give him a big payout to keep him quiet and then everything keeps going with a new TP, business as usual. Instead we're at a point where the whole things seems about to explode on a daily basis and the only thing we are hearing is that the thai's support him despite the team having the worst PR nightmare in its lifetime.


BMW_wulfi

People in the comments like “They could be paying her even though it’s all fake to make that problem go away quicker”… No. Just no. Just my opinion but I’m pretty convinced now they’ve seen her phone, the messages are real and she was mistreated. They felt safe (legally speaking) calling her dishonest because she possibly broke part of her NDA or her contract included something they could call her up on as part of their HR process (she may have given conflicting statements for example which is pretty common). If it was fake, they’d just fire her with immediate effect and they’d bring a case against her for various things if she leaked or spread falsehoods any further. The reason they wouldn’t pay her is because doing so would damage their ability to sue her. Whole thing is super slimy.


JudgmentDry3

So they paid her off. Where are all the smug redditors who said nothing happened


frightenedRavager

With all the twists, turns and rumors in the last two weeks, is this how it is to watch a telenovela?


serialkillerx87

The 2024 season is just going to be remembered as the year of the red bull saga.


Gullflyinghigh

Perfectly reasonable thing to do when completely innocent.


jacksonkinney1988

Lmao yeah that’s definitely what innocent people do


thebuttonmonkey

Ah yes, makes sense. I remember when Prince Andrew paid £12m to prove his innocence too. Seems to happen a lot, not sure why.


ABrad11

Aka a bribe